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Some ex presidents or heads of govts do go into teaching in universities,private investments/philanthropy or they become consultants to big corporate organisations but here in Nigeria,its not like that,they never want to leave or hand over power.once retired they graduate to political god fathers.He Buhari may be a very principled man but i think he and his likes should retire and leave politics quietly and honourably.He does not possess the best credential to be nigerias president neither has he got any magic wand to solve our leadership or the myriads of our national problems.somebody should stop mentioning his name everytime 2015 is mentioned.

How many criminals has this so called invention helped to track in Anambra state where he was deputy gov.Charity begins at home,lets see it work in Anambra first.

Hope the handlers will not be officers from cross river or akwa ibom.

1...Gbawe



2...Alj Harem

Same happened to me last yr,went to winners chapel enugu..the one b/w lagos street asata and presidential rd,was using my phone to read some passage and one of the ushers confronted me and asked me to put the phone away,tried explaining what i was doing but he wouldnt listen to me,well i put the phone away.i think he thought i was texting and communicating with someone.

Boys/Men with large hands or feet have big dykes while women with thick lips have large clits

If you are worried of your parents or guardian beating the hell out of you after you,ve been mischievious or done something wrong,you should find the nearest elephant grass bush and tie the leaf in a knot...that way you,ll either be forgiven or your misdeed would be forgotten...it never worked for me.

Not all the so called malaria drugs are manufactured in nigeria,loads of substandard drugs are still coming in from india and pakistan.NAFDAC need to work harder,even a very good drug will deteriorate under the intense heat of nigerias weather when its being hawked and sold on metal trays on a very warm day,also the trend of selling drugs inside buses should be banned.its not just about fake drugs,real good ones might not work very well with the way they are being handled and stored in nigeria.most drugs have specific instructions on their leaflets to be stored under a particular temperature but those important advice are not being adhered to.

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A wise man once said: THE REAL BAD MEN MOVE IN SILENCE - go figure.....cowardly hiding in the dark alleys of crime ridden Pecknarm with knife and screw driver in his pocket cos he is scared of using his fists to fight like a man.

I liked and respected this dude so much till one of his boys offered to sell a piece of land to me,he presented this survey plan and i insisted on visiting and viewing the said plot of land and found out it was located on top of a hill.most of his errand boys benefitted from that,most sold theirs as they cldnt afford to develope the plots.

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Post should have been , .Most Respected Nairalanders, ,


In no particular order,


Beaf

Gbawe

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Okija Juju,

I pray you havent done it yet, i know someone who did it for a very long time,a very respected man,wife was a top staff of a uni, it almost ended in disaster, PLEASE DONT DO IT,think about your kids[daughters]if you,ve got any.it cld be them someday in someones house, DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONES KID COS THEY ARE VULNERABLE.YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER.ITS NOT WORTH IT.

Does it mean that the nigerian military doesnt know the number of its personnel on duty.BTW  MEND should be ashamed of themselves for this very act of unprovoked aggression and this sad statement, nice attire though, me like the camo, looks like one hideous anaconda with some fancy necklace.

@alj harem,



You are getting worse yourself, tell your people to stop getting involve in what does not concern them then I would not add them to any discussion.

Dalover is igbo even though he claims Isoko but cannot speak HIS language nor knows where Isoko is located.

If Igbos on Nairaland thing they can ridicule any group then they are in for a big shocker. Chekena





I take lots silly comments i read here on nairaland from either igbo or yoruba with a pinch of salt cos i know they do not reflect the views of the ordinary man in the street.i read some stuffs here from people who supposed to be igbos,believe my friends and i see them as some sort of comic reliefs.i dont know how old you are but seems like every other person who frequent this site,if you are not careful,it,d seriously inflict negatively in your mind,i believe in freedom of speech but somethings here ought to be censored,it gets ugly sometimes which is quite unfortunate,i do enjoy reading your post which seems similar to osiris,i do enjoy reading dudu negro and i can swear that he isnt as ferocious in real life as he is here,too much nairaland isnt good for you,it can seriously mess with your head if you let it, i see people praising  boko haramites for "separating the heads from the shoulders"i see people criticising and getting sentimental about the likes of fashola and saying lots of stupids things about him and his govt cos of his tribe.i see the likes of EKO ILE dpoing the same especially when govs of S/E are mentioned with his trade mark headless chicken or how igbos will be chased out of lagos and bla bla bla.do i give a rat a.r.s.e about that, hell no, a friend has just bought a piece of land and has started building in festac.i will do same if i find one in the heart of kano . even though i knoe ONLYTRUTH will probably call me an idiot and possibly shoot me if he cld  .io dont give a Zap if you let things you read here affect you thats your wahala, if you find it pleasing calling igbos e.dioots.fine please yourself, its no skin of my nose, i only pity those igbos like me who either sometimes start these childish things or reply those who did.one thing i,ll say to you and all others is yall need to grow up.igbos who are into nairaland stupidity isnt up to 50,same as yoruba people or other tribes who contribute hiding under fake identities.so do not reflect the views of millions of others out there,the likes of fashola,okorochas are hugging and talking to each others daily,some others are here throwing banters,arguing blindly,whos better and whos worse off.

