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samflexxy:
No wonder



My ex girlfriend that broke up with me 3 yrs ago just pinged me


Our chat this morning

Girl..baby whatsup
Me..baby ke which day that one start?
Girl... Ah ah ah you're been rude and childish
Me...ok don't be annoyed sha, but you know since we broke up you've been avoiding me
Girl...don't mind me jor in fact that's the reason I ping you
Me....why
Girl....i want us to come back 2geda
Me.....wow, that will be g8t, but why?
Girl.....you knw that I love you now I only broke up with you then cause you where broke
Me.....but am still broke.
Girl....mtcheeeeeeeew I even thought your situation have changed idiot broke asss nigga like you, in fact I re breakup with you fool





Mehn this tina girl na die o

kallmemrB:
u mean been honest makes me a woman wrapper...then ur more confused than I imagined

Prixus:
I wonder how those who have been wooing will feel when they find out that the angels they think they love are something else totally. as elantraceey
said...nl n it's unending drama...

englishmart:

Well it depends on the girl(s). I've actually lost count on the number of girls that have asked me out. And I can't remember saying no to any of them

thankyouJesus:
This is for broke, lazy and jobless nigga, no pun intended.
Number one secret of success is effective and judicious use of the time, no vision (career, academics, ambitious e.t.c) oriented person will embark on futile mission.
#thisisjustmycharitycommentandopinion.
I say no to poverty.

badassProdigy:
posting d babe nude pics online...

2SWT:
Nice write up

but how did you become a specialist in women affairs ?

AllNaijaBlogger:
I actually like the guy. The problem is that he has been treated as a celebrity king on Nairaland so much that he is not used to criticism.

banjicom:
How are u even sure the S5 is not a china phone

kristina1:
Who still use 2go this days??

prettyjo:
OK seen

Rapsainot:
wetin dey laugh you too?

Rapsainot:
wetin dey laugh you?

Rapsainot:
wetin dey laugh you?

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?



A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid



Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense



It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest


Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

Who is this bush man saying poo just because he's guilty of the charge?

vizkiz:
Mr tosyne2much...can you please stop exposing our (guys) secrets to the ladies?
Out of 100 tricks we have, you have already revealed 5% please and please...don't let the guys on NL start aluta because of you o

sammieguze:
But beating a man is?