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Pato23:
Back from Uganda....

OP! Did this post make FP...

Welcome back.

Dunno bro. Don't really care.

Just having fun sharing it.

She's one of the best actresses (probably the best) I've watched on nollywood. I'm a big fan. We've seen good talents take a dive via this road to certain disadvantages. She wouldn't be the first. But for now, I'm a big fan and I love her.

Khd95:
Today wasnt just like everyday other day,today is friday,blessings of the almighty Allah is opun us.

I decided to go pray jumat today in unilag,tho i was supposed to meet some one else before then.just when i got inside the school,my host said she wasnt around yet,so i decided to visit my bank to lodge a complain,about them not alerting me on time when ever my accnt is credited..just right in front of access bank,i bumped into dis fine young girl..holding weight machine hiaan.

She:hello sir,come nd check ur weight for N50.

I was determined to walk pass until she added "i want to pay my sch fees"...my liver failed me instantly

me: okay

i stood nd she dropped the machine on the ground,.

"So what course are u doing?"

she: no,iam not in this school,iam in ss3.
Then i remembered i was going to a bank,i just withdrew N50 frm my pocket nd handed it over to her,nd walked away..

While i was inside the bank,i felt the urge the urge to back to her,atleast to get her names,nd the name of her school,nd i did but unfortunately i didnt meet her,..i felt miserable nd damned,that i couldnt even wait to ask her what led to her going about with weight machine,just to raise money for her school fees,i wonder how many people are in her shoes nd or conditions.

Unilag peeps,biko if u ve details about this girl,come forward nd share it with us,iam personally interested in meeting her again.

Lalasticlala,ijebabe,ishilove mynd44

Nigga I don't sabi you o but I'm gonna think the worst and assume that you likely want to advantages her and choppings her kpomolysis.

StupidYorubaFool:
my fiancé came over to my apartment 2 weeks ago and whilst we were on the zenith of romance, I sucked her puzzy.....
she shrieked, screamed and giggled......
she then told me that almost all the ladies have a proclivity for MouthAction....
she said i propelled her to cloud 9 and that whenever she's in the office she keeps reminiscing about it and it do appears afresh in her memory and thus a nostalgia worth reminiscing...
though I didn't enjoy it though but was compelled to suck her cos I love her and she was so hygienic and clean down there with a favourable scent...
she'll be visiting on Sunday again and anticipates a repetition of the same act...

ladies why do you really prefer oral to penetration...

matured comments pls.

Niggur puliz......your monicker is 'stupidyorubafool' and u post such a post and NB 'matured comments pls'.
Nigga uche gi adiro ya o.

QueenSuccubus:



I think any couple having an active sexual life, is a happy couple


But lemme ask SmellingAnus... He knows better than me

Hold on! ya name na 'queensuccubus' and u have a friend named 'smellyanus'? What has children of these days become?

I'll call my friends to call their friends who'll come with their friends and their friends to come with any sharp object they can find cos...............there's a bushmeat in ma hauz. Shiiiiiiit!

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valicious1:
Mugu come finish dis nonsense

Yes sir.

Sorry folks. Came home tired and dozed off early. Thank you all. Idydarling

51. The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn is called ‘Armscye’. (I no even sabi pronounce am but e dey dictionary).

52. After Ken Jeong’s wife was diagnosed with cancer, she told him to pursue his dreams. He put a hold on his doctor career and began his comedian one. (You'll recognize him when u google his pics).

53. Cristiano Ronaldo is 869 days older than Lionel Messi. Ronaldo’s son – Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. – is 869 days older than Lionel Messi’s sone, Thiago Messi. (Interesting)

54. After just finishing film school, two students wanted to make a film but could only afford one room. They challenged themselves to make a film that occurred in one room and later released it as ‘SAW’. (Now that’s called talent)

55. In 19th century, it was considered a crime to commit suicide in Great Britain. If caught, the person was punished by hanging. (Ironic. Typical example of winching. They no wan make u kill yasef, so,.......they kill u for u instead ).

56. Barkhad Abdi, Somali actor from Captain Philips only earned $65,000 for his role and after it was complete, went home to continue working in his brother’s store selling cell phones. (He's the mean pirate in the movie. #google. E be like say this guy no like progress).

57. A Sapiosexual is a person who is attracted to intelligence in others.

58. Multiple casts and crew members were struck by lightning during the filming of ‘The Passion of Christ’, including the actor who played Jesus. (If na u, u go stay finish the movie after the warning?)

