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Educational ServicesRe: Uniben 2015/2016 Utme &clearance by slimedge(op): 10:17am On Jun 09, 2015
Incoming students feel free to ask questions that seem to be bothering you...We will provide you with vital info regarding admission live in #UNIBEN
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 9:51am On Jun 09, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
lol! Simply put as how r things @ ur end?
...ok...how has it been with you?
EducationRe: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(op): 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2015
leemix:
Sunny,...who be my wife oo
...u knw d ansa already nw...Y u dey ask again badt guy?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
it haff Tey u come. Around ooooo! How tins haff come be doing in ur place
...Na xo babe,it aff rilli tey...I knw too get dis ur message at d tale end o...lol..May be u fit help me run am properly so I go fit code@Mzflexydeeva
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 9:19pm On Jun 02, 2015
Incredyable:
slimedge! ma real niggy. i hail o.
...My hands dey up 4 u too ma nigga...I see u @Incredyable
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 6:33pm On May 18, 2015
I dey pass na yim I say make I hail una my ogas and oga madams @d top...Hop say una don chop belleful?make una dey flex jare...life is good...I twaile!..
EducationRe: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(op): 6:28pm On May 18, 2015
leemix:
*Passing By*...I hail oo..Poll Sci and Pub admin shaa
...We C u jare leemix!!!op say u dey take kia of ur wife well...?
Educational ServicesUniben 2015/2016 Utme &clearance by slimedge(op):
Potential students seeking admission in UNIBEN have me for whatever info they want know about. It is expedient I let you know this. Firstly,make sure you meet all requirements. Original certificate of state of origin and original WAEC result e.t.c must be readily available...Note,names must tally in all documents .Names must be fully spelled out on documents and alterations or discrepancies must be avoided. .People always fall victim of these aforementioned problems. Adhere to ur stipulated date and time of clearance and be punctual to clearance hall..If not cleared in time,never be too worried as there will be subsequent arrangement to do that..Sometimes it takes some pple a whole session to clear depending on the severity of their case ...Lectures will commence amidst clearance so be wise on how to strike a balance. If I were you,I will always opt for lectures . The simple truth is that the school will surely clear everyone no matter what it takes...Clearance is full of stress and you may not get the chance to eat at times, i'm sure you must have devised a scheme to tackle this...Wish you guys good luck...#GREAT UNIBEN!!!
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 5:58pm On May 18, 2015
SouffleX:
Does anyone know what the female hostels are like? How many people are usually in a room? Are they (relatively) clean? Bunk beds?

Just need to know what I should be expecting.Thanks.
....During our clearance 2014/2015,I was assigned to Room 125 corner A in hall2.The boys were asked to stay in girls' hostel temporary arrangement and the girls in boys' hostel respectively...8 bonks in each room and well ventilated..The only existing problem there are the toilets. The cleaners are working hard enough to keep them in good shape but the students are just not helping matters at all...There's water in abundance...Make sure u come along with a mosquito net cos it looks like that's where mosquitoes are raised...lol
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 5:39pm On May 18, 2015
stanliwise:
is uniben post utme admission form out already?
pls i need a reply fast.
...Nope,PostUTME form isn't out yet..We will keep you guys posted when is out...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 5:37pm On May 18, 2015
Elvis8236:
Pls guys help me I scored 221 in Jamb,my o'level result are all B,I want to study Medicine and Surgery at Uniben,I'm from Delta State,pls do I ve a chance,nd what's the cut off mark for medicine both merit nd catchment areas.
.....Medicine is 70 (cut-off mark) in UNIBEN
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 6:07pm On Jan 31, 2015
Who and who are now UNIBENhuh? I just met some pple o...lol
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 11:58am On Jan 19, 2015
thatniqqress:
 
You're also present??

Aswer it's not even funny at all.

After waking 6, they're

Now telling us to go home if our

Dates are not today cry
...yes o...just gained entry into the auditorium not too long ....seriuzly,diz people (clearance officials)truly gat no conscience...Social sciences faculty is slower than a crawling snail...*it sucks*
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 8:45am On Jan 19, 2015
People that have not been physically cleared & denied entry into the school's auditorium...

