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Romance / Re: Unilag Girls Or Prostitutes! U Decide by sleekdoc: 11:43pm On Feb 16, 2009
Iv jus seen this video, and it seems these girls never intended for this video to come out to the open,they were probably jus doin there crazy thing in their room or whatever, most likely the girl doing the recording sold them out, or the video leaked some how.
And the one making all the noise might jus be an empty vessel making loud noise
I dont believe the video was intended to come out in public honestly, i may be wrong though.
Guys jus think of all those crazy gists about bleeping chics uv all most likely had in ur dorms back in school, this girls tits, how u banged that girls ass n all that, all the rubbish nonsense u might have said within urselves when u thot no one else was listening, does that make y'all prostitutes

I stand corrected sha,
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 12:39am On Feb 16, 2009
girlGod:

tall guys give girls freedom, you can wear high heels, as you look UP at them you see the starts and not the ground, its easier to be 'on top' of the guy if hes taller, its easier to dance with them, it just looks more pleasing to the eye,

this is all if you really care about your image,
if you love the guy then all shapes and sizes will do wink cheesy

so u luv to be on top huh? its all about skill, as a guy u dont have to be all that tall to handle that professionally, dont worry i can make you see stars in a lota ways without havin to look up at all wink
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Were Given An Opportunity To Be Invisible For 1hr Wat Wud U Do by sleekdoc: 12:23am On Feb 16, 2009
@ posters

Every one wants to rob a bank or a bureau de change, but guys do u think the money will become invisible too, or people will just see a pile of money floating through the air and do nothing shocked
Romance / Re: I Caught My Girl In Bed With My Brother by sleekdoc: 11:12pm On Feb 15, 2009
@ poster

No wonder your brother had the guts to Bleep your chic in the first place;

1) you ran away from the house after it happened, all in the name of not wanting to hurt anyone, my guy, its your brother that should have been running if he has any kind  of fear or respect whatsoever for you not you  runnig around to your friend's place.

2)As you said,your father had to make him give you an apology, wow

3) you'r still considering taking her back!, infact you cant get her out of your mind.

She obviously understands the kinda person you are, and is probably more streetwise, she will play you to your eventual ruin if your not careful.

Theres nothin anybody can say on this thread that will stop you from taking her back if your you want to( as i suspect u do), jus dont complain to anyone

and dont start any more threads when she fcuks with you again in whatever way. ( thats if u ever find out anyway,like ur brother helped you to the first time )
Romance / Re: Girls Tell The Truth: How Many Boyfriends Do You Have? by sleekdoc: 11:23pm On Feb 14, 2009
@ topic

a typical woman wld never ever ever confess this, most of them actually die with their secrets,lol
even if she mentions a number u can be sure it's more than that,
But hey, this post assumes that all women do this, i know the percentage is infinitesimally small,but some of them are clean, true
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 10:30pm On Feb 14, 2009
@ follypimpin

sorry did i jus call u girl??!! i have female friend i call that,thats prob why i slipped. sorry dude grin
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 10:28pm On Feb 14, 2009
@ follypimping,

i feel u girl, dont worry, i'm on track in that dept, but it wont really matter too much cos i like my girls loaded with excess cash to spare ( i aint messin with no G, digger) ,if u know wat i mean.
Nice one anyway
Foreign Affairs / Re: Another Plane Crash In New York. by sleekdoc: 12:55pm On Feb 14, 2009
@ Topic

I dont understand, sey na Obama dey fly the plane or what, abi sey na person wey jus resume office(obama) cause Bleep up wey fit don happen for F.A.A( federal aviation administration)
Romance / Re: Menses At Valentine(every Day Is Val People Please Do Not Click) by sleekdoc: 12:41pm On Feb 14, 2009
jassie:

Must you Bleep on Valentine's day? Sick peeps! tongue

my thoughts exactly
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 12:30pm On Feb 14, 2009
cvibe:

@ Poster,

You shouldn't look upon your deficiency as a barrier to getting laid. If Danny Devito can get laid, you sure can.

