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Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Cockroaches Die With Their Belly Facing Up? by Skmoda360(m): 9:22am On May 28, 2016
Second time i am seeing a post like this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama's Home After White House by Skmoda360(m): 9:39pm On May 27, 2016
crazymommy:
This house is fantastically beautiful...
do you want that?
Phones › Re: Weekend Data For Heavy Downloader by Skmoda360(m): 4:46pm On May 27, 2016
Hope it's nt thru selection...as in airtel sim.@op
Food › Re: 6 Foods Not To Order On A First Date With A Nigerian Man by Skmoda360(m): 6:34pm On May 26, 2016
NigeriaKitchen:
The perfect dress, the perfect hairdo, face on fleek and bringing your A-game and then out of the blues some spinach stuck in between your teeth ruins what should have been a perfect evening!

Food is important and here are 6 things you should totally avoid on a first date!

1) Spaghetti!
Most people can't eat spaghetti without a slurp and that slurp splatters sauce all over your mouth and chest not to mention ruining your makeup. Forget that romantic scene from Disney's 'the Lady and the tramp', spaghetti is not romantic food!

2) Draw soup
A favorite among Nigerians and guaranteed to leave a mark. Okra, ogbona or mixed, anything that leaves a trail from your plate to your mouth should be avoided at all costs!

3) Shawarma
Show me a person that can finish a whole Shawarma without making a mess and I'll show you the real MVP! Most people can't manage this small feat which is why Shawarma is a no-no!

4) Suya
Suya is delicious and not at all messy so you must be wondering why it's on the list, well it isn't the Suya per se, it's the onions that go with the suya. Most people can't eat Suya without munching on the onions and onions are almost as famous as garlic for giving bad breath. Bad breath does not a great first date make! So say no to suya please!!!

5) Food with lots of garlic
Thankfully a lot of restaurants include the ingredients for each dish in the menu. Garlic oozes from your pores not to mention giving you bad breath. I don't have to emphasize staying away, it's for your own good!

6) Experimental food
Any food that you have never eaten before is not fair game for a first date please! A number of things could go wrong. I know a girl who ordered calamari on a first date because it looked fancy and ended up in the ER with anaphylactic shock. Even if you don't get allergies, you just may hate it and have to pretend to love it to save face or there may be a certain way that sort of food is eaten. Avoid the embarrassment, stick to the familiar!

Your first date isn't the time to show him what an unrepentant foodie you are, if you can't eat it without making a mess then pretend it isn't on the menu!

Culled from: Nigeriakitchen
so true @op
Sports › Re: Iheanacho's UK Fans Furious With Hogson For Not Picking Iheanacho For EURO 2016 by Skmoda360(m): 2:35pm On May 24, 2016
dyadeleye:
Some people brain na Pentium 0:1
Romance › Re: Man Grabs Fiancee's Bum In Pre-wedding Photo by Skmoda360(m): 3:56pm On May 23, 2016
it's cool though
Christianity Etc › Re: The Mark Of The Beast by Skmoda360(m): 2:46pm On May 22, 2016
twosquare:
First time you are making sense.
lol, but it shouldn't have cm frm you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United: FA Cup Final (1 - 2) On 21st May 2016 by Skmoda360(m): 10:06am On May 22, 2016
Funjosh:
I don't like Manchester United angry
thank you for saying that, but Bleep you tho.
Politics › Re: NBS: 1.5m Nigerians Became Unemployed In 2016 by Skmoda360(m): 7:33pm On May 21, 2016
Emmysteve:
https://www.thecable.ng/nbs-another-1-5m-nigerians-become-unemployed-2016
now the president is doing a good job...i for one love this bubu cuz i never want him that's why i didnt vote...bubu come and collect your 'simply sevipedia presidential award'
Celebrities › Re: Uju Stella Blasts Burna Boy's Mum:'If U Think U Are A Mother,Act Like One'(pics by Skmoda360(m): 7:28pm On May 21, 2016
sinaj:
U again!


I think u missed out these parts while reading

In Africa, it is not a criminal offence for someone to be pregnant for somebody. If somebody says that she is pregnant for somebody and the person refuses to accept it, you look for his family instead of tagging a blogger.

