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After a while of dating u, he met wit a "great girl" whom he felt ws beta dan u, after she (great girl) ws tru with him, she dumpd him, nw he is bak to u.

bwhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhaaha. Tnk u, u made my day

charleff512: But seriously must we stomach every rubbish because we feel we are 'the lone voice that could not be heard'.

If u discover quickly on the queue, nd u av lots of witness, nd majority bank with that particular bank, dey wil change d money for u,if u all create a scene.

it happens alot, dre is nothing ur frnd can do abt it, except he is very close to someone in dat bank, its an insider's job

yungmill: Never got to eat any of my grandparents food cos I never met dem

So @ least p.yam would have been good

eyah, sorry abt dat, buh who were u planning to exchange with?

yungmill: If only we could exchange G.mom

R u kidding me? U want p.yam?

yungmill: After eating her P.yam

lol

Dayjhihannon01: hihihihihi '' for blowing u up..

yes o

Dayjhihannon01: pyam 4 times a day..? Hi5 for her..

I use to tel her dat if nt dat i love her, i would av sued her.

Dayjhihannon01: lollll... How manage? ? ? ?

hmmmmm, na grandma o, i ws under her punishment for 1 year, she fed me with pounded yam, four times a day. With other in btw meals

Dayjhihannon01: ROTFL.... won't be blew away... Lmao.. And what abt now?

I use vex fat

Dayjhihannon01: hehehehhe... Dis 1 u dey beat-up everibodi.. ... And why everibodi slim as a child nah..

My broda, i ws nt slim o, i ws thin, weneva it ws abt to rain my mum wil ask my sistas to take me inside so i wont b blown away by the wind. It ws dat bad

salvador, second chance, female edition

Garri nd water

Grandma use to cal me AJE- meaning wealth, cos she said i used to cry dat i want to eat money. Dad use to call me- Opelenge, egoloto- because i was very thin (nt slim bt THIN). Mum use to call me - Alomoko/cat - cos i love been cuddled. J.ss 1, i ws called street fighter because i beat my bestfrnd til she fainted because of my 50kobo, nd i also beat my elder sista frnd for refusing to grind pepper for us. Uni days- mama - cos i cook for all to eat nd most times i end up with garri because d food ws nt enuf. Nw im very gentle sha

arobafingi: Yes, guys don't want to understand why you have a child outside wedlock. let's discourage single parenthood.
so that everyone will be responsible for their actions. I av a child and I will never encourage anybody to marry my wife who is now a single mother while I the husband is still alive.

Ur wife, whch means u were married, some ladies were not, mayb because dey were raped, lied to or dumpd. No one is encouraging single parenthood no matter d circumstances bt are we supposed to encourage abortion instead?

I woke up by 6:30pm, jumped up, rushed to d bathroom, dressed up, didnt even bother to check my dad's room cos i tot he must av gone to wrk, locked d door, dropd d key nd started running to the busstop, it ws a security man who ran after me, he held me down, nd askd whr i ws going wit my uniform, told him sch, he told me to go bak hme dt its a saturday evening, nt a sch day

One thing most guys dnt undastand is dat 95per cent of single mothers are decent ladies, dre is an option called "abortion" whch dey overlook, despite d fact dey knw it wont b easy raising a child. I av two frnds dat wen u c dem in church jumping up n down, u wil think dey r stil virgins, bt d truth is, any man who marries dem av made d biggest mistake in life cos dey av aborted so much nd their womb has bin destroyed. Its nt abt nt having a child,its abt if dey can stil av one.

Grandma is 105, she loves pounded yam, she hides to pound wen no one is home nd she feels like eating it, dou it av lumps sha. Chaii, dt woman eh...

dtruthis: no naa na for public b that

Dude, life is too short nd too sweet to dey form "Behind". Who cares if na public or private. If anytin go wrong, dos same pple u r forming "na public" for, wil blame u dt y didnt u spew it out

i go vomit am o, shame ko, shame ni. U wil b d one to suffer o, nt dos pple u r shy of.

I believe in you - by Joe

after 2 days of swallowing eba, i locked my room door, opend my mouth, stood in front of d mirror, used scissors to remove it. My dad almost fainted

firstly, nt evrytin in life is kama. U could b holy @ ur youth n av kids dat r wayward. Secondly: violence does nt stop anytin. Most tyms also, its nt alwz advisable to let "experience be the best teacher". Dou some kids are so stubborn nd no matter wat u do, dey wil stil learn frm experience. Divided love nd attention can push a young girl to av a boyfrnd. The best approach shuld b love, attention nd communication. Unfortunately, i learnt frm experience because of divided love,pain of loosing my mum, bt today, im a beta n wiser lady. Its nt easy raising female children, bt hrt to hrt communication nd attention is d answer

dlex21: I rarely get angry... And if I do, 10mins is too much to forget about what made me angry...

Life is too short to worry about unnecessary things

1millon likes. Seriously, wats in this world to get too angry for? Wen angry i dnt talk, i jux keep breathing deeply for ten minutes, after dat i can tel u i dnt like wat u did, if u wanna continue arguing or annoying me, i go jux dey watch u like horror film

Godmother: Right behind you *pls wait for me*

** u both shuld leave the road, u r too slow**