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Francis95:
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What kind of attire is that?

042 guys don't dress like that. You seem to have stickers and badges all over your dress.

What are you advertising?

...And what's with the jackets? Don't you guys feel hot wearing that under the hot sun?

I blame ex gov Chime. He destroyed our Polo park with that nonsense shoprite. If I became a governor of Enugu state for one day, I'll demolish that silly shoprite and get our Polo park back. I wonder where our famous River lane boys train.

CUMPOLICE01:


Haha so this biafrans still use naija legendary ghana must o bag....


Op post images of d aircraft and details of the incident.. .

Lalasticlala

Shatap. That's Truckpusher and his ofenmanu friends.

yomalex:
REMITA is a payment software by Systemspecs Limited

Payment software that REMITS money into Remi and Tinubus account. Nice discovery. Ingenious.

naptu2:
"C" is on the 9th row from below. "6" is on the 6th row from below.

Depends how you align your phone.

Mine was on landscape position...

C was on 7th row...16th from the right. Ie on the 7th row, it's on the 16th position of you count from the right to left.

6 is on the 4th row... No 5 if you count from left to right.

N is on top/1st row...5th from right to left.

Funjosh:
Are you guys for real, their is no N in their



Modified

I didn't see the N with Opera browser but I saw it using UCbrowswe

There is. It's the easiest to see.

MoltenMagma:
I still can't see it

O boy, my brain dey age

You can. Maybe you need to align your phone properly. @ abbaapple, maybe this test might work better if the letters and numbers are presented on a large board. It will be difficult to see on a small phone screen.

winetapper:
Hmm I heard you drive range Rover sport €20000 cash and you live in peckam??

Don't mind mr cork. He is an illegal immigrant and a pick pocket in east London.

winetapper:
I did number 7 today

Hope you sort out your immigration issues. All the best. Nothing like giving it out to those immigration enforcement guys when your feet de gidigba with 'correct' documents.

kambili999:
i'm just here to see the men in nairaland who can actually do this

How about inviting and paying for orchestra to sing for us while I asked they question.

Nansense. I won't do that shyte and if I had my way, I would flog any man who does that. My parents didn't and I would not. That's not how we marry.

Coogar could be found. He will leave a massive trail along his devilish path. Has anyone got his photo? He could be stopped forever.

If you have made it, get yourself a younger woman. They have longer shelf life but older women have lots of mileage.

Their oils are bad, irregular and needs changing constantly. They sound very coarse and very bad.They overheat easily and when they do, may Heaven help you.

When you come out of a younger woman, they shut properly, intact and with very nice sound. When you come out of an older woman, their doors keep swinging, make creaky sound and very leaky.

justwise:
No it was because of your tribal comment in that hidden post.

Ok sir, I'm not a bigot though, just a concerned Nigerian who is concerned about our uncles, aunties and grannies n grand dads in the UK.

Seun tell your mods to stop deleting my post. Is it because I said UK immigration should deport yahoo yahoo guys and illegal restaurant workers at woolwich, barking and Peckham as fashola deported some Nigerians and dumped them at onitsha in the dead of the night?

What's wrong with sending home all those old people to unite with the families they left behind more than 50 years ago in osun, Ibadan, akure etc.

Do you people know how much it costs to send people home in boxes.
UK govt is being very generous by offering to transport these Peckham illegal migrants who give Nigeria bad names abroad free flight.

UK should pack them 3 in a seat. They should lap each other and the one being lapped should lap another person.

lifeskilz129:
You and the other guy do not understand english language. The quote is saying that 80% of Africans in london are like that! There are so many kids born tribalistic on this forum!

Not really. It is a subtle way of protecting her lazy Yoruba yahoo guy.

80% actually refers to Yoruba men.

malachytochukwu:
You and this your emergency statistics, haba! Which part of Nigeria do we have that 80% of men are lazy. Please be careful of this kangaroo analysis

The person you quoted is silly to say that 80% of Nigerian men living are like that..

Sorry i have to add this... That sort of behaviour is peculiar to YORUBA men. It does not matter where they live or level of education.

