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May God rekindle your union

This is serious

I have also been scammed


There was this beggar that came into our midst (me and my friends) and disguised as a crippled person. We gave him money and he walked away.. I was so astonished when I saw this acclaimed crippled man walking like an agile person unknown to him that he wasn't out of our sight yet :: smh

Lalasticlala, please don't do partiality for us oooo cos this one too must grace the front page


Met this handsome young dude few years ago. We seemed to love each other but the problem we had was that my parents were the strict type who don't allow male visitors so our prefect place of meeting was his house

On this fateful day, I went to his house and watched movies and we started playing and all that, one this led to another and we started kissing passionately. Before I knew it he began to unbutton my shirt. As a very shy person, I took the courage to inquire if he was sure the door was locked and he said yes.

Barely a minute after I inquired if the door was locked, his dad came in and caught both of us half-unclad. (I no know wetin the man find come oooo). He shook his head in disdain and left the room. At that instance, I was praying for the ground to open and swallow me up cos I felt so embarrassed

Both of us were so ashamed. I was ashamed to leave his house while he was also ashamed to escort me. To make matter worse he dad was at the sitting room watching TV so how was I supposed to pass?

All I can remember was that I waited till night before going to my house after when my dad don use call finish me


Ladies, keep yours coming

Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer

You people have started again this morning

godofwar666:
She still love you... Just relax she's just doing some stuff so dat she will be convince to love you more...... Lay low for now

Are you for real?

Don't let anybody deceive you that she still loves you. That lady is no longer interested in you that's why she's giving you attitude.. If you are expecting her to sit you down and tell you she's no longer interested then you are sleeping on a moving bike


I will just advise you follow the advice given by Marinza, Tosyne2much, Basics007 and Boland. Goodluck

And this brilliant young man is here with his posts again. Tosyne tell me it's a joke that you are a virgin

The write-up is the bitter fact, just that a few points are not so true

I just can't remember that. But I think sometime this year sha

tosyne2much:
You should be in your thirties yet no sense to show for it... I thought you had already given up craving my attention for a very long time.


Wait ooooo !!! Are you not the same dumb ass nincompoop who goes about ass-licking ladies on every thread ?


My advice to you is that, you are too old to be displaying stupidity and fo.olishness on a forum like this. I mean you should be way too matured above doing something you should be correcting the younger ones from doing


At your age, your moniker already exemplifies your childishness and foolishness, so there's no point trading words with you this night


I know that your aim of having my attention dis night is being fulfilled and I know that you are happy


I've got day full of frantic activities in school, so it's high time I rested. Time is money. There's no point spending my time typing poo with a pathetic low life eeediot like you

This is the last reply you will get from me dis nyt


Goodnyt

Tosin this is too much biko. Please kindly take it easy on him

This is nothing but pure fact. Some of them are very dumb that they always mock others by written and spoken English

ivyT:
When its not as if I begged to b spent on,,


At the end_its still a mans world

That's it

harrysterol:
LWKM that will be on the condition that you will be the bride

It's not bad

dharay99:
we both into it, Pele.!!

Haha

Lentulus:
They are both sweet to the same degree.

Its sad that a lot of females don't climax, or don't yet know how to. Self stimulation (in private, Lol) should help for the sexually active...it could help them discover a lot about their own bodies

Well said

dharay99:
yea..definitely, will even give a great testimony in church on Sunday.

Pervert alert

harrysterol:
treasure needs colourful ceremony

Would you want your colourful wedding to be like this ?

I don't know if I'm the only one that have noticed this

When some guys spend on ladies, it gives them massive boast of confidence to initiate sex afterwards

When many of them have not spent a penny on you, they try to be gentlemen but as soon as they provide your needs or settle your bills, it increases their ego and they exhibit nothing-goes-for-nothing character

Note: I'm not trying to say every guy does this cos it will be silly of me to generalize

Bashers and derailers are all welcomed


Please air your views

dharay99:
yea I ain't, yhu just gonna av to enlarge urs cus we are gonna av a problem wid dat too.

After enlarging it, will that make you happy ?

dharay99:
funny yhu.

It's really funny and I'm sure you aint different

Confession time

I'm learning

This picture is really funny

Bosom is now a criteria for selecting a future partner...This is serious.

hifaif:
I write only the truth, baby. ONLY the truth.

Alryt !

Hope you are gud ?

Inspiring post

Very funny.. I couldn't but laugh

Very difficult question

I can't just because we share the same genotype