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Politics / Re: My Father Was A Governor, But I’m Dying Of Poverty – Barkin Zuwo’s Son by sleekdoc: 7:20pm On Apr 04, 2009
This fart should take a look at people like Femi Otedola and shut the shit up.  Femi has gone on to make much more money than his father who was also a governor ever did.
    Weak minded fellow who has wasted God given oppurtunities while waiting for someone to come and take care of all his problems for him
Romance / Re: The Best Place To Get A Wife! by sleekdoc: 8:24pm On Mar 31, 2009
@ sillyboy

i think ill like to join u on that "1 leg up" research. Noting goes for nothing these days o, the only thing is when u find the one u think u wana marry, then it may not matter to you anymore,except of course she is overdoing it.

@ topic

Free ur mind, love can happen anywhere, dont restrict urself by thinkin the church for example is where u meet "good" girls, u might jus end up meeting a girl who is in the process of trying to change from an incredibily "colourful" life, nothin wrong with that really, but what if she fails along the way and reverts back to her old ways, another problem is she will have too many secrets,things buried in the past that may come back to haunt both of u.
I believe one can meet his wife any where at all ( not in 1 leg up sha! and not in da club or all other such places ).
I'm yet to meet mine too, so all u single beautiful ladies in da house, let ur voice be heard on this thread smiley wink cool
Business / Re: Intercontinental Bank Has Become Useless by sleekdoc: 11:59pm On Mar 14, 2009
Lost faith in em since the 50 naira atm issue and a few other issues, since then been running low cash in my ipsa account , got the texts too about the 10k min balance and was further disappointed. Come monday ill jus take what i have left and leave jus 10k, jus to make erastus happy, at least that's what he wanted, its quite annoying sha
Skye bank is still the best my people, i really love that bank so much that i smile to myself anytime i see their signs or adverts. Skye is the best bank in nigeria (i hope ), mind u i dont work there o
Family / Re: Divorce Proceedings 2 Months Into A Marriage. by sleekdoc: 7:50pm On Mar 12, 2009
@ spikedcylinder
wink
Family / Re: Divorce Proceedings 2 Months Into A Marriage. by sleekdoc: 8:31pm On Mar 11, 2009
@ spikedcylinder

been watching you gal, wild luv to spike ur cylinder someday

@ topic

Ur friend cant jus run like that, he needs to catch her cheating or something so that he can have legal and biblical grounds for the divorce, since he knows he's gona leave, let him jus play it cool and ignore all her excesses, he might even become nicer to her and smile all the time,knowing what he's gona do, at the same time u guys strategize how u gona "catch her", and when u do blow it to the whole world, then he can kick her out and everybody, even God will support it
Religion / Re: A Question For Tithe Payers by sleekdoc: 8:30pm On Mar 05, 2009
@ Topic

I've always wanted people's views on this topic, pls i want y'all to tell me what u think:

For me i believe what the bible says about giving to the church, has nothing to do with a "church building" per se, because the church is the people in it, God's people and in God's eye, there's no redeem,no christembassy or watever, just people right?
So what i do is, i give my 10% to people who really need it, people i feel really need help, people i dont know, and i try to do it as anonymously as possible, wether its hospital bills, school fees, or whatevr i can find to do to actually touch lives,
I'll rather do this and bring joy to people's lives, rather than contribute to one pastor's private jet or expensive suits,or trips abroad E.T.C!!! angry
This is my view, iv always wanted to talk about this issue
let me know what y'all think!
Religion / Re: Anyone Help With Rituals, Ife,juju,black Magic Etc. by sleekdoc: 12:18pm On Mar 05, 2009
@ poster
   This is what God has to say directly to you,  make sure you read every single word!

Philippians 4:19 "But my God
shall supply all your needs according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus."


philippians 4:13 "I can do ALL things through christ which strengtheneth me"

Mark 10:27 "And Jesus looking
upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for
with God all things are possible."

John 14:6: Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

Acts 2:38: Peter replied, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness
of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.

Hebrews 11:6: And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe
that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him.

