₦airaland Forum

Kito sandal, it's not durable I wore it in my jss1 it didn't last for a term.
Trickers is stronger

Yes, he'll win presidential election on social media

Bombastically00:
There is no way you can download it...you can download any app from softonics

It just that my hustle requires GPS location camera, whenever I launch the GPS camera it says " google play services is required for this app"
Do you know any GPS camera app that can run without google play?

I bought a used gionee 5005l from the market, the phone did not come with an installed google playstores so I decided to download it and install, after installing the app I realised that it doesn't respond,i've downloaded different version of it without progress after installing. I just realised that my variant of gionee 5005l was not signed by google perhaps it's a Chinese version of it.
please gurus in the house, is there anyway I can bypass all this stuffs and get it installed

Emergingnation:
Why not keep shut and enjoy one Nijiara which you fought for

so it's now a crime to divorce a cheating wife?
Well someday nigeria will devide into different countries

we in the south south also want to opt out of this one sided matrimony called nigeria
we need niger delta republic which major Boro declared in 1966 before he was sentenced to death by ironsi and ojukwu

shugamummy:
Ikwerre lazy fool. Keep waiting for money to be shared every other day from degrading your environment. I kept thinking what the Niger Delta youths would punch on if she'll leaves in 20yrs time after damaging your environment? Ordinary drinking water you won't have, no trading skills, no handiwork, not even agricultural land to be cultivated. What would you do if you see your age mates in the North leaving off largesse accumulated from your land. Then your eye go clear

today ikwerre people are lazy tomorro you'll beg ikwerre to be part of igbo, inferiority complex ve finished you people no wonder no matter how bad wike treats igbos by destroying spare parts market, sending soldiers to obigbo to kill igbos in the name of ipob, igbos still talk good of him on nairaland because you people can't afford to have issues with ikwerre let me tell you out of the 23 lga in rivers ikwerre have 3 and half becos port harcourt is jointly owned by ikwerre and ijaw

this guy wey dey eat beans and bread everyday dey look for rich man daughter wey him go cultivate as if na yam

e be like say na crime to fine for burna boy family

the funny thing about this country, the muslims know that a christian-christian ticket will never exist in nigeria but christians are afraid that oneday there is going to be muslim-muslim in aso rock

Zooposki:
Why don’t you tell your senators to sponsor a secession bill instead of going to court? We Niger Deltans want to leave also. Once Igbo leave, we leave also.

we have the indigeneous niger deltans who are natives of rivers,akwa ibom,cross rivers,bayelsa and present day edo /delta states the likes of ondo abia imo re there because of oil politics, we don't see ibos as niger deltans after all aguiyi ironsi and ojukwu sentenced major boro to death for declaring N/D independent of the defunct eastern region

shugamummy:
When you reach Upper Iweka just test your mumuness by repeating those words to any one you meet there. Thereafter try to comment on Nairaland then we can be so sure of the meaning of your statement

hahahaha so i should leave rivers for that barren land you just mentioned. Am i going there to sell okrika or to learn how to use my mother for money ritual

shugamummy:
So because they stopped history class, you decided to intensify your mumuness and wallow in your ignorance. Read up Bro and trace your origin. Entire Ahoada and Ikwerre and Onion/Akpor originally were Igbos and continue to be till date.

so the only way to show that the sperm used to produce you came from a retar+ded man is to insult someone, anyways very soon your people will start crying that wike is using army to kill them in oyigbo, u people 're only good at making noise online the reverse of your noise is on ground

shugamummy:
So because they stopped history class, you decided to intensify your mumuness and wallow in your ignorance. Read up Bro and trace your origin. Entire Ahoada and Ikwerre and Onion/Akpor originally were Igbos and continue to be till date.

the only way to show that the sperm used to produce you came from a retar+ded man is to insult someone, anyways very soon your people will start crying that wike is using army to kill them in oyigbo, u people 're only good at making noise online the reverse is on ground

