₦airaland Forum

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madridguy:
You and mologi should go to radio then we believe truly una dey look for wife.

I don mind you being our mouthpiece

sultaan:
I guess you didn't take Integrated Science you would have known how to make tire tough by adding carbon to rubber

CHISOS!!!

you see??...this is one major problems of we Nigerians. Topical and sensitive issues like this are been kicked randomly like a football. But when someone posts snake, accident, luxury, sex and the likes... that's the only time they come put pro actively. *SMH*


Anyway, I was also a victim sometime in 2014. while I was working with a 3star hotel(name reserved), we junior staffs were entitled to health insurance.
it happened that one day I fell I'll with severe malaria(not medically ascertained), I opted for my chosen hospital. After explaining the symptoms which I was experiencing, they doc only ended up prescribing paracetamol (counting) and 150naira cough syrup.

2days later, I was placed on emergency, because my doctor friend finally diagnosed I had typhoid and malaria.

I even fainted twice. that is the worse illness I have ever experienced. but to God be the glory...all is now a story.

moreover....I am AA(I have never fell sick since that day)


like mologi...mo n wa iyawo

funny enough....my dad would just stand up and walk away


I know it's hard to believe. but that's the truth

hahn:
Dem no get joy. Na me send them make dem broke? The next place I am getting, the landlord MUST NOT live there

GBAM!!!!

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif




The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif




So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif


And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif


I proudly left the Strip club like :::


https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

oh man!!! you nailed it!!!

Smellymouth:
Well said Danceville, ..

Na so I chyke one babe with British accents for Club Vegas Night club, she told me --" I dant date Nigerian dudes, innit?"..

I looked at her like:::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif




The next week, I saw her twerking at Ocean Blue strip club like ::::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/dancing-twerk.gif




So, I walked up to meet her and introduced myself like:::


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/tumblr_n6eejhw8BB1taao3wo1_500.gif


And She was surprised and reacted like::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/faint-gif.gif


I proudly left the Strip club like :::


https://cdn.niketalk.com/a/a6/a6e8bca5_50-cent-laughing-and-driving-away-o.gif

oh man!!! you nailed it!!!

hahn:
NEVER RENT AN APARTMENT WHERE THE LANDLORD ALSO RESIDES LIVES IN.

I have made that mistake and I know what I go through. If you fuel your gen and the landlord doesn't have fuel. Wahala

If you go shopping. Wahala.

That was how my landlord was advising me to tell my wife to pour dirty water OUTSIDE in the gutter after washing clothes so she won't fill up the soak-away. Silly Arrow

mhen! we are in the same boat oooo


I just bought a new generator and since I bought it, I have positioned it in more than five places just because my landlady.

even the extortion na die!

I am freaking tired! I plan to leave by mid-next year.

MadCow1:
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But after marrying B, we cheat on her with A...

in other words...A will always be useless!!!

I am 2years older than my woman. my elder and his wife are both agemate

chiefobdk:
no be everybody dey follow una use 512mb ram wey infinix and Tecno dey parade as 1g.

Lol
you actually making a point though

skysailor:
OK...so wats d meaning in Igbo?

MADNESS

Whizpeter:
Ahhh... Oga apps plenty oooo...

Launcher is NOVA....
Icon Pack is real 3D....
Wallpaper is inbuilt....
Time and date is zooper WIDGET...
My name is Amazing TEXT....
Quote is brilliant quote....

O boy...all these for one phone?!! :O


Aswear Tue phone hang die!!!

alatbaba1:
1. Story
2. Words
3. Page
4. Novel
5. Cook
6. Read



Make una try dis one too.

O boy...all I could find in your picture are;
COUCH
CORD
TILES
STRAW
MIRROR.


I still dey find the last 1,

SeverusSnape:
Don't mind EbukaFran He thinks calling Patience (who's no more in power) names will get to people, The sweetest is insulting those still in power. Let him learn to take it in good faith. And next time, don't be deceived by names of moniker, the guy has plenty accounts of Igbo names.

Hahahhaaa!!!!

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LWKMD!!! are yo for real?!!!

SeverusSnape:
So you think EbukaFran is Igbo?? sorry bro.

Nna...bro, anyhow e be; nigga's just tryna contain social media madness


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Well done

marshalcarter:
Ok...yesterday was burna boy's mum and the gal he played soccer with


2day cum be seyi law and peter security.....









#sits with beans and olajuju's bread(savin lives since 1801) waitin for 2moro own#



Nlander....dis beans is too boookuu...cum nd join me

Pinshure or I don't believe

EbukaFran:
Childless corrupt woman

The wickedness of her heart blocked her unproductive womb

Now her husband has to fuvk other women to bear children

Useless fat barren woman

IPOBs quote me and amadioha damage your future

Haba!!! Nwanne jiri nwayo na!

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nwoke, o kwa imara nwayi'ya nwa na Nwanne madu.
Take it easy

drnairalov:
re they married ?

No! This is pre-acquaintance!!

drnairalov:
re they married ?

No! This is prep acquaintance!!

5moky:
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Chief, this space wey u book so for dey useful for something reasonable na! #NoBeef

cruzita:
2baba the legend both musically and the other way round

Lol
Cruzita WTF!!!
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BTW....2baba my guy

emerged01:
Just edit Pls!!! Don't try to console yourself by using "we". E pain am

SMH!

emerged01:
"We" how many are you? Pls modify your post and use "i" where you used "we".

Mr. Man...please note my last statement! Or do you need googles

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BTW...don't be ignorant of the #FACT