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Hey folks, it's the weekend. So I was thinking we could play a game I tagged "name it." Below I'll be posting pictures of art sculptures with human poses amongst them and you'll name it the first thing or whatever comes tonur mind. I hope it's gonna be interesting.......... and fun. Cheers.

miremoses:
she z stil 1 yr,and u stil complainin..one of my pals got a rott in 2012...so d dog didnt enter heat til wen she was 2yes and five mnths..stil no show...den he sold d dog to sumone at a cheap price because he taught d dog was infertile...den after two wks of sellin d dog...he got a news from d buyer tellin him d dog was on heat...my friend(who was d buyer almost fainted)he started regrettin it...he even begged d guy to sell him back d dog..but it was late...from what i heard..d buyer sold d puppies 80-100k each..so what im tryin to say z dat u shud b calm and pray for her heat period to come

Every option should have been considered. We live in a country where voodoo practice is real. My bitch lived with my bro when he lived in a compound owned by a witch who swore that no pregnancy shall happen in that compound. Every tenant who got pregnant lost the child before it was born. My bitch didn't even see her period and she was older than a year then. My bro had to call in a favour from a traditionalist who's a friend. He did what he did and the following week, my bitch was on heat.
He lives there no more though and my bitch's heat period is regularly normal.

haymekus:
4. TUPAC SHAKUR



There’s more than one celebrity death that gets shrouded in mystery due to inconclusive details that leave fans and police wondering what really happened. There’s also more than one conspiracy theory involving what really happened the night Lesane Parish Crooks (aka Tupac Shakur) was shot.

In a collaboration song done with fellow rapper Richie Rich, Tupac raps, “I been shot and murdered, can tell you how it happened word for word.” The song was released earlier in the year he was shot. When he was questioned once where he saw himself in a few years, he responded by saying, “Best case, in a cemetery.

Not in a cemetery, sprinkled in ashes smoked up by my homies. I mean, that’s the worst case.” Just two months later, Tupac was shot in a drive-by shooting at an intersection in Las Vegas and was rushed to a hospital where he died six days later. However, extremely loyal fans of Tupac believe he’s not really dead and that he faked his death and has gone into hiding.

The Outlawz actually did make true that statement. They smoked Tupac's ashes with weed after he was cremated.

chie8:
As shared by Collins.......


'Chai accident again. Our igwe 1st son has an accident with students of oko poly. With his hilux coming back from oko yesterday night. And five students from oko died nd driver tear into pieces. See the goat that curse the accident. They cut off the goat head nd blood is not coming out. Our igwe 1st son Emeka anugwu is in hospital with others that break led nd the dead body too. His head tear see his blood on his hilux. Only one person in the bus is normal without any wood. So pray for them to survive'.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/fatal-accident-kills-many-in-okophotos.html

OP, did u say Emeka Anugwu? The Mbaukwu Anugwu royal family?

And such a post made the front page? SMH

So how's she ur fiancee if you guys are still dating? You never engage am na. And why didn't you ask yourself "if she really loves me like she says she does, why break up instead of of asking me to abstain from having sex with her?"

OP, your gal don catch NYSC fever. Sorry bro.

BabaRamota1980:
The first principle of love...
"I own nothing, nothing owns me".

It is expressed as a coefficient. Those who observe this philosophy are able to rid their emotions of the clutters that block it from loving others sincerely.

There are two phenomenons of love, (1) divine love; (2) material love.

Material love is what we bring with us into existence, right out of the womb..it is innate. Material love is the attachment a 1yr old has and demonstrates when you disposess him of a toy. As we grow our grooming evolves with different aspects of possessiveness. The sense of ownership is carried into social relationships of make and brake.

Okay. So what is love?

falconey:
To me love is a word I use to get what I want.

parents: I love you dad/woman (I get stipend)

job: I love working/ to work in this firm( to get the job or promotion)

girlfriend: I love you( to get her to date me or have coitus_)

etc

Lol. I think I like this. It emanates from within. Your very own perspective. Nice.

Tajbol4splend:
Let's forget about dictionary definition, love can be defined in different ways depending on an individual's experience about it, to me,

Love is a bond and a way of life lived by people in it which has its own challenges, challenges that need to be circumvented by these people to make sure the love remains. The opposite of the word "Love" isn't "Hate", but I think it is "Indifference"

Now somebody is philosophizing.

Tajbol4splend:
Loving someone has so many things attached to it,
1. The fear of not wanting to lose who you love makes you feel bad, you feel bad because of what you love
2. You hate on someone tryna take someone you love from you, you hate someone because you love someone
3. You go through a lot because you tryna keep going your relationship with the one you love

Love is truly four letter word looking as though it should be all about good feelings and good feelings only but it has its own challenges too, because you wanna keep having what you have, you fight against losing it, you wrongly feel bad your boo isn't doing what you expect them to do but something may have gotten into their way then you start hurting. Loving someone who also feels the same way, you want to do all you can to keep them, so it takes more than the word "Love" to do that.

