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hmmmmm. One day i was nt feeling too well, so my sis took me to the hospital(Im so scared of injection,til date). D moment i saw d doc wit syringe n needle, i dashd out of his office nd started runnning, d doc n my sis were running after me, den i saw a man wit blue uniform, going into a rum holding bucket,(@ d extreme end of d hospital), i pushed the man inside d rum nd ran into d rum, i heard d doc tel my sis dat "dnt worry,she wil soon b out", i shouted @ him dat im nt coming out, i locked d door nd threw d key away smwhr inside d rum. I turned back,lo nd behold, i ws standing inside d mourtuary,wit lots of bodies, oh gawwwwd,i started crying, screaming, biting nd kicking d man to open d door for me, d man ws so confused, looking for d key inbtw d bodies i ran bak to d doc immediately d door ws opend nd ws begging him to give me fifty injections,so dat i can forget d xperience

[quote author=themmydhayhor][/quote]wow, thank u

arsetalks: I do not blame you, I blame the moderators for this. How they have not banned you I do not know. You need to urgently, very urgently have your head checked. A lot of people are dying because of this and you think it is a joke? Stuupid jobless intellectually bankrupt idioota.

So how has ur seriousness cured EBOLA? Abegi. Life is simple, u too strong, just like yesterday eba

hi

cabbage sauce

nice one. Gud job

I dnt knw y some pple hate Mimiko, bt i feel he has done alot for ondo state nd shuld b appreciated. Ibrahim wada is d worst ((or worstest, if i can invent dat english, i wil do for wada) governor of d year. He didnt help any, yet killed alot. Oniranu

Seriously, y would u abort for a guy 3 tyms, r u dt silly? Aborting d 1st one shuld let u knw u av to tread wit open eyes in dat r/ship, u av no excuse for d 2nd nd 3rd, were u nt even scared of ur life, or u were so in love dt u riskd ur life ova a dummy? Jux pray God bless u wit children in future, cos dt is wen u wil regret ur actions. Dnt mk any attempt ova d guy life, nd dnt try thinking of stoppin d weddin cos u wil only mk a fool of ursef. LET IT GO, let God b d judge, repent nd move on, u av a bright future in Christ.

i cant even walk on d same path with a chicken, i wil run for my dear life. No b my fault o, wen i ws ten years, i ate d head of a chicken, @ night i had a dream it came bak to eat my head, i woke up sweating. The nxt morning anoda chicken peckd my leg so bad that i bled. Since den i respect chicken pass dog.

i had to travel to anoda town to withdraw, because of queue @ my station, so annoying

I had to go bak to ur post again nd again after reading some comments. Did u say u earn 60k per month, with close to free or free transportation? Well i feel u shuld b livin confortably in ur face me i face u, except u r a glutton. Nw 4 dos of u saying he shuld hustle more b4 think of settlin down, who says he cant av a family wit wat he earns? Lets say he nid to move out frm hs place to a self contain 4 d main tym, he wil definately get smtym 4 120k per yr, if he saves 10k per month he wont av problms wit rent, he can feed n cloth d family without prblm wit 40k nd kips 10k for A.O.B if he n his wife av gud management mentality.

Awesome

irish spring

dis is crazily funny

when cooking with firewood, dnt allow salt pour into d fire,it may cause mass death. When eating, throw some outside else spirit wil eat frm d ones in ur tummy. When u ova eat, use a bunch of broom to sweep some out, by sweeping ur tummy (stil believe ds dou, cos it works for me). If a man steps on pawpaw seeds he bcomes impotent.

strange...... Lord av mercy

hmmmm

kajole: @op pictures

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its a big fat smelling lie

Jeez, u r one funny human being, what do u want to see in d pix? D guys pockect or d gals new hair or mayb u want to see d guys heart to b sure he wants to propose?

its either she jux aborted or she is pregnant. Shikena

ok? Still waiting for d real pix of d finest guy, i refuse to believe ds

steph7: Don't you know its her fault with her sharp mouth she deserved the beatings.

Seriously? Sharp mouth or not, she is human not a goat. A woman who ws there for him in trying period, d least d big headed man should do is respect her. There r beta ways of making ur points knwn instead of beating.

best moment: first day on nairaland worst moment: none

yerima truly deserves all ds insults, but im sure d gal(s) has parent(s). I think d parent need to be stoned to death for stupidly allowing such rubbish cos of money or religion, for Gods sake, ds r gals who stil need mother's love nd care, instead dey r made to become mothers @ ds age.

it ws wrong for u as a lady to talk dt way to a guy, its nt ladylike. No man likes or want an arrogant woman. Ask him for forgiveness, u may nt get to date him bt u could b frnds. Wow, my first time on NL, all tnx to God nd Fergiiosugu