OWAMBE is in their blood and there is nothing any body can do about it. They are the ONLY men that can leave their wives and babies to groove, party, club, spray money they borrowed or won at babaijebu at half naked women around 2am.

Op prove me wrong that you and your family are not YORUBA.

Ibime:
Collect 2 star there my brother. His father was indeed a great man. If not for his father's free immunization program, a lot of the mumu posters on this thread would be suffering from Polio and Yellow fever.

May bow legs, Ikwokirikwo legs and K legs not be your portion, may it not meet any member of your family...iseee....

I love the Kuti family.....however, they are Yoruba and Yorubas and cowardice are like the left hand and buttocks if you know what I mean....Siamese twin thingz..

Obasanjo has Biafra shrapnel in his buttocks,
His son was running away last year from boko and nearly had his scrotal sack blasted by those boys.

The greatest and grand daddy, Aere ona kakanfo of all cowards, whose tears and catarrh depleted all the tissues, toilet rolls, even cement paper bags in Abacha's house is a Yoruba chieftain.

Minister of state for defence Erelu Olusola had heart attack and slumped at the military parade ground when she heard a bang that was not louder than Xmas 'knockout'

No offence bro if you are Yoruba... ...Yoruba should channel their efforts on jumping and tearing people's clothes.

Brig. Gen Kuti would have been a great man like his dad and uncle Ebami Eda if he had stayed the phuck away from Army.

ademusiwa5:
you are illiterate..

Don't mind the illiterate emperor.

I saw Vincent Enyeama's Bentley, was the car your majesty's gift to him? Or did you post the picture because Enyeama is the goal keeper of the national team of the great country of western Nigeria?

Another man from the continent..

These people's drink or food must have been spiked..

They are not Nigerians though.

Ugomba:
As long my Ogwashi Uku/ Aniocha is not part of that Edo history trash; I don't give a f"uck..
Proudly Anioma, Proudly Delta Igbo.

An interesting piece I must say referring to the op but it has lots of inconsistencies.

I don't care what a group of people chose to call themselves or prefer to be addressed by but somethings don't add up here.

Akalaka means 'talent' or literally the marks/lines on the palm in Igbo.Let's assume this man came truly from bini. How could he name his son 'Ihruoha'? Meaning face of the community? Or Ihuoha as Igbos in the hinterland would pronounce it? Hasn't he got his own language?
How do you explain the similarity in language or names and meaning of the names. We are not talking about pre civil war Igbo influence here.

What was an Igbo interpreter doing at that time between the colonialists and the riverine indigenes? How come it was an Igbo man living very further from the seas that was interpreting what both parties were saying? It should have been the other way round.

Interestingly, the chorus or answer given by the indigenes was 'Ekwerulem'...meaning..we have agreed or simply yes. What's the Igbo word for..I agreed or I have agreed? Somebody help me here.

Do the indigenes not have their own language? What language was the ndoni people where bini man Akalaka landed speak?

DaBullIT:
All I ever wanted was a high profile politician to be tried and Jailed

Not only will that leave a record and warning

I am sure they'll start spilling the beans on and about each other's secrets

the more the merrier the better for Nigerians

Supported...They should not forget Dimeji Bankole and als that short man who hid thousands of dollar notes in his Hausa hat...I think his name is lawan..not sure.

McCarlito:
It won't won't be long before he gets back to the rehab...

Guide thy utterances mister lest you be the one to welcome him when he lays on that bed beside yours.

EasternLionn:
So telling the zoo that it will fall is a lie? I think you are the one deceiving yourself, as you do not know what I know.

The Zoo MUST Fall.

Oya spill it. Tell me what you know, I might be convinced to join your squad.

EasternLionn:
Seconded.


The armies of Biafra now, land, air and see is deadlier than Boko haram and zoo forces put together.

There is no way the zoo will not fall.

Bro stop deceiving people with that Biafran army stuff. Stop lying to the public. We don't do violence and bloodshed. It's not in our nature. That doesn't mean we lack the capabilities to wreck serious havoc.

