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davidylan:
is sisi waiting for an arranged marriage? 

Rotflmao!! Err. . .N. . . N. . .Nooooooo! Of course Not!! I mean. . .I mean Noooooooooo!!!

*Toyinrayo:
And why did you guys break up again?

My family know him. . . they even LIKED HIM!!!

Yeecccch!!!!!  

*Toyinrayo:
For real?

Pass am over.

I swear for real. . . and he is CUTE TOO. Tall, dark and Handsome.

Known him since I was Ye high, so you see why the whole dating proved to be an imposssible task.

Usually, I take a bat with me when breaking up with men from whose-nationality-I-dare-not mention, the scene can be quite loud and dramatic

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

davidylan:
Sisi . . . 16yrs old? You havent been single all that time have you?  

No Dating allowed until you are. . . errr. . .OLD!!!

My Papa's rule #201, Part 4, Section 3C, Subsection 56D . (I'm serious)

Aloy.Emeka:
That way that lady talk  movies here, does she sound like someone  that do any other thing like sex, bang and screw apart from watching movies?

Blows Raspberry at Aloy

ThiefOfHearts:
"aloy" leave sisi alone before I tell her who you are, oniranu

okafor's law will always win. friends ko. ota ni

Bwahaha, please help me shed light on the Okafor law part coz me I no get am.

*Toyinrayo:
Sisikill, I think you better stop with the sarcasm. . . .ppl dnt get you

But I love the scene sha, Rarely happens with men whose nationality I dare not say  

Tee hee. . . I am serious now! And he is from the nationality we dare not mention. . . only enlightened.

bluespice:
sisi lol!

toyin oh no pls u dare not!

Twiiiiiiiiiiiinie!! How far now? Did you see my message on the other thread?

Oh wait. . . did I forget to mention was 16 when that happened? Hehehehehehe

We are still best friends.

More like. . .

Me -  What the heck are we thinking? We make better friends.
Him - I know!!!!
Me - Okay good. Hey, You wanna go see a movie?
Him - It's my turn to pick.
Me - Hey not fair. . . be nice to me, I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Him - Hahahahahahaha!!

Isn't this the same Awards an Indian guy was nominated for his role in an Indian movie. . . AFRICAN MOVIE ACADEMY AWARDS, is it?

Oy Veh!!

Wondering how to pass my email across to Blue. . . How do we do this

Bwahahahahaha!! We are sooo gonna win this game

Soooo, How the go dey go?

@ Topic

Hmmm. . . FEMALE!!

Notion

Womdering if Blue is playing 10-10 with her friends

Tee hee heee

Mah bad. . . I played the game all wrong, was looking at the one above me.

Yeah my secret is out, I missed reading fundamentals 101

@ Topic
Female

This Woman's World - Maxwell

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JYxc5ftEzg&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

God he is CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

Typing this. . . .

Educated

Errrr. . . .hmmmm. . . . I'm gonna take a stab at it and say. . . .Male

Whew!!! That was sooooo hard and the [b]M [/b]by his name totally threw me off. . . Totally!!!

*Toyinrayo:
Does anyone ever understand this gorimpa? 

Tee hee hee

I see you need lessons in Gibberishnese

Here. . . watch and learn and you'll understand superman better


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oNhmWbn67c&feature=related

^^^^^Tee hee hee hee heee


@ Topic
Yeah. . . what he said.

Tee hee hee

You have issues with half of nairaland? Nooo way. . .

Here. . . come and celebrate with me

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-259874.0.html

Come and join me sing halleluyah!!

The owner of nairaland has done me well!!

Come and Join me sing Halleluyah

The owner of Nairaland has done me well!!

https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1976_dancing_7up.gif https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1976_dancing_7up.gif

This is my testimony, from the moment I joined Nairaland, I have been having some issues with the. . . err. . . owner, he keeps banning front right and center.

