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Dcaliphate:
Then I'm suing u for impersonificatializationingism.

Lols. Guilty already

Dcaliphate:
Hi, my friends call me skillz. Now that you are skillzbae i think we have an understanding.

O. Y. O. he he he

God forbid, even the man looks like he is uncomfortable

I888:
so you have to wait for them? what if you do not see one? What if you could have small tool in your house to help you when the need arises?

That's y u need to have more than 1 knife and you don't have to wait for everything to be blunt before sharpen them.

There are people who sharpen it for #20

This is so funny

ekanDamie:
lol. to be sincere, I want my wife to be dramatic with pregnancy. it would really spice up the relationship n u guys would always have laffs on d experience

After delivery u will always have things to laugh about

lofty900:
did he survive?

Yes o, but the scar us still very big on his neck

Shina Rambo is so real, he shot my brother in law

Lols, my third pregnancy, chaii. I felt bad for my hubby.


Me: pls I want indomie noodles
H: OK, here it is
Me: did u put fresh pepper or dry pepper
H: fresh
ME : it is smelling I can't eat it
H: Ahhhh, after all the wahala, hot water poured on me leg o
Me: OK, let me manage it, help me tie cloth to cover my nose.
Lols. chaii. I couldn't eat anything I cooked

1. Alagomeji
2. Airforce base
4. Alapere
5.Crown drive
8. Banana island
13. Ajah
15. Ojuelegba

When babies are about to bring out tooth, they usually have itchy gums, one of the way they relieve themselves is by biting. Things that can help are
1. Buy him/her a chewable toy.
2. Put a small piece of cloth in the fridge, when a bit cold, use it to massage his gum.
3. You can also wash ur hands and use ur fingers to massage his gums.

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Maybe she is pregnant, I find it hard to wear anything during pregnancy

Is this how dog licks the chicken before you sell? you should have put a better picture

Drazeen:
Thanks

Uwc. incase u av an event, call me for your small chops and barbecues

Am in too

Drazeen:
Thanks a lot skillz. But where in ijora? So sorry I'm abit new in Lagos. Do you have any customers or someone I could meet Or the price for a carton or turkey and chicken?

Sorry for the many questions.

Ijora olopa, carton is less about 8k, u will get a lot of people to choose from.

Ijora

alexistaiwo:
Say God

I'm telling you the truth. Very annoying, d wife is d youngest among us

I worked somewhere that housed both d organization and their house. One day d employer's wife called a staff who happened to be her husband old school classmate to come and fetch water for her to bath, d woman refused and all f husband could say is "My wife has every right to send anybody msg". Well all the staffs resigned that month, although it was not planned but no one want to receive such insult.

Lols. she's just been childish. Ur spouse is supposed to be everything to u, ur mother/father, brother/sister etc

Proudly oijefon. long live my king

Have a heart to heart talk with ur man, be sure he really want this to work as much as u do, I was in ur shoe many years ago, I'm a Yoruba married to an akwa ibom, his parent wanted him to marry Frm dre place bt he was not interested, b4 marriage, I used to av problems with his mum nd sisters, d dad nd brother didn't av any problem, bt with time, every one become happy, nw, my mother in law is my best friend, we gist nd drive to market together. You can make dem love u, dre might b a reason in d past for dre behaviour

Wyntah:
The class teacher called my husband and apologised. she seemed to be as dazed as we are o!

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Let it go, playfully beg her to watch dem well dat kids can be funny. If u decide to change sch, do u knw wat will happen dre, physically,spiritually nd mentally?

its a two way thing, it is either the SCH management is sorry or not. If dey are, u can leave him in d school, if dey are not, take him away from d sch. It is wrong because dre should be a teacher on duty, bt my sister, children can b funny, even at home, dey still make u marvel at dre moves nd wat dey do. If u take it too hard on d sch nd d teacher is seriously queried, he or she MAY take it on d child. So just talk gently to the teacher and pray always for ur child safety. I once had a similar, my daughter remained in d sch

The pastor shuld av taken his time to study d second lady b4 proposin marriage. Is d first girl's family, nw in support of d marriage? BTW he is a pastor right? Wat happens to praying n seeking d face of God on who to marry? My advise to him is dat, he shuld put to hold d relationship 4 a while, pray n watch bfore knowing d nxt step. D 2nd lady is jux trying to keep her baby safe, she does nt want him thrown out after marriage.

Discuss with ur hubby, tell him his EX wife must knw her place in ur home, dey shuld reach an agreement on hw she wil see d child, mayb once a month, BUT u just have to love d child n treat her well since u knew abt her bfore u got married to her dad.

I didnt lock any phone, i took my dad's fone, i wanted to read messages on d fone (wen handset ws stil new), den i mistakenly deleted d recharge card he saved on his draft msg (card of 15 thousand) dad got bak frm work nd wanted to load, he didnt see card, den dre ws no network at home, we had to go to one mountain to call customer care to see if dey can help us get d card bak