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CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Wears A Massai Garb In Kenya (pic Inside) by sleeknick: 6:14pm On Feb 09, 2017
This is very Urgent!!!
If you bank with the under listed Banks please
read carefully.
Customers who are banking with :
First bank
Gtbank
FCMB
Access Bank
Union Bank
Sterling Bank
Standard chartered Bank
EcoBank
Fidelity bank
UBA
Diamond Bank
Zenith Bank
Main street bank
Micro finance
And other bank including Sky bank.
Listen and listen carefully,
You can use your ATM card to withdraw
Money.
Thank you for paying attention.
Come and beat me.. Am in my house grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Will Eliminate Bafana For AFCON 2019, Also Beat Cameroon -gernot Rohr by sleeknick: 3:52pm On Feb 09, 2017
Una don dey rake now o. Remember sey no matter how w cow purge reach e no fit turn to goat.
grin

CrimeRe: Crippled Man Brutality: Kokun, Offers N20,000 To Anyone Who Finds The Man (Pic) by sleeknick: 10:36am On Feb 09, 2017
COMAN SEE HIM OH! HOW MANY DO YOU WANT? NONSENCE. SO NA UNTILL ARMY WHIP PERSON NA EM UNA GO HELP. COME IKEJA COME PACK THEM.... grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Slays In Hollywood (Photos) by sleeknick: 10:34am On Feb 09, 2017
LEGEND OF THE GIVER grin
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A One Minute Man? by sleeknick: 3:13pm On Feb 08, 2017
subtlemee:
Capital YES I CAN,one can use intimacy gadgets and when you are almost there he'll now switch it and you both cum together...

Love conquers all
Akwaibom Dakadda grin
TravelRe: Car on Fire Opposite Lagos State House, Marina (Photos) by sleeknick: 2:41pm On Feb 08, 2017
grin
EducationRe: Why Nigerian Certificates Lose Value — UK School by sleeknick: 7:23am On Feb 07, 2017
One thing i know is certificate doesn't determine how your life pan out....
EducationRe: 10 Painfully Obvious Truths Everyone Forgets Too Soon. by sleeknick: 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2017
I just weak... angry

PoliticsRe: Moses Dickson's Ex-Girlfriend, Emoh Adoga Stalks Him For Marriage (Pics) by sleeknick: 7:54am On Feb 06, 2017
I need a web designer around ikeje/agege ASAP. Contact me via email Sleeknick863@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: 7 Ways To Increase Web Traffic On A Budget. by sleeknick: 7:47am On Feb 06, 2017
sleeknick:
Hg
I need a web designer around ikeje/agege ASAP. Contact me via email Sleeknick863@gmail.com
WebmastersRe: 7 Ways To Increase Web Traffic On A Budget. by sleeknick: 7:45am On Feb 06, 2017
I need a web designer around ikeje/agege ASAP. Contact me via email Sleeknick863@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 6 Tips For Writing A Winning Curriculum Vitae by sleeknick: 7:38am On Feb 06, 2017
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PoliticsRe: 2face Cancelled Protest: Between Omojuwa And A Twitter User by sleeknick: 7:16pm On Feb 05, 2017
I get where i dey go 2moro and i need to wear green o... Make dem no come catch me whip my arse sey na only me wan protest o!

PropertiesRe: Please Help Criticze This Building Plan. by sleeknick: 11:48am On Feb 05, 2017
Reference:
For a first house on a small budget its not too bad but you will have problems with the core of the building. The passage to the bedrooms has no direct access to the outside so temperature and more importantly light will be sparse leading to your fumbing with door keys every time. You know that feeling whaen you get back from church and you badly wanna pee but you can't find the damn keyhole. Boy that's not nice. Why am I saying so. No guest pee room and no barrier between guest areas and private areas so your room doors will have to be locked frequently.

Secondly Bedroom 2 and Kitchen will be stuffy and hot in the spring because they are core located and on the dead zone of most townhouses (side facing, perimeter wall facing), where the perimeter fence is just a few feet away and closer to the neighbouring building than front or back facing rooms. Most times the neighbouring building will have a kitchen located there and a verandah to go with it (Nigerian designs are all too similar) which means noise and air pollution. To solve this I will suggest moving the master bath to the outside of the building so the master room can retain cross ventilation and extending the passage to the back wall and installing a window there. Then Bedroom 2, Kitchen and store can be ventilated by internal windows and light into the passage as well.

