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Politics › Re: Drama As Soludo, Ngige Walk Out On Obi During Debate by slap1(m): 11:20am On Dec 22, 2009
Soludo still amazes me, to tink dat education gave little sense 2 dat man is mind-boggling. A sad chapter will be opened in d history of Anambra once dat guy makes it to d Govt. House. . . .
Politics › Re: Ecowas Leaders To Replace Yar’adua As Chairman ! by slap1(m): 3:09pm On Dec 21, 2009
@ isa4ril. Chai. . . .even if dey want 2 remove d man u can at least pray they succeed or haven't u had enuf of umaru?
Literature › Re: Just Finished My Book by slap1(m): 2:49pm On Dec 21, 2009
If u r sure u've written a good stuff then send d first three chpts to submissions@kachifo.com or visit this site www.kachifo.com, gudluck. I've equally written 2 good books & a coupla of poems i posted here 2 much acclaim, but d snag is i haven't a computer 2 key dem in & writin wit pen & paper is a bore. . .
Career › Re: NDLEA Sacks Female Staff For Marrying A Driver. by slap1(m): 2:11pm On Dec 21, 2009
At the end of d day, she may not be getin justice. Another scam may erupt in d House & her case forgotten. Wat happened 2 d case of d young girl dat was beat up by naval ratings in Lagos d oda day? Christ! Watta sick country 2 be in!
Health › Re: Why Is Smoking So Hard To Quit? by slap1(m): 6:59am On Dec 21, 2009
If u go 2 church, tell ur pastors & prayers warriors ur problem. First of all, be sure u REALLY want 2 quit & pray 4 urself too, cry 2 God 4 ur life wich u r gradually loosing. . .
Politics › Re: MEND Resumes Hostilities And Attacks Shell/Chevron Pipeline by slap1(m): 9:01pm On Dec 20, 2009
Those boys av made a fool of umaru & his goons. Good 4 dem, since criminality is now a catalyst 4 getin federal attention. . .
Politics › Re: MEND Resumes Hostilities And Attacks Shell/Chevron Pipeline by slap1(m): 8:48pm On Dec 20, 2009
@ aasog. U r welcome.
Politics › Re: MEND Resumes Hostilities And Attacks Shell/Chevron Pipeline by slap1(m): 8:47pm On Dec 20, 2009
@ aasog. U r welcome.
Politics › Re: MEND Resumes Hostilities And Attacks Shell/Chevron Pipeline by slap1(m): 8:47pm On Dec 20, 2009
@ aasog. U r welcome.
Politics › Re: Babangidas Famous Hilltop Mansion by slap1(m): 3:13pm On Dec 20, 2009
If u took doz pics urself u shud be treated as a traitor 4 not killin dat monster, dat coward mudered my Dele Giwa, dat I will neva 4get!
Politics › Re: Muritala Mohammed International Airport To Get N1billion Generator by slap1(m): 2:39pm On Dec 20, 2009
ONE BILLION NAIRA 4 ONE generator? O Chineke Nna!!
Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker Wins Man Of The Year Award by slap1(m): 2:11pm On Dec 20, 2009
On a 2nd tot letz not crucify Van, witout a kingmaker there ain't gonna be a king. Van didn't steal his plaque!
Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker Wins Man Of The Year Award by slap1(m): 2:03pm On Dec 20, 2009
Dat guy is constant in most of his roles:always talks like he's got a mouthful of boiled eggs even wen d role requires he talks loudly. . .i can't 4get majid mike playin d role of Jesus Christ in one movie. . .dat guy is all out!
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Set To Ban Okada Riders!. by slap1(m): 1:01pm On Dec 20, 2009
Our roads r not built 4 dem tins. Diz kekes ain't gonna fly, r they?
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Set To Ban Okada Riders!. by slap1(m): 11:40pm On Dec 19, 2009
Didn't these okada-banning-govs distribute d okadas 2 help fight unemployment? I fink bad roads r more of a nuisance dan okadas; bad roads shud be banned!
Education › Re: Lagos Teachers can't speak English language by slap1(m): 7:47am On Dec 19, 2009
D ones dat can speak good English can't be paid in "Good English" grin
Literature › Re: Nairaland's Most Talked About Book/author Of The Year by slap1(op): 7:37am On Dec 19, 2009
NINE LIVES by El~Nukoya. I guess the book is not bad, from the reviews, that is. I've not really read it.
Literature › Nairaland's Most Talked About Book/author Of The Year by slap1(op): 5:32pm On Dec 09, 2009
hello all. this year is gradually coming to an end and i would want us to nominate the books/authors that were much talked about this year. the books/authors could be popular for their cleverness or the pure lack of it. for the first category i randomly nominate Chimamanda Adichie, Kazuo Ishiguro, Grisham, Dean Koontz, Francine Rivers, Kellerman. . . . will nominate more later. for the later, however, i will nominate Betty Neels, Dean Koontz ( i still have to ), THE ABYSSINIAN BOY. . . . to be continued. it's now over to you!
Literature › Nairaland's Most Talked About Book Of The Year by slap1(op): 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2009
hello all. this year is gradually coming to an end and i would want us to nominate the books/authors that were much talked about this year. the books/authors could be popular for their cleverness or the pure lack of it. for the first category i randomly nominate Chimamanda Adichie, Kazuo Ishiguro, Grisham, Dean Koontz, Francine Rivers, Kellerman. . . . will nominate more later. for the later, however, i will nominate Betty Neels, Dean Koontz ( i still have to ), THE ABYSSINIAN BOY. . . . to be continued. it's now over to you!
Politics › Re: Fashola Launches Surveillance Helicopters by slap1(m): 4:58pm On Dec 09, 2009
this man is just two-derful. this RRS, i hope they ain't as brutal as the average Nigerian policeman.
Literature › Re: How Can The War On Piracy Be Fought? by slap1(op): 4:41pm On Dec 09, 2009
mrperfect:
Armed rubbery, kidnapping and piracy which one is better?
better as in what? are you about to change your occupation next year? finally you didn't answer the question.
Politics › Re: Best Governor Of The Year 2009 by slap1(m): 4:27pm On Dec 09, 2009
pacodas:
The Enugu Gov is trying considering the budget he has.

