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Romance › Re: 9 Types Of Nigerian Boyfriends!! A Must Read. by Skmoda360(m): 12:16pm On Apr 13, 2016
Bluezy13:
♦ Jade has dated 5,6,7 and gladly kicked their ass to the
curbs unfortunately she messed up with number 9
and got her ass kicked to the curbs as well
♦




she is a real hoe innit










Jade must be a hoe...
Don't be like Jade
Romance › Re: 9 Types Of Nigerian Boyfriends!! A Must Read. by Skmoda360(m): 12:16pm On Apr 13, 2016
Bluezy13:
♦ Jade has dated 5,6,7 and gladly kicked their ass to the
curbs unfortunately she messed up with number 9
and got her ass kicked to the curbs as well
♦

she is a real hoe innit










Jade must be a hoe...
Don't be like Jade
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Feel, When A Lady Ask You Out? by Skmoda360(m): 11:29am On Apr 10, 2016
grad2012:
I think matured guys will handle it well with out shaming the woman.
Computers › Re: CheckOut The World's Slimmest Laptop By HP by Skmoda360(m): 9:55am On Apr 10, 2016
NairaMoneyng:
It's cool
it's Bleep..in cool like shit.
Family › Re: Guy Brought His Oyinbo Wife Back Home & His Family Members Were Astonished -pics by Skmoda360(m): 10:06am On Apr 05, 2016
My mother will dismother me...take her back to where you bring her from.
Properties › Re: Tree Growing In Between A House In Benin (photos) by Skmoda360(m): 9:52am On Apr 05, 2016
phemmie06:
This is twoderful
jesus christ of Nasri
Politics › Re: Ambode Orders The Repair Of Lagos-Badagry Expressway by Skmoda360(m): 4:54pm On Apr 01, 2016
Thank God
Romance › Re: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by Skmoda360(m): 6:20pm On Mar 31, 2016
prettythicksme:
Mtchewwww grin broke ass nigga!
indeed
Romance › Re: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by Skmoda360(m): 6:07pm On Mar 31, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter grin. He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from. grin


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now grin




#Edited


some people on this thread who couldn't stomach the point have resorted to saying such a guy should go meet his mother for sex when he is Hot. I wonder why a sane person would suggest that.

When a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. This doesn't give her the right to lay unnecessary heavy bills on him. Remember, he is also giving her sex. Well, except she is a prostitute, she doesn't have any right to use sex as a means to an end.
op, u are so fucking on poin...damn! U nailed it.
Family › Re: My Wife Always Tears My Boxers To Rape Me, Man Tells Court by Skmoda360(m): 3:54pm On Mar 29, 2016
Destined2win:
I'd really like a wife that rushes me when she needs to make love with me.
as in i never get one for my life...na tutulism i dey always get.
Family › Re: Any Married Lady Who Never Had This Is As Good As unmarried. by Skmoda360(m): 11:06am On Mar 28, 2016
kaziblake:
You are very correct,i concur. 1-Introduction ceremony
2-traditional marriage.
3-court marriage 4-church marriage
na every every i wan do 4 her
Christianity Etc › Re: Abducted Muslim Children Forcefully Converted To Christianity In Edo Idp Camp. by Skmoda360(m): 7:24am On Mar 28, 2016
BlackTechnology:
lies from the pit of ISIS religion
bokoharam religion...lies flying around.
Politics › Re: Al-Jazeera Portrays Nigerian Women As Prostitutes: Nigerians On Twitter React by Skmoda360(m): 7:31pm On Mar 25, 2016
adorable29:
OH PUHLEASE! YOU NIGERIAN MEN AGAINST THIS ARTICLE SHOULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!

Isnt that what you Nigerian men who are supposed to protect thier women tell the world everyday on socialmedia?!

They have never been to Nigeria now! They just did a research and found it all over cyberspace that our women are prostitutes and they submitted thier findings. Dazzol.


From Nigeria wives being the most promiscuous in the whole world to 80percent of Nigeria women being bleachers are propagated by you all unintelligent black slaves and they readily jump on the lies you spread. Take nairaland for example. So why blame them. It doesnt matter that an average american girl has slept with 8-10 guys(girls too sef) before she leaves high school and its like a taboo when a 15year old gal sleeps with one guy in naija.


So deal with it. The world believes I, your sisters, your mothers, your daughters are prostitutes. Oya shakitibobo!


PS: if most of you so called men werent imbec,iles...... you would realise that woman just LIKE men ALL OVER THE WORLD would prefer comfort and riches to otherwise. Some go to the extreme while others keep thier morales intact. Its a spectrum.

