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On a more serious note... If i had attended any interview during d last 3yrs nd dey ask me a question!
Who is the Vice president of Nigeria?
Walahi i ll fail it... Y?
Cos i dnt knw him.... I av been hearing about Namadi Sambo in recent years buh neva knew he was awa vice president... Until last week dat i became curious!
Dat shows d extent of his inactivity in office....

Minus 1 vote for pdp
Plus my babe.. Minus 2votes

SirBigH:
More blessings to you too from God Almighty. He's already in love with his Cube 9x. Many thanks!

Na SirBigH open thread 105 ( U ll live up to 105yrs ooo)


Did i hear u jst shout amen?

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Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] Just last week, I saw a car reversing at a roundabout. Now arr this...

Anyway he's definetly losing!

United For Life. [/color]

Taylor Swift

Dragonking:
thanks bro...what is the size mega bytes consumed when u watch a full match?

80-100mb

IdeeEsperanza:
nice specs, good price

modified: I'm gonna live for 104 years with strong teeth and hairs?

Lolz... Ole boi

deebsman1:
how possible pls, pls can u tell me how u do that?

Sorry bro.. Jst finishd watching the game... Man utd really killed my morale... Any ways.. Here re d steps... Uploaded d app to Google Drive already.. Jst download and install... Afterwards go to play store nd download Puffin Browser..... (make sure ur adobe flash player is up to date) if u don't av adobe.. Jst download from play store... Now wen u open d app u ll see links of games to be played like 20mins before kickoff.. Jst click the one u wanna watch nd select Puffin browser to open d link.... U can quote me back if u av any problem...


https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B94McK8gckscWmg3RDIzdi1ObkU/view?pli=1

Watching match at nyt tym is kinda risky here.... So had to find a solution.... Now watching any match on tablet. Dou at d expense of my MB.. Buh its worth it.... Now lads let's get some goal spirit naaa

Mtcheew of d highest order

No time to....

Won't mind getting 1

All perfect praise be to Allaah, The Lord of the Worlds. I testify that there is
none worthy of worship except Allaah, and that Muhammad , is His slave
and Messenger.
Ghusl Al-Janaabah (major ceremonial washing of the whole body after sexual
intercourse) can be performed in two ways:
The first way is sufficient but not the better way. Here, the person has to
pour water over his/her whole body including the roots of the hair and what is
between the fingers and the like with the intention of purification from Janaabah
(post sexual-intercourse impurity).
The second way is preferable as it fits what the Prophet Muhammad used
to do as narrated by 'Aa'ishah and Maymoonah and is found in Al-Bukhaari
and Muslims collections of Hadeeth. This Ghusl is as follows: First, the person
washes his/her private parts and then makes Wudhoo' (ritual ablution) as is
usually done before prayers; then he pours water on his/her head three times
such that the water gets to the roots of the hair. After that, the person pours
the water over his/her whole body and finally washes his/her feet.
Rubbing the hair is not sufficient in both ways, as the water has to reach the
scalp.
Allaah Knows best.

http://www.islamweb.net/emainpage/index.php?page=showfatwa&Option=FatwaId&Id=81699

CODEEATER:
A fine choice there

For a client bro... Still rocking my cube talk 9x

tyconcepts:
On transit as at the time of typing this post.....Didn't want to "to-to-ri" you hence I have not mentioned it to you.

