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Talk2Bella:
So Dipo and I have been dating for a very long time, one time we had problems like every other young couple, but I got carried away, I was more exposed and loved having fun than him, he was a little reserved and was more the indoor type. During this period I began to have doubts about our relationship, I began to ask myself I wanted to spend the rest of my life with someone as boring as Dipo, then I met someone else, he was exactly my type, we got along so well on the first day that I knew we were gonna do it soon, well we had sex and the whole excitement died down, and I went back to Dipo, this was 10 yrs ago.


Five years after that incident, Dipo and I got married, we were happy for two years, we bought our own house, we had great jobs and our first baby was on the way, I felt like the most blessed person on earth, after I put to bed that’s when my trauma began, Dipo became a completely different person, it started from the drinking, I didn’t mind, as long as he didn’t come home drunk, I never suspected cheating, I knew Dipo was old fashioned and would never do that so when the late nights and absence from home began I just thought work toll, never for once did I imagine my husband to be cheating, not just cheating but with multiple women.




I just had a baby, I was on maternity leave, Dipo wouldn’t let me hire a nanny or a maid, so I was home full time, taking care of our baby all by myself, I was getting tired of him not helping out, so one day he comes back from work very late, I was up and I told him how I felt, I couldn’t control the rage anymore, I shouted at him, and told him what a piece of sh**t he was, he calmly looked at me, went straight to our bedroom, into the bathroom to take a shower, I just couldn’t hold it anymore, I followed him, when I got to the bedroom, his phone kept buzzing, I wanted to pick to tell whoever was calling to go to hell, who calls a married man this late anyway, I wished now I hadn’t picked that call, the next words I heard made my heart froze “Darling you home, hope you wife wasn’t angry, we had a nice time and I’m still sore”.


Right there and then my world crashed, I was in shock, I didn’t believe my ears, I thought maybe it was a wrong dial, but she had called his name, he came into the room and just looked at me, he knew I knew, I could see the hurt in his face, I asked him “Temi have you been cheating on me” we call each other that, that’s our pet name “Temi” he didn’t deny, he just said yes, I wanted him to deny vehemently, wanted him to say anything other than a yes, he told me “Temi and she isn’t the only one, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, ever since you cheated in school, I never forgave you, I wanted to pay you back for what you did but since I started I can’t stop please help me”


Well I woke up in the hospital, I must have fainted after hearing that, how could anyone hold a grudge for almost a decade, who does that? He’s been pleading, our marriage is really young though we have been together for a long time, I wanna make it work, but I know he won’t stop cheating, please what do I do?


Talk2Bella

http://talk2bellaa..com.ng/2016/08/i-cheated-once-now-my-husband-wont-stop.html

If the story is true, then I think the guy is a Scorpio. They don't trust easily and when hurt with betrayal, they neither go give nor forget.

This is what happens when we allow rich fools take decisiins that affects our lives on our behalf.
They are slowly asphyxiating this country. They have no single good plan on how to run a country. Now they want to steady the economy on the toils of its already depressed citizens. Clearly we are nothing but pawns. We have always been. We always will be.

#buharinevertalkhimplan#

Maybe Buhari believes that these impoverished areas needs some act of humanity and it will help stop the attacks by militants. He's so wrong.
But this is not all there is to it. It cannot be. Not with Buhari calling the shots. This is just a smoke screen.

and how to convert a black and white tv to coloured using the old lucozade boost yellow nylon wrapping.

An old skool remember movies like:

Secrets of the Sand,
The Rich Also Cry,
First Blood,
Disco Dancer,
Equalizer 2000,
Mr India, etc

or u never met the first styled tinker box or witnessed the good use of a clay pot,....... homiez plzzzz.....

and u didn't form desperado with this style, pssttt.....

and if u didn't drink this krest or fanta or Gina, Crush, etc...... plsssssss

If u did not chew these gums or answer the questions in the wrapper, pls...... you're so new.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girl. If u didn't meet the following, consider yourself pikined and henceforth.......


If u did not use this money, before u quite somebody ask of his age to determine if u use a sir in reference.

Bro, you were not chased by ghosts but by occult beings. Being an ardent fan of paranormal activities, I think I may be right. Ghosts don't act that way, especially to strangers. Don't get me wrong, they can attack anyone but screaming, calling for reinforcement and chasing strangers seems not their style.

Every morning I wake up, I have a reason to praise my God.

She is a property of the state? A property?

The funny thing is that this topic will turn men back into boys and boys into foolish boys and so on. Really, the stupidity will have no end. Besides of what beneficial importance could acquiring this knowledge possibly yield?

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink]Okay. You guys should learn to stand past 5mins.[/color]

Seems. you've been laying with the wrong type. I wonder how sparks fly.

Chai!

Abeg sombori gimme the number of that Brazilian back-face staring at me. I want to tell her something.

Saw this on Facebook andit meant a lot to me. So I decided to share it. It might mean the same to someone.

YOU WON!!!
Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300 million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to swim upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the over 200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually reach the site( others get tired on the way because it is no small race Lol)
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was YOU..,,WOW!!

Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and you won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you ran without an education, you ran without help...and you won.
What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you have both eyes and legs, now that you have a certificate, now that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
you didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that you WON from the womb.

#beGreatful or #be_a_great_fool most importantly #BE_SERIOUS

The op dey call the money like say dem plant am for back yard. Even d'banj wey don dey broke get 5 billion. Yawa dey o.

No 1, not true.
No 2, we know it happens to some not all
No 3, don't get the fascination
No 4, insightful if proven
No 5, defies common sense.

