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Ah my bad!

@ Topic
Get close to him then say I LOVE YOU

Just say. . . I Love you!!

Rotflmao!!!!

You friend G is the brilliant one!

So what. . . you're not gonna give me a wide berth anymore?

Hmmm, don't know how I feel about that. I like it when guys FEAR me.

Rotflmao!!

This has got to be the best thread on NL yet (Yeah I know I need to get out more. . .LOL) Seriously, though, this is NICE.

Keep 'em coming.

Rotflmao!!

That wasn't Latin. . . that was HAUSA!!!!

spikedcylinder:
Oh yea, that one with the King with one eye. Don't know why it was taken down o, prolly exceeded the "recommended" size for siggies.

Aaaa so! Na gani!!

Didn't know they had recommended size for siggy. I thot TPTB was doju le-ing me again. Hehehehe, Yes, yes I know I pataki ara mi but If I don't who will? 

Thanks. . .it sure is nice having friends in high places.

That aside, are you collecting my bride price already?

What can I say. . . a gals gotta eat. (8

Recognise:
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Hey were those smileys you and/or yours?

The main smiley was about to give me the heebie jeebies the last I saw the lot

but I shrugged it off kia-mosa ^{there was something odd about the main smiley . . .}

Rotflmao!!!

What was odd about the main smiley was that she had a SMILE OF CONTENTMENT on her face. You prolly didn't recognize it coz. . . well coz men don't see that often on a woman's face. Hehehe

This restitution thing sef. . . the first time I ever heard of it was when my cousin said I should escort her to their neighbor's house. When we got there, this girl started going on and on about how one day the neighbor came to their house to see her mom and she said her mom was not home. Well, the truth is. . .was. .  the mom was home and she had lied coz her mama told her to. She is now confessing because she wants to make restitution.

The woman was looking at my repentant cousin like she had lost it. . .I tell ya, that was the most uncomfortable 5 mins of my life.

Seriously, is this what restitution is about coz if it is then I gotta agree. .  it is a difficult and bitter pill to swallow.

No! No Not that one.

I had one smiley like that with a lot guys bowing down to me. . . errr. . . never mind, I think I know why it was taken down. https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/doh.gif

LMAO!!!!

yicob:
Somedays I would also take Spikedcylinder to the altar. The headline reads From Nairaland to Altar Land; Yicob weds Spikedcylinder amid elegance and pegeantry ! jk

Rotflmao. . . Amid elegance and pageantry. Means you got money, huh? Me Likey!!!

Can I be Chief Bride's maid? I'll help you get the bride to the alter 

Hey Spikey. . .darlin', sweeri, buttercup, can ya help me ask TPTB why he took down siggy?

DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

What are you. . . her puppet? She pulls the strings and you follow?

What happens when she wants to be free again?

Nothing wrong with being friends but let her understand you've moved on from that relationship. . . except of course you haven't and you like the wooden strings attached to your back.

^^^Lmao!!!

I'm still trying to figure how the darn thing works and people are already finding love on it!

@ Topic
Okay what the heck. . . who leaked my pictures?!!!!

Well this is the last time I trust my pix with a complete stranger.https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bambieyes.gif

Treetop20:
women
say nothing they crucify you
say something they still do

Tee hee hee

We love you too

C2H5OH:
What is your girl doing hanging with other dudes when she has you
Just friends my black foot.

That's right and while at it. . . what does she need her siblings for? Oh and let's not forget those demanding parents. You are world after all.

Shior

C2H5OH:
What if you didn't know about them until after you get together?
It would be proper to break up I suppose ?

Whether or not you knew about their friendship is not the point here, Acid.

The point IS. . .if something was gonna happen between her and her guy friend, it would have happened, so the fact that you are in the mix. . . that is the fact that she CHOSE YOU, is enough to put your mind at ease.

Pls don't be one of those guys. . . insecurity is not cute.