John 3:16-18: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not
perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world
through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already
because he has not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son

Ephesians 1:13: And you also were included in Christ when you heard the word of truth, the gospel of your
salvation. Having believed, you were marked in him with a seal, the promised Holy Spirit.

Ephesians 6:10-12: Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. Put on the full armor of God so that you
can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the
rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the
heavenly realms.

II Timothy 3:16 & 17: All scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in
righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work.

I John 1:7-9: But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of
Jesus, his son, purifies us from all sin. If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.

Hebrews 9:27: Just as man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment.

II Thessalonians 1:8 & 9: God will punish those who do not know God and do not obey the gospel of our Lord
Jesus. They will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the
majesty of his power.

Philippians 4:6 & 7: Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with
thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard
your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.

Galatians 2:20: I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I lived in the
body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me

Psalm 55:22 " cast thy burden upon the LORD, an he shall SUSTAIN thee: he shall never suffer the righteous to be moved.
Religion / Re: Anyone Help With Rituals, Ife,juju,black Magic Etc. by sleekdoc: 12:12pm On Mar 05, 2009
@ poster

Satan and his demons can never truely help you, they may jus help you get some temporary material things of this world after that is pain pain pain and  eternal damnation, for some its in a very short while, some get to keep their contracts much longer depending on how they negotiated it in the first place and how they feed it with human parts, other human beings(mostly close loved family members are requested for), or anyother crazy demand satan choses to demand from you, in the end they all spend their eternity in the pits of HELL,wit their souls lost forever,
        Imagine being in a burning room, you cant leave and you cant DIE, you jus get the pain forever and ever, no water, nothing! thats what hell is like.
BUT if you chose to get BORN AGAIN today and surrender all to Jesus, he will take care of everything for you, cos God already gave him to die and shed his blood on the cross of calvary so that no one has to do that again,more so u get to spend eternity in heaven where the streets are paved of gold and ur on holiday forever in the most beautiful place ur eyes can ever behold.
        The moment you accept him into your life and accept that he died 4 u, his blood that was shed begins to speak for you, your spirit man becomes renewed, he gives u the holy spirit to guide you, all those demons and even satan cant so much as come close to you, cos all u need is to call the name of JESUS and u send confusion into their camp, u become superior to all of them,  this is why they dont want u to see the truth, satan already knows his fate and he knows he has a deadline, so he's tyring to take as many as possible with him through all such contracts to take ur soul (any consultation with a spiritualist,herbalist or watever is as good as a contract so BEWARE! ). he is doomed already, YOU dont have to be!
  Connect directly with the creator today (GOD) and begin to operate with more power than any spiritualist can ever have, you can begin to speak whateever you want to happen into your own life with faith and in the name of Jesus, and so will it be!,

Please take the time to read my next post and hear directly from GOD
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland? by sleekdoc: 10:58pm On Mar 04, 2009
tee*ice:

@sleekdoc
If you pay attention long enough you wud know wat all the fuss is about.
Do you want the names of the women posters on this thresd and count that of the men?
You will get your answer there.

was a rhetorical question, doesnt need an answer, besides ur answer dont make much sense to me.

anyway have fun tee-ice woman through n through lol, this is the world wide web, anonymity is part o d game.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland? by sleekdoc: 10:05pm On Mar 04, 2009
elowa:

You need not make a statement yet. at least, presido will see her one day


im sayin this cos no one has seen so much as a pic, yet theyr ready to drive miles to see this person, wondering wat all the fuss is about

tee*ice:

I am a woman all through, which one are you?

im a man all through,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland? by sleekdoc: 9:37pm On Mar 04, 2009
For all we know, the poster might even be a guy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How Do I Make Friends On Nairaland? by sleekdoc: 10:30pm On Mar 03, 2009
@ poster

seems to me uv made so many friends already, good 4 u.
Heres one more nice guy 4 u to be friends wit
Romance / Re: Why Do People Take Oaths In Relationships? by sleekdoc: 12:16am On Mar 03, 2009
kokoye:

Pure stupidity, ignorance and selfishness as some people have mentioned.

