₦airaland Forum

If na nigeria u go die?

Ha this one na big problem

i cann't travel now but i will wait till buhari get to aso rock bcs dollar will reduce

buhari till 1dollar become N5

OREMUSSANCTUS:
OREMUSSANCTUS(m): 2:47pm
Dmail or wadever ya cal yaself, dat same useless koram said, kill an unbeliever ya will ve 72 virgins to yaself, dat same koran allowed muhammed(disaster be upon him) to lash aishat at d age of 9, dat same koran allowed muhammed to marry more dan one wife and sleep wif slaves. Dat same koran allow muhammed to beat hos wife. Den wad makes dat usless book credible? Remember ISIL caught children and dey were pricing dem saying d grls re slaves and dey are following d ways of d prophet. Wad a book called d koran, if I were to be ya, ma bro I will never be proud of islam. Imagine boko haram kidnapping ya younger sistas and cousins and nieces and raping dem and still saying Allah asked dem to, bro d question I will ask dem who d Bleep is Allah and his useless Dam muhammed? Wise up bro and face reality, president sis of egytp on jan 1st said dat d koran nids to be edited by removing radical elements, a true muslim saying d truth, he went further to say islam is d problem of dis world, and also its not possible for 1.5 billion people to defeat d rest of d world. Ma bro wise up!

i think this guy dey mad what are we saying what is he saying
is this a religion thread? If not, so behave like man not APE

buhari till u get sense

Buhari till jona finish his phD

Don't tell me these is a massive crowed ?

Couldn't find diaris godooo and the blood u are sharing

Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per
barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre
Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with
all other things being equal, what is the
expected price of petrol per litre?
Jonathan: N87.
Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man
who doesn’t know simple arithmetic?
Teacher: buhari what is d answer?
Buhari: sir, the only items that change is
price, so our change formular is;
If N119 changed to N49
Then N97 will CHANGE to N27
Teacher: But they said u don’t have
certificate?
Buhari: it’s a simple arithmetic, even
market woman can solve it.
Teacher: Chai chai….. we need CHANGE
CHANGE….CHANGE…..CHANGE

Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the senatorswereonce a children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.(Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy tocarry second in an international competition like thisone,(addressingpress men after Female Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman? Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are bombing women and children making somechildren a widow.(Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one reasonor another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laughwan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)

15. We all have HIV.( For real?
Imagine this woman o,Chei!!!TYPE AMEEN, IF YOU BELIEVE PATIENCE/PATIENT(what ever she called herself) and goodluck WILL BE SPEAKING REMAINING VOCABULARIES IN THEIR VILLAGE……OTUEKE

What A First Lady…
Worst Ever…

Do not kill urself bcs change is near

buhari till jona finish is phD(OBJ)