59. ‘Pinky Promise’ (the act of making a promise with the little finger) originally indicated that the person who breaks the promise must cut off their pinky finger. (As I read this finish, I swore not to swear with my pinky. U never know who's still old skool).

60. Musophobia is the fear of rat.

61. ‘Interrobang’ is referred to the use or combination of an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!).

62. Coulrophobia is the fear of clowns.

63. Your tiny toe or finger is called a ‘Minimus’

64. Arnold Schwarzenegger was paid $21,429 for every word he said in Terminator 2. (The guy no talk much o but him account balance change wella)

65. Ophidiophibia is the fear of snakes.

66. The ‘na na na’ and ‘la la la’, which don’t really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song are called ‘Vocables’.

67. Katsaridaphobia is the fear of cockroaches.

68. The prongs (the tiny sharp long part) on a fork are called ‘Tines’.

69. Enzo Ferrari founder of Ferrari died in 1988. Mesut Ozil born in 1988. They are both a striking resemblance of each other. (Take a look at their pictures and find yourself believing in reincarnation.)

70. Cynophobia is the fear of dog.

martyns303:
My hands are up brother, if ur in PH, Lag or ABJ can we hang out?

Lol. Sure bro. I'll be back in ph in a couple of days. We could.

41. Trichophilia is the sexual arousal from hair.

42. The choir that is heard in Sam Smith’s ‘Stay With Me’ is actually his voice being layered 20 times, harmonizing in different parts of the studio.

43. The first animal to ask an existential question was from a parrot named Alex. He asked what colour he was, and learned that it was grey. His last words to his caretaker were “You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.”

44. A group of pandas is called an embarrassment.

45. Gecko lizards drink water by licking their own eyeballs.

46. 1 out of 5 adults urinate in public swimming pools, that is what causes the redness of the eyes, not chlorine.

47. In Germany, there is a hotline called ‘Schimpf-los’ (swear away) – which Germans can call to curse someone out after a stressful day as a means to loosen up. (Try am for Warri make dem curse ur generation finish).

48. The opposite of ambidextrous is ambisinistrous, the trait of being clumsy with both hands.

49. The mushrooms in the computer game we know as Mario, are based on a real species called ‘Amanita Muscaria’ that, when eaten, makes people feel like they’re growing.

50. People who drink a lot of coffee or other caffeinated beverages find it more difficult to identify and describe their own emotions.

Reski:
Kool stuffs.
Nice one op

Thanks bro

31. Valentine’s Day is also National Condom Day.( Now I understand why so much bleeping happens on that day).

32. A Japanese soldier Hiroo Onoda stayed in the jungles of Philippines for 30 years not believing WW2 has ended.

33. Stephen Curry and Lebron James, who have combined to win 6 of the last 8 NBA MVP awards, were born in the same hospital, o the same floor, 39 months apart. (I need to know the name of that hospital and the wing).

34. A study found that before finding the man of her dreams, the average woman will experience four disaster dates and two heart breaks. (Ladies if your own never complete, be calm. Flex and enjoy being heartbroken).

35. 250 people are currently frozen, waiting to be revived with future technology.

36. Researchers estimate that two-thirds of humans have no idea what they’re good at or what their strengths are.

37. The probability of you being born is 1 in 400 trillion.

38. Saying “World Wide Web’ is faster than ‘WWW’. (I can hear folks mumbling 'www'.........'world wide web')

39. A group of giraffes is called a tower.

40. ‘The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick’ is listed by the Guinness Book of Records as the hardest tongue twister in the world. (Don't bite your tongue. E hard)

sinaj:
no 23 nd 28 tho op pls kwantinue

Thanks.

The real truth is that there is a good and I mean a very good chance that she will cheat on you. My galfriend of 7 years is cheating on me with a corper. She still denies it when I have a lot of proof which I'm waiting to bambard her with on her return this christmas before I kick her disgusting ass outta my life. I don't mean to brag but I'm better than him, I'm better than her ex and now that I've ex-ed her even though she thinks she has a chance to turn it around, I'll be better than her next.

So bro, chill. Don't trust her. Call it the benefit of doubt and live your life how it suits you before you develop a high blood pressure before she even enter the camp.

21. There are cells in the human body called ‘gay Cells’ which cause leukemia.

22. The current CEO of YouTube, Susan Wojcicki, is the woma who rented her garage to Larry Page and Sergey Brin in 1998 when they were creating google. (My papa garage dey free for any whizkid o. Only no forget me when u hammer).