Maybe you're just not giving the ladies you meet that extra pizzaz. If a lady you meet tells you "if only you were taller", i'm guessing you might have displayed some wussy side of you to her.

wow, how many times do i have to repeat this, its not a problem of not getting a girl, it's getting a taller girl to get serious with me , darn i hope i never have to repeat it again angry

amosexy:

@poster

Short guys has tiny d**k and 99.99999% women want 'em BIG, so u see the problem with short guys.I am 5'7 myself and i dont like short guys too but they wont stop coming to me. Plz short guys stop coming to meeeeeeeee cry

Sorry sweetie, mine certainly isnt tiny i can assure you, no complaints in that dept at all. wink
steve49ja:

Yo P, you didnt create yourself so you shouldnt see this as a biggy, but seriously you prefer stretching to kiss ya girl? i mean you prefer tall babes??one man's meat. . .
Im not into tall girl
All my girllys are shorter than me, i hardly find babes taller than me and im just 5'8
So you see, Its not bout your height really
As there are babes who aint attracted to you cos of ya money so are there babes that'll be attracted to you irrespective of ya height,
I have a married friend, mind you i am taller than him and his wife is taller than me
So olboy when you get ya chance to UnCloth them do ya thing uniquely and i bet they'll forget ya being 5'7 na you sef go remind am make she try reach her house even if se na 1 day
Where there'll be prob is if you were a dwarf

Bow wow and Ciara dem be same height?
JD and Janet Jackson nko?
So what are you telling me?
Havent you heard most tall guys no de get sense?
Have you noticed our rich ibo men and their women?
Have you noticed our rich IBB and his mariam?

Je aye e sogbo? nuffyn do you, you are the best around!!


lol, best post so far, i like tall, sexy and classy with killer brains to match, i can give my life easily for such a woman (only if i know she luvs me too o, i no be mugu! )

fs:

She'll definitely come your way soon, that's the spirit! I know tall girls that have dated and married shorter guys. They are out there, its not impossible.

Yea im sure bout it,its only a matter of time
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 11:07pm On Feb 13, 2009
fs:

No, I don't feel harassed by the questions, they are good ones. My husband always says there has to be a reason for something. So here goes:

1. Would I still have married him if he was 5'7 with his same other qualities? I probably wouldn't have found out about his other qualities because I wouldn't have been interested in him to begin with. I wouldn't have dated him, hence we wouldn't have ended up married. I wouldn't have given myself the chance to get to know him better in order to love him and then marry him.

2. I hope I understand this question. Can I be attracted to shorter guys? Probably, but thinking back, all the guys I liked were tall. So I'm assuming my brain wouldn't have allowed me to be attracted to shorter guys lol. Does that make sense? I have a cute, intelligent (the dude has a PhD from MIT), Christian, good to talk to, guy friend, but he's short and I'm thinking that's the biggest reason I'm not attracted to him at all.

3. What kind of complex? I'm not even sure. Just the consciousness that he's shorter than me and feeling uncomfortable about it. For you, the complex would be trying to compensate in other ways for being short.

4. Why wouldn't it look right to me? I'm not sure. Come to think of it, I think my mum is taller than my dad, at least by an inch. Hmmm. I never really noticed. Ok, maybe the height difference is the main thing, an inch or 2 might be ok but beyond that it just looks odd to ME. I know you're asking why again? lol. It's all superficial really. How would we kiss standing? lol He's have to look up. lol I'm laughing at myself here. I'd try to think about it more, it's just something I've always preferred, like an innate trait.

Does this help?

Problem is, alota women think just like you, but not all of them thank God.
It's obvoius women attach alota importance to height,thats ok. I'm not tall,and i'm pretty sure iv stopped growing so no point even thinking about it, and there's nothin wrong in compensating for it in other ways,its not a complex cos i dont wish i was taller or somethin, i wld jus luv a taller chic to accept me for who i am thats all. We all compensate for different things one way or another u know, cos no one is perfect.
I'll make do with what i have for now, enjoy the vals weekend together, try to avoid the marriage talk as much as i can, and focus on my career squarely.
She'll come my way soon enough wink
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 8:51pm On Feb 13, 2009
fs:

Ok sleekdoc, I'm 5'10 and my husband is 6'4. I can't tell you why I am attracted to tall guys, I just am. No he didn't have to be 6'4, 6' would have been fine. Why? I'm just more comfortable that way. It's not that I feel less safe with short guys, not at all. I would just personally be more conscious about the height difference. Basically I'll have the complex I told you in my previous post not to have. Does that make sense? I would notice it all the time and it just wouldn't look right to me. That's just me, it's obviously a flaw smiley.


