₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
The chief coordinator of NDA
Chief financier of Boko Haram
Hero in corruption.

lol am proud of him

Women and curse be like One Cont...

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the names look alike

sure say this one go bring good government

name all this mall am u won send abroad

operation finish naija

lol

nonsense.... graphics jare

NCAN.... I think this is stupidity cool I mean what's the difference with other girls

nice invention

all this mallam blogges how market

lonelydora:
Happened to me at UBA ATM inside Ariaria market in 2012. Withdrew 20k thrice and got 57k total instead of 60k.

I always have this feeling that anything in Aba is all about wayo. Something in me told me to count the money before leaving the ATM, so I did. Went straight inside the bank to lay complain, they never knew I understand Igbo language. One of the CCR was telling her colleague that I was the 9th person that is complaining that day, that she can't really understand why the machine is shorting cash by 1k.

Mehn, they didn't even ask me to fill any form, they pointed one man behind the counter to me that I should go and meet him. Immediately I told the man what happened, he just dipped hand inside his drawer and gave me 3k without any filling of form. Since that day, whenever I withdraw from any ATM that's not my bank, I always count the money even till date. I no wan hear story for this kind hard time.

i hate illeterates like u to degrade ABA... I grew up in Aba... And reps it Ther is no Wayo unless u fooled ur dumb ass.. Aba Got Brains than any Of Ur City

COOLDK:
People like you are the genesis of Nigerian compounding problems.
The moment we leave tribalism, regional segregation and ethnicity aside, and start seeing ourselves as human and Nigerians, that is when we will soar high as a nation

you are fucking confused and lack manners... Did u not voted and supported buhari.. Dumb ass hypocrites

lol why would they not be locked... All those hausa commandare can hear look as lock... That tribe ehn...

StunningCEO:
Ibo politics is of no relevance to me....backward iPod nuisances trying to gain attention.... ...spits on thread and walks away....

Aba got brains more than ur f**king city we are Nigeria tech base than any Place in this Zoo.. F++k u

please i bricked my f7 trying to apply font any help please

And all this researches are being carried out by instruments made by men....

GlorifiedTunde:
Hmm.

I have said that the noise of the Avengers is more than their capability.

They're just bunch of boys with knockouts. And because they know the creeks and have access to the internet they think they're a terrorist group

You can only try, you're still learning beside BokoHaram.

You be Mugu They Are Militants not Terrorists bastarrrd Yoruba Red Oil Man

thaoriginator:
Sai Baba!

Where are. Those useless, selfish and conniving Avengers? Where are they?

Come out and block the line while the King Of The North (GCFR) is passing.. Thunder strike that una ugly black baboon faces.. Buffoons!

this thing wey u type who help you!!! When una face come better pass ours.. kai malamm danjuma

GlorifiedTunde:
Dem go hear wen!!!

Shebi NA na coward?

Stay tuned

lol na una i dey pity... food go later scarce... Same people given BH the idea of the fighter never told him to use it against BOKO HARAM idiolts.... Like you Dont Ever Schoool!!!! Stay with Ur Poor Mentality

Bleep Real Madrid

lalasticlala come in

End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016


[color=#ff4500]Course Title: Introduction to APC Government Course Code: Government 101 Time Allow: 3 Hours

Instruction: Attempt All Questions[/color]







If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year have been used for blaming, with the aid of a diagram:



1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years. for


i. Dollar increase.


ii. Fuel Price increase


iii. Power Failure iv. Unemployment


v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings





2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:

[color=#ff4500]i. N5k promise is cancelled ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled

iii. NYSC allowance is reduced

iv. Fuel pump prices are increased[/color]

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people and buys jet fighter when [color=yellow]Bia[/color]fra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;

i. masquerade dressing,

ii. importation of grass

iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, [color=#cd0000]2x + 5y = ? [/color]

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

[color=#fa4500]Apc Supporters[/color]
Time Starts Now!!!

Lalasticlala fp abeg

fiizznation:
Buhari WILL NOT dialogue with them. Let them destroy their lands. The same people rejoicing whenever these economy terrorists blow up pipelines will still be the same people that will cry to the FG in the few days to come. Already the militants are destroying pipelines of multinational companies{USA, Britain} which I think is a bad approach.

Anyway interesting days are still ahead. We will see how this movie will end.

lol when dem don blow am finish i go see which mouth u and Buhari go take chop

ObiOmaMu:
Amazing! You Won't Believe This Is A Cake (see Photos)

A Lagos based baker TLcakeboulevard made this awesome cake on the right for Africa Day Cake Collaboration. An African bride in "shuku ologede" hair, one of the foremost Yoruba hairstyles, and adorned with colorful beads.

It was the baker's first attempt in carving a human face and she totally nailed it! Or what do you think? See more pics after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/amazing-you-wont-believe-this-is-cake.html

for which Stomach Person Wan Chop all this Things.. Na waooo

Kastonkastroll:
Ijaw youths the lazy_asses. Stfu there. The ineffectual buffoon is not above the law. When the criminal is finally arrested like the common thief he is, make una try do anyhow and see how soldiers will take care of your lazy _asses. Nonsense Even your governor is crying because of your laziness. Smh

so u still support PBM.. Wait make NDA Blow Pipeline finish see weather u go get mouth talk after every thing is high in price. Keep Supporting

dayo23:
Mend vs Nda! but dis baba wise sha

this NDA are beign supported by wise one. When d Govt. Brings out it solution a spy from d govt. Would also find a way to bypass it. U should not even be happy for this. This is what suits the military aspect in Nigeria to handle and not waste lives... Think Broad, think wise... Bitc**ch.. P.A Nigaa

YorubaHighness:
Keep lying to yourself. iPods are NDA. They're probably those noisemaking land grabbing Osu outcasts claiming SS.

i like How you Five us an Advanced Tech Names like IPOD and IPAD keep it Ewu!!!

QuotaSystem:
Why is IPAD crying wolf?

Those criminals that burnt a mosque and 8 Dangote trucks are now lying through their teeth that they haven't attacked northerners. Is it until they parade their heads on the eroded streets of Aba before they would consider it an attack?

We are angling for nothing but peace, and it's really quite unlikely that ibos or any southerner would be attacked, but those secessionists need to guard their utterances and maintain the peace.

dont mention Aba again

diegwu01:
Vigilante group?! 56 Years later, Nigeria heading rapidly Backwards,
Fayose, Hunters. Ikpeazu, Vigilante. Is this how he plans to turn Abia to Dubai?.
Thank God for the sophistication of Lagos and Ambode, no time for bull shit, its Helicopters, Drones, Super spy cars and Surveillance Bikes

just that lagos was ones a capital