Where is the fascinating 5 please?

buharisbae:
Ouch the Truth hurts to the spine y'all hypocrites I swear u complaining of them flocking ur village yet y'all flock urelf around the world rubbish mtcheeew

And betterabiastate must u also behave like a fool?

When it just seems like the new meds are working for u, u go ahead and degenerate in a public style. Wow.

This is the silliest post I've come across so far? Boredom no good.

youngest85:
chai!

My manhood, always facing up not down as d picture depicts.

Hehehe. Ogogoro in ur blood always.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this post might seem long and boring but you'd be glad you read it.

I am here to share with you this vital information on Prostate. The topic is misleading. Is prostate strictly for men? Yes, ONLY men have prostate and ONLY men over 40years but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone. There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague …

Essentially what I will be doing today is health promotion. Responsible health promotion must provide three things:

1. Information
2. Reassurance
3. A plan of action.

Let me start with a background on prostate health.
Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of the kidney is to remove waste. It is the LAWMA (waste management company) of your body. Everyday your blood passes through the kidney several times to be filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is formed and stored in a temporary storage tank called the urinary bladder.

If there were to be no urinary bladder, as a man walks on the road, urine will be dropping.
Now think of the plumbing work in your house. Think of the urinary bladder as the overhead storage tank. From the storage tank, a good plumber will run pipes to other parts of the house, including the kitchen. God in His wisdom ran pipes from our urinary bladder to the tip of the penis. The pipe is called the urethra. Just below the bladder and surrounding the urethra is a little organ called the prostate gland.

The prostate gland is the size of a walnut and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to make the seminal fluid which is stored in the seminal vesicle. During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid comes down the urethra and mixes with the sperms produced in the testicles to form the semen. So semen technically is not sperm. It is sperm + seminal fluid. The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm.

After age 40, for reasons that may be hormonal, the prostate gland begins to enlarge. From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100 grams. As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra and the man begins to notice changes in the way he urinate.

If you have a son under 10, if he has a little mischief like we all did at that age, when he comes out to urinate, he can target the ceiling and the jet will hit target. Call his father to do same, wahala dey. His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a long distance and sometimes may come straight down on his legs. So he may need to stand in awkward position to urinate.

Not many men will be worried their urine stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are on the floor and not on the ceiling. But other symptoms begin to show.

TERMINAL DRIPPLING:
The man begins to notice that after urinating and repacking, urine still drops on his pants. This is the reason why after an older man urinates, he has to ring bell. A younger man simply delivers to the last drop and walks away. Just see an older man coming from the bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the newspaper closely to hide the urine stains, particularly on plain colored trousers.


HESITANCY
At this point you wait longer for the urine flow to start. There are 2 valves that must open for you to urinate – the internal and external sphincters. Both open but because of obstructions in the urethra, you wait long for the flow to start.

INCOMPLETE EMPTYING
You have this feeling immediately after urinating that there is still something left.

As all these things happen, the bladder begins to work harder to compensate for the obstruction in the urethra. The frequency of urination goes up. Urgency sets in. sometimes you have to practically run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes common. You wake up more than 2 times at night to urinate. Your wife begins to complain.

Men being men may not talk to anyone even at this point. Then the more serious complications start.
Stored urine gets infected and there may be burning sensation when urinating.

Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come together to form stone either in the bladder or in the kidney. Stones may block the urethra.
Chronic urinary retention sets in. The bladder stores more and more urine. The size of the bladder is 40 - 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting / urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage.
What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine.

Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia.

There are other diseases of the prostate like:
1. Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate
2. Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate.

This discussion is on prostate enlargement.

I have bad news and good news.

The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough.
The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition
Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat.
Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk.

Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant.
Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu).
Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility.

Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol.

ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
As men begin to have urinary symptoms associated with prostate enlargement, it is important they look at alcohol consumption. More fluid in means more fluid out.

Drink less. Drink slowly.

EXERCISE
Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking.

SITTING
When we sit, two-third of our weight rests on the pelvic bones. Men who sit longer are more prone to prostate symptoms. Do not sit for long hours. Walk around as often as you can. Sit on comfortable chairs. We recommend a divided saddle chair if you must sit long hours.

DRESSING
Men should avoid tight underwear. It impacts circulation around the groin and heats it up a bit. While the physiological temperature is 37 degrees, the groin has an optimal temperature of about 33 degrees. Pant is a no - no for men. Wear boxers. Wear breathable clothing.

SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin.

SEX
Regular sex is good for the prostate.

Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celibacy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly.

Thought: You have a moral obligation to share it with others because someone in your friends list might be saved.

Thank you for your patience.

Who are the Gwari sef?

sinaj:
I knw that they have postmortem erection but wot I dunno of is the formulation of sperm.

Isn't it suppose to dry of or die

Not really. A lot of bodily actions still happen after death. Such are; skin cell growth, pew and poo, vocal sounds heard, reflex muscle actions, erection and ejaculation, digestion, even birthing in the e of pregnant women (rarely occurs).

So yes, a lot can happen after death...... even brain activity for some minutes or hours.

sinaj:
I dnt get it.



Is dis evn possible

Yes it's possible. Some corpses have a postmortem erection mainly known as Angel lust. Depends on how fresh the corpse is, it sensory nerves can be stimulated to ejaculate.

The one on his left smiles like a future comedian.

abduljabbar4:
But this is a question even your pastors have not answered!

The concept of the holy trinity is that there are three persons in one God. God the father, God the Son and God the holy spirit. They are ONE. Jesus is the Son of God known to man. Jesus is the Son of God in the holy trinity. So he is God.

More photos

I just saw these pics on a friends Facebook update titled "Gwari and soldiers clash in Minna." Please can anyone correspond to any hostile issue. And who or what is gwari?