@ fs

I'm sure you love your husband very much to have married him, certain qualities he has, the way he makes you laugh and wat not,
Ok please answer these question;
1) would you still have married him, if he was say 5'7 and with all his other qualities that u love so much ,
2) Like u said u dont know why ur attracted to tall guys, u just are, well since you dont know why (and im guessing most women think like that too), do you think that attraction can ever change the other way i.e u being attracted to some1 not tall (assuming u werent married that is ), since u "dont know why"
3) wat kind of complex did u mean, im guessing a "superiority complex" and finally,
4) why wouldnt it "jus look right to you" there must be a reason behind that
Please try as much as possible to give explicit reasons for your answers.
Hope you dont feel harassed by my questions, lol
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 7:56pm On Feb 13, 2009
fs:

sleekdoc, just like you're trying to get tall women, why won't they also be trying to get tall men? I mean, I don't understand. You're complaining about tall women wanting tall men? Doesn't it make sense that most tall women would want tall men since as a society, that is what we mostly see? Guys taller than their women? For the shorter women who also want tall men because they don't want their kids to be short, I'm sure there are enough shorter women out there who don't mind shorter guys.

I'll say you should just be confident, and not have a complex. My husband and I have a short guy friend who was dating our tall friend and to me the guy had a complex. I think some guys even ask their tall girlfriends not to wear heels If you're going to be like that, abeg don't date a tall woman. We have another set of friends where the girl basically looks like a model (height and everything) and the guy is good looking as well, but on the shorter side. We just started a friendship with them and I can already tell that the guy is on the confident side, no complex issues (at least on the surface). Sometimes, tall women who have dated shorter guys stop because they feel the guys start to have a complex.


cant i be jus a lil bit selfish?
like i said is it too much to ask that a chic who is jus slightly taller than me, wont be looking for a taller man?
i certainly do not have a complex, like i said in my fisrt post, d height thing only registers when im told by some1 im interested in,otherwise im perfectly comfortable with my height.
i know i will get what i want pretty soon
i was hopin i cld read some good reasons why women feel that way on this thread so ill know how to work on it ( my reason 4 startin d thread ), most jus talk bout dwarf kids n wat not, this doesnt hold water as far as im concerned. the only post i may be worried about is sistawoman's post about taller women not feelin safe wit a shorter guy an wat not. im workin on that.
Thanks for the tips and adivice fs, keep em comin
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 5:52pm On Feb 13, 2009
sistawoman:


It is a bullshit fairytale becuase we dont want no short short man? hisssssssss


To each thier own. I am 5'7 when I put on heals I am almost 6 foot (depending which heels I am wearing), my bush when plucked all the way out adds another 2-3 inches.
Do you really think I want to be with someone who is 3-4 or even 6 inches shorter than me? NOT!!!!


@ sistawoman

U seem not to fully understand my initial post,try to read it again pls. Dont get me wrong i get chics wella, its just when i try those ones that are a bit taller than me, u know with the elegant looks and full body wink (thats when i get knocked off, and even these ones i do get sometimes,jus that all they wana do is play around wit me for a lil while then dump me off never wanting to really go serious u know.
Basically i'm attracted to taller chics.
Ironically i'm indifferent towards chics my height, or those ones i'm actually taller than.
Is it too much to ask for!?
Gimme some useful advice so i can hook my prize and marry her off, stop the condescending talk cos believe me i could probably get you too if we met, ur jus 5'7 too tongue
I liked ur post where u talked about the woman not feeling safe with a shorter guy and all that, it really made sense to me. I'm looking into ways i can eliminate that thinking in my potential women, help me do that
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 11:19am On Feb 13, 2009
dayokanu:

No guy is too tall but some guys can be too short.

A girl wont think twice about marrying a 7ft guy self but 5ft guy?

Its a crime nowadays for any guy to be below 5ft9

Guess i'm a criminal then, these girls are jus funny jare with their bullshit fairytale fantasies, hiss
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 12:48am On Feb 13, 2009
@ eyonigger

Thats exactly what iv been doing o my brother, working out like crazy now, tryin to be as sexy as possible, i want the height thing to be the only f, k up i have.
I'll swoon them with everything else, thanks for the advice jare, dont mind those girls on this thread instead of them to gimme tips i can use to win hearts of slightly taller chics, they'v been busy yappin me and arguing about doggy styles,lol
I appreciate their candidness though.

