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Is it just me or is the goat actually smiling goatishly?

Install 'unpurify' na. Haba!!!

Perv alert.

I thought the military has a mandatory height criteria of about not less than 5. 5"? I see lots of less than 5. 5" in these pics.

Are u sure it's real? I just observed an error that I believe Twitter cannot make. "If you think we should we consider Verifying your account, let us know."

U still sure?

There's nothing wrong with u brother. It's different strokes for different folks. But everyone gets a stroke..... . and at different times. Just be cool and if you believe in God's existence, pray to him always and u shall testify some day.
All the best.

prettyjo:
#fact

Really? Is the OP on point?

Mehn I no understand this guy sef. As in u non fit write the story finish abi u just wan dey generate comment by writing one sentence per page? Lo... lo... lobbish! Mtschew!

Mehn bros... bros..... chai!
Is this what nairaland has turned into?
This is a clear proof that imbeciles are also internet smart.

selfdefence:
Aahhh... She`s far from you. She dey near middle belt

I could help her regardless. If we can talk or chat, maybe I could. I'm not promising but I'll try and I'm confident. She's really got to want this for it to work. If she's interested, lemme know. No worries.

Countrygirl:
I just saw dis, ask your question

Hold on. I'm coming.

selfdefence:
Hmmmm Sharp man... Where are you located?

Ph bro. I wan help am.

Countrygirl:
Get married if you must have sex.

Really? I mean really? I laugh u in country language.
For your information, sex is no longer viewed as a sin in this century. It's more like a way of life.
It's just like malaria. To stop it is to exterminate the mosquito carriers and in sex's case, humans.

But if u wish for me to get married, lemme ask u a question.......

sunnywinter:
Lmao.. I mean, not literal winter nah

Okay. You're a good teacher...... in your own way.

Dear Faustina,

I'm writing this to mention some....... wait a minute. I like your name. Can I shorten it to something lovable like.... Fausti Fausti? I think it's dope.

*discards the first letter*

Dear Fausti,

I do hope you're feeling better. Here are some mistakes you made.

1) Going to see him and promising not to break his heart just a week after knowing him.
2) Believing he was a 34 year old virgin.
3) Having unprotected premarital sex with him because he flashed you a ring.

Even if he had not declined the marriage, my candid advice would have been for you to decline proceeding with it because it's obvious your family's financial status is below average hence, he'll prey on it. And after the marriage, you'll be like a purchased item bought more than it's worth, and the owner is expected to show constant gratitude to the buyer for such benevolence. You'll feel more like a servant than a wife.

I am igbo (ibo) and I know what our uneducated men behave like (some not all). Your ex's character depicts it in a typical expression. Unfortunately for them, such behaviour is mostly cultured as a result of community socialization.

I am a Catholic and I do not need to preach to you the general Christian view on abortion, but the forgiveness you seek is between you and God.
I really really wish you had kept the pregnancy.

All the same, it's a hard lesson learnt. Thanks for sharing your story. I guess that's why experience is the harshest teacher; it give the test before the lesson.

Now you have one goal and a burning desire to avoid being in such a situation again by working hard.
I wish you the best in life.

A concerned member,
Slevin.

Countrygirl:
Sis, take heart.

The Lord will strenghten you.


Next time, learn to avoid premarital sex, it complicates things especially for the ladies.

For heaven's sake Countrygirl. Really? I mean.... . REALLY? If all you guys say no to premarital sex, who the hell are we gonna bleep?
I think the right phrase is 's at no to unprotected premarital sex'.
Make una no vex but we need am. We feel HOT just like op's ex.

sunnywinter:
lmao.. I'm speaking figuratively, ya know?

I know. I mean I'm supposed to know right? But what does 'to speak figuratively mean'?
But sha I know you were speaking figuratively because I know.

*now I rush over to my dictionary*

Vincent41:
hahahahahahahah..funny..Thanks,u ve made my day....hahahahhaha..its gona u in loud voice......

Truth be told,No woman is worth Loving.....just Bleep them hard and let them go....even i see another guy pounding my babe,i wont get angry,i will waite for my turn,no be her pussy dem dey dig

You never fall in love bro. When u do, you'll find yourself coming up with 007 creative ways of killing her cheating partner and in your minds eye, it's gonna seem so easy. If great care is not taken, it will actually be.
When men love, it seems stronger than that of a woman.
Reason: we have a reluctant and strong heart. So when we give it to someone, we give it all. Once broken, it plays a reclusive heart.
Love is the best thing or the worst thing that can happen to one.