I didn't have anyone to turn to then just this past week I found out not one, not two not three but plenty plenty people close to me are moderators!

The latest. . . SPIKEDCYLINDER. . . this mean ANYTHING GOES FOR ME!!!

Paaaaaaaaai da Lor!!!!

Hallelu Hallelu Halleluyah!!

This is for Spikey, the bestest lady evah. . . . and i am kissing ass!!! Hehehehehe

Come and join me sing halleluyah!!

The owner of nairaland has done me well!!

Come and Join me sing Halleluyah

The owner of Nairaland has done me well!!

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Wait a minute. . . which sec are you moderator of sef so I know where to kick up dust

*Toyinrayo:
^^^

You don't love her.

It's infatuation

Meet her first. . . .and if it doesn't work out, lol, no harm done

Rotflmao!! Walahi gaskiya ne!

You have to put it on fire for a loooooooooooooong time for it to harden.

That's how our local alewa maker made hers.

Honey is good too.

Tee hee hee

@ Topic
Awww! Dad is worried he'll be usurped by his kid.

The poor dear probably thinks he is having his own Oedipus drama. . .

ThiefOfHearts:
Oniranu 

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

bishoptboy:
I know Fabian personally and he is Nigerian. Bankole is Akin Omotoso's father and he (Bankole) is the face of Vodacom south africa. he is a professor of the university of stellinborsh in south africa. I learn't Moky is Nigerian too but i have not met her before. Akin (Bankole's son) is one of the respected directors in South Africa. he has a production company called Tom Pictures (www.tompictures.co.za)
Akin is in pre-production on a Ken Saro Wiwa film and Honsou Djimon of blood diamond is said to act Ken Saro Wiwa. if you have seen Lord of War with nicolas cage. Akin acted and the liberian rebel leader that shot nicolas cage brother.
You are not the only one. they say i'm not patrotic and i'm jealous of other people. its sad that we dont strife for excellence.

This is very good info. . . THANKS!!!!

Guess one has to move mind, body and soul outta nollywood to get things done properly.

Tres sad!!

Our people measure the success of our industry by the fact that actors just bought a jeep. they said Jenifa is the best film from nollywood because Funke bought jeep after the film was released. gosh!

Bwahahahahahahha https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Tee hee hee

Apart from that I was also the second mata. . . errr. . . that is so not what you think oh, we don't do buy one get one free in our family

I was egba carrier, the letter reader, the shabo jo, aburo iyawo, shabo jo. . . owun ti awon oyinbo pe ni chif briess maid and that is more work than all the works you can think of combined, I tell you. So you see, I had no time for my favorite pastime. . . walahi that hurted, even more than when the big box that I had to log around to signify the bride leaving her papa's house fell on my toe.

Water and Sugar or just honey

Mix 'em, pour liquid in a flat pan, put it on fire, wait for it to harden and voila. . . Sweet Alewa!!

If you want it sweeter (like it can get any sweeter than sugar and honey) let it get burnt

The [i]burnt-ness [/i]adds flavor to it.

Disclaimer
I do not advice nor recommend that any SANE person eat, smell or even look at this poison.

I think flirting is cool. . . HEALTHY even.

I prescribe at least 5 dosages of flirting for every woman out there.

It keeps their boyfriends on 'em toes.

Whoa!

Never seen Vesc like this before. . . I like it!!!


Seriously though I have to disagree with the adoption for publicity stance. . . not because I don't think it is what she is doing but because in the long run, does is really matter?

A child has been adopted. . . his chances of making it in life has increased. For me, that trumps any cheap publicity motives she may have. So If it is publicity that will make more people adopt helpless children, I say CRANK UP THE PUBLICITY MACHINE!!!

Besides, how many people have changed their mind over going to a concert or buying a CD because someone adopted a child? If people can be that easily moved into doing something they weren't gonna do then. . . then I think the problem is not with Madonna.

Oh by the way. . . can't stand Madonna, there is something about her that bothers me.