₦airaland Forum

richiemcgold:
Hit the godamn head with a log and roast the meat right away. Bat pepper soup dey go well well with palm wine.



Bats are harmlessness?? Bros, u dey whine me?? E be like say bat never bite any person around you before.
Bats dey bites for real. No think am at all.



Nobody.
..but let me just set it straight.
When I was young, I remember my dad acquired a large piece of land close to a forest on the outskirts of our town. Bats in this area were like in their thousands, hanging on trees every here and there. There was a day we followed my dad to this place with an hunter. Don't be surprised that five sacks were filled up with bats shot by this hunter. But I remember the hunter asked us to always hit their head with a big stick before making any attempt to pick them up. He said some of them which might have not really died can still give us a serious bite. On getting home, it took us two days to roast the entire bats, damn, they were so many.

My next experience with bats was when I became undergraduate at OAU Ife. Old students of Ife can relate. There's even a local joint in Modakeke where we dey enjoy fresh palmie and bats pepper soup. Na dat time I know say gyration dey sweet wella.

The joint you mention is it Bestos in Aserifa 2007/2008/2009

Watch here: https://livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/158918059_saudi_arabia_nigeria/#webplayer_voodc|85899a8e9b85859987998384988f98888a.html|158918059|2237698|5679|1|en


thank me later

ecolime:
God bless you.

We keep deceiving ourselves. A nation that imports over 80% of its consumption will always have FX problems.

But think about this, Nigeria has a very high forex remittance from family and friends, I think one of the highest in the world, that can reduce the issue

I have seen a friend of mine a cripple.drive a Honda. The car was modified so he can use it. He accelerates and brakes with his hands.

Danger mouse, bird man, voltron, sesame street..where my favourite

lifenajeje:
My wife wants to switch from accounting to tech..

Which area in tech would be much easier for her to switch to based on her accounting background though she never worked as an accountant.

She uses excel well.

if she is good in excel, Data analyst is the best bet. She can try to upskill herself by getting more excel knowledge related to data analysis and also look into other related tools like power BI and Tableau. And if she has the capacity and want to stand out she can also consider learning python for data analysis which is very useful to perform data cleaning and transformation.
I know all these i=because my wife is a data analyst in a reputable company thanks to my guidance.

Thank Goodness is not that Ex-IGP with big yansh like woman

.

By ChatGpT:

Creating 500,000 jobs through the training of Data Protection Officers (DPOs) and licensing of Data Protection Compliance Organisations (DPCOs) can be a significant undertaking, but it is possible with a well-planned strategy and coordination between relevant organizations and stakeholders. Here's a general outline of steps to achieve this goal:

Identify the demand: Assess the current and projected demand for DPOs and data protection services in your region or target market. This can be done through market research, consulting with industry experts, and analyzing regulatory requirements.

Develop training programs: Collaborate with relevant educational institutions, training providers, or industry associations to develop comprehensive training programs for DPOs. These programs should cover topics such as data protection regulations, privacy principles, risk management, and technical skills related to data security.

Establish licensing framework: Work with regulatory bodies or government agencies to establish a licensing framework for DPCOs. Define the criteria and requirements for organizations to obtain a license, ensuring they meet the necessary standards for providing data protection services.

Promote training opportunities: Launch marketing campaigns and awareness programs to promote the training programs for DPOs. Target potential candidates such as privacy professionals, legal practitioners, IT professionals, and recent graduates interested in data protection.

Offer incentives: Consider providing incentives to individuals who enroll in DPO training programs, such as scholarships, grants, or subsidized training fees. This can help attract more candidates and increase participation.

Accreditation and certification: Work towards obtaining accreditation or certification for the training programs from recognized institutions or industry associations. Accreditation adds credibility to the programs and increases their recognition and value.

Facilitate job placement: Collaborate with companies, organizations, and recruitment agencies to facilitate job placement for trained DPOs. Establish partnerships and internship opportunities to provide practical experience for trainees and increase their employability.

Continuous professional development: Emphasize the importance of continuous professional development for DPOs. Offer advanced training courses, workshops, and conferences to keep DPOs updated on evolving regulations and best practices.

Monitoring and evaluation: Regularly monitor and evaluate the impact of the training programs and licensing framework. Collect feedback from employers, DPOs, and organizations utilizing DPCO services to identify areas for improvement and ensure the programs meet the needs of the industry.

Collaboration and partnerships: Collaborate with industry associations, regulatory bodies, and relevant stakeholders to foster collaboration, share best practices, and address emerging challenges in data protection.



To translate the creation of 500,000 jobs through the training of Data Protection Officers (DPOs) and licensing of Data Protection Compliance Organisations (DPCOs), you can consider the following approaches:

Training and certification providers: Establish training institutes or collaborate with existing educational institutions to offer DPO training programs. This can create jobs for instructors, curriculum developers, administrators, and support staff involved in running the training programs.

