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Romance › Re: Select What You Love Most About Your Woman By Making This Choice (photo) by skylane: 8:43pm On Apr 23, 2015
I will go for 2,5,7. Perfect to me
Romance › Re: Pls I Need Your Help Regarding What To Do In This Relationship by skylane: 5:53pm On Apr 23, 2015
U av already answered urself, no 1 doesn't call or text except seeking favour! (Atm machine?) But no2 is caring even helped u in skuul but long distance,notin is permenent u guys can always reunite, dnt just be a mugu please,its clearly no1 is a gold digger, gosh... I hate Gold diggerz
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Ask ; What Are We? by skylane: 4:31pm On Apr 23, 2015
So sex is no more a lovers thing again its now a friends (just) things abi? I dnt know hw this world hav become disdays, I will neva trust my girlfriend with anoda guy dat is just a friend with her,cos of peeps like u,may God hav mercy
Romance › Re: Twenty-one (21) Unusual Things Men Die For In Women, But Women Don't Know by skylane: 1:27pm On Apr 23, 2015
OgaInnocent:
I just want to give a rundown of about twenty-one things about women, though not so obvious and usual, but men crave for them.

1. The Beautiful voice that always picks the call "Hi "

2. The well packaged, sweet-smelling long hair that he can always use his finger to run through it.

3. The soft hands holding him while walking on the street.

4. The beautiful image that he sees when he mistaking opens your door while you are changing clothes.

5. The powerless girl that tries to beat him up in *** When you tease him and behave sweetly one second and turn into a spoilt, noisy brat the next second!

6. When you initiate *** or take whole control of the whole thing.

7. The beautiful figure he always sees playing with puppies and bingos.

8. The cheerful and gorgeous baby running from far, opening her arms to give him a one-in-a-million 360 degrees (hug).

9. The loving and caring girl that refuses to leave him alone in the hospital bed.

10. The smooth and sumptuous oranges (bre**t) upon which the head is laid any time he is troubled or sad.

11. The soft, smooth fingers caressing and dressing the recently-shaved beards.

12. The long fingers with that red painting on the nails removing pimples from the rugged face :-)

13. The figure he sees fanning him in such a hot afternoon, smiling at the same time.

14. The voice that always says, "honey your food is ready", "he dear, come and take your bathe, your water is getting cold".

15. The beautiful voice that sings from the choir stand on sundays.

16. The beautiful damsel disturbing and tickling him any time he wants to sleep or read a book.

17. When she's eats that special food she likes and the smiles that follows the mmm...m

18. The girl that adores him publicly before his firends.

19. The way you walk out of the bed room in the morning lackadaisically and clumsily after the night that you guyz "prayed" lolz. :_)

20. The girl always getting jealous and asking him about that particular girl in his workplace.

21. When you make up funny nicknames and pet names and address your boyfriend using those words while laughing at the same time.

22. ETC.


http://www.ogainnocent.com/2015/04/twenty-one-21-unusual-things-men-die.html
I like number 8-that one scatters my brain like tornado,
9-dis one is for sure,makes my love stronger 4 her
14-i love food more than sex it,definitly am crazy abt dis
18-it makes me feel Good
20-i love it wen a girl is jealous abt me,
Nice topic op
Webmasters › Re: List Of Top Search Engines In The World by skylane: 12:59pm On Apr 23, 2015
bynat:
Wow,first to comment. grin
r u in gwarinpa? Ur window design is like dat of ours
Romance › Re: How A Face Book Girl Brought Out Her Facebook Chat To The Public by skylane: 3:49pm On Apr 22, 2015
searching4love:
undecided

I PITY THE GULLIBLE WOMAN WRAPPER MEN WHO WILL EVENTUALLY MARRY THESE HARLOTS CALLED NIGERIAN GIRLS. NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE THE WORST SET OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD. NO MANNERS, NO BRAIN, NO DIGNITY. ALL THEY KNOW IS TO SCAM GULLIBLE MEN WITH FAKE LOVE AND RIP OFF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY USING THEIR SMELLY AND STINKING PUSSSIES undecided. THEY JUMP FROM DICK TO DICK SHAMELESSLY LIKE THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. NO NIGERIAN GIRL IS WORTH A SANE MAN'S LOVE. THEY ARE BETTER TREATED LIKE TRASH AND USED AS SEXX TOYS AND DUMPED. IF YOU WANT TO FIND TRUE LOVE, GO FOR A FOREIGN GIRL SO YOU CAN HAVE PEACE OF MIND.