C2H5OH:
les'

Lmao! Ya Jealous?

spikedcylinder:
LOL! You own your opinion.

Tee hee hee. 

Hiya Ibk.

Help me ask these. . .these [i]men [/i]oh. Honestly, it's gotta to be sum'n in the water making 'em so. . . so. . . I don't know. . . clingy and insecure. 

Don't have friends, Don't go there, Don't go here, don't wear this, don't do that. . .how's about they just get a life size barbie and have their way with it.

Why would you have a problem with this?

She's been friends with them before she met you, so obviously if anything was meant to happen. . . you wouldn't be in the picture.

Me dei, I don't have a problem with a guy having girl friends. Matter of fact, I encourage it. . .it helps 'em get in touch with their feminine side

Errr. . . Errmmm. . . yeah okay.

Go! Go Spikey!!!!!

Igwe.:
lol@Sisi Jinx, they omitted your name.
How body now? regards to my iron lady hahahahaha

Hi there my sweet!

My body dey ooh! Just fighting a teeny weeny cold

Omit me ke? Impossicant!

Look at the list again. . .

@ OBNOXIOUS, jidobaba, muyoto and all the other members of WHINY PANSY MEN

https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/hug.gif

Y'all need it.

Lawd-a-mercy!!!

Hehehehehehehehehehe

stillwater:
Gotta agree. One of my aunties was describing a couple that just got married in my church to my other aunty . She was like, "the guy is very cute" really praising this guy o. I happened to know the guy. If you see the tribal marks that run from his ears to his lips on both cheeks, you will sue for the bastardization of the word "cute".

Rotflmao!!

Oh my Heavens, I can't stop laughing

Secretz:
One 'aunty' at my previous employment tried this kain ting with me after I broke up with my ex. I think she thought I would be deluded by the break up and just go with anyting.  

I said, 'so aunty, is he fine boy?'

She lowered her glasses and said, 'wellllllllllllllllllllllllllll, youuuuuuuu knowww he's ok sha, very nice boy, and well educated beyond masters!'  

I told her to forget it.! These elders and thier own version of 'good looking' is someting else entirely!!  

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Tee hee heee

Are we still swimming in the ocean of our own self importance?

spikedcylinder:
ROTFL @ Home training. Na that one we go chop?

Spikey!!!!

Na wa oooh! ina ruwa. . . we can just come and go as we please, eh?

How now?

~Sauron~:
Of course!!!!
It happened to me in ma last trip to Lagos.
The chic was overhyped and when i met her, i was like WTF. . . . . .What a waste of time!!!
So i called the geezer who wanted us to meet and he said. . . . .U don't like her? She's got home training o. . . .
Whatz ma business with her home training? Home training ko, Market training ni.

P.S. . . . . .Edit ur first post so people can understand.

Rotflmao!!

Home training fa. . . HOME TRAINING.

How can you say no to Home training??!!!!!

Is this the return of Sister Sarc?
How are ya?

Sarc? Me? Never!!

I've been on my green apples diet since you promised me a spanking if I. . . ya know

Jeebus!! What's so hard to understand about the post?

Hanni, quit ya playin'

michelin89:
You can't believe there was a time I was so insecure about myself and I'd say: "Well I am friendly and easy going. I love to laugh." 

Goshhh!

Tee hee hee. Now that is funny!!

I expect that in the near future the convo will go like this. . .

Matchmaker - She can type 400 words per minute, She can change a flat in less than 10 mins And. . .and she also does laundry.

Guy - Yes, Yes that's all nice and well but how pretty is she?

Matchmaker ^*swallowing* - Did I mention she. . . she. . .can light a stove with one eye closed and she is so nice animals love her?!!

LMAO!! Ah! The many things dating can cause.

Lmao! Oh Yeah! I especially like the "He's got a great personality" one.

The more they prop the personality and the character, the FUGLIER the person is. Hehehehe

Note: Ain't nothing wrong with having a "great personality". Just wish it would come in a pretty package