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Phone/Internet Market › Re: Pls Suggest Phone I Can Get For 13000 Naira by slap1(m): 6:18am On Oct 02, 2015
Itel 1406
1GB RAM
8GB ROM
QUADCORE
4.0" screen
1,500 MAh

Itel1503
512MB RAM
8GB ROM
5.0"
2,200 mAh
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 9:06pm On Oct 01, 2015
Akpabioism:
Thanks for finding time to complete the story. I enjoyed it thoroughly n will read it over again
Thanks a lot! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy,Korede Bello And Asa Spotted At Mavin Record Headquarters(Photo) by slap1(m): 6:32pm On Oct 01, 2015
Satan be gone
Literature › Re: Nairaland Writers Collaboration 2015 (Discussion Thread) by slap1(m): 6:30pm On Oct 01, 2015
I'm interested. What's the eligibility? And what is the NWC about?
Education › Re: Only A Genius Can Interpret This (photo) by slap1(m): 5:01pm On Oct 01, 2015
INTROVERT:
Venus spins backwards compared to most of the other planets. It spins or rotates in the opposite direction that Earth rotates. This means that on Venus the Sun rises in the west and sets in the east. On Earth the Sun rises in the east and sets in the west.


BE EDUCATED OKAY... grin
Mature reply. I like.
Phones › Re: Which Network Provider Disturbs With Promotional Messages The Most? by slap1(m): 4:55pm On Oct 01, 2015
grin

Politics › Re: BREAKING: Again, Yoruba Traditional Ruler Kidnapped By Fulani Herdsmen by slap1(m): 2:34pm On Oct 01, 2015
No comment
Politics › Re: Independence Anniversary Expenditure For The Past 5 Years. - Nasir El-rufai by slap1(m): 2:04pm On Oct 01, 2015
Why only five years? What of OBJ? Didn't he celebrate Independence Day?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Job - Here's My Testimony by slap1(m): 1:56pm On Oct 01, 2015
I like point #5.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Wishes Nigerians Happy Independence Day by slap1(m): 1:50pm On Oct 01, 2015
HungerBAD:
Ohh the Table? The season is too early for anything to be defined now.

But, my money is on the Coach of Arsenal and Liverpool losing their Jobs this Season.
Even the craziest gambler won't be on Wenger getting sacked.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fuel Dump Discovered In Maiduguri (Photos) by slap1(m): 1:49pm On Oct 01, 2015
Chelsea... grin
No comment
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Ambushed And Killed 2 Fleeing Terrorists (photo) by slap1(m): 1:38pm On Oct 01, 2015
Only two and it's news?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Wishes Nigerians Happy Independence Day by slap1(m): 1:08pm On Oct 01, 2015
HungerBAD:
Are we talking about Chelsea here? Or Arsenal?
Chelsea... Check the league table, it doesn't lie.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Wishes Nigerians Happy Independence Day by slap1(m): 1:05pm On Oct 01, 2015
HungerBAD:
What of my team Chelsea?

Anyway on behalf of Chelsea, Nigeria Happy Independence Day Celebration.

Up Chelsea.

N:B

Them Don sack Arsene Wenger?
They would soon stop bringing your games to the front page. Front page is for the big boys, not relegation-threatened teams.
Family › Re: MFM Pastor Batters Wife Of 17 Years For Opting Out Of Marriage (photos) by slap1(m): 12:05pm On Oct 01, 2015
The devil has won this one this time.
Literature › Re: .. by slap1(m): 9:50am On Oct 01, 2015
llaykorn:
I think your guess is right. Thanks, bro. Are you in too?
Yes, I'm in.
Literature › Re: .. by slap1(m): 7:46am On Oct 01, 2015
llaykorn:
I don't want the story on NL; for some reasons, sir.
Hmm. I think I could hazard a guess as to why... Goodluck.
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 7:35am On Oct 01, 2015
Special thanks to iamehmakute for his dedicated following.
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 7:33am On Oct 01, 2015
*THE END*
Literature › Re: Second Thought (a Short Story) by slap1(op): 7:30am On Oct 01, 2015
I went about my job with renewed vigour, buoyed by my boss’ promise that she would reject any move to sack me on the grounds that I have worked hard, against all odds, and the company was better off with me on board. I called Ify with news of my small victory, carefully editing the part I deemed fit and only telling her I decided, on a hunch, to open up to my boss and it had worked like magic. She was happy for me and said so, but I could sense her mother’s worsening health was getting the better of her; her voice was lacking the warmth I had always known it to have. I felt bad and promised to come to Enugu to see them during the weekend. On Friday evening, while trying to book a flight to Enugu online, my phone rang. It was Ify, obviously calling to make sure I was coming as planned.


“Hello, Nne. Good evening. I was about booking a flight to Enugu now. How’s mom?”


“She’s still there, just a little improvement, but that’s not why I called.”


“OK?” There was obviously something else.


