₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
...bro u sound like a edddiot...i am single...dint u hear me say am a plaYA?..fooool!!!(no oofeinse)

Stop lying. You are married and you live in council house with with your five children in Peckham. Sorry to burst your bubble. I'm booking my annual leave to coincide with your next visit to Nigeria.

Your wife is sweet and I'm scared she might give me diabetes. That PlayStation that keeps your kids busy was bought by me.
I like them.

MrCork:
i enjoy sleeepin wit other peoples wife evey time i go to Nigeria on Holidays...whats the big deal sef?

I enjoy sleeping with your wife everytime you travel to Nigeria.

Looks like a transgender Wesley Snipes.

Palmwinetapper:
then why are men dying for her. Why does she manage to have a 23 year old boyfriend

Silly and randy men 'die' for her. Those who want her only do because they want to help her toy boy run down her wrinkly Kitty. Those men will run when there's nothing more and when her wells are all dried up. None of them want her for any serious thing. She isn't the type. She's so vain, hedonistic and silly to be taken serious.

waxxydude:
Figure9. I frigging hate that stature big boobs slim azss.
Turn off...

She hasn't got it. No sex appeal at all. Her physique is as bad as her heart. All fake. Delusional as well and very jealous

Her friend Sara Ofili is beautiful with better figure.

Palmwinetapper:
Munachi abii the 28 year old ex beauty queen sure did stun in her friend Giselle's wedding. She carried the show with her beauty.

28 year old wetin?? See as you resemble Nepa pole!! I wonder what men see in you and how a man's D will ever rise to a someone like you.

Palmwinetapper:
Look at the 28 year old ex beauty queen stunning like virgin mary

Ewu.....pedophile. That small boy has opened eyes. Told you. You haven't seen anything yet.

Palmwinetapper:
Boys can be pigs

Shatap. I told you that you are too old for him. You are a pedophile. Go and meet your mates. Ain't you the one that keep cursing people's parents here for telling you the truth?

He hasn't started breaking your heart. He will smash it, grind it and let the desert wind in Dubai disperse the evil powders to hot uninhabitable places.

loomer:
Na wa to you o.

Meaning?? Yea I might not approve of what she is doing but hell yea, I find her hot and sexy.....you got problem with that??

Beremx:
The fool was born and raised in Enugu yet he has the mind to murder his hosts.

Wicked!

He was probably born and bred at owerri road Asata Enugu or in Oba street Ogui Enugu. There are many of them in that area and they all speak Igbo very well.

loomer:
Question

Sexy ke

Yes.

nikkypearl:
what with the lap in the first picture

What about the lap? They are rounded, meaty and sexy.

loomer:
See lap with stretch marks

So?

Dyt:
Nice make up sha
The artist tried

That child look like a victim of child abuse. I don't think that was the work of a makeup artist.

Babaneh:
I hail naija ooo.... Either you are Britico or Americana, you will surely understand naija english

Saw it on bbm..

CNN vs BBC...i prefer BBC.
Voice of America vs BBC radio...I pick BBC radio.

Knickers is an under wear for women...it is same as panties.

millionboi:
See lie.....bloggers

Yea it might be a lie but it happens.

Watch these two Togolese Yoruba men dancing and performing some gay rituals.

dustmalik:
^^This. Some people will not see the wisdom in what you are saying, but this is the fact. The people who committed atrocities in Uzo-uwani should be fished out and brought to book. For those who are advocating for unnecessary violence, trust me, it's your people that would suffer the most. If you think you know violence, then you have no idea.

Who are you going to fish out? The men who committed that act were aided by the police/military. The guns and ammo used to carry out were either provided by the military at the point of attack or hidden in Dangote trucks with cows protecting them. The nations security were aware of all these. The men who committed the crime are being protected in the barracks and their miyetti Allah chief knows the men and their whereabout.

Awgu people who wanted to protect their people were arrested by the army and it took the intervention of Ugwuanyi to set them free. Ugwuanyi should wise up and stop being a fluffy teddy bear. Ugwuanyi is too polite and too bum licking to be the governor of the state at this time. It's time for people to sit up and be counted. Do unto the fulanis as they are doing onto you. Nigeria security forces are rubbish and very inefficient when it has to do with Fulani attacks. Indigenes of towns should form vigilantes like it's done in Anambra. If the army and police can't protect you, you don't have to wait for Fulani soldiers to do that. Those who carried out mile 12 attacks were assisted by the police and army.

Ipob should stop their noise making and act. I believe they had their own intelligence but didn't act. Protests don't achieve anything in Nigeria. Fulanis are not ghosts, towns and villages should get their own security and vigilantes.

Beremx:
President Muhammadu Buhari gives me reasons every time why i regretted voting and campaigning for him.

just imagine him not taking national issues seriously. I am so angry right now.


nobody should just quote me!!

Stop wailing and be happy. Buhari is doing the job you elected him for. Give him your support and be ready to cast your vote for him in the next presidential election.

