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Crime › Re: Busari Peace Rescued From Lebanese Seller by SLAP44: 6:22pm On Apr 28, 2020
Thank God. She should learn to stay in Nigeria, not trying to run away after her people voted for this disaster lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Must Read: Angry Nigeria Youth Cry Out – Akute Ayomide by SLAP44: 6:21pm On Apr 28, 2020
Na wao
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To MURIC Claims On Corona Virus by SLAP44: 6:18pm On Apr 28, 2020
grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Woman Rescued From Lebanese Who Put Her Up For Sale On Facebook (Video) by SLAP44: 6:08pm On Apr 28, 2020
Good one
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: I Will Be Live Tomorrow To Answer All Your Questions by SLAP44: 6:02pm On Apr 28, 2020
Nnamdi Kanu 2
Zombies United 0

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Nairaland General › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Says Another Speaker Dead by SLAP44: 3:50pm On Apr 28, 2020
That will be very sad.
Politics › Re: What Do You Think Is The Problem With Nigeria? Drop Your Opinions. by SLAP44: 12:25pm On Apr 28, 2020
Yenefer:
Ignos
Hate for "Ignos" lol
Business › Re: Thousands Of People Wait For Onitsha Main Market To Open (Photos) by SLAP44: 12:23pm On Apr 28, 2020
Godons1:
Take these Beautiful pictures of Alaigbo. grin
You wish grin
Romance › Re: Why Has Some Ladies Turned Relationship Into A Poverty Alleviation Scheme? by SLAP44: 12:17pm On Apr 28, 2020
adeniyimam:
So true grin grin
Some guys think because a lady left them, It automatically means they will get rich in future and eventually meet the girl selling plaintain on the streets. No be Nollywood.... She can make it on her own and as a matter of fact, she can make it before you sef
It happened to my friend. His former babe he dumped because his level changed to a car owner status is now married to a current member of Nigeria HOA in his state, a dashing, handsome young man tipped to become a governor some day. My guy still dey rock the Honda accord he was riding when he dumped her grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING!!!500 Billion COVID Fund:Senate Bars Journalists From National Assembly by SLAP44: 12:11pm On Apr 28, 2020
Ok
Crime › Re: Unknown Body Found Dead Along Ogo-oluwa Road In Osun (photo) by SLAP44: 12:03pm On Apr 28, 2020
What type of senseless reportage is this?

You see a man whose shoe is missing on one leg and a tyre is lying near it while it had no head and you are looking for what killed it?

Well, let's ask the babalawos around the neighborhood if they, per chance saw a missing head.
Politics › Re: Nnamdikanu Takes Over Nigerian Twitter [SCREENSHOTS] by SLAP44: 12:02pm On Apr 28, 2020
I respect Mazi Nnamdi Kanu
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Dies Of COVID-19 Complication – IMN Confirms (photos) by SLAP44: 10:17am On Apr 28, 2020
Grayoso:
Brother, better focus on replacing scammer dilector and porn star Kanu quickly with a clone before the world finds out you have an impostor in place in the form form of Mbomo Patrice Abia from Cameroon.
No wonder your sister is snitching on you grin

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Dies Of COVID-19 Complication – IMN Confirms (photos) by SLAP44: 10:16am On Apr 28, 2020
Corrinthians:
See thick tears rolling down his cheeks as he types. The emojis arent gonna make it any less painful bra. grin

Ohamadike is dead and gone to his grave, hmmm, haa, gone to his grave.

They planted an Udara tree over his head, hmmm, haa, over his head.

You can complete the song as you cry along. grin
Nnamdi Kanu has bought this one With bitcoin grin

Corrinthians is a property of the great Ohamadike, make sure you attend to all his threads or he will get angry with you.

See you at the Next Ohamadike Thread grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Dies Of COVID-19 Complication – IMN Confirms (photos) by SLAP44: 10:06am On Apr 28, 2020
opribo:
It is things like this that makes some larger than life itself. Now they employ lies, photo editing and all just to proof a pinpoint when the man emerges to talk wont he have more followers and more powers.

The message his preaching is the truth. Restructure this country before it becomes too late.
If you see anyone opposing Nnamdi Kanu, you are looking at the same people who has made sure Nigeria is a shitholle country grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Dies Of COVID-19 Complication – IMN Confirms (photos) by SLAP44: 10:03am On Apr 28, 2020
Grayoso:
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Again, the display of partisanship and playing victim Igbos are historically known for when they were first to offend others. This same attitude saw them once infamously and brutally kill the leaders of others while sparing their own.

