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Car Talk / Re: As A Car Mechanic, What Is The Most Strange Faults You Have Found On An Car? by slimcious(m): 8:58am On May 29, 2018
I spent 2days in the bush when my Toyota picnic timing belt cut. Hence, I keep extra 1belt in the boot to avoid reoccurrence

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Share Your Eid's Pictures Here. by slimcious(m): 6:52pm On Jun 25, 2017
Selfie with Dad

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Ruling On Keeping Pets In Islam by slimcious(m): 2:57pm On Dec 09, 2016
Is it a sin to keep dog? Or it's just about the Angel
Politics / Re: Policemen Protest In Ondo Over Non-Payment Of Election Allowance by slimcious(m): 2:42am On Nov 29, 2016
This is mutiny.
Nairaland / General / Re: Handicapped Men In Suits Begging In Kwara State. PIC by slimcious(m): 8:49pm On Nov 25, 2016
They are beggers I know them very well, always in front of kwara mall
progress69:
Where is the evidence that they are beggers?

What is wrong with our media today?

All I see is 2 happy disabled men, taking pictures like Every other normal human being


No matter the condition you find yourself, always make yourself happy!!! There are people in worse conditions than you are.
Career / Re: Is There Any Hope For Microbiologist In Nigeria by slimcious(m): 7:12am On Jul 10, 2016
Lol. I have 2sales that work with me in the same territory. You don't have to be pharmacist to be a medical rep
IZANAMI:
Sir,you're a sales Rep, not a med rep.
Non pharmacists are sales rep while pharmacists are Med rep..

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Career / Re: Is There Any Hope For Microbiologist In Nigeria by slimcious(m): 2:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
I'm a microbiologist, I work in a pharmaceutical company as a medical rep. I pay bills and feed dozen from my monthly income and still save big. Dont just get the cert, be employable

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Politics / Re: Day 2: NLC Protests In Ibadan (pics) by slimcious(m): 7:33am On May 24, 2016
Cubeet2:
Too bad we are experiencing the Worse government ever in the History of Nigeria. God Help us

Hw old are you?
Politics / Re: Day 3: NLC -TUC Strike Updates by slimcious(m): 10:32am On May 22, 2016
otokx:


why should I be in a hurry to leave bed when there is a strike? Aluta Continua but no light in Aluu and Choba for 3 months now.


Their'll never be light in Aluu. The city of monsters that took 4young innocent live in a day
Celebrities / Re: Abdulahi Olatoyan Meets Linda Ikeji & Her Sister Laura (photos) by slimcious(m): 7:35am On May 22, 2016
I know him @maraba junction ilorin. I knew favor would find him 1day. Congratulations Abdullahi
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mispronunciation Of Muslim Names by slimcious(m): 5:28pm On May 16, 2016
My name is abubakar_sidiq, people call me sadiq, sidiq,sodiq and muhd_sodiq, please which one is
right?
Science/Technology / Re: Meet Alagba, A 330-Year-Old Tortoise Found In Ogbomoso, Oyo State (Pics) by slimcious(m): 6:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
I'm in Ilorin presently, going to Ogbomosho tomorrow, I'll try to confirm this story
Career / Re: How To Leave A Bad Day At Work Behind? by slimcious(m): 1:31pm On Mar 27, 2016
Take 2bottles of beer, then go and sleep
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Get A Strong Beating From Your Opponent But Dont Want To Give Up by slimcious(m): 7:48am On Feb 09, 2016
I vividly remember I was a victim of this, but the crowd was chanting HUK HON GA.

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Health / Re: Zika Virus Infection Reported In USA by slimcious(m): 9:36am On Feb 03, 2016
Nice1, they must have found d antivirus before it reaches my continent AFRICA
Nairaland / General / Re: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by slimcious(m): 6:37pm On Feb 02, 2016

Health / Re: Lassa Fever : Rat Poison, Trap Sellers Record High Sales In Abuja by slimcious(m): 7:48pm On Jan 17, 2016
I just bought 5packs of that gum rat catcher, cnt take silly chances abeg
Politics / The Late Tiv Warrior, Gideon Orkar's, Coup Speech, April 1990 by slimcious(m): 4:47pm On Jan 07, 2016
Fellow Nigerian citizens,

On behalf of the patriotic and well-meaning peoples of the Middle Belt and the southern parts of this country, I , Major Gideon Orka, wish to happily inform you of the successful ousting of the dictatorial, corrupt, drug baronish, evil man, deceitful, homo-sexually-centered, prodigalistic, un-patriotic administration of General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. We have equally commenced their trials for unabated corruption, mismanagement of national economy, the murders of Dele Giwa, Major-General Mamman Vasta, with other officers as there was no attempted coup but mere intentions that were yet to materialize and other human rights violations.

