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@ Nairalanders, sincerely i am impressed by what everyone said, especially the website where women display their infidelity. it hurts deeply to see who you love, loving someone else.
but wait,
Its very very possible that all the wife is saying is a lie!!! please relax: see, maybe the husband got her really really upset with some words, there is no smoke without fire, thus in reactiong, she went too far, to really hurt her husband! well i am not justifying her actions, but sometimes, if not most times there are always reasons for every action, the difference is that: some think b4 doing anything, while others do what they do b4 thinking!!!
this is an exerpt from the site given about women:


      The only place where you'll find out the REAL

             reason women are cheating as much as men

"After researching women's sexuality for more than ten years, I can honestly say that most of our societal beliefs about females are grossly distorted and many are completely erroneous." 

               

                         -Michelle Langley, author of Women's Infidelity

[center]Women's relationships today follow
a very predictable pattern:
They push men for commitment

They get what they want

They lose interest in intimacy

They become attracted to someone else

They start cheating

They become angry and resentful

They begin telling their partners that they need time apart

They blame their partners for their behavior, and eventually, after making themselves and everyone around them miserable for an indefinite, but usually, long period of time, they end their relationships or marriages.           

[/center]

Gurls,
i need to know this, was in a cosmetic shop to purchase my soap and i saw a soap, FEM TIGHT, i told the lady that i want it, and she said its for ladies, it is used to wash the punnany, and it makes the punany tighter, gurls, is it true? cos it seems we will soon have a soap to turn ladies in2 virgins. guys that soap will sag your punany later, please dont use it.

GUYS/GURLS,
i am sure many of us have been wondering how to get in touch with some people who post very nice and motivating topics, but it seems there is no way to get intouch with them, i felt it will be worthwhile, if we could just post it all here. whats your email address and phone number?



skeed19: mine is skeed19@gmail.com, 08028475000 and you?

My God, what are we talking about here? see, if i have given a gurl, the praking of her life, and i found out that she was very wet and gave me all the juicy positions i needed to my satisfaction, the best i will do is " gurl, you are hot, and you made my day", but to say thank yopu, guy, she is to say, man you are simply to great, she goes on her knees and call you ' DADDY" FOR A JOB WELL DONE. hell NO! guy, punany is punany, the diference is how the girl drops the rythm for you when in the act. go and fool yourself, thanking her, it means you are not in charge. see i gave a girl the pracking of her life, up till date, she calls me daddy, cos she was dry, i made her wet, canned the whole place until it became red hot.

[size=8pt]I MET A LADY RECENTLY, I WANTED TO BLEEP HER AND SHE SAID SHE AINT GOOD IN IT AND WOULD NOT DO IT, AFTER THE USUAL PERSUATION, SHE GAVE IN, BUT TO MY UTMOST SURPRISE THIS GIRL TOOK ME TO THE LEVEL I HAVE NEVER REACHED IN heavenly feeling, SHE GAVE ME THE BLOW-JOB OF MY LIFE. AFTER THE WHOLE SHOW, SWEATING AND PANTING HARD, SHE INNOCENTLY LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, I AM A DECENT GIRL, DONT REALLY DO THINGS LIKE THIS. PLEASE WHAT IS THE TRUE NATURE OF THIS ASHEWO'S DECENCY?[/size]

reminds me of how man suffer for all those L.E.A Primary schools, while our mates went to private schools, but then the trend has reversed, i can now look back with pride and say, it was worth it that i used the book, guy you try, how did you get it?

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Pls Read the story and make your comment





A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:



Woman :  "Father, may I ask a favour?"

Priest :  "Of course. What may I do for you?"

Woman :  "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me,  Under your robe perhaps?"

Priest :  "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

Woman:  "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs,
she let the priest go ahead of her.



Custom Officer:  "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

Priest :  "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official
thought this answer strange, so asked,



Custom Officer:  "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Priest :  "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Custom Officer:  (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!




Now,  TRULY, DID THE PRIEST LIE?

EDUCATION AND THE SHAME OF SPEAKING OUR DIALECT HAS MADE MANY OF US LOST COURSE OF OUR CULTURE AND TRADITION, NO WONDER THE INTER-TRIBAL MARRIAGE THING HAS MADE US LOST OUR SENSE OF PRIDE, BUT THEN LETS ALL POUR IT HERE.
I AM AN URHOBO, I GREET YOU ALL IN MY DIALECT:

emo ri urhobo wado
Nairalanders wado
Nigeria wado
ee eyeeeeeeeeeee
see how the thing sweet, dem dey craze? God abeg i wan vex, make una salute for una dialect oya carry go, na we dey lead

JUST FOR YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT[b] amodu[/b] HAS BEEN SACKED, HIS SAKE LETTER WAS DIRECTLY FROM PRESIDENCY, SO AS AT NOW, HE IS NO COACH, HE WILL BE COMING HOME AS AN ORDINARY MAN, I JUST WISH THEM LUCK. THE BOYS ARE PLAYING BIG BOYS GAME RATHER THAN GIVING US THEIR REAL STUFF.

if some ladies pull their pant, your penis wey stand before go fall because of toto odour.