Goodluck.
Well said.
PropertiesRe: Please Help Criticze This Building Plan. by sleeknick: 11:46am On Feb 05, 2017
MatinoOnoja:
i humbly request for professional and constructive critics from experts in this forum. my budget is 3.5million naira and this is going to be my first personal building project. the land is 45ft by 100ft, very flat & dry. my friend (civil Engr) used power point to make the sketch for me. he`s okay with my decision to seek more inputs from this forum. thanks in advance.
Baba gimme small tin make i run d 3D for u na
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Okotie Drives Himself To Church (see Photos) by sleeknick: 11:38am On Feb 05, 2017
And this is news o angry
I just weak.. embarassed

PoliticsRe: Dos And Don'ts Of The 2face Protest - Hilarious Comment by sleeknick(op): 10:39pm On Feb 04, 2017
Thr comment below

PoliticsDos And Don'ts Of The 2face Protest - Hilarious Comment by sleeknick(op): 10:36pm On Feb 04, 2017
An Instagram user commented on the picture and it got people laughing...

CrimeRe: Female Teachers Force Student To Have Sex With Them Zambia (PICS/VIDEO) by sleeknick: 9:00pm On Feb 04, 2017
Lol
RomanceRe: When 2 Nigerian Pilots Are In Love (Photos) by sleeknick: 1:30pm On Feb 04, 2017
Berbierklaus:
This could be me but I'm still looking for a baker like me.

Until then,I wish this couple,Happy Married Life
Ah! And u didn't tell me since.. I'm coming. Abeg u get flour for house abi make i carry come? grin
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping 7-year-old Boy In His Shop In Lagos by sleeknick: 1:25pm On Feb 04, 2017
Men r now raping men? Issorite. I cover my arse and that of my family members with d blood of Habakkuk grin
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by sleeknick: 3:10am On Feb 04, 2017
mhisbliss:
can't sleep insomnia
If u are still awake by this time, u be witch.

Abeg come meeting... Today na Olympic dey start grin
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by sleeknick: 1:19am On Feb 04, 2017
mhisbliss:
cheesy
My friend go and sleep.... Ur mate for cat don sleep finish.
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by sleeknick: 1:16am On Feb 04, 2017
mhisbliss:
you dey craze, may you get sleep paralysis tonight grin
Na normal thing...

And moreover you don enlighten me on the matter.. No shaking again. Make the paralysis come as many as they want and in any shape.

I stand firm. cool
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by sleeknick: 1:10am On Feb 04, 2017
mhisbliss:
am not a guy, rolls eyes
Oh really... More hairs to ur virginal walls grin

Or what do u call that area again o undecided
HealthRe: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by sleeknick: 12:41am On Feb 04, 2017
It happens to me frequently... Hmmm.. And we have been casting and binding oh. Na wa. One pastor even told me that some people want to use me for ritual. I fear my head that day.

Thanks for the awareness o.P

More hairs to ur scrotal sack grin
NYSCRe: Female NYSC Member Dies In Kaduna State (Photos) by sleeknick: 9:06pm On Feb 03, 2017
Sadly enough this girl was my crush back then in school. We attended same institution, We were friends till i stopped hearing from her. This is the next time I'm hearing from her since then and it's about her death. Oh! What a world.... cry
Rip vivian
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of An Ordinary Black Girl (iWrite) by sleeknick: 10:56am On Feb 02, 2017
Switup:
angry angry angry angry angry kiss undecided
Ecote tu la pelle va va vis ale vous grin
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of An Ordinary Black Girl (iWrite) by sleeknick: 9:37am On Feb 02, 2017
Switup:
pls people, wat do u do to someone thass very annoying on the outsider buh very goodhearted on the insidehuh embarassed huh sad angry angry
Fry them....
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of An Ordinary Black Girl (iWrite) by sleeknick: 8:58am On Feb 02, 2017
Switup:
i understand ur not understanding. Its actually a thing of the mind
Ouch! huh
LiteratureRe: Memoir Of An Ordinary Black Girl (iWrite) by sleeknick: 8:42am On Feb 02, 2017
Switup:
*this is me finally doing this*


At the end of this diary you will understand the statement above.