The National Guard already in its formative stage is disbanded with immediate effect. Decrees Number 2 and 46 are hereby abrogated. We wish to emphasis that this is not just another coup but a well conceived, planned and executed revolution for the marginalized, oppressed and enslaved peoples of the Middle Belt and the south with a view to freeing ourselves and children yet unborn from eternal slavery and colonization by a clique of this country.

Our history is replete with numerous and uncontrollable instances of callous and insensitive dominatory repressive intrigues by those who think it is their birthright to dominate till eternity the political and economic privileges of this great country to the exclusion of the people of the Middle Belt and the south. They have almost succeeded in subjugating the Middle Belt and making them voiceless and now extending same to the south.

It is our unflinching belief that this quest for domination, oppression and marginalization is against the wish of God and therefore, must be resisted with the vehemence. Anything that has a beginning must have an end. It will also suffice here to state that all Nigerians without skeleton in their cupboards need not to be afraid of this change. However, those with skeleton in their cupboards have all reasons to fear, because the time of reckoning has come.

For the avoidance of doubt, we wish to state the three primary reasons why we have decided to oust the satanic Babangida administration. The reasons are as follows:

(a) To stop Babangida’s desire to cunningly, install himself as Nigeria’s life president at all costs and by so doing, retard the progress of this country for life. In order to be able to achieve this undesirable goals of his, he has evidently started destroying those groups and sections he perceived as being able to question his desires. Examples of groups already neutralized, pitched against one another or completely destroyed are:

(1) The Sokoto caliphate by installing an unwanted Sultan to cause division within the hitherto strong Sokoto caliphate.
(2) The destruction of the peoples of Plateau State, especially the Lantang people, as a balancing force in the body politics of this country.
(3) The buying of the press by generous monetary favours and the usage of State Security Service, SSS, as a tool of terror.
(4) The intent to cow the students by the promulgation of the draconian decree Number 47.
(5) The cowing of the university teaching and non-teaching staff by an intended massive purge, using the 150 million dollar loan as the necessitating factor.
(6) Deliberately withholding funds to the armed forces to make them ineffective and also crowning his diabolical scheme through the intended retrenchment of more than half of the members of the armed forces.

Other pointers that give credence to his desire to become a life president against the wishes of the people are:

(1) His appointment of himself as a minister of defense, his putting under his direct control the SSS, his deliberate manipulation of the transition programme, his introduction of inconceivable, unrealistic and impossible political options, his recent fraternisation with other African leaders that have installed themselves as life presidents and his dogged determination to create a secret force called the national guard, independent of the armed forces and the police which will be answerable to himself alone, both operationally and administratively.

It is our strong view that this kind of dictatorial desire of Babangida is unacceptable to Nigerians of the 1990’s, and, therefore, must be resisted by all. Another major reason for the change is the need to stop intrigues, domination and internal colonisation of the Nigerian state by the so-called chosen few.

This, in our view, has been and is still responsible for 90 percent of the problems of Nigerians. This indeed has been the major clog in our wheel of progress. This clique has an unabated penchant for domination and unrivalled fostering of mediocrity and outright detest for accountability, all put together have been our undoing as a nation. This will ever remain our threat if not checked immediately.

It is strongly believed that without the intrigues perpetrated by this clique and misrule, Nigeria will have in all ways achieved developmental virtues comparable to those in Korea, Taiwan, Brazil, India, and even Japan. Evidence, therefore, this cancerous dominance has as a factor constituted by a major and unpardonable clog in the wheel of progress of the Nigerian state. (Sic) It is suffice to mention a few distasteful intrigues engineered by this group of Nigerians in recent past. These are:

(1) The shabby and dishonourable treatment meted on the longest serving Nigerian general in the person of General Domkat Bali, who in actual fact had given credibility to the Babangida administration.
(2) The wholesale hijacking of Babangida’s administration by the all powerful clique.
(3) The disgraceful and inexplicable removal of Commodore Ebitu Ukiwe, Professor Tam David-West, Mr. Aret Adams and so on from office.
(4) The now-pervasive and on-going retrenchment of Middle Belt and southerners from public offices and their instant replacement by the favoured class and their stooges.
(5) The deliberate disruption of the educational culture and retarding its place to suit the favoured class to the detriment of other educational minded parts of this country.
(6) The deliberate impoverishment of the peoples from the Middle Belt and the south, making them working ghosts and feeding on the formulae of 0-1-1- or 0-0-0 while the aristocratic class and their stooges are living in absolute affluence on a daily basis without working for it.
(7) Other countless examples of the exploitative, oppressive, dirty games of intrigues of its class, where people and stooges that can best be described by the fact that even though they contribute very little economically to the well being of Nigeria, they have over the years served and presided over the supposedly national wealth derived in the main from the Middle Belt and the southern part of this country, while the people from these parts of the country have been completely deprived from benefiting from the resources given to them by God.
(cool The third reason for the change is the need to lay a strong egalitarian foundation for the real democratic take off of the Nigerian state or states as they circumstances may dictate. In the light of all the above and in recognition of the negativeness of the aforementioned aristocratic factor, the overall progress of the Nigerian state a temporary decision to excise the following states namely, Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria comes into effect immediately until the following conditions are met.

