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Wife beaters get behind me

Hannysmilez:
I would greet him,to show him I have respect. Then maybe ask him a question,like what street that is or something.

Love ur boldness....u spoke the truth

NOoOOOOO!



opposite

leave that girl,...

search for a new one

space booked

the only person u can talk to here is ur brother....dont approach his wife....and pls dont become the worst enemy of husband and wife.

ZeeAfrica:
Reading all de above makes me feel bad, as if there is something wrong wit me, or maybe i just love sex too much i dnt know. For me, i have never been in a case wer i come befor a guy, for me i always wana go on and on until he gets tired and is de one wanting to stop on his on. My boo even sometimes gets angry wen i start waking him up during his rest, coz he wil b feeling tired, and i will b feeling something dat i dnt understand, which makes me want him more and more. Serously guys, i realy have never been in such a situation, and de problem is dat i love exploring so much, which sometimes is good, bt sometimes is a bit bad and dengerous

Wetin?.......na food?

MondeLuv:
Waiting for sexperts

Why wait


When uve got the praticalsperts here...come on baby am all urs.

thats so so so low.

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

I never knew u had sense,...*wipe tears*


Untill today....

*tears of joy* **claps for her* this lady needs a good holiday in abu dabi.

layla129:
Lol, some peace

Yeah.....

B!tch(pls don take offense) is coming back to plead, but i aint ready to go back into dat sh!t.




Fifa 16 is more lovelier than her.

fleeky:
Ok...thanks

Ywc.......would do same for my kid sister.

true,..

And i hope this same poster creat topic like

LADIES PLS STOP VIEWING MARRAIGE AS AN ESCAPE ROUTE FROM POVERTY!

give it time baby, its just a month old. And most of us menfolks dont say i love u, we rather show it in our actions..but then i will advice u to give it a lil time and study ur beu and dont jus fall deeply inlove...and pls stop acting like the immature girl who is insecure.


Jus trynna help.

firstking01:
SameHere tho, but i'm just being optimistic anyways.

yeah Thats the word for it...optimistic.
Now i get what uve said, i understand now

i prefer my console all day to my nagging and money demanding ex

i hope linda ikeji is hearing this oo.


Always putting lubbish in naija babes hearts.

firstking01:
Lol...We still have some good girls by the way.

If u say,...



But am yet to see that good one in all my love, romance and sex stories maybe they are yet to be born in my region.

i cant say for the foreing babes..




But i know the op is 100% correct, and i stand to be corrected,..

am yet to see A naija girl (except the younger ones who are yet experienced) that will gladly tell her boo about her sex escapade without having it in the back of their minds that he is gonna lose that trust and maybe even the love.

firstking01:
If a girl truely loves you and she cheats on you, she will tell you...especially if it was un-intentional.

My real guy, na u dey yarn like dis?....



Kai..but u soppose know naija babe na, dem no dey cheat un-intentionaly na.

used to be cos i call it vitamin J (first alphabet of my ex name)



Thank God am delivered now

TECKNOLITES

Ibroboss:
If you knack am ones,blessing,fame and money go dey follow you up and down,try it

Wetin u dey yarn,? Why e never be like dat 4 me my ex na obobo and we still dey knack sometimes

osedvgirl:
Oh boy, who is that no.2, jeezzzz, on this nairaland, *freezing mheennn, ushhhh wait o, the way this guys are cute, are they cute down below too, chai chai chai, who will i woo now o

misspicy, come and see what am seeing o, come and fan me

remove that india boy jor

Shatap!



You noticed him because of the ride......


Naija babe sha.

firstEVA:
is it true that there is this stench of garlic in your breath?

U got kicking the air on my back




But u damm right baby....



whats with the straskokosshit (sorry cant even spell) guy anyway?

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
I don't believe in curses. Dude, live your life joor, nothing will happen, never marry out of sympathy. This is the same kind of advice that the feminists on nairaland will give if a girl magas a guy for six years and leaves with a rich dude, so what is good for the goose...

Oh myGod.........oH LORDY!........LORDY!


my u know wetin dey play....



na man u be

i didnt read it all,










But i know u dam right.

thats how they lose the serious men

damm......painfull.......a more worst fate to her killers....






OP and SO whats the moral?

amokeme:
jealous or tries to pull you down because of his esteem issues

Then u misunderstood the drill.....



ANY MAN WHO TRULY LOVES U WONT WANT TO SEE UR DOWNFALL,,.WEAKLING OR WHATEVER.

you this poster what the heck are trynna say?..ok




Stay with a woman that earns higher and maybe even foots bills more than u do and see the way she loses respect for you.



Common 20k my ex gave to me(borrowed) we no hear word again. That was the worst intinidation ive ever experienced and since then i cant see reasons with u.......




Fvck GENDER EQUALITY iTS NEVER GON HAPPEN!

TELEMUNDO EFFECT









The time wey her sisters and mate dey near dai mama and learn, dis one dey palour dey watch TELEMUNDO



Mtcheeeeeeeew