In these days of high cost of living in this country I deviced a means of cooking a rich soup with a little money. As a security guard that earns 30k a month I have to put my money to good use so I can save a little from it.
I bought the crab at mile 1 market port Harcourt
Crab. = #300
Kpomo = #200
Pumpkin leaf = #100
Water leaf = #100
I have other ingredients at home
Like palm oil
Pepper
Onions
No need to add crayfish because the crab is too tasty

For the past 3 consecutive weeks I've been eating beans and bread nonstop.
250 naira a plate, twice a day, I walk around with 5 litres of water to keep myself hydrated.
Garri and soup is like a luxury now.

Whatever that fills your stamach is your balance diet

Let's pray for Nigeria

Him short like his fada, see his long shoe,
His papaa has not employed rivers youth for the past 7 years

Governor woke, the latest bride of Nigeria's politics.
Like they say "man must hold his manhood for his urine to have direction" wike has done it.
He's make rotimi anaechi look ordinary in APC

Omo I go risk am
I will go there with mosquito net,
999 incense to chase away evil spirits
A bottle of kai kai that will make me sleep of
If I didn't wake up in the morning that means I'm dead
If I woke up in the morning that means I'm 3millon richer, I will buy car for bolt business

It's now a norm for young ladies to show off their slanted Bobby

What do I know

I will not vote for him.
It's better he contests as presidential candidate of labour party and lose than to be vice presidential candidate of kwakwanso and win.
Nigeria doesn't belong to Fulanis

Na wash

2021/2022 champions in waiting

With 4 matches left to be played in the Nigeria professional football league, Rivers United are comfortably seated at the top of the table with 71 points, 10 points ahead of their closest rival Plateau united with 61 points. Rivers United need just 3points in their last 4 matches to be crowned champions for the first time since 2015 when sharks and Dolphins were merged to form Rivers United. Although, Dolphins last won the npfl in 2011.
Stanley Eguma is expected to win his first trophy with the side after spending over 8 years with the club as head coach the inclusion of coach fatai osho into the technical crew I must say has made the team more ambitious.

The creation of south south region was a divine intervention for the minority tribes in southern Nigeria.

From what I've seen you're still an applicant not a beneficiary.
Until your status changes from applicant to beneficiary you have not been shortlisted

Ok

The effect of getting married to a young super model.
He's trying to keep her away from the likes of Jim iyke & co
Edo state is known for producing ugly governors from 1999 till date

Who needs a man of over 65 years with piercings all over his face with a lesbian daughter.

We have too many gays and lesbians in Nigeria

Tinubu is much older than Joe biden

This fish must be blue marlin

Kito sandal, it's not durable I wore it in my jss1 it didn't last for a term.
Trickers is stronger

Yes, he'll win presidential election on social media

Bombastically00:
There is no way you can download it...you can download any app from softonics

It just that my hustle requires GPS location camera, whenever I launch the GPS camera it says " google play services is required for this app"
Do you know any GPS camera app that can run without google play?

I bought a used gionee 5005l from the market, the phone did not come with an installed google playstores so I decided to download it and install, after installing the app I realised that it doesn't respond,i've downloaded different version of it without progress after installing. I just realised that my variant of gionee 5005l was not signed by google perhaps it's a Chinese version of it.
please gurus in the house, is there anyway I can bypass all this stuffs and get it installed

Emergingnation:
Why not keep shut and enjoy one Nijiara which you fought for

so it's now a crime to divorce a cheating wife?
Well someday nigeria will devide into different countries

we in the south south also want to opt out of this one sided matrimony called nigeria
we need niger delta republic which major Boro declared in 1966 before he was sentenced to death by ironsi and ojukwu

shugamummy:
Ikwerre lazy fool. Keep waiting for money to be shared every other day from degrading your environment. I kept thinking what the Niger Delta youths would punch on if she'll leaves in 20yrs time after damaging your environment? Ordinary drinking water you won't have, no trading skills, no handiwork, not even agricultural land to be cultivated. What would you do if you see your age mates in the North leaving off largesse accumulated from your land. Then your eye go clear

today ikwerre people are lazy tomorro you'll beg ikwerre to be part of igbo, inferiority complex ve finished you people no wonder no matter how bad wike treats igbos by destroying spare parts market, sending soldiers to obigbo to kill igbos in the name of ipob, igbos still talk good of him on nairaland because you people can't afford to have issues with ikwerre let me tell you out of the 23 lga in rivers ikwerre have 3 and half becos port harcourt is jointly owned by ikwerre and ijaw

this guy wey dey eat beans and bread everyday dey look for rich man daughter wey him go cultivate as if na yam

e be like say na crime to fine for burna boy family

the funny thing about this country, the muslims know that a christian-christian ticket will never exist in nigeria but christians are afraid that oneday there is going to be muslim-muslim in aso rock

Zooposki:


Why don’t you tell your senators to sponsor a secession bill instead of going to court? We Niger Deltans want to leave also. Once Igbo leave, we leave also.

we have the indigeneous niger deltans who are natives of rivers,akwa ibom,cross rivers,bayelsa and present day edo /delta states the likes of ondo abia imo re there because of oil politics, we don't see ibos as niger deltans after all aguiyi ironsi and ojukwu sentenced major boro to death for declaring N/D independent of the defunct eastern region

shugamummy:
When you reach Upper Iweka just test your mumuness by repeating those words to any one you meet there. Thereafter try to comment on Nairaland then we can be so sure of the meaning of your statement

hahahaha so i should leave rivers for that barren land you just mentioned. Am i going there to sell okrika or to learn how to use my mother for money ritual

shugamummy:
So because they stopped history class, you decided to intensify your mumuness and wallow in your ignorance. Read up Bro and trace your origin. Entire Ahoada and Ikwerre and Onion/Akpor originally were Igbos and continue to be till date.

so the only way to show that the sperm used to produce you came from a retar+ded man is to insult someone, anyways very soon your people will start crying that wike is using army to kill them in oyigbo, u people 're only good at making noise online the reverse of your noise is on ground

shugamummy:
So because they stopped history class, you decided to intensify your mumuness and wallow in your ignorance. Read up Bro and trace your origin. Entire Ahoada and Ikwerre and Onion/Akpor originally were Igbos and continue to be till date.

the only way to show that the sperm used to produce you came from a retar+ded man is to insult someone, anyways very soon your people will start crying that wike is using army to kill them in oyigbo, u people 're only good at making noise online the reverse is on ground

Ogbuefi2020:

igboland is beyond SE

many of those outside SE you claimed to be igbos 're not identifying themselves with you, i am frm rivers and i knw that etche people similar language to ibo but you dare not call them ibo and even ikwerre
they should be the one claiming to be ibos and not the other way round