Ogbuefi2020:
igboland is beyond SE

many of those outside SE you claimed to be igbos 're not identifying themselves with you, i am frm rivers and i knw that etche people similar language to ibo but you dare not call them ibo and even ikwerre
they should be the one claiming to be ibos and not the other way round

durangokid:
As in what? These people self, what is special about SS what do you think in ss

nothing special? Why not agitate for secession of s/east alone if other ethnic nationalities want to join biafra they should ask ibos for acceptance that'll be honourable

south south is the reason for biafra agitation south east can not leave nigeria without ss thats is why remains a mirage because we're not inclined towards it

we have heard her side of the story but unfortunately we can't hear from the dead because, dead men tell no tales

instead of him to advice his daughter inlaw not to file for divorce if his son cheated

well women should know that men are natural cheaters, they cheat faster than cheetahs run

african men are polygamus in nature the caucasians used religion to deceive us that one man one wife

i blame Buhari,if not for his ineptitude in managing nigeria's economy this man bonboclat wouldn't have died. Now people are campaigning for dracula to become the next president

From 1966 coup to the counter-counter coup and then the civil war changed the socio-polical dynamics of this nation. Things got a little bit better by subsequent government until 2015 when fido dido came on board

PharoahIII:
Which akwaibom? With their pothole-riddled roads? Is it abak road or itam or ibb, which one?

atleast it is 100% better than abia state

I can't believe president is giving a listening to wenger's proposal
mourinho will be like this specialist in failure is at it again na waoo

Krissjones:
[/b]Lol pessi cocksuckerś were abusing ronaldo when he scored a brace against newcastle and now look their fraud midget cant even score against farmers [b]

messhit 3 matches 0 goals
ronaldo 3 matches 4 goals

The fraud pessi is nothing special these days psg even won the match after the rétarded midget got substituted.

why insult a man who has done you no harm? A man who does not know about the existence of your `miserable life. The retar`ded person is you for being frustrated by buhari govt. It's like seeing another riff_raff like you calling ronaldo retar`ded

kenzysmith:
And some people father can't even afford it then. Manna grill na lie I dey talk? 30 million naira would look like 300 naira by 2080 almost everybody for for nairaland go done die by then. This life sha

bro 2080 is 59yrs from now, i'll be 91 by then and there re some younger folks in this who re in there early 20s who'll be in their 80s in 2080

so because he's a chief in iboland that's why he wore a mozambican trouser and saudi arabia shoe to imo.
That's the kind of shoe broke men wore those days to woo calabar girls in port harcourt

BKayy:
And why is your state declared Insolvent aka BROKE?
Bayelsa state have exposed you Ijaw people as people that cant run anything.
Only your state is declared broke in the whole of Southern Nigeria. And don't give me that "oil" crap. Minus Nigeria, can you Ijaw people manage the oil?
Can you make profit from it? When the bonus money dashed to you for not contributing in the financial management of the oil was wasted on Cartons of Ogogoro?

well, the monies are not only wasted on kai kai but on igbo ashawos who re scattered all over the brothels in bayelsa, infact igbo girls run the ashawo industry in bayelsa and even in the north, mind you am a rivers ijaw

Nwanyiogwashi:
I don't kiss Kai Kai mouth I don't want to be infected with drunkness

i have oil money and fresh fish from bonny kingdom for you

proeast:
Those drunks down south are the most deluded set of people I have come across. In their warped alcohol induced thought process, they assumed that any oil bearing community is ijaw land. They're currently fooling themselves in Abia, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Imo and Delta State. The most ridiculous of all is how they're lying to themselves and still believing it that Ndoki and Asa are their brothers just because they are oil bearing communities. These are Igbo clans that speak Igbo and all their culture and traditions are Igbo, yet these ogogoro people still fool themselves that somehow somehow they are ijaw.

It's indeed a comic relief

it's getting clear that ijaws are the nightmare of the ibos
we ve demarcated the old eastern region, stay in ur red mould erosion prone land. Of course you can not stay in ur cursed land u all wander around the country like vagabonds

Nwanyiogwashi:
When is your dry gin aka Kai Kai INC and iYC planning a reunion with oil communities in Anambra state or have you forgotten that you have ijaw in Anambra state too

i feel like kissing you

Nwanyiogwashi:
Now that Anambra state is officially an oil producing state, in few years time our brothers from 5-6 indigenous local government of bayelsa state will start laying claim to those communities as part of ijaw land , like they're claiming ukwu local government of abia state and
Ohaji/Egbema local government in IMO state as ijaw land .
What dry gin people can not do does not exist

don't worry anambra is landlocked river niger is like a stream in ijawland and the total oil produced in anambra and the south east is not upto what soku or kula in rivers state produce

people are wicked, i swear the tailor that sewed this trouser is an ipob member. He has suceeded in making our dear president look like a motherless kangaroo. Mtceww