@slyvao
i will get there too, say amen. But it has to be right, i want to be able to look at her and not have any doubts whatsoever
Romance / Re: What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 12:13am On Feb 13, 2009
Chei, if this thread is anything to go by, i guess i'm finished!  But Finished not in the sense that i cant get any chic at all,( i guess the only reason iv been gettin so many chics anyway is cos they all seem to think i'm cute or somethin ),  but that i cant get the type i'll really be interested in.
Thanks for adding to my misery guys.
Thanks for your candidness sistawoman, i have a feeling most women think that way too,
Wow, maybe ill jus forget about trying to get my choice and focus on other things (like cheddars). sad
I jus wish there was a way out though! cos iv made up my mind never to marry some1 i'm not completely and totally into, cos i know myself, i could get bored easily and that will spell disaster for the marriage.
Romance / What Is It With Girls And Tall Guys Anyway! by sleekdoc: 10:48pm On Feb 12, 2009
i'm not tall but at the same time not short,i'm about 5'7, but seems i'm mostly attracted to ladies slightly taller than i am. I'm sick and tired of hearin stuff like " if only u were taller". What is it with girls and tall guys anyway, what does it do to them, how much better does it make them feel that a guy is tall.
I believe iv got everything else to make a woman happy,its jus this issue, funny thing i dont even see it that why, it doesnt even register, i dont see myself as any less of a man than the next 7ft dude. It's only when i hear those words from a girl i'm interested in,that's when i think about it, that's when i get shattered!,
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Let's Stop Dating Poor Girls. by sleekdoc: 10:34pm On Feb 12, 2009
@ poster

This is strictly a mentality issue, has nothing to do with if the girl is rich or poor, cos i can tell u there are rich girls who are more parasitic and vicious and can go as killing their "mark" to get what they want,they will take anything they can get,possibly everything and use all the pretentious tactics in the world to achieve it and u may never know until you reach heaven to found out, ull still be there thinkin u have a wonderful rich girl who is not after your money, not knowing ur dining with satan.
To cut it short, both rich and poor girls can love truely without thinkin bout ur money, some( very very few) have good home training that they're actively abiding to, contentment and ambition to drive their own way in life. While some have caught on to the evil get all u can mentality.
It's this greed mentality that has resulted in all these posts and even the initial post,has nothing to do with her background.
This is my candid opinion,please no insults,
Romance / Re: Single Men On Valentine's Day. . by sleekdoc: 10:53pm On Jan 29, 2009
@ topup
I feel u girl, seems we share the same ideas, hola n lets give it a twirl, who knows we may jus hit it off, wink
Politics / Re: Yaradua Suspends Domestic Passenger Plane In Air For 3 Hrs. by sleekdoc: 1:00am On Jan 22, 2009
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Business / Re: NSE Market Downturn: How Have You Been Affected? by sleekdoc: 11:52pm On Jan 21, 2009
@ Goodness
Thanks for the tips chief,i'm working on them, but i wont mind knowing those "undervalued prospects" you talked about

@ All nairalanders
Please we need brilliant investment/business ideas, after all the stock market is not the only way to make money. I'v got some money to invest now and im open to new ideas
Business / Re: NSE Market Downturn: How Have You Been Affected? by sleekdoc: 6:32pm On Jan 20, 2009
Please, wat are the odds of insurance stocks already below 1 naira to go further down, im thinking of buying big into these stocks.
Im thinking it can only go up, i know i sure as hell may be wrong!
Your views will be most appreciated,
Romance / Re: My Lady Cheated: Even With My Frend! by sleekdoc: 12:26am On Dec 20, 2008
@poster,
4get it, i know her type, she can never ever change. Most likely the baby is not yours( 92%). Be strong and walk away NOW! before she really hits you,
Your friend has helped u answer all these questions u have,he did a good thing men, but it's still not registering with you it seems.
If a woman tells you 6 be sure its actually closer to 60.
Pls i beg you,run away quickly!!!
Romance / Re: How To Catch A Cheating Partner . . Can You Do It? by sleekdoc: 12:07am On Dec 20, 2008
If he beat it, then it wont smell like hotel soap.


what if he beat it with hotel soap, lol
Romance / Re: Do Men Prefer Skinny Women Or Curvacious Women? by sleekdoc: 11:56pm On Dec 19, 2008
believe it most men (especially moi) love them slim but with all the necessary goods ( front and back). Good stuff men, a winner any day and with most men

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