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Quote from shymmex,

Listen, I'm not a bigot

If you grew up in foreign land where I was raised - you would know we never cared about tribe, we just see ourselves as Nigerians

Though, the part of London is predominantly people from Yoruba tribe - most of my friends are guys of Ibos and Benin ancestry We don't see tribe out here, we just see Nigerians The Ibo people on this forum just pisses me off, everything with them has to do with yoruba cowardice

Phuck the Biafra war, I'm Yoruba and I'm not a coward, and neither is anyone in family I came on this forum to read about Nigerian history, culture, and check out what's going on in Nigeria in real-time - but every time I come on here, it's always Ibo clowns hijacking the thread to call Yoruba cowards and other obscene names Just as I can't let no WHITE MAN call me a MONKEY or NYGGAH - I won't let any IBO GUY call me a coward take a deep breath boy and calm down, you are no coward and neither is anybody in your family, you have igbo and beninois friends and cos igbo folks in NL piss you off,you,ll want to come back to naija as a politician and phuck all of them out of lagos, right now calm down and shut down your laptop,NL can mess you up  and ruin your day.i started like you ,got an account here on  NL to read about naija but first thing i saw was EKO ILE with his funny chicken saying some nasty stuff about  south east ppl,then it was rhino,bluetooth,ileke idi.i was pissed off but i,ve learnt to enjoy the fun,dont take stuff here very serious,ojukwu is gonna be intered and your folks have been saying some bad things about him and how they are going to drive igbos out of lagos,enjoy NL or you,ll burst your carotid artery and no one will give a phuck

I was very impressed when i visited his factory at emene enugu to buy tanks for my building site,i noticed his tanks are good quality but he needs to improve on the finishing.the name INNOSON seemed to have been dabbed with paint by some artist and it was badly done,theres no uniformity,unlike what you,ll get with STOREX OR GP TANKS,,it,ll be easy to get rid of the paint,some of the plastic products like buckets and toilet seats needs improving on,i believe if he does that,he,ll knock out lots of products imported into nigeria, then again he should be safety concious especially for his workers, i noticed the asian man whom i believe to be his technical expert and the guy who attended to us werent wearing protective gears and they were near to this big and frightening machine.

quote from nagoma, If this James was called Jaafar , all the insults will be on Muslims. But he is James - named after St. James or King James.

1.    90 % of Nigerian pr0stitutes based in Nigeria and abroad are Christians.
2.     90. % of armed robbers in nigeria are chistian.
3.     98 % of advance fee fraud ( 419) Nigerians are Christians .
4.     90 % of drug couriers and drug mules of Nigeria origin are Christians .
5.     97 % of all kidnapping in Nigeria is carried out by Christians .
The list is endless. I don't know what these pastors teach them.

100% of suicide bombers in nigeria are muslims jaafar rarely go for 70yr old kitty cos he is busy deflowering 7yr olds, his favourite, here and in afterlife . BTW, where is nairaland patrol man, Aj Harem , has his tyres gone flat, where are rhino,bluetooth andnegro.

He should should not forget to provide them with well trained and qualified teaching staff.

@fb-ude, your islamic post has nothing to do with the thread.

Ndu-chucks ka isi na ogini ka ikporo onwegi,isi odikwa gi nma?iburu oghasara gi ka onwere ihe seun nyere gi see?

Ndu-chucks ka isi na ogini ka ikporo onwegi,isi odikwa gi nma?iburu oghasara gi ka onwere ihe seun nwere gi see?

quote from bakila,

Sad a policeman killed a nigerian cos of N30. FUNNY educated key board tribalwarriors advocate bloodshed tht may endanger their barbaric that an unsuccesful lawya calls action against the govt. Wiked the silly policeman may not be convicted


I,ll prefer to sit with an unsuccesful lawyer than to consult a quack medical doctor.

Quote from: ~Bluetooth on Today at 02:57:27 PM

Oju-iku ran to ivory coast,his children are running to cameroun.why ?

quote from Aj Harem.



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@OP

So Nigeria military cannot safeguard the lives of people in Nigeria ? Are we all going to run away from Nigeria  



I am disappointed sir.

I seriously vandalised NEPA vehicles during the 2000 unec students demo @okpara ave enugu.i used virgin tv and broadband for one yr in guildford without paying a penny, to hell with richy branson.a pakistani guru installed for me for a 50pounds.i stole my uncles N5000 in 2001.i watched a porn mag when i was 6yrs.it was a mistake thou.a wk later.our lady caught me with her 9 yr old daughter doing what we aint supposed to be doing.the scare of the flogging is still on my arm.

