Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,747 members, 7,820,583 topics. Date: Tuesday, 07 May 2024 at 05:33 PM

Slimderek's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Slimderek's Profile / Slimderek's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (of 23 pages)

Music/Radio / Re: Download Old School Naija Songs Here And Thank Me by slimderek(m): 12:13pm On Mar 13, 2016
Religion / Re: Jesus Has Come the second time And Gone!!! (see Evidence) by slimderek(m): 10:08am On Mar 13, 2016
Oshogbo Weed
Working Perfectly

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Obasanjo, Yaradua, Jonathan's Govts To Account For Recovered Loot- Court by slimderek(m): 2:47pm On Mar 01, 2016
This isnt Possible, As long as OBJ is included.
Apc Lying Liars
Family / Re: Two Die In Enugu Community Over Adulterous Woman by slimderek(m): 2:45pm On Mar 01, 2016
See what Buhari Has Caused

grin grin grin grin grin

Quote me at your own Peril
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Olajumoke Take A Selfie by slimderek(m): 6:15pm On Feb 28, 2016
McCarlito:

And so U forgot she is a newbie on the limelight
and you na oldbie?
Another Otie

2 Likes

Education / Re: Teacher Tortures 10-Year-Old Boy In Ogun For Not Doing His Homework (pic) by slimderek(m): 6:52pm On Feb 11, 2016
Child Abuse
God punish this teacher
Foreign Affairs / Re: Parents Threatening To Bury Lazy Teachers In South Africa (Photos) by slimderek(m): 10:56pm On Feb 03, 2016
Lol
Pathethic people
Education / Re: Checkout This Homework Given To A 5-Year-Old Pupil (Photo) by slimderek(m): 2:45pm On Jan 26, 2016
What is this?
Business / Re: My Experience With Firstbank by slimderek(m): 7:09pm On Jan 20, 2016
53cur3m0d3:
I PMed the mods, hopefully this will get their attention this time around. You can also do likewise.
Thanks for your endeavours
I appreciate

1 Like

Phones / Re: don't trust people that locks their phones by slimderek(m): 6:14pm On Jan 20, 2016
Why
Politics / Re: Immigration Officers And TRAFFIC Officers Clash In Ogun (PHOTOS) by slimderek(m): 5:59pm On Jan 20, 2016
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.

47 Likes 3 Shares

Gaming / Re: Did Hitman Game Reference Nigeria In Their Blood Money? (Photos) by slimderek(m): 4:12pm On Jan 18, 2016
Nigerian Flag?

1 Like 1 Share

Business / Re: My Experience With Firstbank by slimderek(m): 3:04pm On Jan 12, 2016
Attached Are The Screenshot.
I even sent them to CBN at cpd@cbn.gov.ng.
Got no response

Business / Re: Unauthorised Bank Charges: How To Complain To The CBN (Very Simple) by slimderek(m): 3:02pm On Jan 12, 2016
I had a POS issue since October, EVen COntacted CBN but no reply from them.
Truely A Wack Country

1 Like

Business / Re: Yola Market Inferno by slimderek(m): 1:32pm On Jan 07, 2016
Click like for Nothing
Business / Re: My Experience With Firstbank by slimderek(m): 1:23pm On Jan 07, 2016
OK I would upload screenshots today. And I would also visit the Etisalat centre and give updates here.
Thank you guys

Update

Here is a Screenshot of the Transaction
http://prntscr.com/9n7o4f
Politics / Re: Ali Redeploys 69 Comptrollers Of Customs by slimderek(m): 1:54pm On Jan 05, 2016
END TIME ALI

1 Like

Business / Re: My Experience With Firstbank by slimderek(m): 7:55pm On Dec 31, 2015
I was in a call with First Bank Yesterday and they customer care agent told me that the Transaction was approved and the cash was deposited into the Merchants account. In other words I payed for service I didn't receive and I payed twice. I'm still wondering how can a sum of 33,000 be processed twice on a POS in less than 5 mins without raising eyebrows. Firsthand didn't investigate and they couldn't even call or email to notify me. Lalasticlala
Please do justice to this post
Business / Re: My Experience With Firstbank by slimderek(m): 11:44pm On Dec 26, 2015
It isn't in my lien balance.
I checked and it's empty.

