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cionon:
Did u read my post? I never threatened him. I only told him I have a heart and would never do such. Besides who doesn't know of magun. I never threatened him
I told him I can never do such which his reply was that he knows I can't do it that I am still a baby.
Yes I was wrong to have said it. But I never said i will do it. Pls it's two different things. That I will do and I can never do such. If i want to magun, would ineven tell him?

This man isn't your husband. You two can't live together. You seem to be having issues with him for as long as 2013. When he called off the engagement, when you argued and he expected you to leave the house and even took your keys and gave you money for transport back home.

Why don't you tell yourself the truth that this man isn't for you? Don't let it turn very sour. Leave when you still can.

@safari girl, now I know why those stories are never completed. Now I know why you complain of writers block..

pinkpebbles:
Again, I see ur reasons. And as a young lady that wants to get into marriage, you guys are ar confusin me.

Ask yourself this, have you ever quarrelled with him? Have you ever had intense disagreement with him? How did you react? How did he react?How did you make up? How long did it take for you to make up? Who initiated the making up?

Do you see him as someone you are very comfortable to be with? If he loses his job or struggles financially, how would you see him? Are your visions in line with his? How aggressive is he? If he shouts, can you calm him down? If you shout or bang the phone in him, how does he react? Are you comfortable with his family? Is he comfortable with yours?

Are you two sexually compatible?

Don't accept any marriage proposal out of sympathy. If you don't love him, don't accept that engagement ring.

Palmwinetapper:
muna is only 28. She has a lot of time. So shut up

There is no time. Keep quiet. Muna's eggs are expired and full of salmonella. That boy will get some shag poisoning soon.

Palmwinetapper:
shut your dirty uneducated trap!! Just be there. You will see when she will get belle

The only belle she will get is the one full of eba and results of old age. I saw one of her pix and she looked like someone with some form of belly tumour.

I hope Muna and her boy are graduates? It helps you know. You can't be 30 somethjng for ever and the little boy can't be 20 something forever. I heard Muna is a hip hop artiste but I have seen any of her record/album, same with that boy that shines your Kongo like tomorrow no de. He should get an education and certificate if he hasn't. Not everyone will be a whizkid, psqaure or tuface.

There are more beautiful damsels coming up who will displace you and your likes from the stipends you get from hosting events or the paltry sums the companies pay you out of sympathy.

Angelberry:
Its cos you guys sees a lady with forest as a dirty person

WRONG. girls with low cut or bald head are not cleaner or more hygienic than those with thick long hairs or even those with Peruvian, Brazilian hairs and other hair attachments.

Being hygienic has nothing to do with pubic sambisa. Pls those people should have baths, showers. Washing and personal hygienes does the trick.

Angelberry:
Its cos you guys sees a lady with forest as a dirty person

Not all of us. I'm team pubic hairs. The wilder and rougher, the better. There are two places a woman should have hairs: thick full hairs on her head and evil forest on her pubis.

Personally, I'll be traumatised if a woman shows me her clean shaven Vjay. god forbid. That's for underaged girls. A woman should carry and harbour Amazon forests down there or at least trim it but it should never be clean shaven. That's a crime against huMANity.

Get two full breasted woman, standing side by side. One clean shaven and the other full of pubic hairs.....the latter is heaven... Clean shaven can never raise or even wake my anaconda...A woman with full breast, knock out figure with lots of sambisa down there will wake me from coma.

Palmwinetapper:
listen! Hear you me! He has not run so far. He has seen the young girls already and still chooses me ok! Its all about love not looks!
And even if he leaves god forbid it. Muna may walk away with a baby so no loss

Btw, how are you sure that this boy is even fertile. Five years of busting his nuts on an old nearing sell by date hag might have affected his seed storage the way weevils and other pests attacks seeds in storage bags. Have you done any tests lately.

Two of you might not be very viable you know. He may have been shooting blanks full of water all this while. The very few seeds that make it to your fallopian n uteral rocky fields would have been damaged and heads decapitated by your bad reproductive guillotines.

Palmwinetapper:
listen! Hear you me! He has not run so far. He has seen the young girls already and still chooses me ok! Its all about love not looks!
And even if he leaves god forbid it. Muna may walk away with a baby so no loss

You need to start trying for that baby when the eggs are still a bit ok. If you wait too long, it might not be very wise idea. I don't want to sound hateful and pessimistic about you, someone said you look like an oven baked car with very high mileage. They also said that you tampered with your odometer. If that's true, the young driver will find out soon that that repainted car isn't what it seems. Those things are difficult to hide when it comes to making another life. When he starts spreading and sowing his young seeds and they keep falling on infertile, rocky and bruised surfaces.