Quite an elaborate explanation. But if asked from ur understanding above to give it a firm definition, what would it be?

Humans above the age of 3 and beyond all believe that they know what love is. Yea yea. What's the big deal, even animals know what it is. But what it is may not be what it really is. How can one explain what is, which really isn't what it is or seems to be? That's the whirlwind dilemma that swirls people around, entangling them in a misty storm where good sight will be a prize. Humans do a lot of good things for the sake of love, and as much bad things for it's sake. A lover could kill whom he/she loves rather than watch him/her be happy with someone else. I've seen girls being beat on by their boyfriends/husbands, yet they refuse to leave him, and it amazes me that she'd believe she still loves him. A guy whose heart was broken by a girl whom he dated for years, who then decides to leave him, will find himself running to be enveloped in her arms again cos he just can't let go. A writer once wrote "they die too much they who fall in love." We do crazy, stupid, unimaginable things in the name of this word which in its ambiguous yet incongruent property, should be all about happiness. But it is not. Love breeds jealousy and hatred. Yet love is pure. If it was pure in its intricacy, how can it be concurrent to such properties?

Now, friends, Think about the stories you've heard or experiences witnessed (good and bad), and the good things and bad things that happened. Then ask yourself this question "Was that love?", "could that have been love?"

In your own way, share what you think love is. Don't refer to what it should be.

Ladies and Gentlemen, keep it your own definition/meaning.

[quote author=AutoJoshNG post=52128855]These top 7 cars amongst others ruled our Nigerian roads back

You're forgetting 'Racer Daewoo'

Hello people. Thanks for following this topic. There are lots of things worth learning and I'm thinking of keeping it going from 110 - infinity. If it's worth it and anyone wants me to continue, pls show some encouragement. Thanks.

who remembers this?

What's the fuss about abeg? She slept with ur ex. Ex. Not present. And this got to fp? Sha this site is a biz.

This nigga never heard the saying, "never make a ho a housewife."

Deal with ur issues nigga.

75. Not 25

In Igbo, we call it 'ofu onu'.

talk2ibk:
no 60 is musophobia

Thanks. Corrected the error.

Depends on how unattractive the maid is. If she's attractive, beware cos she'll start hitting on ur man just to experience a lil' bit of that love which she sees being re-enacted every and subconciously wants to feel it at first, then conciously craves it. Hence, seducing ur man who'll conciously notice her moves and conciously craves to romantically or unromantically Bleep her brains out. That's how we all are wired.

Yet we scream "Recession is killing us". Naija lo a.

Money is new to black people. It is a simple fact. That is why instead of industrializing and innovating, we become a market place where already finished products are sold.

And who'll be expected to clean up the environmental nuisance caused by this positive intentions of the NPF?

sade1994:
I enjoyed every bit of it .
Thanks

Thank you for obliging me.

Lucremoy:
That thing na condition abi? I talk am.. I know say no be ordinary laziness

Abeg op the thing get cure?

Treatment can range from the chemical (serotonin) to the physical (exercise, diet) and the psychological (Psychologists, awareness). Dysania is a rare though legitimate condition and people who believe they may be sufferers should seek help from a medical professional.

But before you can classify if you have dysania or if it's just tiredness, research a little. Here's something to help you out with.

http://theriseandshine.com/dysania-what-it-is-and-how-to-overcome-it/

and

http://clinomania.org/does-clinomania-cure-really-work/.

Khd95:
atleast u should know every one is not like you

Haha. Yea niccur. Yea. But u never talk true. Good samaritan.

101. The day after tomorrow is called ‘Overmorrow’.

102. An ‘Aglet’ is the metallic or plastic coating at the end of your shoelaces.

103. Enochlophibia is the fear of crowds or crowded places.

104. ‘Vagitus’ is what the cry of a new born baby is called. (I guess the original creators of the word thought it’d mean a lot to rhyme it with ‘vagina’.)

105. Bathophobia is the fear of deep water.

106. ‘Petrichor’ is what the ambience smell after a rainfall is called.

107. The dot over an ‘i’ or a ‘j’ is called a ‘Tittle’.

108. Pediophobia is the fear of dolls.

109. ‘Crapulence’ is what the utterly sick feeling you get after eatng too much or drinking too much is called.

110. Only three men in history have walked on water: Jesus, Peter, and Anselmo. Only Anselmo has the picture. (Google this guy and see him practically run on water when chased by a bull.)

Here's a pic below.

Video -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6gTD5_wny8. If the link refuses to open, kindly search for it on youtube with a title that has a combination of Anselmo, Bull and Water.