I know a girl (16 at the time) who had a blood convenant with her boyfriend cos she was moving to the United States from naija - she told me they both sucked each other's blood after piercing their skins. What seemed like innocent fun way back them began to haunt the lady - she was 21 when she started going thru the pains. I dont want to go into details because it'll sound too hard to believe for some on this thread - but I witnessed it with my own eyes.

Anyway, this girl went for deliverance then went to Nigeria to break up with the guy . . but her mama no gree o. The mom said she had to marry the guy since they had a blood convenant (I guess the mom wasnt ready to deal with the loss of her daughter). Thank God these people are happily married now i hope

So please do not do it to make the other person happy. If your love cannot sustain the trust then you got no business being together.

I took an oath with my ex- girlfriend a few years back, it was pretty much the same as described above, she was travelling we pierced the fingers, only we didnt suck, we jus rubbed together. At the time i just cldnt stand the thought of her been with another guy, almost drove me mad (was very childish back then ), but hey you guys are really scaring me o, cos i got over her quickly and broke the whole thing off, what can i do about this?
Pls Kokoye tell us what happened to the girl. I know nothing can happen to me anyway cos i prayed about it and i have faith in Jesus.

@ Tonye-t

Pls let people post watever topics they like o, there will always be some people that can identify with it, even if it makes no sense to you!
Romance / Re: How Many Times Can U 4give Her? by sleekdoc: 7:18pm On Feb 26, 2009
@ Topic

Zero!
Romance / Re: Will My Girl Be Faithful? by sleekdoc: 7:13pm On Feb 26, 2009
@ Poster

Guy,jus listen to this dude:

Ifedisky:

Campuses are a severe test to distant relatioships. There is no guarantee what would happen if one's beau goes to school and it's not predicated on if ur girl is good or bad. The pressures inside campuses for dating relationships are severe and mostly peer induced so it could be helpful if you do visit your girl, once in a while, and get to know her girlfriends and establish a kind of presence in her life on campus.
There's no bigger bait in schools for guys than a babe who doesn't have a recognisable boyfriend. If your babe is "boyfriendless" in skul,they'll swarm her. She might not be able to cope with the derison and contempt of her friends who'll want her on the same "level" with em . On the other hand, if she gets a platonic relationship as a front and the guy is a sharp guy, she's dead duck as she's so likely to fall!
Your best bet is to sit her down and talk about the basis of ur relatioship. Point out the pressures she'll face and help her understand how she'll handle them. Open and maintain a communication channel and establish your presence in her new environment.
On the other hand, YOU CAN SET HER FREE. IF SHE COME'S BACK TO YOU, SHE'S YOUR'S. IF SHE DOESN'T, THEN SHE'S NEVER YOUR'S TO START WITH. Enjoy!!

couldnt have said it better myyself
Romance / Re: Boys Beware Of The Female Folks! by sleekdoc: 7:04pm On Feb 26, 2009
Forget these girls o, , 90% of them have a price, always looking for the B.B.D(bigger better deal).
You can always differentiate the good ones with simple tests,play the bad money minded ones before they play you, love the good ones for keeps and dont let go cos they are in very very high demand, due to their very very short supply!
Business / Re: What Was Your Worst Experience With Our Nigerian Banks? by sleekdoc: 12:10am On Feb 26, 2009
Iv noticed people dont talk much about Skye bank, that is one very sweet bank, i mean its a really good bank and i plan to grow old with them. Gtb is also very good, intercontinental,standard chartered fair, ALL the others are POOR!
Zenith would have been ok too, but i have a feeling (i'm serious about this) that they actually train their staff on how to be rude and nasty to their customers, any corner of Nigeria you go to, its the same, its a very very bad bank, i wonder how they still have any customers or make any money, i have COUNTLESS encounters with them,its futile trying to enumerate them,in different branches all over the country,its really bad indeed.
U.B.A is very inefficient and they have ridiculous charges, i wont advise anybody to bank with them. ALL other banks are just POOR!
Q.E.D.

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