Lagos na small london na.is it look like otueke,

buhari till jona show his phD

May be his 1 congo of rice is working

They were there to see the face of the clueless president

JANUARY 18, 2015 BY ARUKAINO UMUKORO
AND GBENGA ADENIJI
5 Comments
Pastor T. B Joshua
In this piece, ARUKAINO UMUKORO and
GBENGA ADENIJI examine the 2014
prophecies made by some Nigerian clergymen
which did not come to pass
At the twilight and dawn of every year, it has
become customary for Nigerian clerics to reel
out prophesies on what to expect in the New
Year. While few of these predictions manifest,
many of them fail to see the light of the day.
Predictions are, however, not limited to
Christian clerics. Members of other faiths and
beliefs are known to have made predictions
not only in Nigeria but all over the world.
Notable in Nigeria in the last two decades of
the last century were Prof. Godspower
Oyewole, a metaphysician, and Prof. Sam
Akpabot.
While Oyewole gazed into his crystal ball to
give earth-shaking predictions on a wide array
of subjects including politics, economy and
environment, Akpabot limited himself to
sports. He was called the Oracle of Nigerian
sports. The two gentlemen are now deceased.
Like in the past years, some of the prophecies
made in 2014 by some Nigerian seers did not
come to pass, causing many Nigerians to take
some of these prophesies with a pinch of salt.
Aregbesola will be abducted — Olabayo
The founder of the Evangelical Church of
Yahweh, Theophilus Olabayo, predicted late
2013 that Osun State Governor, Rauf
Aregbesola risked being kidnapped in the New
Year of 2014.
Olabayo, who prophesied in his 2014 Book of
Predictions that a South-West governor would
be kidnapped, told a national newspaper (not
THE PUNCH) during an interview to expatiate
on the predictions that the governor could
also be killed.
He said, “Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun
State has to be watchful so that they will not
kidnap and kill him in the New Year. He has
to be very careful so that he can survive the
year.” However, the governor was not killed in
the year and no attempt to kidnap him was
recorded.
2014, Nigeria’s year of economic boom —
Olusegun
For Akiode Olusegun who is the General
Overseer of the Ogun State-based Divine
Ministries International, 2014 would be a year
of economic surplus for Nigeria. He had
specifically noted among other predictions
that “2014 is a year of economic growth for
Nigeria.’’ It was number 24 of the 33
predictions made by the pastor for the year.
Last year was, however, everything but
financially buoyant for Nigeria. The decline in
the price of crude oil affected the government
to the extent that the Minister of Finance and
the Coordinating Minister for the Economy, Dr.
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, outlined government’s
austerity measures aimed at cushioning the
impact of the oil slump on the economy.
Olusegun further said in number 30 of the
prediction outline that, “Some notable people
will commit suicide by drinking poison to
escape hammer from government.’’ Rather
than this, Nigerians only witnessed a higher
level of impunity from individuals in
government circles.
Presidential ticket will split APC — Suleiman
Apostle Johnson Suleiman, who is the founder
and Senior Pastor of Omega Fire Ministries
Worldwide, was also among the clerics who
predicted major occurrences in 2014. He had
said the contest for the presidential ticket to
select the individual who would be the
standard-bearer of the All Progressives
Congress for next month’s election would split
the party. However, the opposition political
party managed the primary election so well
that the eventual winner and former Head of
State, Muhammadu Buhari, was congratulated
by fellow opponents.
Buhari contested the primary election against
Kano State Governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso,
former Vice-President, Atiku Abubakar, Imo
State Governor, Rochas Okorocha and the
Publisher, Leadership Newspapers, Sam Nda-
Isaiah.
Suleiman also said, “I saw a colonel in the
military trying to stage a coup but he will
fail.’’ Such a development did not happen in
2014.
Another prophecy of his that, “I see CBN
printing high denomination naira notes this
year,’’ also never materialised in 2014.
Chibok girls will return unhurt — T.B Joshua
Popular Pastor Temitope Joshua, the General
Overseer of the Synagogue Church of All
Nations with headquarters in Lagos is one
cleric who regales his followers with
predictions which they claim come to pass.
In a two-minute, 55 seconds video clip on
tbjoshuawatch , TB Joshua, as he is popularly
called, said, “Unless I’m not called by God, I
place my career and calling on the line that
these 200 schoolchildren and girls that were
kidnapped have to be released immediately,
unharmed and unhurt.” The video quoted
Joshua as saying this on May 3, 2014.
More than seven months after, the girls have
yet to be released. The few who reportedly
escaped had told the world of the sufferings
and assaults they underwent in the hands of
Boko Haram insurgents.

Did the jesus tell u that he die for ur sin? Or paul


haaa i dey pity u (xtian)

See they want change as they black like charcoal
may be if they see change their skin would be also change


and if they see change ar we going to watch their firm for free
if yes let the change come now

Tanks no problem buhari is also a militant bcs once a soldier is a soldier for ever

militant + buhari = are the same

They ar just predicting not prophecy

they predicted that jonathan would win and i dey watch them as they ar going to blast


buhari till pastors stop prophecies nonsense

Even america would finaly support the moving train


change for ever

Rip to the dead even ur grave go feel the wind of change by next mouth
thank's for loving buhari we also love u


buhari till jonathan hair grey

Rip to the dead don't worry ur family would be change by next month
thank's for loving buhari we also love u and ur family


buhari till jonathan hair grey

Shey na him money use build ham?

Traditional rulers want to collect their share from that N21b

They just want to collect their shares from N21b and vote for buhari

Our president don chop cockroach and agama lizard for not see Anything to do with it

even his followers don chop bed dug


buhari for peaceful Nigeria

Na comedy he dey do
nothing can change our CHANGE


change for peace

Haaaa she want to disgrace herself with her ATOMIC ENGLISH BOMB

That means Nigeria will rapidly advance in technology during APC time

i love APC

Akpan107:
16 Years of AC/ACN/APC rule in Lagos has been a Mojor disaster.

Jimi of PDP will put an end to it next Month.

Bad roads and no water.
I had the Lagos State Commisioner of water saying that, the State cant afford to fund the water project. Is a pity.

Lagos need real[b] GHANGE[/b].

hope that mojor disaster no be other thing?

And shey na ur master Jonathan did the one in lagos

we does not need that bold GHANGE but change of APC

I can see guy with obama hair style
pls what is the second one

is it black painted calabas or black painted head ?


buhari till Jonathan older than his wife