Wow... Can't wait... Dnt wanna disappoint my client

Elephone p3000s where art dou

Brain surgery ni oo

Once you consume them, they can move throughout your body -- your eyes,
your tissues and most commonly your brain. They leave doctors puzzled in their wake as
they migrate and settle to feed on the body they're invading; a classic parasite, but this
one can get into your head.
"It had moved from one side of the brain to the other ... very few things move in the
brain," says Dr. Effrossyni Gkrania-Klotsas about a British man found to have a
tapeworm moving inside his brain in 2013. This form of tapeworm had never been seen
before in the United Kingdom.
The patient, who was of Chinese descent, had recently visited China, which along with
South Korea, Japan and Thailand, has more regular occurrences of the parasite known as
Spirometra erinaceieuropaei. Four years earlier the man had first experienced symptoms,
such as headaches, which the team of doctors at Addenbrookes Hospital, in Cambridge,
had treated as tuberculosis. But then he returned.
"When he reappeared, he had new symptoms," says Gkrania-Klotsas. The worm was
now pushing on a new part of his brain, causing seizures and weakness in his legs. The
condition associated with his infection was in fact Sparganosis. There is no known drug
to effectively treat the infection meaning that upon diagnosis doctors had to be quick to
remove the worm surgically.
Read: Are we closer to HIV vaccine?
Just 300 infections of the Spirometra tapeworm were recorded between 1953 and 2013,
but they're thought to be more common in parts of Asia. The rural nature of more
affected populations means numbers are widely unknown and very little is known about
the worms.
"These worms are pretty mysterious," says geneticist Hayley Bennett from the Wellcome
Trust Sanger Institute, in Cambridge, whose team r ecently sequenced the genome of the
rare worm . "We know it has a very complicated life cycle."
The adult form of the Spirometra tapeworm only occurs in the intestines of cats and
dogs but as these animals shed the worms' eggs in their feces the eggs can enter, and
contaminate, water. The resulting juvenile form of tapeworm -- known as larvae -- can
then stay in the water within certain small crustaceans or end up in frogs and snakes. As
larvae they can invade humans through ingestion or direct contact with infected animals.
The patient in Cambridge was thought to have accidentally drunk water whilst swimming
in an infected lake, according to Gkrania-Klotsas. The worm then took hold.
"The larvae can encyst in the brain or somewhere else," says Bennett. The consequences
of these cysts can be tissue damage, blindness, paralysis or even death. By sequencing
the worm's genes, Bennett hoped to understand the inner workings of the worms to aid
future diagnosis and treatment.
"Because it's such a rare infection it's not economically viable to create a drug just for
this worm," she explains. "But by comparing it to other tapeworms we can see which
other drugs might apply."
The team were given small samples of the worm, extracted from the infected patient,
and their sequencing identified an exceptionally large genome and, importantly, genes
which could help recognize resistance to drugs as well as act as future drug targets.
"You could also develop a diagnostic test," adds Bennett.
Pork tapeworms
There are many forms of tapeworm, three of which can readily infect the brain. From a
public health perspective, there's one in particular to watch out for. "It's mainly the pork
tapeworm that's the main brain one," says Helena Helmby from the London School of
Hygiene and Tropical Medicine.
The pork species, known as Taenia Solium, can infect humans in two forms. The first is
by eating undercooked pork from infected pigs, resulting in taeniasis -- an adult worm
residing in the intestine. The second, in the larval form, through contact with the feces of
an infected pig or human, which can go on to infect many tissues. If the larval worm
enters the nervous system, including the brain, it can result in a condition known as
neurocysticercosis. Infection of this kind can often cause epilepsy once inside the brain.
Almost a third of epilepsy cases in countries where the disease is native are people who
have previously had neurocysticercosis, according to the World Health Organization.
Neurocysticercosis infection arises from poor sanitation and hygiene. "You can actually
infect yourself," says Helmby, as poor hygiene, such as failing to wash your hands, could
result in you eating the eggs of an adult worm living in your intestine. "Self-infection is
common."
The global distribution of pork tapeworms is widespread with high numbers across Latin
America, Africa and Asia, according to the World Health Organization. As a result of its
higher prevalence and due to increased international travel, Gkrania-Klotsas has three
patients in her care in Cambridge who have previously experienced neurocysticercosis.
Cause for concern?
Infections with pork tapeworms are common but treatable with antihelminthic drugs
targeting the worm. Until now, treatment for Spirometra has been surgical, but the
recent genetic insight from Bennett's team in Cambridge found that some drugs, such as
praziqantil, which is used against schistosomiasis (snail fever), could have an effect.
Certain drugs used against cancer were also identified as potential treatments.
Both Helmby and Gkrania-Klotsas are concerned about risks from increased international
travel and the global food trade. "Food import and export is increasing and increasing
risks of consuming infected goods," says Helmby, who feels there is a need for more
vigilance with food inspection. She predicts more cases will occur in places like the United
Kingdom where such infections have been virtually eliminated.
"I'm confident there will be more of this in the future," agrees Gkrania-Klotsas, who has
seen patients infected without having traveled abroad. "People are getting infections
without going anywhere."
Those who do travel, however, also need greater awareness when visiting regions where
infections are commonplace. But if health teams are ready for the consequences, this
rise can be controlled.
"We need to be able to treat these infections," says Helmby. "That's the challenge at the
moment." A challenge where genetics researchers could prove invaluable, as their
sequencing continues to reveal the secrets of these parasites.

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/20/health/tapeworms-invade-brain/index.html

PDPwayoo:
Your father will die next week. so sad, that he will not vote. And anybody in your family of GMB's age should start dying cos you have approved that age for death.

How do u feel about my comment??.