I hope it was worth reading. Have a lovely weekend folks.

91. Ninjas don’t wear black. They used to disguise themselves as civilians. Unlike ninjas in movies, the real guys were smart enough to know that wearing a black outfit with a face mask wasn’t the best strategy for blending in.

92. Netherlands is closing 19 prisons due to a serious prisoner shortage. (Meanwhile Naija no even get enough).

93. Iceland has no army and is also recognized as the world’s most peaceful country.

94. Walt Disney is the second largest purchaser of explosives in the United States, after the Department of Defence.

95. On July 10th, 1856, Nikola Tesla was born at midnight during a lightning storm. The midwife thought the violent storm was a bad omen and declared he would be a child of darkness, to which his mother replied, “No. He will be a child of light.” - http://www.activistpost.com/2012/01/10-inventions-of-nikola-tesla-that.html

96. The man who does Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson’s stunts is his cousin, Tanoai Reed. They have done over a dozen films together, have the same body type, and work side-by-side to make every scene perfect.

97. People with poor mathematical skills aren’t necessarily bad at math because they are ‘ungifted’. There is a phenomena called ‘Math Anxiety’ that makes people perform worse, which sometimes leads to maths avoidance, which leads to lesser knowledge and consequently more math anxiety.

98. The space between your nostrils is called ‘Columnella nasi’.

99. When he was 7, Vin Diesel and some friends broke into a New York theatre with intentions to vandalize it. Instead of calling the police, the theater’s artistic director handed them scripts and offered them parts in the upcoming show. This became Diesel’s first acting role.

100. During the filming of D’Jango Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio stopped mid-scene because he was having a difficult time using so many racial slurs. Samuel L. Jackson then pulled him aside telling him, “motherfucker, this is just another Tuesday for us.” (I wonder what happens to blacks on Tuesdays).

Attached below is a diagram that helps identify the glabella and columnella, among others.

Teague4league:
More!!! Kudos @ OP .

Alhajipablo:
Nice one op

Teague4league:
More!!! Kudos @ OP .

Gratitude.

markpenk:
Holy crap! That's uncanny. You sure ozil isn't Enzo's illegit son?

Thanks Mark, for sharing that pic.

81. The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called ‘Dysania’. (Repeat after me, dy-sa-nia). Clap for yasef. Plenty of una get this condition.

82. Phasmophobia is the fear of ghosts.

83. An ‘Agraffe’ is the wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of wine

84. A ‘Griffonage’ is what an unreadable hand-writing is called.

85. ‘Astraphobia’ is the fear of thunderstorm.

86. The rumbling of stomach is actually called a ‘Wamble’.

87. The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them is called ‘Phosphenes’.

88. The space between your eyebrows is called a ‘Glabella’. (Ladies wey dey shave eyebrow, learn this word o so u go use am form for ur friends like "Gal, why u shave ur own reach ur glabella?" "Wetin be glabella?" "Uh! Excuse me?"

89. ‘Pocrescophobia’ is the fear of gaining weight. (Aha!)

90. The metallic device used to measure your feet at a shoe store is called a ‘Brannock device’.

71. A homing pigeon called Cher Ami that saved the lives of 194 soldiers during WW1 by transporting a message. The pigeon was shot through the chest, blinded in one eye and had its leg hanging by a tendon upon arriving with the message.

72. Father’s Day was formed in part by the 1907 Monongah Mining Disaster in West Virginia that killed 361 men, 250 of them fathers, leaving around a thousand fatherless children.

73. In Greek mythology, ‘Nike’ was a goddess who personified victory, also known as the winged goddess of victory. The company Nike takes its name from the Greek goddess of victory.

74. 63 earths can fit inside Uranus.

75. During the filming of ‘The Notebook’, Ryan Gosling hated his co-star Rachel Adams so much that he apparently wanted her kicked off the set; the two actors also fought occasionally. Gosling also complained about not having any ‘chemistry’ with his co-star. The two ended up dating for four years after filming concluded.

76. Hall of Fame boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight because he had a dream that he was going to kill his opponent in the ring. After a priest and a minister convinced Robinson to fight, Robinson went into the ring and killed his opponent Jimmy Doyle.

77. During WW1, on Christmas of 1914, the British and Germans lay down their weapons, crossed no man’s land, and joined each other to celebrate. They exchanged food, played games, sang songs, and even attended burials for each side. This was seen as a symbolic moment during the conflict.

78. Instead of using computer animated graphics, Tim Burton had 40 squirrels trained to crack nuts for ‘Charlie & the Chocolate Factory’. (Go see the scene and you’ll find it............awesome).

79. Tigers continue growing throughout their entire lives due to a genetic disorder called growth dysplasia. The largest cat in the world is a 922lb tiger.

80. Pisanthrophobia is the fear of trusting people due to bad past experiences.