₦airaland Forum

koma1:
African leaders and the quest to remain in power for life are like 5& 6.

u mean like...

davidmoyes:
Charlie, she talk A and you dey talk Q. You should read her comment well. She was trying to hit on the Yoruba actress or whoever she was. She never argued the fact that it was water resistant.

OK I haff hear, nor vex....The Great Intermediary

Everything is most likely looking to crumble under Buhari and APC, what are we all gonna do? re we gonna wait till 2019? chai!!!

APC kuku pami

enoqueen:
Wetin this one de talk.

Who ask u

as all of una dey do like say una still dey Mobile phones prehistoric era nko, Sagem n Alcatel days....lol

enoqueen:
If she is a Yoruba actress, I think I know where she got it.

No wonder.

all of u condemning her clear doesn't have a single clue abt how far tech has gone, all dis phones re built yo b water resistant, go to YouTube and watch multiple videos of pple refrigerating dier phones for days n it still works....una tink say she no wise abi? kontinu

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Playing GEJ no easy..
lol

Change is very delicate these days...

is this really Bob? if so, coming to nairaland is Risky

CXLVII:
Goldberg

Dude its Goldberg Lager Beer, I no no how e take b malt.

rawtouch:
this meat will go down well with alcoholic malt....

example of an alcoholic malt?

Can't somborry play with u pipu agn, she dindin mean it Na, is joking stuvs.

So nobody will leave it to God to fight fie them, nna mehn u pple are harsh oooo

As a man and woman of peace, who believe violence in any form is not acceptable, what will you do if you are with your biological mother, and some sort of fracas springs up resulting in your mum being slapped...


What will you do? remember your believe in peace...

NB: the was wasn't given by your father, infact let's make the assailant a total STRANGER.

Omo I can't fit read it all, Captain Summary, take centre stage..

WTF? y hasn't dis made FP for 3days now? if its snake, APC, and oda mumu news without benefits, e go dey shine for FP


Op God is watching u all....

that's a land animal professionally skinned to confuse d pple...am sure if its flipped to its side, u wont see Nada underneath

sholatem:
Dis 1 nah padded butt nah,but she chose a Gud outfit for d pad,d traces can not be seen with d design on d cloth

Guy, its not padded oh, Rukky lives behind ma workplace, guy I saw her bumbum one day day dere was fracas lik dt, one olosho girl wey done high dey drive her Benz car, lost control and rammed Special Head (davido hypeman) car...Na so all of dem fall out, Rukky, aduni Ade, ikechukwu, and oda...guy Rukky was wearing somtin lik a night gown, oh boy see Uku(I no even look oda celeb)

aalangel:
You just made the man look stupid.

haaaaaa, what I do Na, me was just reminding him ni, looks like dey forgot

Pabodan:
In fact the 49 matches unbeaten run readily comes to mind.

Yeah, destroyed, silenced and ended for life by Manutd!!!!

idonbilivit, dis is like magic stuv, clap for dem plix.

cheddahboy:
guy,I fit bet my life, him no get up to that, I was there live.

say what u dnt mean it, he is not worth 600k? oya let's close and go home abeg

namuguibe:
It's funny because they keep talking about this one olosho in their compound
...just kidding bros

Lol, issorai

Ayeesharh:
lolx! ayaff join ooo

kontinu, issorai...

Pascalville:
nope its on Nokia OS...not microsoft

hmmmm, we re watching...

meanwhile Airforce1 with a net worth of 600k naira will b snapping pishur with drinks n blings "kikikiki" laffing in "Swahili"

Pecohub:
A frustrated young lady has shared the details of the shocking things her boyfriend does to her before having s*x with her.
The young lady shared her story on break_or_makeup stunning readers with her narration.
According to her, she met a man on the internet and fell in love with him.
She revealed that the man has been showering her with too many gifts and has shown her what she feels is true love.
However, she said the man has a weird habit which has left her scared.
According to her, each time they come to have s*x, the man would clean up her private part with cotton wool and spirit.
Below is how she told the story:

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isn't that dangerous, how re u still alive sef?

bayslw007:
took me 3 seconds

why u always lying, stop effing lying...

which OS will it b operating? if Na Microsoft, its dead on arrival

Explorers:
3. There isn't a convenient way to jump out of typical airliners.


You would need to redesign aircraft with a special jumping exit(the rear).

Just jumping out of normal side-facing airplane doors or emergency hatches you would probably hit the wing, the engine, or the tail.

You would need to install a ramp on the rear of the cabin.

gbayi!!! ur head dey dere

ritababe:
I wonder why too.

how can u b wondering? if u re a science student(no offence to art n commercial folks), envisage a crashing airplane it now and answer dis questions

(1) if dey hv parachutes. whr will dey pass out?(remember no eject button)

(2) a plane crash wud most likely b out of balance eida sideways or nose dive, in situations like dt, how do u get to d exist to use ur parachute?


only way a parachute will b possible in commercial airlines is if we hv a new advanced airplanes, dt has eject buttons and uses same tech convertible cars uses, roof slide open, eject button activated.