When Kanu and Igbos were busy proclaiming Buhari dead, what did you see then?

When you all spammed Nigerian news and blogging outlet with "proof" of Buhari's death, to include claims the Queen of England sent Nigeria an RIP message over the death of PMB, what was your thought then? Who were the Igbos afraid of then?

Or can we just say that your words today is another indication of Igbos living in the biggest glass house while lobbing boulders at others?

Peter Tosh had Igbos in mind with his Glass house hit below. Focus on the part of the song that admonishes:
" If you live in a glass house don't throw stones and if you can't take blows brother don't throw blows".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wcRTqwH1q4[/s]
There's enough trash in your post to make all LAWMA waste disposal men to resign grin
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Donates Food & Medical Items To Kano (Photos) by SLAP44:
Her excellency only rules over the north? grin
Politics › Re: Hear What Actor Kenneth Okonkwo Said On Buhari's Government So Far by SLAP44: 8:55am On Apr 28, 2020
GuestLog:
Old gist. Why bring it up again?
They are grasping at straws just to stay afloat grin
Politics › Re: Hear What Actor Kenneth Okonkwo Said On Buhari's Government So Far by SLAP44: 8:52am On Apr 28, 2020
That's so old. He has since apologised and was forgiven.
Business › Re: Thousands Of People Wait For Onitsha Main Market To Open (Photos) by SLAP44: 8:51am On Apr 28, 2020
investnow2013:
At main market Onitsha yesterday traders gathered in larger numbers, awaiting the opening of the market.
Do you know how much money people has paid into their "akant" and awaiting delivery?
Business › Re: Thousands Of People Wait For Onitsha Main Market To Open (Photos) by SLAP44: 8:49am On Apr 28, 2020
Give us more gist and picture jare, I miss Alaigbo like mad.
Business › Re: Thousands Of People Wait For Onitsha Main Market To Open (Photos) by SLAP44: 8:46am On Apr 28, 2020
The great Otu Nkwo, we eagerly await the opening of this market more than we await the resumption of Premier league matches grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Dies Of COVID-19 Complication – IMN Confirms (photos) by SLAP44: 8:42am On Apr 28, 2020
All I see is fear of the great Ohamadike!

Nnamdi Kanu be peppering them like Bolanle grin

Nnamdi pepper them oooo, pepper them
Ohamadike pepper them oooo, pepper them oooo
Who no like better tinz?

grin grin grin
Family › Re: I Made The Worst Mistake Of My Life by SLAP44: 8:39am On Apr 28, 2020
I think you deserve to be forgiven only because of your tender age when you betrayed your aunt. If not I would have said you deserve to suffer.

But you really need to beg your aunt for as long as possible, throw yourself on the ground and cry your eyes out. She may be moved to forgive.
Politics › Re: Summary Of Pres Buhari's Speech by SLAP44: 8:57pm On Apr 27, 2020
neoclassical:
Please I need a summary of Mr President's speech for today, 27th April, 2020 in the following areas:
1. Will Schools resume on the 4th of May?
2. Will churches and Mosques start their services on that day?
3. What are the selected services and businesses that will start on that day.
These areas were vague from the speech. Whoever has a clue on them should please explain.
Thanks.
You have a chief executive governor in your state. He makes that decision for you.
Politics › Re: What Is The Point Of A Curfew In Lagos? by SLAP44: 8:55pm On Apr 27, 2020
VaselineCrew:
Apparently, there is going to be a curfew in Lagos, starting next Monday, between 8pm and 6am.

Can someone please tell me the point of this curfew.

How will Lagosians get home on time?

I see this as another avenue for law enforcement officers to harass people.
Stop wailing , its not good for your health.
Politics › Re: Anambra State Exposing Self to dangerous Covid19 virus by SLAP44: 6:45pm On Apr 27, 2020
truthfulperson:
The Anambra state government is playing with danger by lifting the states lockdown, covid19 virus is very dangerous and not to be played with. Opening up the state right now is very bad. Kano state should be taken as example as to how devastating the virus can be when not taken seriously. It is too early to open up markets and places of worship when nigeria is yet to experience the peak of the viral attack.
How many people has covid 19 killed in kano?
Food › Re: Ubulu-uku Farmer Harvests World's Largest Tuber Of Cassava by SLAP44: 6:39pm On Apr 27, 2020
Igbo get food o

I tuber that can yield 1 bag of garri.

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