The conditions to be met to necessitate the re-absorption of the aforementioned states are as following:

(a) To install the rightful heir to the Sultanate, Alhaji Maccido, who is the people’s choice.
(b) To send a delegation led by the real and recognised Sultan Alhaji Maccido to the federal government to vouch that the feudalistic and aristocratic quest for domination and operation will be a thing of the past and will never be practised in any part of the Nigeria state.

By the same token, all citizens of the five states already mentioned are temporarily suspended from all public and private offices in Middle Belt and southern parts of this country until the mentioned conditions above are met.

They are also required to move back to their various states within one week from today. They will, however, be allowed to return and joint the Federal Republic of Nigeria when the stipulated conditions are met. In the same vein, all citizens of the Middle Belt and the south are required to come back to their various states pending when the so-called all-in-all Nigerians meet the conditions that will ensure a united Nigeria. A word is enough for the wise.

This exercise will not be complete without purging corrupt public officials and recovering their ill-gotten wealth, since the days of the oil boom till date. Even in these hard times, when Nigerians are dying from hunger, trekking many miles to work for lack of transportation, a few other Nigerians with complete impunity are living in unbelievable affluence both inside and outside the country.

We are extremely determined to recover all ill-gotten wealth back to the public treasury for the use of the masses of our people. You are all advised to remain calm as there is no cause for alarm. We are fully in control of the situation as directed by God. All airports, seaports and borders are closed forthwith. The former Armed Forces Ruling Council is now disbanded and replaced with National Ruling Council to be chaired by the head of state with other members being a civilian vice-head of state, service chiefs, inspector general of police, one representative each from NLC, NUJ, NBA, and NANS.

A curfew is hereby imposed from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m. until further notice. All members of the armed forces and the police forces are hereby confined to their respective barracks. All unlawful and criminal acts by those attempting to cause chaos will be ruthlessly crushed.

Be warned as we are prepared at all costs to defend the new order. All radio stations are hereby advised to hook on permanently to the national network programme until further notice.

Long live all true patriots of this great country of ours.
May God and Allah through his bountiful mercies bless us all.
Source; Lower Niger Congress/Facebook

Car Talk / Re: Toyota Parts Professional...seek And Find Here!!!! by slimcious(m): 7:36am On Nov 08, 2015
Pls I want to buy rim cover online for my toyota picnic, my rim size is 15 but am seeing 60mm 57mm 62mm online, I duno which1 would match my rim, kindly help pls
Car Talk / Re: Comments/complaints/suggestions by slimcious(m): 7:31am On Nov 08, 2015
Pls I want to buy rim cover online for my toyota picnic, my rim size is 15 but am seeing 60mm 57mm 62mm online, I duno which1 would match my rim, kindly help pls
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by slimcious(m): 7:29am On Nov 08, 2015
Pls I want to buy rim cover online for my toyota picnic, my rim size is 15 but am seeing 60mm 57mm 62mm online, I duno which1 would match my rim, kindly help pls
Romance / Re: Foolball And Sex: How They Relate by slimcious(m): 8:11am On Sep 06, 2015
Stale wink
Politics / Re: PDP Claims President Buhari, APC Have Destroyed Nigeria’s Economy by slimcious(m): 8:56am On Aug 30, 2015
Waillers are back shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: (Photo) - Luxurious Funeral Held For Pet Dog In Shanghai by slimcious(m): 8:52am On Aug 30, 2015
Waste
Politics / Re: Has The Notion 'Jonathan Divided Nigeria Along Ethnic Lines' been Proven False? by slimcious(m): 8:24am On Aug 30, 2015
Ftc
Politics / Re: Prince Audu Wins Kogi Apc Primary Elections by slimcious(m): 8:01am On Aug 30, 2015
Ok
Let's c
Sports / Re: Hilarious Photo: Mourinho Blames Buhari For Loss…? by slimcious(m): 7:58am On Aug 30, 2015
Lol
Business / Re: Easiest Way Of Making Money Via Importation by slimcious(m): 12:18pm On Aug 03, 2015
Ok

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