“Something interesting happened here this afternoon, a nurse just told me about it a few minutes ago.” I kept quiet, willing her to continue. She breathed out heavily.


“You won’t believe this. According to the nurse, a very sick patient had confided in her that she didn’t think she would survive the sickness and wanted to make a confession before she died. She confessed to being a secretary at a law firm who was coerced by her boss into altering the original will of a dying wealthy man to favour his best friend and confidant against his wife. She said she had typed the original will long ago, when the man was still alive and…”


“You’re serious about this, baby?”


“I’m telling you what I heard. I didn’t see the woman myself. And we can’t be sure it’s your company here.”


“Yeah, that’s true,” I said, still convinced that it had to be what I thought it was. Why would a man insert a clause like that in his will? “I’m coming to Enugu tomorrow morning, and I would love to see that woman.”


“It’s OK,” Ify said. “Take care of yourself.”


“You too.”


My flight was unusually punctual and before 9:30 am the next morning, I was sitting beside a weak, teary-eyed, middle-aged woman. My suspicions were correct. She confirmed the company in question was indeed Lima Pharmaceuticals. She was unjustly fired the same year she was forced to type that document but she made copies of the original and forged documents and still knew someone who might be willing to testify. When I mentioned it, she said it was OK to call my boss.


“Are you sure about this?” my boss asked when I called her with the news.


“Yes. I’m sitting beside her right now.”
“I’ll be there in an hour,” she said, meaning she could probably use a chattered flight.


“And get a small camcorder; I don’t know where I kept mine.”


Fifty-five minutes later, I met her downstairs and led her into the ward. The woman authorized the use of the camcorder; she obviously had nothing to lose. She finished by saying she was deeply sorry. My boss said she understood there was nothing she could have done in the circumstance. We contacted someone from her family who she told where to get copies of the documents. Before she left, my boss paid her hospital bills and offered to take her to a specialist hospital in Abuja.


“When are you coming back?” she asked as we walked out to the airport taxi waiting in the hospital’s parking lot.
“Tomorrow morning.”


“OK. We need to sue those bastards. I’ll call my lawyer to know whether the document and video recording are enough grounds for an arrest. If possible, I’m getting him arrested Monday morning, right in front of all the staff.”


The way he looked at me that Monday morning, as he was being led away by plainclothes policemen, showed he believed I had a hand in his predicament. His requests to first see his lawyer was wordlessly ignored as they led him out to the blue Toyota Hilux. I couldn’t feel sorry for him, he got what he deserved. I walked back to my office as the Hilux drove away.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Man Assaults Yvonne Nelson For Refusing To Hug Him by slap1(m): 9:33pm On Sep 30, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Well i must say This is appalling and disgusting: Yes, it's hideous
and horrendous,despicable and deplorable; I had
say revolting more like awful and egregious.To me
this is flagitious, indecent,ghoulish and nauseous
perfect word is morbid. You wouldn't be wrong if you
say its repulsive and contemptible.
Get well soon.
Celebrities › Re: Rapper Vic. O Slams Headies For Not Including Him In Its Nomination List by slap1(m): 7:51pm On Sep 30, 2015
I only know Vicks Lemon Plus.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Saraki Receiving The List Of Ministers by slap1(m): 6:26pm On Sep 30, 2015
Photocracy
Politics › Re: How Chief-Of-Army-Staff Buratai Spent His Sallah(pics by slap1(m): 4:31pm On Sep 30, 2015
And it had to be captured on camera? That's to tell you it's all for show.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Georgina Onuoha's Birthday Party by slap1(m): 1:20pm On Sep 30, 2015
Ok. I tried to make this my business, it didn't work.
Politics › Re: Buhari Submits Ministerial List To The Senate - Daily Trust by slap1(m): 11:50am On Sep 30, 2015
*YAWNS*
Celebrities › Re: I Just Might Be One Of The Hottest Nairander To Grace This Platform Pics. by slap1(m): 9:33am On Sep 30, 2015
Don't worry, you will see what you're looking for... Lalasticlala
Politics › Re: I Will Be Petroluem Minister-Buhari by slap1(m): 8:06am On Sep 30, 2015
I am not a fan of Buhari, but I support this decision.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Rochas Okorocha Dancing Shakitibobo As Tekno Sings by slap1(m): 5:21pm On Sep 29, 2015
Owelle keep disgracing us, it is well.
NYSC › Re: Stop Disturbing NYSC Staff For Concessional Posting, DG Warns by slap1(m): 3:22pm On Sep 29, 2015
Onyeka32:
you nor want make 9ja better
Choosing a place you wish to stay and serve your country better is not a bad thing. I'm still waiting for them to make this thing optional.
Phones › Re: Oukitel K4000,‘hammer-proof’& 4,000mah Big Battery 4G Smartphone by slap1(m): 10:37am On Sep 29, 2015
Hmm... Na wa for China o!
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Goes Shopping In Abuja (Photos) by slap1(m): 10:32am On Sep 29, 2015
She may end up buying only a gallon of vegetable oil.

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