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CrimeRe: Pastor Of Brotherhood Church Rapes Teenager Inside His Church (photo) by Situation001(m): 12:54pm On Mar 14, 2015
Canme4u:
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‪#‎ Sai_Buhari‬

Buhari is old,

Buhari is sick,

Buhari is stern,

Buhari has friends,

Buhari has no friends

Buhari has no certificate

Buhari, where is your wife

Buhari's wife is in purdah

Buhari's wife has no certificate

Buhari's wife is a make up artist

Buhari's daughter is in abroad

Buhari is wearing pampers

Buhari is an extremist

Buhari promise the world power gay marriage

Buhari delegates

Buhari is a dictator

Buhari is at home

Buhari is abroad

Buhari is a soldier

Buhari cannot compromise

Buhari is working with BAT

Buhari has no plan

Buhari's plan is too costly

Buhari's plan is too old and outdated

Buhari is this

Buhari is that



Well, just in case we missed it,
Buhari is human!!!

And thank God, we all can say;

Buhari is not a thief

Buhari is not lazy

Buhari is committed

Buhari is passionate

Buhari is a Nigerian

Buhari is a general

Buhari has been to war

Buhari has true followership

Buhari is a politician's nightmare

Buhari is a movement

Buhari is clean

Buhari is descipline

Buhari is persistent

Buhari is tenacious

Buhari is simple

Love him or hate him,
Buhari has/would changed Nigeria for good


In God and The people's General we trust.


Sai-Buhari2015.

I have decided.
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(c)Canme4u2015
I have decided...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are You Kidding Me? Loose Your Braids Or Loose You Job? [photo] by Situation001(m): 10:52am On Mar 14, 2015
why
EducationRe: Hilarious PICTURE Of THOSE days in Primary School by Situation001(m): 9:13am On Mar 14, 2015
I pledge 2 Nigeria my country..





















To be faithful LAWYER and honest grin
RomanceRe: Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend Of 11 Years 24 Hours To His Wedding To Another by Situation001(m): 11:02pm On Mar 13, 2015
cluelessness embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: I Got This From A Very Reliable Source. by Situation001(m): 11:00pm On Mar 13, 2015
it was moved to the jokes section by the procluelessness propdp.ig moderators..
CrimeRe: Man Dies While Chasing Mysterious Goat by Situation001(m): 6:08pm On Mar 13, 2015
I dont know why I dont feel like laughing
CrimeRe: Two Boys Pour Bleach Into 87-year-old Woman’s Mouth Before Raping Her by Situation001(m): 3:07pm On Mar 13, 2015
That is not an act of terrorism...





















since they are not Muslims.. undecided undecided
EducationRe: She Is 23 And Graduated With A Thirdclass Grade With Suicidal Attempts by Situation001(m): 2:48pm On Mar 13, 2015
shebi
HealthRe: Exercise: 7 Benefits Of Regular Physical Activity by Situation001(m): 10:39am On Mar 12, 2015
ok
FamilyRe: Pastor Snatch Another Pastors Wife by Situation001(m): 10:34am On Mar 12, 2015
lol..






pastor snatching another pastor's wife since 10AD...










abeg make dat pastor carry out DNA test on that their children...








suspecting foul play somewhere.....
PoliticsRe: No Evidence Linking Boko Haram To ISIS, Says Federal Government by Situation001(m): 8:33am On Mar 12, 2015
hmmm
PoliticsRe: Morocco 'Recalls' Ambassador To Nigeria, Says Nigeria Lied by Situation001(m): 6:54am On Mar 12, 2015
jonah d failure undecided embarassed
LiteratureRe: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by Situation001(m):
it has always been an issue for a very long time...










but it became worst some six years ago up to date...













that is why I have decided to change...
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EducationRe: Solve This Simple Maths If You Can:::::::::::::::::::::::: by Situation001(m): 7:22pm On Mar 11, 2015
-3..




na simple Bodmas.. undecided
PoliticsRe: The Best And The Worst Performing Governor In S/west by Situation001(m): 4:56pm On Mar 11, 2015
Aregbesola is worse but nothing to be compared to that Abia(armpit) state guvnor..





wetin be hin name sef
huh huh huh
CrimeRe: Hausa Youths Attack Yoruba In Osun, Five Injured by Situation001(m): 4:47pm On Mar 11, 2015
CaptainOjemba:
No fewer than five persons were inured on Wednesday when some Hausa youths at Sabo area of Osogbo allegedly attacked some Yoruba living in their midst.

