₦airaland Forum

"Abrahamaic Rapture"

That movie is so stupid for the sanity of decent humans that I'll have imams and pastors decapitated for selling Africans (and black people, in general) middle-eastern religious trash.

I believe news from Boko Haram Media Centre than the Federal government and its pvssy military these days.

Good job, BH

We are taking good lessons from your method of Guerrilla warfare!!!

This government daft, nor be small!

Everyone knows that Nigeria is a synonym for Monumental and Systemic corruption, as a whole. It isn't limited to the APC government alone, though. Corruption is flexible and can manoeuvre the most , "air-tight" policy of prevention.

The worse thing to do is to challenge an international body of repute who operate on open facts!

It's a foolish PR move for the APC.

No better clap back than Smashing the pvssy of an hypocritical bitch!

The same fools critcizing the video don't know that they got played and are giving free promo to the song and its accompanying video.

Olamide is smart by exciting the interest of music fans, exploiting the contrast in ambiguity.

Caseless:
you wonder why we are backward.

That's why they kill each other over myths, and worthless men of dogs.

Africans are the only race of humans on earth who wear their religious gullibility with pride.

What have these two Abrahamaic scams (Islam and Christianity) done to us in great benefits rather than divide us further.

The same sheeple who wrote this to defend one scam against another scam won't write to question his representative in government on the mandate to the society. He will say "only God can help us!!"

#MindlessDrones

Spontaneous21:
It was reported this dude hasn't been hanged yet cos they still await the hangman. No one wants to make taking lives his stock-in-trade,regardless of how legit it is.

Personally, I'd love it.

Being an executioner is cool.

Why is this news?

It's almost a cultural attitude in the north to name their kids after popular/eminent personalities from the region.

Nairaland and its dumbing down of relevant information to its readers

Yankee101:
It's good to live to fight another day, but to abandon your followers and be lavishly spending their contributions is cowardice.

Even Ojukwu ran away but never kept quiet from Ivory Coast.

Fuvking pure opportunist with questionable mental health!

His catalonian colleague, though holed up in Belgium never kept quiet, and for his tenacity, catalonians wear a yellow ribbon in solidarity with him. Even Pep Guardiola showed defiance to the English FA by wearing these ribbons at matches.

To think this guy rose to be the front runner of a noble agitation still amazes me.

However, I doubt the full authenticity of the story above. It's a bit of truth covered in so much trash.

Let's shoot each other up!

Thumbs up to Florida for this

Bitch should just shut up!

The organizers should be the one getting the complaint and not her trying to get attention for her unknown entertainment career.

Olamide acted mature by walking away from a bipolar lunatic trying to get noticed.

Bitch is just a pained fan irrespective of her denial.

Too much targets to hit in one explosion

MyBokoHaramFantasies

Mbediogu:
Sorry Sir. But Achuzie does not belong to that group. He was in a class of his own. An accomplished electrical engineer, a successful business man before the war and a gallant soldier during the war. At the end of the war he became an igbo nationalist and leader. He never indulged in contract hunts or politics but stood firmly by word and deed to what he believed to be true. I am happy he did not falter or compromise till the very end. The igbo nation will forever miss you. Adieu Dike na agha!

Good

How come he wasn't very active in Ndi Igbo politics after the war?

He seems like a great guy and a better alternative to the clowns and jobbers Ala Igbo parade as leaders in national politics

I'm glad that these old trouble makers are dying off.

It's Buhari, OBJ and IBB next!!!

What value does she and her ilk add to humanity except stinking vaginas.

Hospitalitymsb has a great point, though

Same boring draw from there attritional style of physical football

Share 500 naira or a bag of rice to voters now and all what the OP posted would turn to gibberish

Life of the wealthy and famous.

They give no flying fuc.k about anyone.

Watch the thread soon littered with comments of poor nairalanders fighting over those who don't notice their existence.

Nigeriadondie1:
U ve said it and God bless for this sensible pack comment. Many Nigerians have no sense. Of course u wud not blame them as they are never accistomed to what good leadership truly is. Look at d figures organizing the award Orji Uzor Kalu who as a former governor never did anyrhing for the 8 yrs he was governor of Abia state or Saraki who never did anything as governor of Kwara state. The comments of those applauding Saraki, Dino, Shehu Sani, Ben Bruce among others shows d level of mumu of many Nigerians. The annoying thing is the they think they know but they know nothing.

They are condemned to know nothing.

Watch them vote in evil men in 2019.

They deserve what they get.

fabre4:
Its not altering the gospel doctrine its setting up church doctrine something that even Paul did

Not like I'm a fan of both anyway.

Just bringing my objective "bias" to the discussion, anyway

hermosa7:
They just succeeded in deceiving you. One, the message is old. Two, he's talking about church administration and not doctrine. Administration is the peculiar way we do things. As regards doctrine, the man has never shifted one bit.

He didn't succeed in deceiving me.

As a matter of fact, I already escaped from the slavery plantation of organized religion from way back. About 19 years ago.

I'm irreligious, but I carefully try to dissect what Daddy Freeze and the rest brings to the table. All packaged bullshit anyway

W. F Kumuyi has always stood out in not joining the overall bandwagon of prosperity scammers called pastors.

However, he like the rest, have ended up altering certain doctrines of the gospel for control and administration.

I admire the fact that he considers retracting some of them for religious sanity.

ZUBY77:
You mean it doesn't matter if he is a criminal.
You are contented with his triumph over his enemies.

You better be "corrupt" so that Nigerians will love you and even pray for you in their morally-deficient churches and mosques.

Watch how the devilish Buhari will win with a landslide in 2019.

There are more comments here, praising incompetent fellows which shows how much common sense has been raped off from Nigerians, especially the youths


*THE IRONY OF THE NIGERIAN LIFE*

Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start Mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an of electric pole. He gives you 4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the 4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the 4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back of the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the circle all over again.

*What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

​1)​ The ​Ordinary Thief​ steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the ​Political Thief​ steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

​2)​ The hilarious part is: The ​Ordinary Thief​ will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the ​Political Thief​ to rob you. �

​3)​ The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the ​Ordinary Thief;​ while the Police will look after and protect the ​Political Thief!​

That’s the ​travesty cum irony​ of our current society!

​​And, we blindly say we are not blind !​​ �

How could he be careless with these, in a "better" environment?

It makes me think he was raised in Africa where the worse goes for normal.

With Republitards, it never gets any better.

Not surprising!

The court can't do much in a war of drug barons over turf and other interests.

Talk about professionalism of the movie business

The making of the Sheeples, perhaps

The good old days before drug derailed him.

Still a legend to me.

This slowpoke above me though

Good initiative from Ali Baba.

You are the real big boy, not to those fraudulent instagram fools always flaunting their conceit in the face of gullible morons that they never help.

Some one should help me ascertain the mental state of the loon who made a comment above mine. NL is getting populated with psychological misfits.