The next Fulani attack will be in your village and Rochas will lead them there.

drmikeadams:
..no take am serious...one chik opened similar thread about one stingy male banker that collected 100 hundred change ...the op is just playing around..

I liked his post. , he was just being sarcastic and wants to sample people's opinion about the one lady who called bankers stingy.

I think he should date the nairalander with name that sounds like Jidekatakata.

otemanuduno:
Yes I said so and I accepted that those prophecies failed. Now over to the numerous ones which were fulfilled... did you see Suárez overtake RONALDO in top scorer chart? Celebrate that with me joor!

My advice to you is to stop deceiving people. I warned gullible minds here to be careful of what they read on here and to take the posts with a pinch of salt. You know what you are doing is wrong. You know you lack the credibility to make certain pronouncements here yet for some reasons best known to you, you have persisted in these lies that you call prophecies.

otemanuduno:
Did you just watch the 4 goals scored by my loving Suárez? Makes 8 goals for him in two consecutive games. May I say that Suárez winning the top scorer prophecy is fulfilled already too? Makes it 11 fulfilled prophecies.

BELIEVE THE PROPHET OF BALL AND PROSPER!!!

Stop deceiving gullible minds with your so called prophecies. You have started again.,

Didn't you say that Tottenham Hotspur would win the league? Didn't you say that Chelsea would beat psg?, didn't you say that Man City would not progress in the champions league against Dynamo?, didn't you say that Ighalo and lukaku would emerge the top scorers?

Mister stop deceiving people.

Openatyn:
Its a fake picture, anyone carrying that kind of breast will definitely have a bending posture not as straight as that.

I concur. Even Bagco sack no fit hold those jumbo melons like that. The bra is lace, seems very fragile as well. This is fake photo. That girl would have been a celebrity by now as the youngest endowed teenager with her name in Guinness book of records.

Brigadier7:
I know you can do the RN Program but for the BSN I will get more info from somebody and back to you as soon as I can!!

What about courses like radiography?

ipledge10:
Lol...these are basic formulars... thought am gonna see some mad formulas

The post says "35 common equations"

You termed them "basic formulars"...

I think common means basic. I like this thread, it brought back memories and I'm sure those who don't particularly like chemistry or science would still find some aspects of it helpful...like converting Fahrenheit to centigrade and vice versa.

I'm loving this....

The real architects should please stand up and be counted. Contact nos would be helpful as well.

Beremx:
So Peter Obi ,the greatest Igbo bigot can come to Lagos and commission project?

Issokay o!

Were you expecting Ambode or Oba lagoon to open the hospital?

Those guys should be commended for their efforts and vision, that's what a responsible government should be doing not taxing them indiscriminately at every opportunity and closing down their shops and businesses.

How about this...

BlackTechnology:
Now it is confirmed they are real soldiers, the war has to be taken to the military

Fulani invasion and all troubles associated with them have always been assisted or carried out by Nigeria military or police. Those Fulani herdsmen don't have the capacity to carry out such well planned and often brutal attacks.

Palmwinetapper:
. Smelly Nigerian leave me alone!!!

Palmwinetapper:
you are a disgrace to your wicked mother. Muna is only 28. When did your wretched mother spit you out?

I forgive you and will continue to advice you to stop mentioning people's mother for whatever reasons. Anytime you do that, your own mother feels the pain you are trying to dish out. You'll never get it because you are empty brained, badly raised and with severe mental illness. Stop laying thorns and traps on your path. They won't hurt anyone apart from you.

Palmwinetapper:
he was in school in Dubai. Somewhere you smelly Nigerian will never go!!! You are so bitter. You hate a women you've never met. You are not on her level and can never be!!!!!

Munachi, com on, you are suffering from inferiority complex. I can't believe you typed the above. So Dubai has turned out to be a place where 'we smelly Nigerians' can never go?

... What is the name of his school? What did he study? Which school did you graduate from btw? What did you study in school? I don't want to brag but I can write and appeal to Seun and one or two people here to help with your education as apart from inferiority complex, you seem to be afflicted with some other complexes which bother on crudity and lack of proper education and training.

I can help with your refinement. Beauty without brain and character is disaster and fading beauty without brain and character equal....(pls complete the sentence)

Let me ask you, I think someone asked you this question before? What languages do you speak? How many languages can Munachi speak?

cionon:
I am christain. I wasn't discussing marital issues with her. I was trying to conceive then. So I met her for advice on her she conceived her after 5years of marriage. That's how it went. He is really serious with the divorce. I don't want the divorce. I have begged him for another chance to change where I wronged him. But he has bluntly refused.

The hand writing has always been on the wall. You have refused to acknowledge it and act on it. You argue all the time, exchange hot words. He womanizes to such an extent that she joked about magun. You forgave his unfaithfulness, he also has low motility sperm cells yet it hasn't stop him from wasting and abusng his limited and troubled reserve on other women.

Are you chained to him. If you think you can cure him, go ahead otherwise leave and do something meaningful with your life before it's too late.