@agimor, Nigerians association in crime has nothing to do with western civilisation,im disappointed with that assertion, the fish starts to rot from the head, ask your self why thousands of jobless nigerian youths will risk their lives avoiding and sometimes boldly confronting tuareg gunmen trying to cross the desert en route to north africa-europe,why thousands of girls mid western girls will risk their lives to sell their bodies to italian and tourists in italy or why thousands of our youths are in various countries either doing good business or wasting their lives inside prisons, abike dabiri was quoted as saying that 77% of black medical doctors in the usa are nigerians though i doubt that figure, why do you think we have lots of people in diaspora and lots more are still attempting to leave the country, tell your govt to create enabling environment for talents to flourish, we had to depend on british govt to prosecute and jail james ibori, one time gov in nigeria, joshia dariye was caught in almost same offence.same as depriye alamesieya, tafa balogun embezzeled trillions and only got 6months vip in prison,bode george was out of prison and cream de la  cream of pdp was there at his thanksgiving including former president OBJ.Bankole did same and seems he,ll walk free.Nigeria is simply rotten to the core and the fault isnt those in diaspora, i feel embarrassed when i read such online or the dailies here in the uk,ive been a victim of hate cos of my nationalities but i really dont think you.d blame those outside for the so called tarnished image.
naija leadership got to be blamed,this is a country where police and military kill innocent civilians and nothing happens,62 senators travelled to south africa in 2010 during the SA world cup and they werent probed.
we celebrate evil and thats the way it is and thats the way its going to be,blame the leaders and not the followers,one man or even thousands of diasporans doing lots of good things wont change the govt.Kill corruption,nigerians are very good people and will change automatically.otherwise complain as much as you want,lots of naijas will be online attempting to scam others,lots of people will be devising ways of dealing drugs and other crimes.

quote from Alj harem,




Quote from: DaLover on Today at 09:22:01 AM
What exactly are you saying?? Alaye and OPC factions are fighting and destroying property in Lagos, should companies move out because of  that?


You think so much like an igbo uneducated ideeiot as always. Private companies are free to put their headquarters wherever they want. It has nothing to do with "Yoruba people"

You are getting worse sir,must you associate the post above with igbos, I thought thread has to do with S/S agitations to have some companies located to their region.

quote from onlytruth,,


What I've seen happening in Igboland is that more and more of our people are becoming illiogically pacific and goofy. And that goofiness even spur a rare form of idiocy which made it possible for a friend of mine to start building a new bungalow in Kaduna early last year, and was the first to run to the East when the bombs started going off in Kaduna.
Nna, ike gwuru in short.



If you have a property worth at least N25,000,000 in the east and manage to acquire cheap land and a bungalow worth about N3,000,000 in the north,i dont see whats wrong with that except you saying that igbos should not be going to and investing in the north.i also have a friend who has a bungalow in Kaduna,till date he is still there,BTW, the likes of Rochas Okorocha has got buildings all over the north,do you think he and so many other igbos will support or agitate for biafra.Ekwuemes,nwodos have got buildings and investments up there and none of these people do support or even recognise MASSOB,its only internet igbos.Uwazurike was said to have slapped Anambra gov. obi during Onohs burial,thats the sort of unity you see amongst the SEners,
if you truly love the igbos,you can leave your keyboard and champion the cause.
Igbos need proactive people not internet warriors,thats why the likes of Uwazurike,Chris Uba,Emeka Ofor are pulling weights down there while Ekwueme,Anyaokus can not be seen or heard.last i checked dora and ngige and other senatorial seats are still being fought  for.none will concede to the other.Shut down your pc and show Igbos the way,you,ll get a massive following if you can correct the things you accuse them of here.

quote from onlytruth,,


What I've seen happening in Igboland is that more and more of our people are becoming illiogically pacific and goofy. And that goofiness even spur a rare form of idiocy which made it possible for a friend of mine to start building a new bungalow in Kaduna early last year, and was the first to run to the East when the bombs started going off in Kaduna.
Nna, ike gwuru in short.



If you have a property worth at least N25,000,000 in the east and manage to acquire cheap land and a bungalow worth about N3,000,000,i dont see whats wrong with that except you saying that igbos should not be going to and investing in the north.i also have a friend who has a bungalow in Kaduna,till date he is still there,BTW, the likes of Rochas Okorocha has got buildings all over the north,do you think he and so many other igbos will support or agitate for biafra.Ekwuemes,nwodos have got buildings and investments up there and none of these people do support or even recognise MASSOB,its only internet igbos.Uwazurike was said to have slapped Anambra gov. obi during Onohs burial,thats the sort of unity you see amongst the SEners,
if you truly love the igbos,you can leave your keyboard and champion the cause.
Igbos need proactive people not internet warriors,thats why the likes of Uwazurike,Chris Uba,Emeka Ofor are pulling weights down there while Ekwueme,Anyaokus can not be seen or heard.last i checked dora and ngige and other senatorial seats are still being fought  for.none will concede to the other.Shut down your pc and show Igbos the way,you,ll get a massive following if you can correct the things you accuse them of here.