Residents of the area told our correspondent that trouble started around 1am when some hoodlums, suspected to be of Hausa extraction, stormed residences of Yoruba in the area and attacked them.

A resident of the area, who identified himself as Goke Ogunseye, told our correspondent at the scene of the crisis that some Hausa youths were allegedly smoking Indian hemp around midnight and somebody flashed a torch light on the smokers.

This, he claimed, angered the hoodlums, who started vandalising shops and houses, belonging to Yoruba people in the area.

But the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Mrs. Folasade Odoro, when contacted on the telephone on Wednesday, said there was no crisis between Yoruba and Hausa anywhere in the state.

The PPRO said, ” There was no crisis between Yoruba and Hasua. I don’t know where you got your information from.”

A woman, who identified herself as Iya Tawa, said she and other occupants of the house were sleeping when they heard a bang on the entrance door.

She stated that the door was broken by the hoodlums, who threatened to kill them.

She said, “We were sleeping and suddenly we heard a bang on the door of the main entrance. Some Hausa youths, wielding cutlasses and dagger, trooped inside the house and said ‘here are they, they are the Yoruba people we are looking for’.”

She added that the prompt intervention of the police saved them from being attacked

She alleged that five other persons living in the neighborhood were injured by the hoodlums.

Iya Tawa said those injured had been taken to an undisclosed hospital for treatment.

The woman said the hoodlums, who fled when the police team arrived the scene around 2am, later regrouped to continue their attack after the Police had left the scene.


http://www.punchng.com/news/hausa-youths-attack-yoruba-in-osun-five-injured/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
I'm a Yorùbá man...




But I dont know why I don't believe this CRAP
CrimeRe: Man, 78, Defiles A 6 Year Old Girl by Situation001(m): 4:42pm On Mar 11, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


I AM TEMPTED TO BE TRIBALISTIC BUT I WON'T undecided

But why is every crime emanating from the south east despite their huge endorsement of the present administration for the 2nd termhuh Does it mean the transformation agenda is transforming their brains upside down in that regionhuh
SECONDED undecided huh lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Recaptures And Patrols Baga (Video) by Situation001(m): 4:25pm On Mar 11, 2015
donphilopus:
#NeverAgain shall we vote a clueless President who would leave his fellow Citizens to their fate for 6yrs and pretend to love them for 6 weeks because he wanna win a reelection!

Truly #NeverAgain
I Rep TEAM NEVER AGAIN
FamilyRe: My Step-father Sneaked Into My Room And Made Love To Me by Situation001(m): 4:15pm On Mar 11, 2015
well pray he never come again.. if he does.. you got no choice than to raise an alarm..


if you get pregnant for him.. it will be a double burden for your mum..


he is guilty for the first time.. but if you allow that happen for the second time..

mehn you gotta check yourself.. just dont be responsible for your mother's early grave..










da's all undecided undecided
PhonesRe: 10 Disadvantages Of Smart Phone Addiction by Situation001(m): 11:44am On Mar 11, 2015
Emmysteve:
Lol that search engine still dey exist? Its more than 8yrs now i heard from it.
lolzz.. who wan go to hell...
PhonesRe: 10 Disadvantages Of Smart Phone Addiction by Situation001(m): 11:33am On Mar 11, 2015
delugadou:
Pls explain no.6
There's a search engine called 'Devil Finder' just like Google..

after you type what you want to search.. instead of clicking on the search button.. what you will find is 'send me to hell'
PhonesRe: 10 Disadvantages Of Smart Phone Addiction by Situation001(m): 11:25am On Mar 11, 2015
I'll. CHANGE
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Wrong With This Picture by Situation001(m): 10:57am On Mar 11, 2015
no be only d guy alone sign sef.. look at it very well you will see a lot of signatures.. na free boobs touching day she dey do..













or perhaps she is doing promogrin
CrimeRe: Finally, Corpses Of Victims Of Calabar Killer Cops Found [very Graphic Pics] by Situation001(m): 10:45am On Mar 11, 2015
kestolove95:
Taking life's ain't a big tin anymore in nigeria...dats wat u gt wen u vote in a clueless pesin as ur leader
and it was sold to a federal university Anathomy department huh

Gory
PoliticsRe: Pictures : Interesting Newspaper Headlines In 1984-85 by Situation001(m): 7:03am On Mar 11, 2015
axeman10:
Some of those headlines were 1986, one of them as far back as 70s...

