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see what cluelessness has done to my dear country

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byrron:
TOUT, is this ur final answer or do u want to call a friend?

Do u also want to blame me or my tribe for your pathetic miserable upbringing and your suicidal state of mind?
How do you expect me to teach you comprehension and civility at this your brainless age? do i look like a miracle worker to u?

If you are so frustrated and psychologically constipated then i recommend 2 table full spoon of otapiapia with a full glass of liquid RAID and these pains of yours will be eternally gone forever.

G&-D

That's my dog...


dont be surprised.. it's normal if it barks..

I pledge to Nigeria my country......


















to be faithful, LAWYER and honest

byrron:
How come APC forgot to give Gov Ameachi this same advice?
Fayose just embraced the type of change APC offered him by adopting Gov Ameachi's style which was endorsed by APC.

APC introduced mudslinging into the polity and sustained it for so long without any form of restraint to the point that it became the cardinal quality you must posses so as to become a card carrying member or an endemic gullible party faithful.

This was the first change APC offered/ introduced into the polity and it has gone viral and has no cure with infected victims such as liar Mohammed, el-rufia, ameachi, FFK and the baddest of them all which is Fayose who happens to be an inexhaustible canon- A BAD A$$.

A senseléss igbo ídiot just commented...

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bought

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Chartey:
Someone sent me this on WhatsApp

GBENRO AGBERO REALLY GOT ME LMAO..

krall:
Hello Folks we are back again with exciting recipes that will tingle your appetite. I had a thread on how to prepare whole roast Agama lizard in 5 simple steps and though it was very helpful to many then, it got wiped out when NL was hacked.

Today I will be taking you on preaparing traditional agama lizard meals for yourself, your friends and your family in very brief and simple steps

Ingredients

• 1/2 kilo of matured agama lizard meator 5 lizards(red heads have tougher flesh while the green heads are more tender)
• 1 large bulb of onions
• Seasoning
• Dry fish
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Fresh Tomatoes

On how to rear your on lizards, check this link to my guide HERE


PROCEDURE

• Tie the lizard if live ones in a bag and allow to die by suffocation or better still drown it. This is to prevent rupturing of the internal organs

• Blend your tomatoes, boil the excess water away and set aside

• Clean the internals of the lizard and discard chop to sizable pieces.

• Put the chopped lizard in a pot,alongside the dryfish, add seasoning and onions and steam till its tender.

• Now pour oil in a sauce pan, add onions and allow to caramelize before adding the tomatoes and allow to boil for 5 mins

• Add the lizard and fish with the stock to the tomato, add salt now

• Add desired quantity of water and allow to boil for 7 minutes then turn off the heat and allow to stand for 3 minutes. If you got it right, it will resemble a rich sauce with minced meat. You can add vegetables if you desire.

Serve while hot

ENJOY!!!!

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OP ARE YOU FROM CHINA

soliloquizing about what is paining you.. what you want etc etc.. which u'll never wanna do when anyone is around...

k

well I dont wish them goodluck..















coz it will be @ my own detriment

I have been cooking Afang even before I move to the calabars land..















and I am still holding seminars for them on how to cook it better..

that's me..

e get this one too.. crust abi crest abi crush or wetin dem dey call am sef..

Parle soda... wow I miss that drink..

k

Àbí

They are the outgone batch A corp members...


















Going to Enugu to be precise

k

AlfaSeltzer:
South West.

òdè it is actually South bin.. na d south easterners and d southsoutherners b d wastes wey come dey drop themselves here... na dem litter the streets of south west..






from the look of that man's face.. he looks like someone from bayelsa..

AlfaSeltzer:
South West.

òdè you call it South West yet your family cannot survive without coming here.. na garbage men and women all of una people be ?? ..no b d south eastainers and d south sataners b d wastes wey come dey litter here... na dem litter the streets of south west.






from the look on that man's face.. he looks like someone from bayelsa.. otuoke to be precise


shame to gridlock..

johncreek:
Today was so dramatic and confusing for me because I am between life and death as I speak.
After the work period today, already in the parking lot and I realised I forgot my wallet on my working desk, I went back to the office, as I open the department door what I saw was unimaginable; my Boss pant down with my Supervisor's wife.
They were shocked as I caught them.
I just turned back to go and my boss said something that has refused to leave my head for long now.
He said "If another person know what you discover today you will either be dead or alive".
Am really scared as I type this because I need candid help please.
Save a brother. .

so you eventually broke this

fani kayode the barking dog..





well it is normal for a dog to bark at a man.. but when a man starts barking bark at a dog then you know something must be wrong somewhere...









seriously I really love this response Amaechi gave this idiót..

fani kayode the barking dog..



well it is normal for a dog to bark at a man.. but
when a man starts barking bark at a dog then
you know something must be wrong
somewhere...







seriously I really love this response Amaechi
gave this idiót.. fóolish failure kofode..

why always Enugu

k

ok..

I wanted to believe.. until I read it in the front-page that it was a drama..

how does that reduce the fuel price..

how does it reduce the fuel price..

how does that reduce the fuel price and bring back our girls..
















Mtcheeeeeew as if that will increase or stabilize our forever falling power generation






hit like if you believe we can vote gejout with our PVC...

SuperSuave:
you won't be sipping kunu if truly its you

you for talk say make I no dey chop Eba again sef..

you people ehn..

Does the fact that I become rich change the taste of kunnu..

OMG I don vex sef.. I dey leave France dey come back naija..

but wait o.. on d second thot..