A certain northerner by name, Junaid Mohammed granted an interview and aired his views and here we are as usual, spewing rubbish and venons all in a bid to defend our tribes,This is very Shameful, I doubt if most or any of those agitating for war has ever felt a trigger before.I,ll be disappointed if the likes of buhari,babangida,sanusi,okorocha,obj,GEJ,tinubu,fashola comments here on this thread.ie if they have one with NL.All you internet warriors should stop and for once try and do something reasonable with your lives, there was fuel subsidy/occupy nigeria just a while ago, the usual people were here protesting and dishing dirts and threats from their keyboards,lets stop wishing and praying for any form of war, IT WILL BE HORRIFIC,

@aj harem, i like reading your posts here but everytime you complain about yoruba bashers,i discover that you are not different,i think you are a nice fella who just lets his emotions get the better of him, You guys should respond to Alhaji mohammeds interview, for those calling him a mad man and all sorts of names,i say this, ignore him/them at your own peril.

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May God bless South Africa for this reciprocal gesture, we Nigerians are criminal never allow us into ur country if not ,..



That was a very silly post my friend.

Abacha would have retaliated with a red card [/b]to all their passengers for refusing our [b]yellow cards.

Im not a fan of Pastor Ayo cos he is CAN president,but i think he should not be castigated for his speech.any responsible leader will say what he said, he christians should defend themselves,he never said christians should offend or retaliate,however mischievous minds want to misinterpret his statement, He simply said They should defend themselves, period.running away from danger is defense as well as fighting a man or thugs who are attacking you.

quote from islam doesnt rule,

Yes, and still passing the message of "Defend your self". How do u defend urself?



you,d rather he said christians should not defend themselves, christians should submit their heads on the platter so that islam will be happy and there will be peace, abi,

Human minds could be downloaded into robots within 10 years, allowing human beings to 'live forever', says the Russian entrepreneur who heads a hi-tech research project called 'Avatar'.Itskov, a media entrepreneur, claims to have[b] hired 100 scientists to reach this goal [/b] - and is now looking for other scientists to help with the project.'This project is leading down the road to immortality,' says Itskov. 'A person with a perfect Avatar will be able to remain part of society. People don’t want to die.' Sounds and reminds me of Chelsea boss Roman Abrahimovic, hiring loads of managers to win champions league, he has obviously got loads of russian rubles to burn and the right people to help him do that,they,ll be in the lab. for a millions yrs without result.

na wa for nairaland, i typed ERREECCTION OR EREKSHION and it came up as ATTENTION, what da phuck is wrong with you people.whats wrong with the original spelling and how can you substitute that with attention.what the hell is attention.

Hanemt heard of hot goat weed but i know yohimbe can be obtained from the herbal market, go to jankara mkt or meet hausa/fulani people seeling herbs and roots, YOHIMBE IS MAINLY USED BY MOST HERBALISTS TO TREAT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, ASK FOR BURA NTASHI,


YOHIMBE=BURA NTASHI,


BTW, be careful with that,cos it can cause you PRIAPSM, our neighbours security guy took something from an hausa man in 2001 and ended with continous and prolonged erection for more than 24hrs.

quote from chaircover, I khow that this sounds weird, but I just love the smell of petrol. I noticed it when I was pregnant and it hasnt left me since. I also love the smell of the air just after it has rained heavily       Can anyone beat that? i didnt get the petrol smell thing, if i was your husband,i,d be very worried and would make sure you didnt go test driving with the mechanic, petrol reminds me of motor mechanics,theres something about the refreshing about the air after rainfall,could be the reason why kids left unsupervised on the ground begins to stuff themselves with mouthfuls of sand,and any adult who loves the smell of air after rainfall probably will love or have some addiction to clay,[nzu,atapele]if you are igbo., when i was much younger,the smell[flavour]of hot groundnut oil and onions few metres to my house when i am coming back from church is hhheeeaaavvveeennn   Nothing beats the smell of laundry just out of the washing machine, or hot coffeeeeeeeee.

Quote from muttex,


Laffffffffff, this man wont kill me with big big grammar, lols




Presidential jiggery-pokery? WTF!



quote from nelsonehi,


this man is gifted. his style of grammer is one out of one hundred and eighty million nigerians.



The man is a comedian and gifted like his bros Rev Okotie Chris,you will probably speak like that if you smoke the hard stuff that activates his speech centre.

PHUCCK Navy and Army, Dont listen to any advice from all these ignoramuses here on nairaland, please join NIGERIAN POLICE OR NATIONAL CIVIL DEFENCE CORPS, they are the best,if you cant get in cos they very competitive,you can try MAN O WAR,or BOYS SCOUT MOVEMENT.

Its omo nile and bokos fault,

@Marlboro 1,

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-88311.0.html

careful mate the above is not IBBs so called mansion, i think it belongs to Zimbabweans Iron Man Mugabe, check out the link,


http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/mugabe.asp


while another link says the house is used mostly for shooting movies in los angeles usa,


http://www.onlocation.com/displayimage.php?searchtype=blueid&blueid=1662