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Politics / Re: RevolutionNow: Security Officials Shave Off Protester's Hair With Broken Bottles by SkinnyDude(m): 3:42pm On Aug 05, 2020
Afonja and cowardism

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Sports / Re: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by SkinnyDude(m): 7:00am On Aug 03, 2020
and the guy dey ball.. very good striker.. make he no miss that match oo.. depressed because the wife' cheated. when no be say na em mama or papa die.

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Crime / Re: Why Babakaka Shehu Ngorg Was Killed By Uzonna Maduabuchi, His Fellow Soldier by SkinnyDude(m): 3:20pm On Aug 01, 2020
Xposed2020:
I'll upload most pix or send it to someone to be uploading.
Its these natives that are cashing out big time from the FG.
Troops patronize their girls & unknowingly divulge most operational secrets to them and they in turn pass it to BHT.
That's how BHT always comes prepared because of information they got from these prostitutes.
And soldiers can die for these dirty, ugly local prostitutes.
too bad.. please do find a way to upload the pictures.. I'm following you..
Crime / Re: Why Babakaka Shehu Ngorg Was Killed By Uzonna Maduabuchi, His Fellow Soldier by SkinnyDude(m): 3:08pm On Aug 01, 2020
Xposed2020:
the least Private Uzonna Maduabuchi collects is #158k with allowance every month.
But what they do is they relocate to all these kanuri prostitutes den until their salaries are finished.
Its these kanuri girls that transfer to their families #20k and keep the rest having been in possession of soldiers ATM card. Imagine a soldier collecting salary of 58k but buying a LovePeddler phone of 70-100k.
Who sent him on AWOL?
Will you pay your employee salary if he/she fails to come to work for 6months?
The beurocracy involved, makes it difficult to cancel an AWOL even after you return.
And the soldiers are all aware of all these.
Beside its their fellow soldiers that do hide their cancelation so that it will accumulate up to one year for them to negotiate & be bribed for 2-3 months salary.
why can't they masturbate. why waste on prostitutes over there ?? nawa o
Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 9:29am On May 04, 2020
Zeinymira:

Ok o.
wow.. see my color oo. I am a sucker for yellow girls

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Crime / Re: Ikorodu Residents Mob Bimbo Cash, Steal Food Items Meant For Donations by SkinnyDude(m): 2:01pm On May 03, 2020
xcabczyxabczzzz:

I have to read all the comment hoping for that someone saw through that bullshit.

hahha.. I guess people over looked the exaggeration.. I had to mention it..
Properties / Re: Brand-new 4 Bedroom Detached Duplex by SkinnyDude(m): 11:57am On May 03, 2020
10M ?
Crime / Re: Ikorodu Residents Mob Bimbo Cash, Steal Food Items Meant For Donations by SkinnyDude(m): 10:29am On May 03, 2020
and the Lady can lie oo. which one Is 150 carton of noodles and eggs.. for that small sienna .. people can exaggerate oh
Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 12:11am On May 03, 2020
khiaa:

Why don't you send money to them instead of taking all the time?
ok

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 12:04am On May 03, 2020
don't know why.. they all got kids with no father..educated or not. met one on FB.. she's 42 or 38 . has a 16 year old boy.. from Brooklyn.. has a good job. quite educated. does cocaine and smokes cigarette like mad..

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 12:01am On May 03, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

That's 1 problem with black I don't talk to them self based on say make person just enter dat USA
If you're chatting with black is just like you're chatting with yourself cause they themselves are the real sultan of scope nothing wey you wan tell them wey Dem no know
And before those white answer you hmm bro
You go don fast and pray lol grin
no be lie.. those white hardly answer.. you got to reason with them outside the inbox, maybe in a group or page. before they answer you

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 11:53pm On May 02, 2020
pDudd:
This brings me to my next tip: When you meet them online, NEVER EVER EVER ASK THEM FOR MONEY.

I know say hungry dey naija and everybody Don dey find where Dem go chop. But as our parent's generation used to say: Na the most patient dog go eat the fattest bone. This saying hold true in this type of relationship.

You are not the only naija boy or Ghanaian boy or Jamaican boy that is sending her DM. Una plenty.

If you ask her for money, you have lost the game. Asking her for money is clearly telling her that you are only interested in her for her money. She is trying to find love and companionship. So why don't you give her what she seeks.