23. Dr. Barry Marshall was convinced that H.pylori bacteria caused stomach ulcers, but no one believed him. Since it was illegal to test his theory on humans, he drank the bacteria himself, developed ulcers within days, treated them with antibiotics and went on to win a Nobel prize. (Hmmmm)

24. An octopus actually has 6 arms and 2 legs, not 8 legs.

25. Bob Marley, against popular belief, didn’t believe in smoking marijuana for recreation. He thought cannabis should be used for religious and medicinal purposes.

26. A reservoir of water three times the volume of all oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface.

27. The extreme temperatures of Mt. Everest can freeze the lungs and cause a cough so violent, it can tear chest muscle and break ribs. It is known as the Khumbu Cough. (Oyibo and ojoro. Dem don give am African related name)

28. Loneliness can increase brain inflammation and raise the risk of premature death by 14 percent. (Singletons, hook up)

29. Facebook has a hidden, fully functional, geographical game of chess embedded into its Messenger, and anyone can play. Just type ‘@fbchess play’ to start.

30. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is an obscure term ostensibly referring to a lung disease caused by silica dust, sometimes cited as one of the longest words in te English language.

Pato23:
I was enjoying this.......where are the remaining 90...??

I know say na nos 15 u like pass so far. Hugger. The rest are coming shortly.

PeachyP:
The picture is touching

E suppose touch you.

In order not to make this boring, I'll take it easy and post them timely. I hope we could learn a thing or two from it.

1. The urine of a diabetic contains so much sugar that it can be purified and made into a high-end, single malt whiskey.

2. The longer couples are together, the less likely they are to say ‘I Love You’.

3. Unexpected phone calls and texts tend to be the best and can instantly improve a person’s mood and state of mind.

4. More intelligent people tend to thing faster, and as a result, their handwriting is sloppy and looks bad.

5. People tend to be more emotionally open and confess things during late night conversation especially via chats or text messages.

6. When people in love stare into each other’s eyes, their heart beats synch together.

7. Posting about yourself in social media activates your brain’s reward system in the same way as some drugs of abuse.

8. People who spend prolonged hours working on computers or watching Tv are likely to suffer from TATT (Tired All The Time) syndrome.

9. The love of darkness or night is called ‘NYCTOPHILIA’. A nyctophilic finds relaxation and comfort in the darkness.

10. A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see is happy couples. When you are committed, all you see is happy singles.
11. The sudden jerk you sometimes experience when you ‘slip’ while half asleep is called ‘HYPNIC JERK’.

12. When writing, reading or studying, listening to music with no vocals allows you concentrate better.

13. About 159,635 people will die on the same day as you.

14. Your body is the weakest during 3:00 am – 4:00 am. This is the time most people die in their sleep.

15. Hugging for 20 seconds releases Oxytocin (love hormone), which can cause you to trust someone more.

16. Philophobia is a condition in which a person fears the idea of falling in love.

17. The opposite of ‘DEJA VU’ IS ‘JAMAIS VU’. Jamais Vu is not remembering something you always see.

18. A sunburn is the result of your skin cells committing mass suicide to protect you from their damaged DNA, which can cause skin cancer.

19. Albinos in Africa are prolific victims of racism and assault, with at least 75 being killed in Tanzania since 2006, after which their bodies have been used I rituals by witch doctors. Myths say their hair, teeth, skin and genitals bring god health.

20. The international space station (ISS) is the most expensive item ever created; it took 36 shuttle flights to complete this $150 billion station.

coptic:
Why do I get the feeling that you're a good guy who has been fed truth tinged with lies?

You know why the north is "poor" like you claim? Because the leaders only amass wealth for themselves. The typical Nigerian leader only remembers to fix the roads because they are afraid of death, not because they care about the poor and downtrodden.

As for Biafra and all the loses incurred, I'm really sorry for the lives lost. But, blame it all on Ojukwu, the very man who caused innocents to die fighting his war of greed.

Your problem is not one nigeria; it is selfish individuals who lack foresight in every sphere of life. And those are the dunces that rule over us.

I was not fed any lies. You really need to do a research on how and why the civil war began, then you'd realize that Gen. Ojukwu called for the cessation of Viagra as an independent nation from Nigeria happened when the massacres of Igbo ethnicity began. He wanted what was good for his people and unfortunately the other tribal leaders realizing that the oil rich states are included in the so-called Biafra didn't want that to happen. Do u really believe that if the oil was in the northern province, that the civil war would have happened? Read up and research, then think and conclude.

But one thing is true, you're right in your assumption of where my problem actually lies.