It is not new; these girls come up from time to time with different claims




The girl claimed online without meeting her and u want to take that serious?


Who does that.


Btw m still gonna ask you again.

What traits did she display that has made her a bad mother?
you are so on point.
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Monitor Lizard Captured In Lekki Today And Slaughtered In No Time by Skmoda360(m): 5:52pm On May 20, 2016
kossyablaze:
Ftc dedicated to man utd fans! I already perceive our victory 2mrw
na so
Politics › Re: Ajaero’s NLC Faction Backs Out Of Strike by Skmoda360(m): 10:32pm On May 17, 2016
The strike has died before its birth.

Sorry NLC and mourning mourners. Nothing for you guys.

The govt has asked you empty brains to come up with alternative to this deregulation instead of using the same line of "GEJ was not allowed to remove subsidy" but none of you has come up with anything reasonable. We're in different time and different situation economically from 2012.

If NLC leadership had any functioning brain, it'd be fighting for increments in workers salaries and not this lost cause. Besides, where was NLC when half of the states were owing five, six, and eight months salaries to their workers?

Useless set of toothless dogs. Una don jam person wey pass una.[/quote]
Phones › Re: The Return Of The Cheap Airtel Night Unlimited Data Plans In Different Style by Skmoda360(m): 1:23pm On May 15, 2016
Segadem:
Yeah
can it work with any airtel line.
Romance › Re: Guys, Which Of These Ladies Will You Prefer To Go On A Date With This Weekend? by Skmoda360(m): 12:41pm On May 15, 2016
Flickzvill:
The thick one, fortunately my gf happens to be thick with lovely curves so dat works for me am obsessed with thick women.
Celebrities › Re: Uju Stella Who Is "Pregnant For Burna Boy" In New Photos by Skmoda360(m): 8:24pm On May 14, 2016
Monimatic:
[size=13pt] grin grin grin

Kai na Oloshos wey dey get dis kind yansh, I dey like wire....wire dem from the back anyhow
Yansh of life
No time for relationship goals
#TeamOloshos any day as long as i gat my my rain coat (condom) n Hennessy grin grin grin
[/size]
team olosho..
Celebrities › Re: Uju Stella Who Is "Pregnant For Burna Boy" In New Photos by Skmoda360(m): 8:12pm On May 14, 2016
Booty4me:
Her tummy though.. Looks like someone who has done multiple abortion

Modified

People sef.. So I can no longer make a comment on what I saw.

So many guilty conscience people on here
see ur mouth, how did you know?
Celebrities › Re: Uju Stella Who Is "Pregnant For Burna Boy" In New Photos by Skmoda360(m): 7:59pm On May 14, 2016
newsarena:
Sexy kiss kiss kiss

CHECKOUT MORE SEXY PICS OF UJU STELLA HERE >>>

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/checkout-more-photos-of-burna-boys.html


Her Ukwu na die..... Burna Boy was tempted
no be burna boy, that ass no be here oo, damn! It's awesome, can't think twice if im in bed with this girl..damn once again.
Celebrities › Re: I Saw A Revelation That BankyW Is My Husband - Ekiti Girl (pic) by Skmoda360(m): 7:48pm On May 14, 2016
Another muntullah is on the lose, ranting about with some hollaballu bullshit...real time attention seeker.
Crime › Re: Woman Dies After Husband Beat Her While Defending His Lover In Port Harcourt by Skmoda360(m): 8:59am On May 14, 2016
Lattop:
And it's devil handwork abihuh