#team foreign girls cool
this is the best comment ever!!! I don't know wat naija gals feel like,mona lisa?mtcwhhhh go to oda african countriies dia girls are chasing guys who doesn't even hav money dey don care,send dem message dey will answer, just d oda day I was chatting with jenifer lopez and selena gomez dey were replying my messages just as a fan,talkless of this nonetities we hav here forming,shape dey no get fine dem no fine, dating nigerian gals? No no 4 me
Romance › Re: 5 Dedicated Things Dumb Boyfriends Do For Their Madame by skylane: 6:03pm On Apr 21, 2015
TrishaP:
Lol.. sounds like my bro.
lol really? Well actually especially number 5 and 3 chai I can pardon number 3 afta heavy lashing but number 5 is unpardonable,and attracts death by firing squad!
Romance › Re: 5 Dedicated Things Dumb Boyfriends Do For Their Madame by skylane: 5:52pm On Apr 21, 2015
I will disown that brother or son,
Romance › Re: Who's Truely A Real Man?? by skylane: 4:54pm On Apr 21, 2015
Hmmmmm nice working on myself
Romance › Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by skylane: 1:18pm On Apr 21, 2015
AmyMarins:
Wat hapund to Jabi lake? We can start from there.
hmmmmmmmm dats thoughtful of you,where I live in abj city is not far from the lake view so u choose wen u want to video me pull it,am in gwarinpa estate and you?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Witch Doctor And The Man City Under The Sea by skylane: 10:22am On Apr 21, 2015
denzmark:
Wow how did u go there do u mind sharing more brother
its was a trance,but I knew I wasn't sleeping,and I was alone in my room that very night,the room was extremely dark,den suddenly I was in a trance,where I saw a very beautiful lady,unlike any eva seen b4(although in the spirit I recognise her as she been bethrothed to me as my wife b4 I came into to this world) came and took me into the sea.I tell you its a complete different world,skycrapers even beautiful dan las vegas usa,she took me to her palace,and started begging neva to go bak to the world again,dat she wants me her as king blah blah,but a voice said in me dat if I agree I wud be dere 4eva,and I started saying jesus in my mind,she knew dat I wanted to scream jesus she was begging me not to say dat name here,that she doesn't want to loose me again,but I screamed it loud and she was shaking up and down dat was how I returned here if not I wudnt have woken up that morning,this happen february 2010,I av had many with experiences with dis lady,she even went as faras warning any girl I start dating to stay clear of me or face her! Atimes in their dreams atimes physically wen dey are alone,she once brutally attacked one of my ex dat I was having midnight call with on the spot my Ex was in coma 4 almost 24hrs,after giving her several warnings,my brother its a thread on its own,my brother its real.I av seen it even as little as a pond has a marine kingdom dere
Christianity Etc › Re: The Witch Doctor And The Man City Under The Sea by skylane: 11:13pm On Apr 20, 2015
I don't doubt anything on the post,except the beast,anywhere inthe bible where a beast is mentioned it means government,horns means authorities etc so a beast will come out of the sea means a government will come that will rule this world that will usher in the antichrist! And 4 d city under sea I personally av been dere couple of times,dey av inventions yet to be seen on earth,this city is actually the most beautiful on earth,with skyscrapers everywhere,d frst time I saw dis I was bewildered,but thank God am free,even all this fashion comes from the sea,but only blind ppl will ignore or counter this as superstitious,we have to give our life to christ deres a war coming against the left behind humans after rapture,it wud be notin neva seen b4
Christianity Etc › Re: Advice Needed. by skylane: 10:39pm On Apr 20, 2015
My dear friend,I can feel your pain,I can sense it from the words that u choose,but I want to encourage you,believe me there are ppl who av seen worst than you are seeing now but are world leaders today because dey neva gave up,remember the children of the isrealites were in egypt 4 400yrs,b4 dey were liberated,and not onlydat dey dey were in the wilderness 4 4oyrs b4 reaching canaan land,my dear broda let no your heart be troubled says the lord,your prayers are answered,God is preparing it 4 u,and I tell u if only u will neva giv up live like Job in the bible,I promise you bro,God we show you his salvation.just read psalm chapter 50 you will see what I mean, please neva givup derrs a reward 4 you,God has answered your prayers in Jesus name Amen
Business › Re: Transportation Business Owners Let's Meet Here by skylane(op): 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2015
godsowninvest:
look for pple who are already in d Biz and discuss one one, DAT is d best way
thanks very much bro am looking for that's y I extended it here also I belive it wud be faster,but thanks
Romance › Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by skylane: 2:45pm On Apr 20, 2015
AmyMarins:
To gwan take a bath in the atlantic ocean..........now, that'll make me no he has a great sense of humour
hmmmmm too bad no atlantic ocean in abuja, wud av even swim with d sharks while you video it,now hw abt dat
Nairaland General › Re: (screenshot) A Nairalander's Conversation Wit Some S.africans by skylane: 1:40pm On Apr 20, 2015
I go find this animal-f**cking-bitch dat just finished having sex with her gradma! On facebook make i blaster her now now!! That guy no get mouth see as d gal finnisham! Smh I go still blaster him too. Brb
Business › Transportation Business Owners Let's Meet Here by skylane(op): 11:24am On Apr 20, 2015
I am aspiring to start a transportation biz here in abuja,although am inexperienced.please I wud like those who have gone thru this path share light on this, am interested in starting with having motorcycles running and paying me weekly,then keke,followed by taxi,please I need contribution of ideas thanks
Romance › Re: My Wedding Date Without My Consent. Is This A Healthy Sign? by skylane: 10:46am On Apr 20, 2015
He is arrogant and over bossy,he sees a wife as a junior student instead of a complete part of himself, dnt wait 4 anyone to tell u dat u will just be his wife in public but his younger sister in the house,open ur eyes
Romance › Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by skylane: 10:38am On Apr 20, 2015
So what way are we to attract women? Even animals have dias Eg male turkey spreads up and down its feathers 4 females,male frog croaks to attract,cocks dances infront of chickens to attract,agama lizard(red neck)nods its head up and down to attract,male kangaroos flexes its muscles to attract,some bird sings melodiously to attract its females.so what will man do?
Romance › Re: 10 Simple Things Guys Do To Deceive Girls.. Which Won't Stop After Reading This by skylane: 10:29am On Apr 20, 2015
damseyl:
...So you think I will like you if you are not clean, you don't smell good, bored etc ??