OP thank u for this historic summary. Any slowpoke like Sarrki that refused to understand the aim of this post is really gullible. One Nigeria is dead and that's a fact. After the civil war, Igbos were given 20 pounds regardless of how many million one was worth before the war. That act was achieved by the ignorant Yoruba leaders who thought they had found a sustainable alliance with the Hausa leaders. The hausas' have ruled us for more than 30 years and their states are one of the poorest. Yet a stupid goat herding fortunate internet literate Hausa guy will come here and say rubbish about other tribes esp Igbos. I'm Igbo and I know that the problem of my people is a selfish greed to make as much money as possible. It has become an Achilles heel to our prospect in attaining political power. Forgive me for digressing a bit with insulting comments to other tribes, it really pisses me off. But I really don't mean the disrespect to good folks. It's only for the fools among them. Igbos will never forget the manslaughter of the civil war. Igbos will never forget the death of our children killed by kwashiokor and malnutrition. Igbos will never forget that after the peaceful resolution of the civil war, nothing good was begotten by them. Igbos will never forget that the yorubas' and the hausas' dislike them for their inherent knack for making money and accumulating wealth, as well as skillful and creative ways of defrauding innocent folks. One Nigeria is dead. We need young, bright, selfless minds and personalities to lead us into a better future. But, if we keep voting in the old brigands because we are so comfortable with enslavement and afraid of the sacrifices and cost of revolution, or because of the quest for ethnic superiority which keeps blinding us to attain/demand for good servitude from our leaders, we will never be able to imagine the benefits and self-complacence in realizing that the prize of a struggle can been won.

makelove2m:
This can only happen when the relationship is fresh, after that period, every teeth smells, nagging starts and over demanding set in and what next................... , that guy under me will tell the story

Bro you are not only on point but you are point 1.

EmperorLee:
That picture is deep menh.

That picture is how it is.

Seven Lucky Kids or Lucky Ninja Seven

Neimar:
v hi NV CT UK kg fu k NJ gods j ugh di

Bros e be like say u take 2 for #5 before u type this message.

ever811:
op...the first picture on the last roll make sense its remind me of last night...

About Last Night. What happened last night?

queenitee:
Hmmmmm

hmmmm! na choir hymn

1) When a boy is in love and says I love you, he means it. When a girl is in love and says I love you, she means it.

2) When a boy is quiet, he’s listening to you. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

3) When a boy is in love, they become poor. When a girl is in love, they become pretty.

4) When a boy says I miss you, he misses you more than you could have missed him. When a girl says I miss you, no one in this world can miss you than that.

5) When a guy calls you every day, he’s in love. When a girl calls you every day, she is seeking attention.

6) How to impress a boy; just smile once......Game Over.
How to impress a girl; Respect her, Honour her, Protect her, Care for her, Love her.

7) When a boy has a crush on you, he is shy to talk to you. When a girl has a crush on you, she is trying to catch your attention.

When a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he’s serious. When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it’s normal.

9) When a guy stares at you, he thinks you are the most beautiful thing in the world. When a girl stares at you, she’s wondering why you’re lying.

10) A boy takes a second to love, and too much time to hate. A girl takes too much time to love, and a few seconds to hate.

11) When a boy is in love, you can see it in his eyes. When a girl is in love, you can see it in his smile.

12) Boys can forget but can’t forgive. Girls can forgive but can’t forget.

13) Boys know how to fake feelings. Girls know how to fake smiles.

14) Boys fall in love for what they see, that’s why girls use make-ups. Girls fall in love with what they hear, that’s why boys lie.

15) Boys know how to hide secrets. Girls know how to hide problems.

16) After break-up, boys drink alcohol, cry, regret. After break-up, girls cry, eat, happy.

17) Boys may be flirting all day, but before they go to sleep, they think about the girl they truly care about. Girls may have a lot of crushes, but their heart belong to only one special guy.

18) When a boy is broken, they try to forget her by going out. When a girl is broken, they find his characteristics in another guy.

19) Boys use the word ‘FRIENDSHIP’ to start love. Girls use the word ‘FRIENDSHIP’ to end love.

20) When a guy lays on a girl’s chest, he has the world. When a girl lays on a boy’s chest, she is wishing for him to be hers forever.

21) When a boy is in love, nobody knows it except the boy. When a girl is in love, everybody knows it.

22) Boys want to be her ‘first love’. Girls want to be his ‘last love’.

23) A boy’s tear is much meaningful than of a girls. A girl’s laughter is much cheerful than of a boys.

24) A boy drinks to forget about a girl. A girl drinks to think back about the boy.

25) When a boy gets jealous, it’s actually kind of cute. When a girl gets jealous, world war 3 is about to start.

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