I had this same issue previously with first Bank.
I filed waited and travelled out of the country and came back. It was reversed a week after.
But this one is taking so long completed two months on Dec 9
Business / My Experience With Firstbank by slimderek(m): 6:34pm On Dec 26, 2015
On the 9th Of October 2015, I did a Pos Transaction of 33,000 at Etisalat Customer Care with my Firstbank Mastercard And it got declined, We retried again and same thing. Only for me to get two alerts debiting me of a total of 66,000. It was a Friday so i had to run to Firstbank to Complain, And ever since then my Money still has not been returned. Even after numerous calls and emails it still hasn't been returned, and the worse of it all is that they haven't been able to provide a very tangible answer as to what happened to my money.

So my people what do you guys recommend i do.
I can provide screenshot and emails proofing that indeed the money has not been returned.
I have nothing but negative things to say about Firstbank.
They really should be called last Bank.

CC lalasticlala
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Kuti Posts Oshiomhole's N17m Trip To Miami On Twitter To Confirm Or Deny by slimderek(m): 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2015
And to believe some ignorant Benin folks worship this man.

Con man of the century

4 Likes

Politics / Re: Jonathan Was Inexperienced, Not Incompetent - Babangida by slimderek(m): 7:57pm On Dec 07, 2015
slimderek:
Hey
He was only incompetent in the fight against corruption
Politics / Re: Jonathan Was Inexperienced, Not Incompetent - Babangida by slimderek(m): 7:54pm On Dec 07, 2015
Post Copied from a boss forgot his handle



Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.

180 Likes 18 Shares

Politics / Re: Jonathan Was Inexperienced, Not Incompetent - Babangida by slimderek(m): 7:53pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hey
Car Talk / Re: See How This Abuja Taxi Driver Packaged Himself by slimderek(m): 5:19pm On Dec 01, 2015
Creativity in his own way

Click Like for Jesus

29 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Fan Grabs Wizkid's Leg At His Mali Concert by slimderek(m): 10:01am On Nov 17, 2015
dapizy02:

Peeps been eventin ways 2 get like Dis days. End time Nlder
Nna Eh Na to Invent your own oo
Celebrities / Re: Fan Grabs Wizkid's Leg At His Mali Concert by slimderek(m): 1:24pm On Nov 16, 2015
Click Like For Jesus

grin grin grin grin

103 Likes 4 Shares

Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NNPC Depots Run Dry by slimderek(m): 10:02pm On Nov 15, 2015
Na Jesus Win

We will survive

1 Like 1 Share

Phones / Re: Google Is Planning To Manufacture Its Own Android Handset by slimderek(m): 5:21pm On Nov 13, 2015
Thought Google Own Nexus
Celebrities / Re: See The Hilarious Picture Phyno Updated On His Instagram Page by slimderek(m): 5:14pm On Nov 13, 2015
Hit Like For Jesus





grin grin grin grin

91 Likes 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi's Tweet About Nigerian Government by slimderek(m): 5:13pm On Nov 10, 2015
henryhemon:


Idiot you don't have a job,that's why you come here and make such claim,no igbo man who has job will waste his breath on such useless goose wild chase. How many prominent igbos or those who earn better income support that madness? keep deceiving yourself,for those that knows better we are better off being Nigerians than your useless biafra.
Get ready for Amadioha
Politics / Re: 'if You See Ministers Flying First Class, Take A Pic & Send To Me' - Ben Murray by slimderek(m): 11:59am On Nov 10, 2015
E No Go Funny..
In Simi's Voice

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (of 23 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 42
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.