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FamilyRe: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 3:46am On Nov 13, 2014
toxco:
she is very smart, datz all I can say about your kid. But u will av to caution her, cos in the future u won't get blame on her from people.
Tnx, i do beat her, dunno wat else to do to caution her, u can imagine d embarrasement wen she told my mother in law dt d soup she cookd is nt sweet,nd ws asking her if she forgot to put maggi, tnk God her fada ws dre to calm his mum, cos d woman said i ws d one who must av said it to her hearing,God knws im innocent. Pls anyone dt knw hw i can tame her mouth shuld pls tell me,her fada believes she wil out grow it
FamilyRe: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 12:12am On Nov 13, 2014
woky:
You expect me to believe your daughter is 3yrz??
U nid her birth certificate or a video to c some of her audios n videos, cos i record her most times to show her in future
FamilyRe: Parents: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Child Has Ever Said To You Or Done? by skillzbae(f): 11:50pm On Nov 12, 2014
My 3yr old once told me Mumi,i dnt like ur frnd,she begs too much. Anoda frnd of mine ws in my hse, complaining of his wife behaviour, my dota looked @ him nd said If u dnt like her, y did u marry her? D guy jux got up nd went to his house. I ws helping her wit her home wrk one day, i wanted to b sure she knew wat she ws doing, so i ws trying to confuse her,d little madam said,mumi i dnt blame u, u r alwz sitting at home without going to sch,i wil tel my daddy to bring u to my sch,so dat u wil knw book
RomanceRe: Crazy Things Females Do by skillzbae(f): 7:07am On Nov 12, 2014
I think u should edit ur title nd write some female,cos nt all do ds. Dis things r strange to me. Last bullet: stop dating children
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Meet With A Dead Person You Know Either In Dream Or Face To Face? by skillzbae(f): 7:17pm On Nov 11, 2014
Chaii.....d story plenty o, whr do i start frm?
FamilyRe: Help My Daughter Doesn't Want To Clean Her Ear! by skillzbae(f): 10:26am On Nov 09, 2014
babysheju2:
When she was a baby she loves to clean her ears but now she's three and the sight of a piece of cotton bud alone makes her shout, cry, in fact scream. Anytime i want or I'm cleaning the ear, she would be screaming as if.....I don't just know. and I checked there was nothing there. pls mummy's in the house have u had dis experience? what should i do she's just three. I'll appreciate.
Very funny, same wit my dota, i left her and when it started paining her, she came to me herself to help her clean it, ever since den,she reminds me to clean it evry week.
CultureRe: How Well Do You Know Your Eulogy (oriki) by skillzbae(f): 10:15am On Nov 08, 2014
I knw my "oroko amu torun wa" eulogy, i knw my eulogy frm my mum side,bt i dnt knw if my dad side(cos all of dem dey form english pple)
Jokes EtcRe: Your Childhood Is Incomplete If You Didn't Do These Things by skillzbae(f): 6:34am On Nov 08, 2014
Oh gawwwwd, i miss childhood. Trying my xmas, new year nd bday cloth over n over bfore mrng. I smell xmas already, choiii..... To b adult na punishment o. Childhood i miss u.......
RomanceRe: When Your Girlfriend Is Snatched Under Your Nose by skillzbae(f): 5:46am On Nov 08, 2014
2buff:
Irresponsible's got nothing to do with it.
If it was working between them, the other person would not have been "snatched".

If you don't see a future with someone, it is far from irresponsibility if you move on when you find someone that you do.
In fact, it's the most responsible thing to do both for yourself and for the person you are leaving.
Did u read d main post? Did u rmber to read d part whr a bad guy eyes ur gf nd she responded going out to pee(mayb cos he is richer)
RomanceRe: Can You Date/marry A Woman With Stretch Marks? Pics(+18) by skillzbae(f): 5:57pm On Nov 06, 2014
There is no woman dt wont av stretch mark, because it comes wit pregnancy,except u use certain cream,most of whch av side effect. So,young lad, wil u divorce ur pregnant wife over some mark?
FamilyRe: What's The Most Suitable Job For A Married Woman? by skillzbae(f): 2:18pm On Nov 02, 2014
Have a shop, so u can av full time for ur family. U can resume anytime n close anytime. U can handle any emergency without waiting for d boss to give u go ahead.
RomanceRe: When Your Fiance/fiancee Find It Difficult To Send U Love Msgs by skillzbae(f): 8:05pm On Nov 01, 2014
Its no big deal. I love texting, my husby doesnt send text @ all, hw would rather call,drre r pple like dat
Jokes EtcRe: “we Will Cease Fire If Buhari Names Shekau As Running Mate” – Boko Haram Reveal by skillzbae(f): 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2014
dis pple are sick
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 9:23am On Oct 28, 2014
sunddy:
u're welcum, so tell me about ur sef or u want it private u can drop ur facebook id or ur email address.
If u r on whatsapp, u can drop ur nos, i wil beep u
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 7:05am On Oct 28, 2014
clemzo101:
Just hook me up on whatsapp so we can chat.
kk
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 7:03am On Oct 28, 2014
muiz69:
Skillzbae i don show, me too grin
Emmmm... Show for wat sir?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 7:02am On Oct 28, 2014
sunddy:
i lyk the way u sound tho
Tnx
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 6:09pm On Oct 27, 2014
clemzo101:
U grew up in ajaokuta? Same too, I attended comprehensive.
Really? Whch set? I attended comprehensive too
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 3:21pm On Oct 27, 2014
sunddy:
u no even let me land. Anyway we fit be friends sha?
lols. Sure we can
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dead Mermaid Washed Ashore In Benin Republic by skillzbae(f): 2:45pm On Oct 27, 2014
Hmmmm..... Mermaid r supposed to b spirit/ goddess. Hw cum dey die na? Spirit dey die? I smell snr nollywood
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 2:35pm On Oct 27, 2014
clemzo101:
like seriously any good kogi babe dats decent and responsible, ready to settle down. I don't dsecriminate tribes.
Got interested in helping cos im a kogite (hooked sha) nd grew up in ajaokuta. R u on whatsapp?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 2:33pm On Oct 27, 2014
sunddy:
baby u be kogite?
Yep, bt im hooked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: ? by skillzbae(f): 1:11pm On Oct 27, 2014
kogi plenty o, whch area of kogi? Mk i help u search
FoodRe: IF you are a lady/Guy and dont av slightest idea on how to cook pls dont come in by skillzbae(f): 4:53pm On Oct 24, 2014
cooking of rice, stew n soup on firewood is d best, for indomie, stove is beta, for coconut rice, cooker is beta, gas only cook faster, it doesnt add any taste
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend’s Mum Is Pregnant For Me; But It’s Not My Fault by skillzbae(f): 7:38am On Oct 24, 2014
No dear, its nt ur fault, its d fault of ur dick so lets cut it off. Bighead
HealthRe: Meet The 22-year-old Woman Addicted To Sucking Soiled Diapers (PICTURED) by skillzbae(f): 7:16am On Oct 24, 2014
Blood of chisos shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Position For Entry-level Graduates by skillzbae(f): 7:34am On Oct 23, 2014
nw we are two, wat nxt?

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