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This is a little off the topic, but could u please teach me how to upload my picture on facebook wit my phone. I use Nokia 3110c.

Ok

Ok

My phone's clock is always fifteen minutes late. What do i do?

Virus palaver. Take it to d repairers & have it flashed. After that scan and remove d virus from ur memory card. I'm telling u from xperience.

The only difference between a Nigerian policeman & the regular armed robber is that the police have union.

America made that boy what he is today. Hoohaa!

Kedu Debosky?

This match givs me d jitters. I hope we win, even if it's 1 - 0. Abeg who are our 8 & 9. Gunners 4 life.

Poverty is not my portion!

Can't borrow 2 pay a brideprice. If d money is too much i either pay up, collect my invoice & have nothing 2 do wit my in(out)laws financially, or i wait till d lady gets to around thirthy years plus, then her family will Nicodemusly(like a thief in the night) bring me d money 4 her bride price.

Good move, b4 they also ban my senator colleagues from the US & deny us d fine gals we use to rock on our "medical check-ups". Those in favour shud say aye. . .doz against shud say nay. . .idiots. Iberibe dagbukwa unu ebe ahu, anu n'enweghi eze tagbuo unu.

^ Maybe he has discovered dat d milk has already be spilt, or he just wanna create a lousy thread & see wat happens.

For all have sinned & come short of the glory of God.

Good people. Great nation.

On a second tot i tink recording a conversation between dem is good. U can start by making an entry at the police station, depends on ur pocket's depth though.

On a second tot i tink recording a conversation between dem is good. U can start by making an entry at the police station, depends on ur pocket's depth though.

Plz no offence meant. How does ur wife dress/carry herself about in school? Find out.

I wish they can now sit, bow their heads & shed tears of regret & shame at wat a big tree the seeds planted decades ago have grown into. I dunt kno wat wil help dis country. GOD WHERE ARE YOU?

I wish they can now sit, bow their heads & shed tears of regret & shame at wat a big tree the seeds planted decades ago have grown into. I dunt kno wat wil help dis country. GOD WHERE ARE YOU?

Pass me ur luv. . . Timaya is a good singer but Terry is currently unsettling lotsa feet in the dancefloor. Terry is having a field day.

Pass me ur luv. . .