We as a people are victors already. Our conquering flags are all over the place even in boko territories. We are just too occupied and civilised to be acting like medieval savages.

pet4ril:
Impossible. ..something is wrong somewhere

What is impossible? Are you an onye ofe oil?

Post your picture here. I want to check you out and see if your waist is facing south.

ArodewilliamsT:
many yoruba muslims/traitors who heard that lady wouldn't have slept well.

They are having nightmares at the moment. I'm actually in my coven dressed as an oro masquarade chasing lots of them as I type this. There is only one direction for them, lagoon. I don't give up till they are swimming with the crocodiles and lasgidi piranhas.

menix:
Biafra is light..
She jst left darkness for light..

We shall win Seun soon...

Seun is already a Biafran. He knows the right firewood that cooks his meals. Oga Seun, abi I lie?

If I was Seun, I would create multiple accounts. Like ten as an Igbo man or lady, then another ten as Yoruba, ikwerre, anioma or itsekiri.

I'll use those accounts to incite people to spit venoms. Imagine Seun as an Igbo man inciting the the Yorubas and watch as the oduduwa soldiers fight and argue. Then I'll use Yoruba account to insult ojukwu, Biafra, ohaneze or threads about erosion and deportation then grab kilishi and zobo and enjoy as the sonybobos, chino, ozoakpe hail their ogbunigwes.

I love Nairaland....btw...aragbachikwa ndi ofe nti.

keenn:
How does it relate?

Or am I getting u wrong?

Except you are trolling, I'd say that I concur with her.
What's the big deal that you are a medical student in clinical class who attempted to woo a gorgeous lady you later discovered to be a consultant? Even if she is the chief medical director, so what?

So f**king what??

Would you have felt better if she was a first year student of philosophy or physical education?

Keep your peckers up mister. You issues with your confidence. That's why some of you shagg pu**ies that give you bad conscience.

If you must eat a frog, you should damn well eat a fat and juicy one. Except she is lesbian, she must ride a meat and the owner of that meat isn't a super man.

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Siena:
[color=Blue]On a crowded train, with many passengers standing, I would be easy for the lady not to spot what was happening, until it was too late.

Then she would have been plain disgusted and embarrassed. These things DO happen, and usually Caucasians. [b]This is the first time I've heard of this being perpetrated by a Negro. [/b]But not the first time I've heard of this being perpetrated in general, on trains and buses during peak travel periods, when there are lots of commuters.[/color]

My people una don see am? See how Yoruba people de break record for London. His name should be in the Guinness book of world record. Oduduwa people, na wa for una.

For all those wondering why the woman sat there. She must have been amused and curious by the size of FAPPING FABIYI'S tiny winkle wondering why they say that black people are all Long Dong Mandingoes but she was scared when the liquid gbegiri, expired ewedu, out of date and mutated tadpole multi headed amala head worms started wiggling out. Who wouldn't run.

Oga Siena, sorry I quoted you. It was too good to be ignored. Thanks for letting those people know it's the first ever by any black man. Yoruba bigots would have been here denying and arguing cos they sabi argue.

I'm not a bigot o. If you call me a bigot, may FABIYI fap into your eyes.

I tried highlighting where Oga Siena's post says it's the first ever by a black man..living or dead but my China phone wouldn't let me.

This is the original post which the Yoruba bigot modified...

Why Do Yoruba Men Eat More Of Ibo Foods Today? by BolaAdeyemo: 1:33pm On Sep 29
There is this ibo woman(we call her Iya-ibo) in my area,she sells foods,and to my astonishment 70% (i aint joking) of people who patronise her are yorubas
these yorubas can name all ibo foods by mere looking at them but i have many ibo friends who would rather eat poo than eat amala or any food whatsoever prepared by a yoruba

what is wrong with our gbegiri,ewedu,ila(which is my favorite),eh,what is the ish wrong in our native dishes,why do they rush ibo foods(gosh i cant even stand the look of that poo,ewwwwwwww)

i bought egusi soup from a yoruba woman yesterday at ikorodu,lo and behold there was ugu(fluted pumpkin leaves) in the soup


ibos are busy taking over our lands and their foods are also taking over ours

yoruba e ronu oooooooo