Enough of these nonsense,if they say that they aint igbos,so be it.its nobodys business,we have a lot to worry about and these shouldnt be our worries.this is becoming very embarrassing,when its not ikwerre,it,ll be asaba and ogwashi uku people.then some stupid story about igbos and jews.They said they are not igbos and they are not.end of story.

Early marriages no matter the tribe and religion should be made a criminal offence,with high rate of VVF and other genito-urethral diseases,i think this should be no 1,then genital mutilation.this is a very hideous and barbaric practice.

FG should not be fooled,the so called negotiators are all sponsors and active members of boko haram,BTW,what will they be negotiating,having an islamic northi expect the likes of ibb and david mark who,ll shed their bloods for the unity of Nigeria to speak out against these people,they are the ones threatening the cooperate existence of the country,they are the ones trying to divide nigeria by issuing threats asking fellow Nigerians who are not northern indigenes to leave the north.

Juwah added that there would be a nationwide automatic verification of subscribers’ registration status when data uploading was completed. “There will be an automatic verification of the registration status. In about a week’s time, we will come out to tell the country how this is going to be done,” he said., I,ve had this frustrating experience of having to get new sims on landing at mm int. airport lagos or Nnamdi Azikiwe Abuja cos my phones reads inactive sim card as the nos have been given to other customers and with the new sim registration,i wonder what the scenario will be as most ppl i know who registered their sims but either  spend up to 12 months outside Nigeria or live outside Nigeria.I hope it doesnt get to the stage where NCC or network providers like mtn,etisalat will have to deal with two different registered subscribers with the same mobile no.

quote from victorazy,



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@ Agimor:
Hey! Wat a hell are u? Am He not Her,


, Agi[b]man[/b] is a man loving man,

@Agimor,  Re: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. « #44 on: Today at 03:11:11 PM »   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If victorazy to be available i pick her , dont pretend you didnt know victorazy is a man, or are you batty bawy.aka, pooooof.

quote from ismhab,

Re: Injuries In Anambra Communal Clash, Police Claim It Hasn't Been Briefed
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i wonder, when u give them the leadership of the country, when their tenure is over they will not vacate, see them see trouble dude whats your problem,aint you guys tired of all these silly,childish rantings here, ??

diliuminati is mine and mine alone, we,ll spend lotta time time discussing UFOs,scientology,maya prophecy and cia conspiracies,then retire and shine astronomical kongo,

MrCrackles (m) Re: Hairy Women
« #3 on: November 18, 2008, 01:08 PM »

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Hairy women make me come quicker than the speed of light!!

soo true, , theres some reasons why it was put there,

Hairy women anyday,thats the difference between GIRLS AND WOMEN, PUSSY AND kitten no be the same thing, hairy or hirsute women have THICK,WICKED LABIA and BIG AND ROUGH CLIT.anyday for me.hairy women rules, not those with hairy chest though.

@ogidiboy and wilywily, Whats all these madness all about, guys wepunu aka enwe na ofe tupu oghoo aka mmadu.those comments were VERY DISSAPPOINTING and SHAMEFUL.biko kwusinu ya.

They can shave eyebrows,eye lashes even their head as long as they leave the one DOWN BELOW, cos me i like am VERY BUSHY.anyway my woman knows that and any day i find a strand missing,shes going back to ekiti.

these ppl were arrested with guns and some ppl are here arguing that guns are for protecting their crops against rodents or even for hunting, what farms have these ppl got in the SE and for your information.agricultural fertilisers,bleach are used by terrorists for the their IEDS, substances like popular laundry JIKS,PAROZONE BLEACH,EVEN FIZZY DRINKS LIKE LOCOZADE cld be adapted to that.these ppl are out to destroy and throw the nation into chaos, those of you defending them should know that it cld be lagos,ibadan or even portharcourt tomorrow.

Its getting very untidy here on NL everyday and we all have so much degenerated that we need an ALMIGHTY SMACK on our stupid cheeks by the MAIN MAN ABOVE to bring us back from this evil trance b4 we do ourselves further damage.whats the hate and bitterness all about,what are we rambling about.where is there so much hatred and wickness in our hearts.some think we need to divide the country, This self inflicted problem will never go away or be solved if we do not tackle it.we all need to have our heads examined, we waste our productive hours bitching over rubbish,Igbo this,Yoruba that,and we are always quick to blame govt.we have more problem as a nation and its not corruption,its called ethnicity or tribalism.theres so much HATRED,you can literally feel it here on NL.its bad for us as a people and until we tackle it,we,ll continue to under achieve as a nation.