Ask her to contact me. I'm a psychologist, may be I can be of help.

sunnywinter:
looool.. winter came already; I'm now in a new season

No my dear. Winter has not come yet. Na harmattan u been experience.

BrokenHeart2016:
Thanks my brother, now that you mention the words "MOVE ON" my mind is free now...right now I think I need motivational speaker
Thanks bro God bless u

Haha. You're welcome bro but there's no motivational speech for heartbreak. All it takes is a reminiscence and clarity to face the reality and you'll heal yourself. I'm glad I could help. All the best.

Op if u can observe, all the advices given here is to bid her wish and move on and frankly, do just that. Then feel the pain that it drives u to make it in life and that it puts her in a position where she'll find herself monitoring ur dps and Facebook updates and wishing she never took that decision. But first, MOVE ON.

Doxie69:
What the heck did I just read, if only you had sense and used your head you won't be lamenting now @ Op. You used money for your handouts to buy her foodstuff what sort of nonsense is that.

If only you used the money for her 2 years fees to start up a business or even dash it out to your siblings or mum, instead you chose to be father Christmas so she is happy,see how your kindness has killed u @ Op I have no regrets for what u passing through

The op is in his right mind. Lovestruck sometimes is beyond our control. I used to believe that i can never be one of those who does such things for a gal but I did...... and a lot at that and I think I'm still doing. The op was just unlucky and got someone undeserving of his attention and affection.

psucc:
5years is not 5days or 5 months. Having 'served' you for that long without any glimpse of hope of marriage, she has to move on.

Guy truly you no try at all.

Guy you no try. Why would you say such a thing. What matters is not just how long they've been together because you don't know when they met. She's simply seeking something that the op cannot offer at the moment. Your comment rubbish jare.

sunnywinter:
Bro, your post might as well be about the guys as well.

Sunny, it actually is. Both play the game and whoever gets played scream "injustice". But Sunny, u remember say........
























"WINTER IS COMING?"

Vewy vewy funny indeed. Soon you'll meet a gal who seems so different.
You'll test her to ascertain her commitment and loyalty and she'll excell, leaving no doubts in ur mind that she's different.
Then u learn to love again.......
But she's not gonna break ur heart.

















She's gonna smash it up, take it to the highway and leave it in the middle of the road for a trailer to run it over.

Bro, you'll find the heart to love again. She just is not the one. Bleep as much as u want and drink as much as u want, it won't change the fact that loneliness knows u by name and one day it's gonna call it out in a loud voice.

Before nko?
It's similar to the way gals mal up excuses and act up when they're tired of guys.

This brings to mind the verse in revelations that says 'they shall use one currency'. Maybe this is slowly unfolding in our eyes.

OP no vex o. In your topic, it says "a grown man like you." Abeg how old are you?

PaulkillermanAg:
brother, please be true to yourself , and answer my honest question, how many "true girls" have you Seeing? Please answer me.... If I have met 20 girls, I can attest for just 2... I think that's a good number to draw up my inference.... Most girls pride their selves in relationship as just sex machine, nothing more... so why not just employ a sex machine and get your duties Defined?

Brotherly, i would be lying if i said that i don't know what love feels like. The bliss, the smile, the heart flourish, among others. I would also be lying if I said that most gals ain't cheats. I've been hurt by a gal I loved so much even when I'd have sworn that I was her god (judging from the way she loved me). I know how many so-called "I'm in a serious relationship" gals I've had sex with but regardless, I still beg to differ. I have a gal at the moment but I can't trust her cos she's betrayed that. But I kinda love her so I prefer to call what i have "benefit of the doubt." I have misogynistic friends who have even more misogynistic brothers. At the very end, they either fall in love and got married or they marry and are now falling in love for their wife.

My basis is this..... let's agree to disagree. You spake some truth but it could be viewed from different perspectives according to our experiences. I once found myself wishing my gal would commit so that I could kick her to the curb and funny as it seems, those were the times she was an angel (dunno if she's prescient). Anyways....... your life is yours to live. Live it the way it suits you and don't be tied up by dogma. But don't forget that in the end, we all need some love (not the kind u thinking right now haha). It's a basic law of nature. Once touched by it, you'd crave it again.