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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by skywalker888(f): 3:10pm On Jan 14, 2015

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?

A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid

Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense

It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest

Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

Who is this bush man saying poo just because he's guilty of the charge?

who is this bush man saying poo because he's guilty of the charge ?

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ireneony(f): 3:12pm On Jan 14, 2015

this broke niggah be like

Akranez:

gold diggers be like...

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 14, 2015

farano:
Idle hands make one broke.

lool
na popsy dey bring the dough na,so technically, you are wrong.

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by chimerase2: 3:13pm On Jan 14, 2015

vizkiz:
dehm...guys yaf suffer for tosin hand

his also talking from experience grin

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by jaybee3(m): 3:18pm On Jan 14, 2015

skywalker888:
who is this bush man saying poo because he's guilty of the charge ?

Na me be the bush man ooo but pictures (@ your dp) don't lie sha tongue

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by tosyne2much(m): 3:18pm On Jan 14, 2015

KiidaACE:
Tosyne on point.
But if one is still living under his/her parents wealth,can the person be considered broke?

in as much as you are still living with them, brokeness is allowed .. # me sef still dey my papa house na

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jan 14, 2015

ireneony:
this broke niggah be like

This gold digger niggress be like..

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by chimerase2: 3:19pm On Jan 14, 2015

Dos days wen we send gals be it ma gal friend or side chick it is pertinent for her to call me to appreciate it undecided

But now I dnt send ma gal credit cus she is not broke neither is she a begger just like most gals u see everiwia even in romanceland undecided

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jan 14, 2015

skywalker888:
who is this bush man saying poo because he's guilty of the charge ?

*checks her profile picture*

chaiii..diaris godu o..
grin

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jan 14, 2015

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?

A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid

Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense

It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest

Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

Nice response. Succinctly put

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by chimerase2: 3:21pm On Jan 14, 2015

jaybee3:

Na me be the bush man ooo but pictures (@ your dp) don't lie sha

sista mgbeke in display grin

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by chimerase2: 3:23pm On Jan 14, 2015

Akranez:

*checks her profile picture*

chaiii..diaris godu o..

brotherly believe u me I was flabbergasted wen I did likewise grin

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ireneony(f): 3:23pm On Jan 14, 2015

...only a guy that is broke and with big tummy talk like this

Akranez:

This gold digger niggress be like..

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by obaayo2: 3:23pm On Jan 14, 2015

If a guy is broke all hell breaks lose..but when a girl is broke,nobody seems to care..haha,why?

I sure know that no condition is permananent....ritababe,i see u

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by LewisO: 3:24pm On Jan 14, 2015

Akranez:

gold diggers be like...

Nice one enlight her!

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by LewisO: 3:27pm On Jan 14, 2015

Akranez:

*checks her profile picture*

chaiii..diaris godu o..

That her dp sucks. grin

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by whizqueen(f): 3:27pm On Jan 14, 2015

Absolutely correct.

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 14, 2015

ireneony:
...only a guy that is broke and with big tummy talk like this

Only a lazy áss gold digger talk like this..

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 14, 2015

ireneony:
broke guys be like

police name this girl KILL that guy (jaybee3) tongue

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jan 14, 2015

LewisO:
That her dp sucks.

Ermm..Ermmm...Ermmm

I didn't say nothing bro lipsrsealed

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jan 14, 2015

Aprime:
As a chronic broke guy myself, I only hate your nerve for generalising such stupidity.

no.1 tho

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Tallesty1(m): 3:31pm On Jan 14, 2015

tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude.

False. Money is not the key to happiness and You are confusing being broke with being poor. Being broke is a temporal situation, being poor is constant, it’s suffocating and it’s permanent
tosyne2much:
Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say
Broke guys won't hate you but poor guys definitely will this time.

tosyne2much:
Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree

Here I go
Ok

tosyne2much:
10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness #
A lady who doesn't ask for anything deserves everything. Every guy, poor or rich wants a lady that doesn't demand.
tosyne2much:
2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness #.
lols
tosyne2much:
3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies
you sef, broke guys use big phones but they may not have money for subscription or airtime, poor guys and some rich dudes use torchlight.
tosyne2much:
4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly
height of foolishness
tosyne2much:
5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself.
B4 nko?
tosyne2much:
6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich.
Thats the way it should be.
tosyne2much:
7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself.
He is a real dude. He deserves a medal.
tosyne2much:
8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich.
Sure. Most of them are like monitoring spirits, they call once in a while just incase.
tosyne2much:
9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket
Truth and common sense.
tosyne2much:
10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers
100000% true. Women don't run after unsuccessful men

tosyne2much:
Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours

Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

weldone. I will give 5/10.

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:36pm On Jan 14, 2015

Akranez:

*checks her profile picture*

chaiii..diaris godu o..

checks the said dp**

f. a. I. n. t. s.

grin

w a k e s

you just made me waste 2mins of my life with very precious 2mb loading a missile in disguise of a dp.

some girls sha...if only they can be as beautiful as the words they type

f a I n t s a g a I n

cheesy

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by LewisO: 3:37pm On Jan 14, 2015

farano:
Say NO to broke dudes

Farano. Why?? Why?? if your fellow lady can say this why can't u say that? embarassed

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by ireneony(f): 3:40pm On Jan 14, 2015

broke guys be like

Akranez:

Only a lazy áss gold digger talk like this..

assfreak abeg come carry this broke niggah commot for here
poor guy cry

...please take heart grin

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jan 14, 2015

Akranez:

This gold digger niggress be like..

I can smell your brokenness...

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:47pm On Jan 14, 2015

ireneony:
broke guys be likeassfreak abeg come carry this broke niggah commot for here
poor guy ...please take heart

Buhahahahaha.

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2015

ireneony:
broke guys be likeassfreak abeg come carry this broke niggah commot for here
poor guy ...please take heart

softysparky:

I can smell your brokenness...

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Odunharry(m): 3:48pm On Jan 14, 2015

softysparky:

I can smell your brokenness...

hmmm

Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Odunharry(m): 3:50pm On Jan 14, 2015

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?

A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid

Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense

It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest

Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

jaybee i don tire for list for nairaland

i just hate when some ladies believe it a must a guy spend on them and it their right to recieve...
It a relationship and not a job.

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jan 14, 2015

chimerase2:
brotherly believe u me I was flabbergasted wen I did likewise

You are a man of God oooo.

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Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Odunharry(m): 3:51pm On Jan 14, 2015

jaybee3:
How do you even come up with all these ridiclulous gibberish?

A well trained girl don’t go into relationships and starts making demands like it’s her freaking birth right. Most girls that demand as well as have a false sense of entitlement are always in the relationship for personal gains. We aren’t stupid

Why would you invest in something then be comfortable when dividends ain’t coming ya way? makes no damn sense

It’s perfectly reasonably for some rich folks not to embrace the foolishness that comes along with constant relentless pursuit of ever changing phone technology. So long as the phone can provide the basic functions that phones are meant to do then GBAM. At the end of the day wealthy folks don’t indulge in things that wouldn’t necessary ad zeros to their bank account. Invest Invest Invest

Yes money isn’t everything. Loyalty and trust which is very rare is

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