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PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 9:28am On Feb 21, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Happy Birthday..... May your days be longer than a piece of string.............. grin
Chai, so no umidigi goodies for me? Even if na watch I go appreciate. Thanks anyways. grin
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 8:43am On Feb 21, 2019
Lexusgs430:
What did i hear people say about Glo 4G...........


Glo is really blazing...... Rocking this Band 28 like say 2moro no dey.........
Shey when we talk am people dey look us like say our mouth dey smell.
Egbon today na my birthday oh, oya do something. grin
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 1:03am On Feb 21, 2019
MacMkboy:
Adaptive Na Battery Sucker Na.
Not on umidigi devices.
FamilyRe: Husband In Tears As Wife Showers Praises On Him For Being A Good Hubby by Slazim: 7:15pm On Feb 20, 2019
Na only man wey get money woman go kneel down for like this Jare.
PoliticsRe: Elections Postponement: FG Orders Immediate Payment Of February Salaries by Slazim: 6:08pm On Feb 20, 2019
No biggie in this at all, pay us the new minimum and we will call that a feat.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 5:58pm On Feb 20, 2019
Lexusgs430:
Give us more details.......
I charged my phone and it ran down as shown.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 1:13pm On Feb 20, 2019
See trouble oh.

PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 12:10pm On Feb 19, 2019
khalidx:
download shot on camera from play store and you will be able to add name
Oh, OK. Thanks.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 11:08am On Feb 19, 2019
Lexusgs430:
My settings......
How do you attach a name to the watermark?
Christianity EtcRe: Dear Spiritual Husbands And Husbands-to-be by Slazim: 11:46pm On Feb 15, 2019
DanLarry369:
Dear spiritual husbands and husbands-to-be,
I feel it's a good time of the year for me to share this very important truth with you:

Sometimes we focus so much on the big things that are required to make our marriage work, things like commitment, communication, trust, forgiveness, etc, that we loose sight of the smaller things that hold up the foundation of our marriage, smaller things like occasionally looking at your wife's buttocks.

Excuse me, today you'll need to drop your cloak of spirituality for a minute and let me talk to you.

Look, sometimes when you are out together with your wife, for a moment, get lost staring at her body for no reason, keep your eyes on her curves and those mushy areas, and make sure she catches you staring at her. When you are taking a walk together, slow down a bit and look at her buttocks, again, make sure you make it obvious for her to notice you looking at her. You see, women love to be admired, especially by her man. She wants to know that you still find her attractive, not by your kind compliments alone, I mean, paying her sweet compliments is good, but what's better is for her to see that you are pretty much interested in the things that you compliment.

I know you are a spiritual man and things like this may sound carnal to you, but please, don't get this confused.

IN MARRIAGE, the ratio of a Spiritual man's spirituality to his sexual carnality is 50/50. One is not higher than the other. I'll repeat that again incase your spirit is trying to be stubborn with this truth...

The moment you get married, your spirituality and your sexual carnality have to balance themselves out automatically.
In other words, you will have to make love to your spouse as much as you pray together.
I mean, If you have to pray together when you wake up in the morning, then you also have to kiss each other when you wake up.
If you like let that your stubborn spirit be doing me mtchwewwww mtchwewwww undecided undecided undecided , that is how some of you drink too much anointing oil and end up keeping somebody's daughter in a boring, lifeless marriage she will have to endure.

Listen, There is a time to turn up Travis Greene, Hillsongs and Sinach and have a whole worship concert alone together... and a time to let One Direction play slowly on the background.

There is a time for hearing the echoes of your spouse, and a time for hearing the voice of your Father.
Please, avoid a boring marriage. We don't need anymore ministers, pastors and Godly husbands who are only excited when they're ministering on the pulpit or leading a prayer group. It profits a man nothing to stir up the congregation to stupor and go back home to a wife who cannot remember the last time she laughed at his jokes. You can lay hands on people but you cannot tap your wife's buttocks, and you think God is happy with you? It is an error to spend time together praying at the chapel and not spend time together cuddling in the shower.
Balance up your spirituality with your sexual carnality sir, tap your wife's buttocks occasionally, stare at it, hold it, sneak in behind her and grab it in the kitchen, squeeze it in bed, it doesnt make you any more carnal and less spiritual, these are the small blocks that connects the bigger pillars of your marriage.

And to you dear Unmarried brethren,
Save up all your carnality now and unleash them in your marriage. As a single believer you are not permitted to be carnaly minded, but as soon as that whistle blows piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimm on your wedding day, UNLEASH!!!!!!
Nice write up, from the title I almost mistook it to mean "spirit husband".
RomanceRe: Help! I Am Not Emotionally Attached To My Fiancee by Slazim: 1:12am On Feb 14, 2019
XaintJoel20:
I would have done that long before now, but I still think she is too good to let go just like that.