Listen all you youngsters and hellcats, if a woman loves you and you tell her to jump, she will ask you how high do you want her to jump. Women are emotional creatures. They need someone to key into their emotional needs. Money is not an emotional need. Being caring is emotional. Love is emotional.

I know say you want drive Benz and enter club and buy drink for Dem Bois. That one will come later. Just show the Akata love and emotional care. When she travels to naija to see you, and you guys meet and you rock her world, when she is leaving Naija to return back to Yankee, she will feel that she is leaving a part of herself back in Nigeria. And she will do everything to reunite with you. It is after she returns back that you can now start to ask for money. She will open her purse for you.
why didn't I read this in 2019 ?!!

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 11:43pm On May 02, 2020
Dpharisee:

International beggar, the account numbers wey you dey post for Nairaland upandan never do you
I dont want to derial this beautiful thread.. go jor

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 11:38pm On May 02, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Ahh you for no ask for money
Na wetin fĂșck me up be that Na around early 2019 I meet her he dey pain me sometime self cause some I later meet after no too fur for my scope
And the woman don dey plan say make I come but as I ask her for money like this
From that day our chat no sweet again
I go msg her she no go reply
Person wey be say she go dey beg me make I talk to her and she's 45 but you won't know cause she pretty much look like 25 I send her picture to my elder brother self my bro say she be small girl I Kon smile bro say why I dey smile I tell am say her first son no be your mate
And this woman bad no be small sex styles that I can't imagine she will tell me someone with 4 grown kids O grin
Laslas I just free her I tell some of my guys make Dem help me text her she no reply them all na Abbeville Louisiana she dey
hahaha.. I don't know why they act that way.. very any how people.if na white, she won't mind sending you the money.. so far she don love up

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 11:06pm On May 02, 2020
pDudd:


Lol. Na you get mouth dey talk say she old. For her mind she be 21 years old. grin
she get grand children wey be my age mate o.. married two times.. going through the third divorce with a young Yoruba guy . these people life is tiresome..

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 11:00pm On May 02, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Go on Instagram
Go through Snoop Dogs page you go pick tire grin
Just dey message dem if you message like 50 I bet you one will answer you and from there you get to know each other don't lie to them O cause most of them hate lies tell them openly that you're Nigerian
One more thing to make it more easier try to message those that are elderly they reply fast
The young ones will see your message and won't reply
Am giving you some tips I use back then in 2019 when I found this woman from Louisiana but she no carry
one very old akata woman from Atlanta wey I meet for FB.. she is 62. I shock say me and this woman dey sex chat and share nude.. but whenever I ask her for money. she go vex. na em I tear race oo

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Romance / Re: Tips For Dating An African American (akata) Woman by SkinnyDude(m): 10:04pm On May 02, 2020
Kobicove:
Why would any reasonable Nigerian guy want to marry an akata such as Kaneshia, Lakeshia, Razonda, kelema, Volaqua and all those funny sounding useless names with no meaning they tend to bear? grin
Takesha . keisha. every thing na sha sha. I dey like their names oo

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Health / Re: Tahir Fadlallah Evacuated With Air Ambulance From Kano To Lebanon (Video) by SkinnyDude(m): 5:00pm On May 02, 2020
Ahmeduana:

The chagoury brothers are Indians while Tahir is a Lebanese, Mr.
even the Tahir sounds Hindus .. you Nigerians just like to talk down people for fun.. next time research before making a claim..
Health / Re: EL Salvador Prison Ingnores Social Distance Rules, Cram Hundreds Of Inmates(Pic) by SkinnyDude(m): 8:38pm On Apr 27, 2020
over 1000 men vs 20 or 30 guards... how many those guards go shoot ?? cowards them
Politics / Re: Photos Of Nnamdi Kanu Secret Burial In Italy by SkinnyDude(m): 7:37pm On Apr 27, 2020
see this thick snow for Italy by this time..?? are they in winter of summer ? even during winter, Italy never see this amount of snow...
Phones / Re: sold!!Infinix S4 64GB 6 GB Ram 45k best price by SkinnyDude(m): 11:28am On Apr 24, 2020
11k serious buyer !!
Education / Re: Angry Zambian Father Slaps His Son Over Poor Result After Paying $21k As Tuition by SkinnyDude(m): 8:44am On Apr 23, 2020
Fastestmanalive:
He is even lucky sef if na me my papa go put u inside drum roll you round the compound and make you shout "I am a thief" grin
copy cat..

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