This is a deliberate and malicious attempt to stir up ethnic tension here on NL.Anybody who has travelled to the SE should know that that place, bridgehead needs serious make over.once you come down from the bridge,you,ll be confronted by all manner of filth,hold up from either truck pushers blocking the roads or big lorries off loading vegetables mainly onions.Anambra state govt. is making effort to clean up that road.the road leading from bridgehead into onitsha is being upgraded and safety improvement is being undertaken.Without any form of intervention,erosion will separate and close the roads.oshogbo park,goat mkt,lots of transport companies are affected as the roads will be widened and lots of these businesses are close to the roads just like the case of badagry express road,where lots of buildings are earmarked for demolition.Lots of buinesses are affected and its not true that the land will be allocated to a transport company.the place is simply being cleared for road works,lots of people affected around Premier brewery have since moved,pls poster this has nothing to do ethnicity or politics.personally if i have my way,i,ll bring in El Rufai to demolish the whole onitsha and start from the scratch to rebuild the city.

@marion g,, Boko haram is a name given to some faceless individuals, and you admit they are getting support from those in govt, truth is they are all the same people with the same agenda, from their military sympathisers to your IG of police Ringim to the borno commissioner of  police.they are all actively involved.Madalla bomb suspect was arrested and for some reason was handed to borno police chief and in some strange circumstances was handcuffed,driven to his house to conduct search then was rescued by some youths.what do you make of that, by the way what happened to the military lieutenant that was with him at abuja when he was arrested.with all the security measures put in place to prevent this,we are still hearing of shooting and bombing of this magnitude, do you truly believe that police and the nigerian army do not know all the people involved in the so called boko haram, i know theres massive corruption in the nigeria but believe me if the police alone want to deal with these,they would,ve done so a long time ago without involving the army, and fyi, theres more to come and they will always go free.they should stop deceiving nigerians with that name boko haram.they simply know what they are doing, my regret is Jonathan is weak and clueless, its time he stake all and deal with this,

Theres nothing like boko haram,this is done by the northern police and their military counterpart and some civilians.the earlier Jonathan wake from his slumber the better for us all.if this man can not handle this situation,he should honourably resign.Whats nigeria turning into.

[b]Re: Inside Human Parts Market In Lagos.
« #1 on: February 15, 2009, 09:09 AM »
Quote from: *comfort on February 15, 2009, 05:22 AM

The rule here is, if you want a fresh human body part, you book and wait. If your order is for dry parts you get instant delivery.
But you must be an expert in human anatomy to decipher the parts you want from man’s closest animal relations – gorilla, chimpanzee and monkey.
The business is all about raw cash. A fresh human head has a street value of N250, 000. Fresh internal organs like heart, lung, kidney, and so on go for 500,000 a piece.
Other vital parts like joystick, womanliness and bosom costs N50,000 each.Fresh tongue is sold at N100,000.
Sunday Sun learnt when a tongue is “ritualized and jujufied” that it “works well” for traders and people who apply for visa to go abroad “when well prepared, no one go question you for embassy and even your working place”, a dealer whose alias is Baba Ibeji revealed. Toe and finger, Sunday Sun further learnt are good for travelers and business people. “ The toe is for traveling without falling.
The finger is to make money. Any thing you touch turns to money”, Baba Ibeji said.
Fresh toe and finger goes for N50,000 each

Mr Ola Oresanya told Sunday Sun in an interview that hardly a day passes in the city without street sweepers and refuse collectors picking dismembered corpses and body partsThe corpses and body parts may be the handwork of ritualist and hit-and-run drivers”, he said[/b].


no be me talk am oo

eerrrrmmm, where did you get that from ?

there is nothing like yoruba line. Haba must you people show your tribalistic sides

@alj Harem, theres nothing tribal about that, if you live in ss or se,go to any market and find out for your self,its called yoruba line,.thats where you get raw materials for fetish stuffs,pls i didnt mean to offend anybody, go to any youruba line, first thing you,ll notice is the stench smell of death birds,animals, name it you,ll get it there, ever heard of jankara market ,

Theres nothing strange about this piece of news, go to any market and ask of 'yoruba line',you.ll see lots of strange,hideous and smelly stuffs like that, animal parts,human parts etc, why would the woman want to bring those into the country when she could easily get them in nigeria

@poster, You are what you eat,your gene contributes to your large frame.some people will consume mountains of food and still look slim while others wldnt eat much to put on weight, its all about your metabolism, how your body handles what you eat, i,ll advice you cut down o0n the calories,eat lots of fibre foods, eat veg and fruits and most importantly , EXERCISE,WORKOUT,EXERCISE,WORKOUT, that way you burn calories and tone your body, goodluck and pls dont listen to those crap about shaping lotion and other rubbish packaged from either china or any of those far east countries, they are all FAKE.   DONT BUY THEM COS THEY WONT HELP, I SAID SO.