....
abeg my sis u make sense jare,not like oda sisters here trying to seek attention, they shud just Bleep that shut up
Crime › Re: Nigerian Reportedly Attacked In Johannesburg by skylane: 3:19pm On Apr 19, 2015
jamex93:
Kaduna
e no far nw
Crime › Re: Nigerian Reportedly Attacked In Johannesburg by skylane: 3:00pm On Apr 19, 2015
jamex93:
Tru talk o angry angry
am in gwarinpa abj where u
Crime › Re: Nigerian Reportedly Attacked In Johannesburg by skylane: 2:29pm On Apr 19, 2015
jamex93:
I support u
lol
Crime › Re: Nigerian Reportedly Attacked In Johannesburg by skylane: 8:41am On Apr 19, 2015
jamex93:
where is my crack n kill
guy I have RPGs care to reach dia embassy? Atleast hint our brodas to leave their embassy b4 we launch an offensive
Crime › Re: Nigerian Reportedly Attacked In Johannesburg by skylane: 8:39am On Apr 19, 2015
ginawest:
if u truly did it,den thumbs up to u.
notin as sweet as wen a woman is behind u thanks my-lady *doffs hat* but ill be more inspired if u join me or atleast come and watch me bring down the next mast
Romance › Re: I Seriously Think My 'girl Friend' Is Possessed... Advice Needed by skylane: 12:08am On Apr 19, 2015
fellis:
I want to know everything about them wink

Don't worry your head about the reason for my curiosity.
okay any question u wanna know ask
Romance › Re: I Seriously Think My 'girl Friend' Is Possessed... Advice Needed by skylane: 11:59pm On Apr 18, 2015
fellis:
Hmm... Interesting.

Am still learning sha smiley
u still haven't explain why u are learning about dem.although its gud to know such and keep,
Romance › Re: I Seriously Think My 'girl Friend' Is Possessed... Advice Needed by skylane: 11:46pm On Apr 18, 2015
Dere are actually mermaids o even mamanS, just that it takes a spiritual eye seer to to indentify them
Romance › Re: I Seriously Think My 'girl Friend' Is Possessed... Advice Needed by skylane: 11:43pm On Apr 18, 2015
fellis:
^^^Thanks for sharing.
sorry if mine doesn't sound do interesting sad but I have seen people with some of the qualities I wrote of in the post I submitted before. Pple who like water, act advanced for their age, read others easily and so forth. That's about it.
Whether they are actually mermaids I don't know.
there are some ppl good in reading ppl,advanced for their age naturally,but u have to be spiritually involved with one b4 u can confirm one as such
Crime › Re: Nigerian Reportedly Attacked In Johannesburg by skylane: 11:21pm On Apr 18, 2015
am not suprised Jesus predicted all these,he's near to come, but b4 dat *looks around 4 sharp cutting metal,picks it*incase those people in gwarinpa start experiencing mtn network problem I have dismantled that mtn mast close to my house atleast that's my frst step b4 marching to dia embassy
Christianity Etc › Re: What The Bible Say About Purgatory? by skylane: 11:14pm On Apr 18, 2015
godofwar666:
we cant say it depend on your believe, what do u think?
well my believe is that there is none purgatory, jesus spoke abouut hell and heaven but neva purgatory
Romance › Re: I Seriously Think My 'girl Friend' Is Possessed... Advice Needed by skylane: 11:05pm On Apr 18, 2015
fellis:
Share urs first cry
av had many let me start with this- I remember in.december 2009 while I was half awake and asleep,alone in my room,I felt a strange presence in my room but was paralyzed to move,then I saw a beautifull girl very I mean very beautiful girl appeared kissed me and took me straight into the waters(ocean) its anoda world anoda city,beautiful very beautiful gold allover the place,she was explaining to me that I am home blah bblah, I even saw some ppl who I recognise only in dreams but neva met dem real life here on earth,but in dat dream I knew dem,dey were like "hey u went and u don't want to come bak again blah blah"I was there 4 like 20 years b4. I woke up, its just 10hrs here, that was wen I noticed the time difference,I had to pray hard o hmm canneva forget. Wat abt urs

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