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Wetin dey make body weak now?

Has Busy Body abandoned you again

Help you out with what?

What the. . . .??

Just let her go and stop wasting her time.

Kia, Igwe. . . and here I thought you had relaxed on the leaping to unreasonable conclusion thingy.

What on earth has this got to do with having babies out of wedlock, eh?

A desperate chick is a desperate chick with or without a baby.

Stick to the original post and stop adding jara. . . okay?

How Body?

@ Topic
Tee hee hee

It amuses me when Naija tries to feel among!!!

How are they gonna keep track? Oh wait, I forgot they are gonna use the almighty, all seeing and all knowing computer.

But. . . but how are they gonna power it. . . what with no light and all?

And these are just the basics. . .

Hmmm, more sleepless nights for some people.

*Toyinrayo:
@Sisi Jinx

Where can I get it?

Looks portable. . . .

Very portable, I tell you and all you have to do is charge it at least once a week. You can get it at any auto store or Menards and Home Depot.

*Hauwa*:
thank you so much Jinx and Silk. the guy on phone is acting up i guess cuz he helped me just last week.

where did he get it?

Lmao! Mai Shakara!!!

Ditto Hauwa.

_{Thought my answer was obvious with the More potential and less bagage}

Me dai I advice everyone. . . every GIRL get one of these.

https://www.denlorstools.com/shop/images/KK-JNCAIR.jpg

My brother got me one of these after he concluded that I was too absent minded to turn of the headlights or even close the door properly.

Anyway, they have saved my behind a few times and are real easy to maintain.

Camp Security is good too.

Good Luck. . .

Lol!!  

Ruby JUMPER CABLES.

Hauwa do you have any? If not. . . call road side assistance.

PLEASE don't ask any random person oooh.

This shouldn't be about age. . . it is about who has more potential and less bagage.

maddock:
Aswers to your questions.
1. See Tubonimi answer  , if still not satisfied tie a big rock on your back and take a plunge into the lagos lagoon( that is if you are living in lagos)
2. See Tubonimi answer, if not satisfied cross the lagos -ibadan expresway with yours eyes close but not during rush-hours.
3. See Tubonimi answer, if still not satisfied climb to that NITEL building at Marina and jump down.
4.See Tubonimi answer, still not satisfied take a sharp knife and slit your throat.
5.See Tubonimi answer, still not satisfied strap a bomb on your belly, go to kunleoshob and Sirjohns house and detonate the bomb.
6.See Tubonimi answer, if you are still not satisfied go to those battery chargers and requset for raw Concentrated HCL acid and drink a gallon full.
7.See Tubonimi answer, if you are still not satisfied please can someone help with a method to make this world oreawadoo free.

Any more questions? LOL

Uncalled for. . . really.

Mai Suya:
your point?

Haba mai gidan na, Ka sani mana!!!

Okay here is a typical example of some people's mindset

When it is time to pay the bills. . . help mate.

When it is time to take care of the yaara. . . it's all her job.

Hmmm https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

Amending my agreement,

Apart from the part where I believe the helping shouldn't always rest on the woman's shoulders. . . I agree with DD

davidylan:
A woman's duty in her marriage is to be her husband's help meet . . . i dont think there shld be defined roles that are restricted to one person.

Gasps!!!

A'ight. . . who are you and what have you done to the real David??

Answer me!!!!


Oh yeah, that's my way of saying I agree with you. Hehehe

*Hauwa*:
Su fara! ma su NL su fara 

Jinx, yaya? shakara nawa?

Lmao. . .  a sun fara 

Walahi ina gaya maki. . . Ba shakara

Mai Suya:
ABEG HELP ME ASK THEM O!!!!

KAI! Hajia Sisi   kwana biu!! you still dey so? Sannu da zuwa!

Mai Gidan Na https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

Ina nan oooh, Ba su kashe ni ba. 

Yaya de?

ibkaye:
@topic
Cook, clean, make luuuuurve and don't get fat

Lmao!!!!

They taught us well, no?  

The day a man can push out something the size of a water melon out of a pocket size hole is the day they can dictate what a woman can and can't do while she is pregnant. Until then, I suggest you all PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!!!!

Nonsense!!

Mai Suya:
Simple!

Oh no you di-ent!!!

LadyT:
Thats what a real man does.

Aaaaaah soooooooo!!!!!!  

JJYOU:
sisi, nawa for you. you just disappeared.  where have you been?  you see what you caused.  this is the result of your failure to continue your write up on being the good wife.

where wazzz you when your country women needed you?

we shall take our passport from you.

welcome and God bless

Oh Pleaaaaase don't take my passport! Please I beg of you

It's not my fault. . . you see the powers that be yanked me off Nairaland for more brainwashin. . . errr. . . I mean training.

Yes, they thought I was spending too much time online. . . not neccessarily a bad thing if weren't for the fact that I was learning to be the opposite of the perfect Naija wife and we can't have that. . . can we?

Anyperfectionhoo, I am back now. . . all re-educated and ready to pass it on.


How's you been my dear Sensei?  

ikeyman00:
sisijinx

u vampires still dugging

hah

Whachu think boi https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/43.gif

@ Topic
https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

Rotflmao!!

This Kanu Obsessed person again?

Oy Veh

rockhaven:
AGREED women reacts differently in pregnancy.it is not healthy for her and d  baby to sloth around,if she is sick she needs to be treated.the woman is designed for pregnancy and so need not be a big deal just  like a  man  is designed to do the pounding.

Pounding what. . . her to a pulp?

Please consult this guide for the duties of a woman in Marriage

[img]http://3.bp..com/_YOXRxlfU0S8/SP1lURx6ZSI/AAAAAAAAADs/jb9kuDO5TkU/s1600/housewife.jpg[/img]

Thank you.

Lmao!

Sorry now. . . look, I brought you something special.

A Never before seen clip of IB

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLCuSg8zwsk&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Cool, huh? Thought you'd like it

Tee hee hee

Rotflmao!!!!

netotse:
@toyin
be understanding. . . ur mates are married with 3 children!

Ruby, another scorned lovah eh?

*Toyinrayo:
rotflmao. . . .now I understand  

I knew you would. It's kinda sick isn't it?

Tee hee hee