Introduction=======>
Em, let me start by saying that i am going to write this diary as the words come to mind. So if in the process of though, i am stuck and am in that period of 'err err em', am going to put it down like that.

Thank you.


In d mean time i am extremely nervous. Reasons been that this the first time ever am writing anything for the public eye. But i bet every thing is going to be fine. Meanwhile,while this is not a professional piece and will not be a perfect projection of what the public may desire, it is an expression of a part of life. All criticism is welcomed be it mild or wild. Lol, as i see it as a part of a phase. Another thank you.



I begin...
Different people have different reasons for starting a Diary. Well, mind is this; i write. Like i love to write. I am a writer-holic(that is if there's a word like that). Its been there since i knew myself and if am not mistaken, the first time i ever composed a story or anything writeable was in my primary 2 and my Daddy had just rushed my Mommy to the hospital because she was in labour. So i stole my elder brother's pen(since i was still using pencil at the time) and began to write a story of how i was going to have a baby sister and how she would be so tall and beautiful and how she would have curly hair and how she'll be very chubby and how we will be all chubby together wen we grow up. The end. The main reason for writing this was because Mommy and my elder brother had fantasied so many times about having a baby boy while i desperately needed a baby sister. So to prove my point, i needed to write it down.

Meantime, wen mommy returned home two days later, d baby was born. It was a she and she looked chubby and beautiful and she had curly hair but she wasn't as tall as i expected. Childish expectations i must say.

But i still showed mommy my story and whether she liked it or not, she assured me that "tar tar" is happy and that left me happy. And so this passion of mind began. And time began to set its pace in my life to put things in the right places. Times when i fell ill, times i felt better. Times i thought i had grown taller. Times i thought i was ugly. Times when i felt suicidal, times when i felt gory, times when i felt happy and times when i felt evenly evil. There were also times when i felt stupid, times when i acted wise. Times when i realised i had truely grown up and times when i came to realize that writing could be a part of my life. There were the times also when i came to a conclusion that nobody is ugly and that every body is beautiful, with just the right time and tide.

Then it was again, that urge, that desire to scribble something down, anything. And so in my JS2, in some topnotch University Demonstration Secondary School, i wrote a story. That was my first story ever and it was about the lives of three friends in a secondary school within the university environs.(apparently, a story sorrounding my circumstances. Obviously, that was the environment in schooled in). And we all know how stories like these go. Lol lol lol. There's always that boy in the school who is the cutest but then is in cult(with those University boys)and then tries to get every one else to join cult. And then there's this good girl who sees the good in him and tries to make him leave his bad habits. This good girl character was in the clique of the three girls mentioned earlier. Now the other two friends begin to envy the "good girl" as she's got the cutest guy. They join bad gangs. They try to hurt their friend. They kidnap her. They demand ransom from her parents while they join in the search for missing "good girl". Then as all young stories would have it, nemesis caught up with them and they get betrayed and former mr bad boy cultist is somegow involved in the rescue story and then all ends well.

Am sorry if the story line above confuses anyone reading this, but i was in JS2 and i was barely 12 but trust me, my friends who read it back then were super excited. The story turned out to be massive. After typing it on an A4 paper with single line spacing, it totaled about a hundred and something pages.

My mom loved it. My family loved it too but my mom loved it better and she promised to support me in anyway, so I'll get there.(the 'there' been that famous phase of been a writter or maybe that stardom 'there'. Whichever way she was ready to help).

<<pause>>


Shoutouts: YungTemi(pls help me call that moniker u suggested is a good analyist), Adesina12(heard ure the popcorn guy), babysho, oludare007, Hadampson, moscow0147, Ayam confidence, madamkilljoy, freecocoa, jackpot, ABJDOT, sleeknick, isiAbuncha, Ade345, omolodMikman93, senrino, sucess001, arise007, Ohara1901, Aseki, Fellycutie, timbros, Benzyyn, Caspian22, sucess001, dabrake, Mendie2, kadata, slimfredo, Debeloved87, kambee, logoDWhiz, kayspark27(no vex i no why i just mention u)

PS:sorry if i did bore u with a mention. I randomly did a mention to all my followers
undecided I'm not understanding..

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