The Lagos guy is trying considering the population and bigger work he has

I don't think any of the Niger delta governor are worth mentioning considering the huge revenue and little to show for it

More Enugu Pics below


[img]http://enugu.files./2009/08/new-haven2.jpg?w=500&h=375[/img]
if the Enugu guy is trying why does it look like his people are deserting the road.
Politics › Re: Best Governor Of The Year 2009 by slap1(m): 4:21pm On Dec 09, 2009
i am from ( imo sate) atta
i live in aba
i nominate Fashola.
Literature › How Can The War On Piracy Be Fought? by slap1(op): 4:02pm On Dec 09, 2009
hello my good people. i walked into a bookstore in Aba and found a book i'd been looking for -- THE DA VINCI CODE by Dan Brown but i couldn't buy it because it was pirated, so badly pirated Dan Brown would opt for a change of profession if he saw it, and it sells for N500! i was mad at the store owner and nearly wanted to call the police when i realized that, it being in Nigeria, i could be digging my own gave. saddened, i bought Grisham's THE RUNAWAY JURY and left.
this had me sparing a thought on the evil piracy could do to an author. i started thinking of the ways to fight this monster and decided that, amongst others, people should be paid to report sellers of pirated books. piracy is an evil that may linger and develop if we allow it, hence i would like us to suggest ways by which piracy could be fought.
Literature › Re: Who Is Your Best Foreign Writer by slap1(m): 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2009
no dull moment with a James Hadley Chase work. one of the books i take with me to the toilet. . . . by the way, no one has mentioned John Saul, i've read just one of his books: THE PRESENCE and i think it was wonderful.
Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by slap1(m): 3:35pm On Dec 09, 2009
THE RUNAWAY JURY by John Grisham. slow-paced, unlike the others, but educative and interesting nonetheless.
Politics › Fg To Build N3.5bn Houses For Jonathan, Mark, Bankole by slap1(op): 3:32pm On Dec 09, 2009
WHY WE CONTINUE TO FETCH WATER FROM THE TAP AND POUR INTO THE SEA IS WHAT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND . . . .

From Ayodele Adesanmi and Okey Muogbo - 09.12.2009

AT a cost of over N3.5 billion, the Federal Capital Territory would construct a new official residence for the Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan, Senate President, Mr David Mark and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr Dimeji Bankole, next year.

Also to benefit are the Deputy President of the Senate, Ike Ekweremadu, and the Deputy Speaker, Bayero Nafada. The Minister of Federal Capital Territory Administration, Mallam Adamu Aliero, who made this known when he appeared before the Senate Committee on FCT on Tuesday, in Abuja, to defend his ministry’s N124.110 billion 2010 budget, informed that in order to reduce the rate at which public officials travelled abroad for medical attention, a five-star hospital with state-of-the-art facilities would be built in Abuja.

He said that a 400 megawatts hydro-power generation station would be built in order to ease the problem of power for the people living in the territory. The 400 megawatts of power, he explained, would be generated from the Gurara Dam, in partnership with private investors.

The minister said “the 2010 FCT Budget Proposal of the sum of N124, 110 billion looks overambitious when compared with the sum of N66, 650 billion appropriated for the 2009.