Lwkmd... Even ur moniker counterstrike ur comments... Mk una continue abusing unaself... #PDPFOOLS

Lilprincey:
GEJ till 2019...am sure the price will be reduced to 65naira after FAILBUHARI..

Reduced ti laja.... It ll b skyrocketed to 180naira per litre.... Imagine make dollars exchange rate dey fight with Petroleum rate

Checkout the Prices of Petroleum in Nigeria from Day 1 till date
+ The Administration.
• Gowon – from 6k to 8.45kobo
• Murtala – from 8.45k to 9k
• Obasanjo – from 9k to 15.3k
• Shagari – from 15.3k to 20k
• Buhari – from 20k to 20k (Price remains the same)
• Babangida – from 20k to 39.5k
• Babangida – from 39.5k to 42k
• Babangida – from 42k to 60k (Private Vehicles)
• Baban gida – from 60k to 70k
• Shonekan – from 70k to N5 (Naira)
• Abacha – from N5 to N3.25k (Price drops)
• Abacha – from N3.25k to N15
• Abacha – from N15 to N11 (Price drops)
• Abubakar – from N11 to N25
• Abubakar – from N25 to N20 (Price drops)
• Obasanjo – from N20 to N30
• Obasanjo – from N30 to N22 (Price drops)
• Obasanjo – from N22 to N26
• Obasanjo – from N26 to N42
• Obasanjo – from N42 to N50
• Obasanjo – from N50 to N65
• Obasanjo – from N65 to N75
• Yar’Adua – from N75 to N65 (Price drops)
• Jonathan – (New year present) N141
• Jonathan – (After labor strike) N97
• Jonathan – (As Feb, 2015 Election approaches) N87
BUHARI and YAR’ADUA did not increase prices.
In fact, YARADUA reduced the pump price from N75 to N65.
Jonathan has suspended further increase in Jan 2015 because
of the forthcoming elections. Now he has reduced the price to
N87 on 18th of January, 2015.

#SAI

b1327:
Most of ur proverb is referring to gej

Haaaa... No b me talk am ooo na u ooo...
Buh #Change dou
#sai

b1327:
Most of ur proverb is referring to gej

Haaaa... No b me talk am ooo na u ooo...
Buh #Change dou
#sai

NIGERIA PIDGIN PROVERBS*
Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
English translation: Easier said than done.
*No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
English translation: Calm down, your temper won’t solve the problem.
*Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
English translation: You can’t run away from your destiny.
*Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
English translation: Keep calm! Nothing lasts forever.
*Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come back as corn beef.
English translation: Just be patient. Let the game come to you. Don’t rush!
*Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
English translation: How you start doesn’t matter, what matters is how you finish.
*Leave matter for Mathias and Sabi for Sabinus.
English translation: Give everyone what they deserve.
*The difference between kpekere and plantain chips na packaging.
English translation: Don’t judge based on appearance alone.
*Escort me, Escort me, na im slave trade take start.
English translation: Serious things sometimes start like a joke.
*The water wey dem use take make eba can never be recovered back.
English translation: Don’t cry over spilled milk.


* Oya make una add urs

tyconcepts:
102years??

#Broken teeth (All 32)

#Balded as an egg



Bro....You don't wanna go down there.

Lolz.. U knw serious ooo my hair and tooth go still dey kampe

danchuzzy:
kill me!!!!

Not an assassin
Modified : Dancing sekem.. Na me open thread 102..is dat a revelation i ll reach 102yrs b4 dying?

UchihaMadara:
We are still in the jungle joor!

I bet you that in the year 2050 when other countries might have starting inhabiting mars, we would still be having politicians campaign with promises of providing constant power supply, education and good roads to the citizens.

All hail the Federal Jungle of Nigeria.

Hail HYDRA

MrTY:
Phones are available.


cc : miss tyconcepts

Mr Ty! Hehehehe m loving dis

Babymama1:
Please do two for me

Share a coke with babymama
Share a coke with babyosisi

Aw u go cum collect am? Or probably drop ur mail so dat coke ll send it directly to your email

Its no big deal... U can easily create yours.... Jst did mine tonight

lakunle1love:
Hmmmmm, I was brought up as a Muslim and was told that you shouldn't allow any part of a dog to touch any part of my body and if that mistakenly happens, then I have to wash myself and the clothes seven times. But to my greatest surprise, when I came to the north east, I saw Muslims rearing dogs. I wonder if those ones has different Qur'an which is not possible or they are just being ignorant.

Please do not misquote d Prophet word.... A Muslim can keep a dog buh with caution :
http://www.virtualmosque.com/islam-studies/faqs-and-fatwas/mans-best-friend-the-islamic-view-on-dogs/