₦airaland Forum

vjsmiles:

DrAify:
Fantastic!

tosyne2much:
Lemme register my presence

Cutehector:
SleekyP lol I guess I must hav commented on d rong thread... No thanks to sleep eye

Cutehector:
kilode

Cutehector:
Especially puttn up the attitude...


Why is it just so hard for a girl to admit she likes a guy

SleekyP:
1. Age trigger

Decade and half-decade birthdays can be a hard time for a ladies. Women clocking such ages as 30, 35, 40, 50, etc might think about their life and its directions, and if it is not going the way they wants, she might want to correct this by having an affair.

Advice for men: be there for her. According to the statistics, there are two dates when any straight Nigerian woman wants a men in her bed: her birthday and the New Year’s Eve. Don’t leave her solo and don’t forget about the presents.


2. She got a promotion

Women, as much as men, love to achieve their goals.. And when she is able to conquer one of her job-related challenges, she might focus on another – her relationship. She might want to take some risk with her relationship, or might want to find excitement in the arms of another man. Also women who have big salaries are more likely to cheat.

Advice for men: be with your girl. Celebrate all her accomplishments, even those ones which you consider to be unimportant. When she feels like you admire and respect her, she will feel valued at home as much as she does at work.

3. You start to live together

Things change when you start to live together. When you share all the boring routine moments of your life, she can subconsciously think that you consider her to be boring too. And if there’s someone else around who finds her attractive and intriguing-and shows it-she might go for him instead. One survey found that 41 percent of women who’ve cheated did it with a coworker. Also, after moving in, women start dreaming about engagement or marriage.

Advice: Talk with her about the future and make it clear that you want her in your future.


4. She thinks you have cheated

Affair as a revenge is very common. Women sometimes do this to restore their self-esteem and feel attractive and desirable again.

Advice: If you cheated or are cheating, confess. Try to apologize. If you were not cheating you have got a paranoid girlfriend. Maybe she has low self-confidence. So you should try to compliment her sincerely and often. Make her feel better about herself.

5. She wants to break up with you

One more reason on why woman might cheat – She is about to dump you. So she may cheat to have a reason to do so.

Advice: Let her go. She is not your woman.

FRInteractives:
If you were to sale Nairaland how much will it cost?

chuna1985:
Nigeria police, Arresting everyone they see since 250 BD (Before Devil).

Fourwinds:
U must be having ORGASM when u wrote dis

Caracta:
Same day? Same dress?

Two days? Same dress?

Good one.

Aitee1:
Op you're greedy with the FTC that's why people ain't commenting well let me help you cos it doesn't freak me


If you like be the shekau in sambisa just get the dough you'll get a woman of your choice e.good osho baba

SleekyP:
Many guys have been left wondering what women really want, what they can do to make women notice them.

Well, the truth is that even women may not really know what they want – they are complex and sometimes only know what they want when they see it.

There are however some things that the average woman may get turned on by.

Here are 9 of them:

1. How you look – your general appearance can get her tuned into your channel. The problem here is that different women like different kinds of men. But the general rule is to look clean and dress neat… never unkempt.

2. How you eat – women hate sloppy eaters that smack their lips like sick dogs when they eat . Eat like a king and she’ll notice you

3. How you talk – women generally love funny guys and polished language. Noisy, empty joke makes don’t count

4. How you address them and others – women like men with some amount of authority and yet calm and respectful. Don’t be a bully and don’t be an underdog, just tough and cool in the right mix

5. How you smell – ever wondered why some men use expensive cologne? Well, your scent, natural and artificial, matter a lot

6. How you look at her – believe it, women love attention. If she notices your glances, she’ll be affected. Now, don’t stare, just give her the regular bold and mature look once in a while

7. How you spend – women are also moved by men who spend. They want you to buy them the world but also want you to spend with sense (the bad ones don’t care tho). They HATE cheapskates!

8. How you treat people – women, being very emotional and soft, like kind men. So let her see you being nice to people, doing favours and helping the poor

9. How you react to provocation – ah, women don’t want the beasts in us. Do you explode like a bomb when provoked? If yes, you’ll get noticed and then ignored…

SleekyP:
Patience Jonathan’s “There is God” video Nigeria’s most viewed YouTube clip ever – Google

The famous, “There is God,” video skit by the first lady, Patience Jonathan, is Nigeria’s most viewed non-music footage ever on popular online video site, YouTube, the site’s owner, Google, announced Thursday.

The video, published in 2014 by Channels TV, showed Mrs. Jonathan breaking down at a meeting over the abduction of about 276 schoolgirls by Boko Haram insurgents in Chibok, Borno State, in a dramatic display of emotion that drew global attention.

The meeting was the First Lady’s first public acknowledgement of the Chibok abduction, one of Boko Haram’s mass kidnapping that shocked the world.

Addressing a group of women, and the principal of the secondary school where the girls were seized, Mrs. Jonathan launched into what seemed a stagy show of grief, scolding the principal for her handling of the insurgents’ attack.

She questioned why the principal hesitated to honour her invitation for a meeting in Abuja, and the circumstances of the kidnap.

With not satisfactory response from the principal, the Frist Lady exploded, “All these blood you people are shedding, there is God o, there is God o, God…o….Chai, there is God o,” she lamented repeatedly before dabbing tears from her eyes with a handkerchief.

Mrs. Jonathan’s outburst was also transcribed to imitate her inflection as, “All these blood you people are sharing, diaris God o, diaris God oooo, all this bloods you are sharing, chai, chai, chai diaris God oooh”.

The video drew wide attention across the world, at a time the international community was fixed on how the Nigerian government was responding to the abduction.

The girls remain in captivity more than a year after.

The video ranking was released by Google on Thursday as YouTube celebrates its 10th year anniversary.

The most watched videos in Nigerian were ranked in the music, non-music and advert categories.

Mrs. Jonathan’s video came first in the non-music category.

InZA:
If the girl is worth it. I'd do all this and more.

But If she's all this yeyerized chewing gum girls that type like : "Ello bae xup, jez chekin up on u. R we stil goin out 2nite".... Girls like this are definitely not worth all that stress.

opwioe:
Good job but would love to see the criminals.

feran14:
I see... already knew most of these tho... when the time comes, I shall not fail