From those american women u see in por.n to those cape verde women who marries black wowo old men from Edo State to South Africa women to Ghana women...... its a world thing. Stop shooting yourselves in the foot by taking it as your life ambition to downgrade your own women because one mbeke broke your heart to shreds bits and smithereens!
i got ur point and i ''wow'' that but naija women needs to rethink about this news?
Politics › Re: Al-Jazeera Portrays Nigerian Women As Prostitutes: Nigerians On Twitter React by Skmoda360(m): 7:23pm On Mar 25, 2016
pannyman:
Seconded.
Thirded.
Politics › Re: Al-Jazeera Portrays Nigerian Women As Prostitutes: Nigerians On Twitter React by Skmoda360(m): 7:11pm On Mar 25, 2016
Houseofglam7:
What nonsense!
if you are offered some crazy deal wont you fall for it?...women n money 5n6 sex anyday when heavy cash is involved..back to the thread, to some extent they are right but not all women which i doubt if you are part of them.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Skmoda360(m): 6:49pm On Mar 25, 2016
bigtt76:
Hahahaha must you answer? tongue
in good mood.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Skmoda360(m): 6:35pm On Mar 25, 2016
bigtt76:
Na who Super Eagles or NFF don help be4 tongue
na u nw
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by Skmoda360(m): 6:32pm On Mar 25, 2016
Mprepz:
if I have one bullet in the same room with this commentator, buhari and shekau.... I'll shoot the commentator
lmao...can't stop laughing...
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Cautions Paul For Giving The Public An Opportunity To Crucify Him by Skmoda360(m): 4:54pm On Mar 19, 2016
The weather is too hot i'm getting outta here...
Politics › Re: Nigeria's 5 Most Controversial Governors by Skmoda360(m): 1:52pm On Mar 19, 2016
[quote author=joynnhoper post=43913664][/quote]Stop scamming people jawre...
Romance › Re: Never Knew How Much I Care About My Girl Until I Tried To Cheat by Skmoda360(m): 9:32am On Mar 19, 2016
cattyvince:
@OP, unsmart guy. You saying that you trust an ordinary girl friend 100%? grin grin. Again that is unwise.
u better call the said girl again and....
i reason with you small.
Politics › Re: Coffins Of Ocholi, His Wife And Son, To Be Buried Today (Photos) by Skmoda360(m): 8:06pm On Mar 18, 2016
Bhella5:
A he.
i grab...he is a she nw
Politics › Re: Coffins Of Ocholi, His Wife And Son, To Be Buried Today (Photos) by Skmoda360(m): 4:00pm On Mar 18, 2016
Bhella5:
And so? Am sure you have a woman in your life. Stop bashing people's mothers. Gerrarahia mehn.
Bella is a girl.
Nairaland General › Re: "I Need A Wife": A Keke Man's Advert In Asaba, Delta State (Photo) by Skmoda360(m): 4:40pm On Mar 17, 2016
ozy4christ:
I dey tell u,2 find wife material this days is just like wia nigerians dey find truth 4 lai mohammds comment
So sm women can say the truth...i like that.
Business › Re: Today's Naira Rate Against Dollar, Pound And Euro by Skmoda360(m): 12:30pm On Mar 17, 2016
bettercreature:
22 Dislikes
are you for real?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ugandan Legislator's Photos Having Sex With GF Published On Pages Of Newspaper by Skmoda360(m): 12:20pm On Mar 17, 2016
amiskurie:
Bonging setup! Women are serpe..










Sarpele! Na hin I talk o.
Serpent...
Phones › Re: NCC Forgives MTN, Lifts Sanctions by Skmoda360(m): 12:13pm On Mar 17, 2016
ThankGodEdeh:
Indecisive Government
the thieftardians don collect bribe, ko ni dafun awon fifu won yi sha.
Politics › Re: Alledged Plan To Islamise Nigeria: “Methodist Prelate Refutes Report”.. by Skmoda360(m): 2:07pm On Mar 16, 2016
irunooboo:
[size=14pt]What is bad in islamizing Nigeria? Xtainity is becoming a business venture with fake churches emerging everyday. Islam is a united religion where worshipers can pray in any mosque unlike xtainity with different doctrines.We need leaders like Elrufai and Buhari who are pro islam so it can spread fast. I support peaceful Islamization of Nigeria[/size]
it's even you...mtcheeeeew!!! are you high on peeweed?,you ranting bradahdash.
Events › Re: Woman Pulls Her Dress, Shows Her Panties After Getting High At An Event (Photo) by Skmoda360(m): 7:53am On Mar 09, 2016
dainformant:
This is why is good for one to curtail what he or she takes when merrymaking so as to coordinate himself/herself publicly...The woman in the picture deemed it fit to unveil her underwear after having a little too much alcohol with her friends at an event...While her friends comported themselves, she doused her highness by nearly going unclad....Big shame....

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/see-what-this-woman-did-in-public-after.html
it's moami Igbo i.e ecstacy of one day.
Romance › Re: What Do People Mean When They Say They Are "In An Open Relationship"? by Skmoda360(m): 4:13pm On Mar 08, 2016
OneNigeria1960:
It meanings cheating is allowed. Hope am right.
you are damn right
Crime › Re: My Tattoo Has Ruined My Life – Arrested Female Lagos Gang Informant Cries by Skmoda360(m): 1:12pm On Mar 05, 2016
saintkel:
U must be day dreaming, Chelsea is not man united or Arsenal neither are we man city
what's your position on the table?...

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