Palmwinetapper:
oh shut up. We've been together for 5 years and counting. Nothing will shake the relationship. Hate on!!!

But I'm not hating. He is milking you while you are still relatively fresh with full cream. Wait and see what happens when the hot flushes comes. When you gets moody and there are lots of young fresh ladies with perky boobies for him to tap. Five years is nothing, the boy will run for sure.

Palmwinetapper:
at least I have a boyfriend. they don't!

That is not an achievement. You are being disrespectful to these ladies. It's a sign of jealousy and insecurity. You measure yourself with them and feel compensated that you have a younger guy with you.

That boy will leave you when the time comes. You don't love him and it's evident that you are stuck up to him because you think he,ll blow like other artistes. He might have stunted growth in his career, you'll become frustrated and disappointed and think he is a leech and a no good. If his career takes off, he might consider you a liability and go for younger bloods and more beautiful girls within his age group. Then you might consider becoming a third wife for a pot bellied old guy...it's called karma honi. Punishment for all the years of talking bad about others and your fake obsession with 'younger guys'

Palmwinetapper:
what language do you speak!

What languages does palmwinetapper speak? How many languages can she speak?

Palmwinetapper:
stop being ignorant. You know who munachi is. Does Rita or Genny have a husband? NO

What has Rita or Genny got to do with this? Has either ever complained to you about being frustrated about not having a husband?

Your thread is insulting to the two lovely ladies. You don't have to stand on their shoulders to be seen. I think you are suffering from inferiority complex.

danidee10:
I swear u be fool.....lolzzzzz

Na custom grown calabash....because her size no dey ready-made

Na lie, Cossy's customised calabash bras full market for northern Nigeria. Check pix above.

pyyxxaro:
I just de imagine the Kin calabash Cossy Orjiakor go use take cover her Bweast

For Cossy Orjiakors customised calabash bras, check out the below. These women are her regular suppliers...

akereconfi:
See and tell

Do you play like him? Can you trap and control a rolling football?

You should work towards realising your own talent. Looking like him would not bring you any bacon.

A7:
The IGP, Solomon Arase is from Delta state, southern Nigeria.

Emir of Kano seem to be more powerful than the president of Nigeria...at least depending on who is occupying Aso Rock...GEJ once bowed and knelt for Sanusi.

Arase might be wary of the sharia Islamic council as their law and mode of operation and settling of disputes are not same as the rest of the country.

I have experienced it once. IGP Arase should man up and do his job. That girl should not only be released but the so called yinusa should be prosecuted for kidnap and pedophilia.

Can a warri/urhobo man forcefully take an underaged Hausa girl as a wife and hold her hostage with all these entreaties going on?...imagine the psychological impact this experience would have on her parents.

Dohmeenick:
But she is my last hope..I don't have anyway of getting income

If you need financial assistance, just say it. No need cooking up stories such as this to make your appeal.

The so called married woman can not be your last hope. There is no married woman in the first place. There is something very fishy about your story.

Eddygourdo:
noise. Real noise. Reset ur password and respond to my pm. What would scammer be doing with ur broke ass. Biko Park well dumbo. Online warrior, offline coward. Don't bother na ur pic I go try and get. Dats all I need. So cool down. Be patient. You go suffer

You are not chino by any means. If you are, I'll be really disappointed as I have some respect for him. If you are not, then I take it you really want to meet up and do the harm you promised. But don't worry if you don't drop your no, I'll get back to you here.

I don't like scammers who go online to peep at personal stuffs. That's low. If you want to meet to flex arms or try some heat. I'll oblige you.

I'm going off now but would reply you soon.

Eddygourdo:
excuses. Pure excuses. Mtcheew Eeeeeehyyyyaaaa. Hahahahahaha. Na Wa oh

What excuses? What's so difficult in sending your contact no or posting your email address here?

You are the man, the super muthafuckin man. You want to arrange something, post the details . My Nairaland email doesn't work. I don't see anything unusual about that.

Oga post your no and email address. I have 10minutes. I've spent enough time on Nairaland today and you are becoming boring.

Let's take this to another level. Don't shy out now. You being given the opportunity to make good your threats. I will have a good camera and video as well.

Eddygourdo:
dumbo once u reply the pm. Na my email go receive am. Don't be so dumb na. Respond the pm. I will send a pic and you do same, with the locations and earlier posted time. Cm on. It's not difficult to do that. I have sent another pm

Post your phone no and email address here mister superman. I'm going off Nairaland by 1800.

odussa:
She's adorably cute.