My God! How low can people get in the name of clueless campaigns? Market your principal and stop playing on peoples' intelligence.

For your info... I Have Decided.
Can you imagine how desperate the saTANoids are huh huh
PoliticsRe: Pictures : Interesting Newspaper Headlines In 1984-85 by Situation001(m): 6:59am On Mar 11, 2015
50calibre:
Stop giving senseless analogies, my point is clear-cut. We don't need to go into the past to find Jonathan's failures, they're right here, right now staring at our faces, the world is also pointing it out for you guys to see.

If you're trying to dissuade people by comparing an era that was clearly a paradise compared to what there is today, they you must have the reasoning of a goat.
1000,000,000 Likes for you
PoliticsRe: Pictures : Interesting Newspaper Headlines In 1984-85 by Situation001(m): 6:01am On Mar 11, 2015
emmykk:
upload ur PVC or is one of those lame talk
uploading my pvc is one of your major problems..huh huh












upload ko side load ni..


òdè
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: “How I Escaped Being Ritually-Killed With 7 Heads Of Cattle” by Situation001(m): 11:20pm On Mar 10, 2015
hmmmm
PoliticsRe: We’ve Not Received Court Papers On New Party –INEC by Situation001(m): 11:15pm On Mar 10, 2015
well done
PoliticsRe: Pictures : Interesting Newspaper Headlines In 1984-85 by Situation001(m): 11:07pm On Mar 10, 2015
Elfenomeno:
You've decided because you're a fool and a rigid idiot like your boss, Buhari. Situations and new facts can make people change their minds
should I start to bring the headlines under this your gridlock administration...huh huh














just tell me one day under this clueless man administration that you will never hear a bad news.. if boko haram is not killing them somewhere.. the value of naira will be dropping.. and that doesn't stop the electricity generation of the country from dropping despite the fact that the prepaid meters is now almost x2 of how much it used to be..

and lest I forget it was under this clueless administration that fuel subsidy was removed even tho we know not what the money is being used for.. or have you forgotten the missing $20billion.. faruq lawani case.. the missing chibok girls...








infact I'm tired.. for I know I will not be able to finish if I start to bring the headlines we are having today..



and did I just hear you call me foolish because I said I'm tired of this stories and I want CHANGE...


my brother I'm very serious about this..








you are really in need of a psychiatrist attention.. with immediate effect.. undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Pictures : Interesting Newspaper Headlines In 1984-85 by Situation001(m):
do you want to compare that time to what we are facing these days...huh huh



if you like show me the picture of Buhari sending your father to jail....














I have decided.. and nothing can make me change my mind..

Sanchez01:
God bless the OP! Now I have faith in the Anti-corruption campaign of the General, more than ever. True, 70,000 graduates were reportedly unemployed, according to the article, but would we say the same number applies under GEJ? I'd rather desire Change at this point than desire the continuity of oil thet, massive looting, the flaunting of an uncouth first lady, the recommisioning of non-functioning power plants, the sickly billions spent on meals, the unaccountability of disappearing funds, the romanticizing and promotion of corrupt public officials and the international disgraces we have been subjected to under [b]gridlock Jonothing.[/]

#NeverAgain!
I totally agree with you

asids55:
U seriously don't want to read the headlines for the last 6 years..if u do..then u go know say Buhari own small
SERIOUSLY

axeman10:
Some of those headlines were 1986, one of them as far back as 70s...

My God! How low can people get in the name of clueless campaigns? Market your principal and stop playing on peoples' intelligence.

For your info... I Have Decided.
Can you imagine how desperate the saTANoids are huh huh

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