₦airaland Forum

Taiyescott:
lol, guilty of no 1.

cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

fearNORTH:
The confusion continues.

It took them 7 months to appoint ministers, one year to write budget, and now, one week to determine their Eid-il-Fitr holiday.

Buhari is a confused mumu

Nbote:
OP dat's d official or rather national dress code from Scotland called Scottish Kilt.. It's not a new dress code though.

experimentist:
[size=15pt]So na Amala dis useless governor dey sell now?[/size]

Barackmeringo:
abeg, you fit help me vote for my guy

iamkingzlee?

abeg

Barackmeringo:
funny you.
*scratches head*
erm, brother, do you have anyone you intend voting for in this Mr Nairaland?
*scratches head again*

Barackmeringo:
16mp front camera??
tori kinni?

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehehe


^^^ The above message is targeted at zombified citizens who are now complaining. Take the sufferings in good faith, put up a smile, don't worry, be happy ye zombies.

rosy4u:
Baba God pick my call soon oo
HML to ya

FlirtyKaren:
See love, guys.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/photo-oyibo-man-pounds-yam-for-his.html

teelaweee:
check out tecno w3

SageTravels:
Baba pls pick my call
#Abuja #Lagos #Akwa Ibiom
Oct/Nov
Na beg i the beg o.

Cherishing:
tell me me u didn't like it

Cherishing:
She looks like me

please don't visit my profile pics.

foolinlove:
Say yes you're ok with her dating him. Then never speak to her again.

torqque7:
Hmmm I feel your pain tho..we've all been through heartbreaks and it's no fun at all but you need to understand that she is NOT worth it..you are not even dead yet and she is cheating and hurting you already so do you think it will get better when you kill yourself?my brother she will be under another guy screaming his name on the day of your burial so ask yourself who is at a loss here?

Maxti is right..unfortunately never fall in love completely with ANY woman as a man cos you'll get burnt badly..love is sweet but our girls have turned it into a cat and mouse game of survival of the fitest..be smart meet other females,get laid,hell fvck prostitutes if necessary just get other females in your life so you can forget the bi.tch and you'll be OK,trust me when I tell you there are tons of females out there FAR better than her in EVERY aspect of life,and you will meet one again that will make you believe in love again dn't worry,it's just a matter of time. .

Remember no sentiments attached o if you want to survive this game of emotions..drop that idea that you can't cheat on her and stop the good boy routine cos that's your major problem..Good luck Bro.

IamDino:
Tuface looks like he's the only one interested in the picture.
Dj Khaled wey no be legend sef like awa Tubaba.

tjfulloption:
oneday oneday Airforce1 go reach that level that the likes of 2face, wiz khalifa, Kayne West, sample ekwe, Rara, Sani Danja, weird mc and the likes go dey beg him for collabo... insha Allah

GBAGAAUN:
What is fart

Flashh:
[color=#000033]Logical guy's with logical brain who knows it's quite difficult to ignore the money and won't like her to later embarrass his ego, will make a drama of it. Because they know she would later rant about the money she gave him. (Tag him broke and hungry guy).

He would act like he don't care about the money, take a video or picture as if he's burning the money, but it is only the card he burnt. Then tell her to go to hell that you don't need fúcking money.

Send it to her through WhatsApp or any other messaging apps. She will respect forever without knowing you kept the cash.[/color]

jonaifame22:
I'll take it and enlarge my business and frm the proceeds I'll marry a more finer,and more beautiful younger than her!

DonMaxxy:
They asked CHANGE for their MONTHLY CHANGE and CHANGE replied by CHANGING them...

How can you beat a child and ask him not to cry...

FanYogo1:
Mimiko + Aragbesola + Toutish Fayose = I've got my eyes on all 3 of you. Continue, Obatala is watching.

sweetcocoa:
Congratulations on figuring that out.

sweetcocoa:
This story doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Boeing777pilot:
You will have to search for flight schools to fit your budget. Scholarship is a bit tricky.

LOL, I'm still a first officer oh, but I claim Captain in Jesus name.