Devil self go deny u
Bastard!
na the thing.
Health › Re: Stevens Johnson Syndrome (SJS) Is In Nigeria, Kills One, Another Hospitalized by Skmoda360(m): 8:31am On May 14, 2016
ladyF:
Everyday one bad news!
that diseases is way back but now in nigeria..shit!
Celebrities › Re: Uju Stella: "I Am Pregnant For Burna Boy" - Lady Claims by Skmoda360(m): 10:04pm On May 13, 2016
Airforce1:
keep the baby
Burna will come back begging you
Politics › Re: South Africa's Economy Falls To Third Behind Nigeria, Egypt by Skmoda360(m): 9:13am On May 13, 2016
junketer:
one percent my foot. A broke person living in soweto lives a better life than that billionaire that lives in lekki. The sowetan has 24hrs electricity,water, good roads from his door step to wherever, and all the other amenities u can think of. A lekki billionair only has comfort in his house by atleast using generator to power his house, drilling his own borehole for water and thats about it. Once he drives out of his gate with his bentley he must drive on the bad roads in lagos, get stuck in traffic jams for hours. Etc. Naija is messed up country
Romance › Re: Six Signs Your Husband/boyfriend Is A Gambler by Skmoda360(m): 9:53pm On May 03, 2016
Chasicolis:
He watches less matches but busy with livescores.
are you talking to me...
Politics › Re: Are We Mistaking BokoHaram's Gradual Invasion As Fulani Herdsmen? by Skmoda360(m): 7:21am On Apr 28, 2016
ellovee:
Fulani Herdsmen is the rebranded name for Boko haram terrorist.
my secondary thought tho.
Romance › Re: When You Decide To Pay Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit In School by Skmoda360(m): 10:50am On Apr 27, 2016
unapapadeycraze:
Why are you advising us?
you got beef with the op.
Romance › Re: When You Decide To Pay Your Girlfriend A Surprise Visit In School by Skmoda360(m): 10:50am On Apr 27, 2016
unapapadeycraze:
Why are you advising us?
you got beef with the op.
Crime › Re: 60-Year-Old Woman Buys & Sells Baby For N1 Million In USA by Skmoda360(m): 9:08am On Apr 26, 2016
maxjax:
those babies will b very angry if they find out that their journey to tha promise land USA was truncated
i swear.
Crime › Re: 60-Year-Old Woman Buys & Sells Baby For N1 Million In USA by Skmoda360(m): 9:05am On Apr 26, 2016
Millz404:
Abeg i am up for sale... Half the price... This country don tire me
i swear, the woman is doing those kids some good..pls come and buy me im bored n tired of the country.
Politics › Re: Bear With Me, Change Will Come — Buhari by Skmoda360(m): 9:00am On Apr 26, 2016
Thìs is also a "CHANGE".
Health › Re: Drug Or Injections: Which Do You Prefer? by Skmoda360(m): 5:56pm On Apr 24, 2016
Drugs anyday and anytime.
Romance › Re: Dangerous Mistakes Most Guys Make About Women by Skmoda360(m): 11:42pm On Apr 21, 2016
demiladegold:
being too much of a nice guy

women dont base their choices of men on how nice they are. they choose guys because they feel a very powerful attraction for them. and being nice doesnt make a lady feel that kind of attraction. it probably doesnt make a lot of logical sense but its true.

trying to convince her to like you

what do most guys do when they meet a girl they like and she doesnt feel the same way?
they try to convince her to feel differently. YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN FEELS BY BEING PERSISTENT IN TRYING TO CONVINCE HER. you probably would just end up irritating and annoying her.

trying to buy her attention with food and money

how many times have you bought things for a lady and she rejects you for someone not nearly as nice as you?
probably a lot of times.
most women see this as a sign of unnecessary compensation for insecurity and weak attempts at manipulation.

thinking that all it takes is money and looks

this is a mistake almost all guys make. most women are interested in far more than a man's looks and his wallet.
there are certain personality traits that are magnets to women and if you just know how to use them, you can win any girl's heart. confidence goes a long way in winning a woman.

giving all your power to a woman

some men make the mistake of trying to get a girl to like them by doing everything she wants or tells them to do all in the name of being caring and romantic.
WRONG!
WOMEN ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO WEAKLINGS. a woman wants a guy that knows what he's doing and can control her even a little.

[color=#006600]beating up a woman to gain her respect[/color]


some men make the mistake of thinking by beating up their woman they are exerting a kind of control and are going to be respected more by the woman.
this mentality is wrong. a woman tends to lose respect for a man that beats her and as time goes on she slowly starts loosing feelings and finally leaves the man....





those are my own opinions... i stand to be corrected.
you damn right girl.....but all this listed above are off point cuz most guys are wiser in dealing with girls nowadays.
Education › Re: 20 Popular Slangs Used By University Students In Nigeria by Skmoda360(m): 7:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
Chupe: lose your money to gambling or smtin that didnt fetch a good return.

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