“However, this phenomenal increase was necessitated by the increasing responsibilities of the FCTA in order to meet the growing demands of the populace to put in place the required infrastructure to make Abuja a word-class capital city, as well as to actualise the seven-point agenda of Mr. President.”

He disclosed that his predecessor, Mallam Nasir el-Rufai, had disrupted several contracts he awarded, noting that many of the contracts were awarded without engineering design and proper costing.

According to him, “Because of lack of engineering design and proper costing, it was discovered that contracts variation had to be done. The Federal Executive Council approved variation of 13 such contracts, which are now ongoing.”

Meanwhile, Vice-President Jonathan has said given the persistent challenges of budget implementation in the country over the years, there was the need for ministries, departments and agencies of government to undertake a critical analysis of the process in the last 10 years with a view to highlighting recurrent problems and working out proactive measures to overcome them.

He stated this on Tuesday, when he received members of the Board of Directors of the Nigerian Economic Summit Group (NESG), led by its chairman, Mr Sam Ohuabunwa, at State House, Presidential Villa, Abuja .

Dr. Jonathan noted that while current procurement laws had stipulated time frames for the advertisement of projects and their implementation, MDAs could work towards meeting these time frames, if they identified factors that hampered budget implementation process and addressed them promptly.

He said that government was determined to address the basic challenges of budget implementation and urged all stakeholders in the process to be alive to this responsibility, given the fact that any delay on one part constituted a drawback in the entire process.

On the Niger Delta, the vice-president said government was currently focusing on effective management of post-amnesty issues, and urged all Nigerians not to hold back their contributions, irrespective of whether they were in the public or private sectors.
Describing the NESG as a formidable group of policy analysts, Dr. Jonathan urged

them to always forward the resolutions of their summits to government for effective follow up, so that they did not become mere archival materials. He pointed out that government was a part of the NESG through the National Planning Ministry, and assured that a full economic team of government would attend its forthcoming summit.

In his remarks, Minister of Finance, Dr. Mansur Muhtar, said while about 11 MDAs had recorded between 70 and 80 per cent of budget implementation, government was seriously working at fast-tracking the entire process by organising budget implementation workshops for MDAs.

Speaking earlier, Ohuabunwa said the decision of government to grant amnesty to militants in the Niger Delta was a pragmatic approach that had greatly boosted the peace process and helped the nation regain a hitherto lost capacity in oil production. He urged government to sustain the momentum by fully integrating repentant militants into the society and addressing the infrastructural and environmental needs of the region.

He said the highpoint of the forthcoming 15th Annual Nigerian Economic Summit billed for December 15-17, 2009 at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel, Abuja, would be a presidential policy dialogue, where the president will present the nation’s economic scorecard and also share the administration’s agenda for Nigeria’s economic development in a live telecast.

http://www.tribune.com.ng/09122009/news/news2.html
Politics › Re: I am not dead. I shall live my years. Yar Adua. by slap1(m): 6:48pm On Dec 02, 2009
umaru, ur health may last for d night, how 'bout in d mornin?
Romance › Re: Girls Say I'm Neat To A Fault. What Should I Do? by slap1(m): 6:17pm On Dec 02, 2009
Hi, guys please I have a little problem with girls. Girls don't like my neat nature. I am a clean guy to the core. I just can't stay in a dirty environment. i keep my house clean everyday, dress my bed immediately I wake up. Wash my clothes and make sure everything around me is clean. But the moment girls visit and see my clean nature, they just run away with no trace.

I am not a lazy person, I do all the cleaning myself, I even go to the market to buy things and cook for myself. But what I discovered is that most girls are very lazy and are scared of maintaining my neat house. Should I reduce my cleanliness so some of these dirty girls could at least fit in? or should I continue searching for a girl who is like me? Any nairaland girl interested?

once again, i hold dat u r hidin something. i even find it difficult to believe that some people believe wat u posted and r replying accordingly. guy, r u interested in findin a babe or wat?
Politics › Re: Scrap 36 States Now —anyaoku by slap1(m): 4:24pm On Dec 02, 2009
easier said than done! would Anyaoku do that if he mistakenly becomes the president?
Christianity Etc › How Strong Is Your Current Spiritual Life? by slap1(op): 4:07pm On Dec 02, 2009
I'm a Christian. Previously, i live a life worthy of emulation (at least on the outside). i used to enjoy a cozy relationship with God but not anymore. now i rise and fall so often i fear i may die in my sins. so how is your own spiritual life?
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Today? by slap1(m): 4:02pm On Dec 02, 2009
for giving me life today, despite my numerous sins, be glorified. Daddy, please our sister who has a N200 million problem (which is nothing to you) with her bank. get her a better job, AMEN!

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