Don't mind those who can't see the beauty in her rich black colour.

Eddygourdo:
dumbo once u reply the pm. Na my email go receive am. Don't be so dumb na. Respond the pm. I will send a pic and you do same, with the locations and earlier posted time. Cm on. It's not difficult to do that. I have sent another pm

Are you stupid or just trolling?

Post your phone no, email address or any other contact details. My Nairaland email doesn't work. Haven't used it in a long while because of silly scammers like you.

There is a reason I asked you to post your email address, phone no etc.

My Nairaland email can't be accessed and I haven't got time to start resetting passwords.

Post your phone no or get the phuck out

Eddygourdo:
you are still making noise, no need for online jabs again. . Dats for weaklings. I refuse to be careful. Simply do Wat am asking for. I will leave ur right hand and fingers to enable you report events as it turned out here on nairaland. Don't worry, you aren't the first, you just will be another case study. You must learn. A must.

Post your phone no. email address or any other contact if you are really serious.

Eddygourdo:
respond to the damn pm and stop ranting here. I want you to prove ur manliness. Set up the meet. I will fly down to meet u anywhere, cos the last I remember I can afford to do so easily. Stop ranting here, reply the pm I just sent, very important let's arrange the meet. Shit just got real. Don't coward away.

You are worse and more stupid than I thought. You have the dates, venue and time. If you can't respond to those then the joke is on you. I've left my Preston station mins ago. Be back on the dates earlier posted. I haven't changed it. You have all the time in the world to her there.

Stop sending your silly pm. Your mails won't be responded to.

Eddygourdo:
I just pm you. No point ranting here anymore, go online and set up the meet. I will scan a pic too so u know who is looking for u.

Check into a psychiatric hospital and get yourself sorted first. Be careful what you wish for.

Eddygourdo:
look at a mirror and see the reflection of a damned soul. Look at same image and see an illiterate, view same image and see a coward, remember ur face, how ugly it is cos it gotta get uglier. U kid, u will learn. With ur poverty stricken hands and cheap phone. You must learn. Since you missed out on proper home training, we must give it to you on the street. Shameless individual. Small boy who got grace mistakenly thinks he has an opinion because u grew beards which day. OK. Let's save the date. I wish I get ur pic. I really wish

Young man, one advice for you. Be careful what you wish for and don't you dare send me pm here again.

iamrealdeji:
Mr Man,must you diss and curse someone for not liking what you like? Na by force? It's like attacking someone for liking slim girls because you like curvy girls

Start from the very beginning and read down sir. Yes I did rant at him. He was silly. His comment was that anyone who finds the pix attractive must have an element of homo-instinct in him. That's uncalled for. You can find that pix beautiful without necessarily attaching anything sexual to it.

The fu**r is so immature and has insecurity written all over him. I won't force him to celebrate blackness but calling me out and going on about meeting and stuff. He is clearly mad and on a suicide mission.

An idiot with a knife in his pocket thinks he is the baddest till he sees a thug walking with gun. A middle weight fast puncher thinks same till he sees a faster light-heavy weight brick buster.

Fools will always make threats even swear their lives and destinies away because they can't see the man at the other end.

He is an idiot

Eddygourdo:
idiotidiot don't go, ur cuss words should not finish, illiterate roaming about the UK. Uncultured nitwit. We shall truly see, it's a promise. I will use video too so idiots like you can learn that being on the Internet or fortunate to touch a cheap phone gives you no right to cuss strangers with different opinions from you. You will suffer in my hands, Mark it. My days shall never pass till pains and suffering has visited you.

I have met idiots online but this one takes the cake. Your insanity is on a different level. Get help fast before you self destruct.

Eddygourdo:
idiotidiot don't go, ur cuss words should not finish, illiterate roaming about the UK. Uncultured nitwit. We shall truly see, it's a promise. I will use video too so idiots like you can learn that being on the Internet or fortunate to touch a cheap phone gives you no right to cuss strangers with different opinions from you. You will suffer in my hands, Mark it. My days shall never pass till pains and suffering has visited you.

You are a silly human being about to ruin yourself. May your days never pass till you are consumed with stupi*dity

Eddygourdo:
point of correction you will learn about my type, you never sabi am yet. Keep cool. Continue shining your pile or pole. Hahahahahaha

I can see you are trolling little man. I'm done with you.
I have given you dates, time and venue.