I think I should tell you some few things you should know about her:
After our service year I was struggling to get a job and she advice I set up a business and helped with about 50% of the capital with which I started my current business.

When we started, she bought a large plot of land in my state and just recently developing the plot for agricultural use.

On all the occasion she has visited me in my state, she has done so with her money and also getting plenty of goodies for me and my family.

Just recently, she bought into my lifelong plan of travelling out of the country. She has put visible plan on ground for us to leave the country soon after our wedding.

The truth, is that when I think of her inbuilt qualities, I am force to believe I will be on the losing side if she fails into the hands of someone else.
That's why I said I am in a dilemma.
Bro I know that feeling but I must tell you, you are not being sincere to yourself. I know some folks would ask "who love epp", love alone sef is not enough to keep a marriage, it's good to have someone very supportive and financially independent but think of what would happen when you eventually find someone you are emotionally attached to and your woman finds out.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slazim: 8:37pm On Feb 13, 2019
mikeycharles:
I like it in dollars since I feel Aliexpress currency conversion rate might be off so I just multiply the price by protein0's $$
OK, but how did you make yours show in naira please?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slazim: 3:54pm On Feb 13, 2019
mikeycharles:
Goldway
Don't know why the currency on mine keeps showing in dollars.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slazim: 1:12pm On Feb 13, 2019
EBUBS:
Kai. Finally grin
What store is this please?
PoliticsRe: Muslim Council Calls For Sack Of Taraba SSG Over Comment by Slazim: 9:49am On Feb 13, 2019
Seetto:
Nothing is wrong with saying he hates Muslims, and you are okay with that, if a Muslim uttered a less inciting statements, you will lead the campaign shouting Muslims are blood sucker...
It's a free world, after all its part of their doctrine to kill "infidels" or non believers and that means anyone who dosent believe or practice islam.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Zahra And Yusuf Buhari Campaigning For PMB by Slazim: 6:13pm On Feb 12, 2019
freemanbubble:
Isoright

Whether Una campaign for Una daddy or not



But one thing i can bet my balls on is the fact that pdp will win my state. Edo state to be precise. Edo is for atiku aguero Abubakar

Infact let me even bet one of my balls in advance

It is the beginning of the end of Apchiit

We dey always maga Apchiit for presidential election for Edo

Last one na Jonathan still win with all the noise when oshiomhole and APC make

Infact let me just bet the two balls in advance
Edo state? For this same Benin weh APC collect people pvc give them 10k each? Make we dey watch.
RomanceRe: Man Resting His Head On His Fiancée’s Chest In Pre-wedding Photos by Slazim: 11:51am On Feb 12, 2019
isax:
Yes, I no see sense for ur comment
Really? And you had time to quote me twice?
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Under-Utilized GF. by Slazim: 4:36am On Feb 12, 2019
This is some crazy ish! I love this.
RomanceRe: Man Resting His Head On His Fiancée’s Chest In Pre-wedding Photos by Slazim: 6:49pm On Feb 11, 2019
isax:
You know her before? �
Do I need to, you no dey see?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Pray With Candle? by Slazim: 2:39pm On Feb 10, 2019
NCANTaskForce:
shocked

Hit like for Atiku

Share for Buhari
Nice, but unfortunately over 90% of those that hit likes don't have a pvc and would not vote.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 11:32am On Feb 10, 2019
Mizik:
Both The Redmi Note 7 and the Honor 8x with Kirin 710 beats the Umidigi F1 in benchmarks.
But the Umidigi beats them in speed and real world usage.
Moral:
Don't always trust benchmarks grin.
This is one of the reasons why i prefer stock android than a heavily customized ui.
Watch the speed test here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmtSUjptNCA
We still need G cam.
CelebritiesRe: Inem Peter: I Want A Rich Serious Man For Marriage by Slazim: 11:39am On Feb 09, 2019
Onyi22:
Even me too oooo, broken ass niggas keep off.....
Aunty it's "broke ass nigga" not "broken" Tanchu.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need Sienna For Higher Purchase/weekly Remittances For Transportation by Slazim: 7:50am On Feb 07, 2019
I guess you mean [b][/b]hire purchase. All the best.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 11:34pm On Feb 05, 2019
Another way of making the finger print scanner more effective is registering the same finger twice or trice so it can capture every possible angle the finger may be placed, worked for me.
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Slazim: 1:33pm On Feb 05, 2019
xwallace4u:
please can you help me with honest review of umidigi one pro and also did it come with gifts (case& protector screen) mentioned on jumia... Is it heating on heavy usage & what of camera? I want to buy this one pro... Am patiently waiting for your honest review bro
I own and use an Umidigi one I got from Jumia, it came with a pouch/casing but no screen guard.

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