DPO training organizations: Create organizations specializing in DPO training and certification. These organizations can employ trainers, assessors, curriculum developers, and administrative staff to deliver training, conduct assessments, and issue certifications.

Regulatory and compliance bodies: As the demand for DPOs and data protection services increases, regulatory and compliance bodies may need to expand their teams to handle licensing, auditing, and enforcement activities. This can lead to job opportunities for legal professionals, compliance officers, auditors, and administrative staff.

Data protection consultancy firms: With the growing need for data protection expertise, consultancy firms focused on data protection and privacy can emerge. These firms can employ DPOs, privacy consultants, data analysts, and project managers to provide advisory services to organizations seeking compliance.

In-house DPO roles: Organizations that require in-house DPOs to ensure compliance with data protection regulations may create job opportunities for individuals with DPO training and certification. These roles can exist across various industries and sectors, including healthcare, finance, technology, and government.

Service providers and vendors: Data protection service providers, such as DPCOs, may emerge to offer specialized services to data controllers and processors. These organizations can employ DPOs, privacy experts, IT professionals, and support staff to deliver services like data protection assessments, privacy impact assessments, and data breach response management.

Job placement and recruitment agencies: As the demand for DPOs increases, job placement agencies specializing in data protection roles can facilitate the matching of trained DPOs with organizations in need of their expertise. These agencies can provide job placement services and career counseling for individuals pursuing DPO careers.

Supporting roles and industries: The growth of the data protection field can create indirect job opportunities in supporting roles and industries. This includes legal professionals specializing in data protection law, IT professionals focusing on data security and privacy, trainers and educators in related fields, and administrative staff supporting data protection functions.

It's important to note that the actual distribution and allocation of jobs may vary based on the specific market conditions, regulatory requirements, and industry dynamics in your region. Additionally, fostering partnerships with industry associations, government entities, and educational institutions can further promote job creation and collaboration in the data protection ecosystem.

Ihateheadslamer:
Something that is an old format over here in Germany

mumu !! You just wan show say you dey Germany. And so if it is in germany nko, are you not happy it has started in Nigeria, or because it is already in Germany then Nigeria should not try it.

kettykings:
Again where will the power to charge these busses come from, 280km per full charge, is it with traffic or without traffic.

Will these fare better than gas powered and diesel powered buses in the long term

Modern vehicles they make now switches off engine when it is idle and automatically starts when you attempt to move to save fuel/gas.

It is the same as been in traffick and manually using your hand to switch off your engine with the key and switching it on again when you about to move. But in the case of the vehicles the switch on and off is automatic, called a "Auto stop-start system"

I am not sure if its the same for the bus, but since it is modern and also the guys in govt in charge would have also thought about this before buying into it. So I believe it will be efficient even in traffick

CVwriter:
See as money dey burn.... It is well.

Anyway check below of you need help with your CV/Resume, cover letter and statement of purpose/personal statement.

Bro find another side hustle, A.I/ChatGpt will do all these in seconds, unless your clients are dull and not aware of happenings.

DropsMic:
Cryptocurrency

taaii !!! Don't say that !

It failed you because you put in money and expected quick returns, you may have also put in money that was not set aside for investment.
I was also naive in the past and made some decisions that made me loose value of my crypto investments, but I have learned a lot and now applying my experience in my decision making, mit is paying off already.

This is the time to make money in crypto with so many projects now all the prices are low. The price will only go up from here.

I can teach you 1 or 2 moves to start making profits on if only you have that spare change you can afford to loose !

I dey tell you, 7up you do good oo!! If you drink am, you fit win daewoo racer ooo , i dey tell you, 7up Do good oo.

Lus-coco wetin dey sweet for your belle?

na 7up, 22, twenty two! daewoo racer with harmattan na hin 7up dey dash people now !!

Just take 7up, pepse , crush cover take am spell D-A E- We - U - u !! Daewoo!!!


___________________________
Above was the advert lyrics, I still remeber vividly.

Oh I drink 7up that year to win this daewoo

One drinks dealer in our area won it. But we still had suspisions that it was arangee

With all the many native doctors wearing red featuring in skit videos, the role.does not command that kind of fear again. To me that can be a guy man wearing red and mumbling words to generate content.

We will get there, this is the best way to go, there is a cost associated with handlng cash that POS solves. Even In Europe, buses, taxes have fixed POS machines installed. The only issue I have with POS in Nigeria now is the issue of network, reversal etc. If all those techincal part can be resolved, POS is the best way.

Buses and taxis in europe collect money via POS. This is standard practise.

baby124:
No wonder China has disease outbreak every other week. How will you put pigs in such an enclosed space? They need fresh air to dry up all the possible bacteria and virus that animals carry.

That kain upstairs will surely recieve plenty natural un-hindered fresh air

Statistics is good base if you want to navigate your career towards data and Data science after school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBMB_awQ1k&t=39s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNiFvDMucEs&t=55s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNiFvDMucEs&t=55s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNiFvDMucEs&t=49s