EducationRe: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(op): 9:18pm On Jan 08, 2015
Omo physical clearance tough ooooo....
EducationRe: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(op): 9:16pm On Jan 08, 2015
MissyKwnly:
pol sci n pub adm na old course na.
...I don ask ooo...ISD na HISTORY...They just rebrand the course..lolz
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 7:37am On Jan 04, 2015
Quatermaine:

Science - #49,500
Art - #46,000
...okk..tnx..Men,that's unreasonably high...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 11:45pm On Jan 03, 2015
How much is UNIBEN's freshers paying as school fees?
RomanceRe: Crazy Love by slimedge(op): 8:41pm On Jan 03, 2015
DieeDiee:
HA HA HA!!! Did you just get your heart broken? Best way to get over someone is to get under someone else wink
...Lol,I am not heart broken o but my young dude here has been staring @d ceiling all day cos a girl had his heart broken...He wouldn't taste anything since mawning...How do I advise him to take his mind off the sh*t and move onhuh
RomanceRe: Crazy Love by slimedge(op): 2:37pm On Jan 03, 2015
At what age did you have your first heart break and how did you handle and manage to get over ithuhhuh??
EducationRe: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(op): 2:27pm On Jan 03, 2015
Men with great leader qualities are birthed here...The uprising of any nation leans on their shoulders...They display uniqueness and class anywhere you find them..We all know that the importance of politics in this society can not be over-estimated...We also know that politics gives voice to the unheard,a leading way to the visually impaired and hope to the hopeless...For this reason alone is why we exist..The course is Political Science and Public administration...It's here to kick out dictatorship and to make sure your opinion count irrespective of your status in the society...Pls If you are one of us and a partaker in this thread,pls signify anywhere you are and let's celebrate you...POL SCIENCE 4 LYF!!!
EducationRe: Uniben's Freshers' Hook Up Zone!!! by slimedge(op): 2:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
MissyKwnly:
kk. will kip dat in mind
....International studies and diplomacy pave way for Political science and Public admin to steal your show...Vote for us anywhere and we will lead you all in the right path..*wink*..I so love this course...Political Science and Public Admin or no other...Loud it!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by slimedge(m): 2:02pm On Jan 03, 2015
Nna but this cleavages pic wey I see for this thread is tempting and misleading ooo...choiii...Tell d bros wey put d pix to comot am shaparly b4 E cause riot 4 hia ooo...lol
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by slimedge(m): 1:53pm On Jan 03, 2015
Savigne:
Just incase you havent been told,lemme be the first to tell you;You SERIOUSLy need Jesus in your life..
....They don begin preach 4 nairaland again 9jaaa...preachers and churches everywhere yet corruption dey grow...God help us...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 1:44pm On Jan 03, 2015
I downed shepe on the 23rd of Dec 2014,woke up on the 3rd of january 2015 to realise that both xmas and jan. 1st had passed...D tin pain me enn...I been won invite everybody on this thread to come chow and tie go their house..No wahala sha..nuttin spoil...Una happy new year oooooo
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 1:31pm On Jan 03, 2015
Abeg who know when lectures go start 4 UNIBEN?Some dey say Jan.19h while some say na february...We dey confused and don't know which one is correct...
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 10:44pm On Dec 23, 2014
Doctor21:
2013 waec(ssce) cert z out. Bt u cn as wel use ur statement
...The school where I wrote waec, some people got their certificates while some people's own like me are still under processing..
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by slimedge(m): 1:47am On Dec 23, 2014
someone that wrote WAEC in 2013 and his certificate is not out yet,can he be allowed to proceed and clear with just his statement of result?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 8:16pm On Dec 22, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
hahahaha cheesy grin u need aa campaign manager
....I don't need to search far cos I gat you diva......My campaign manager!!!..lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2014
Thinkr:
Lolz. Hahaha you know say she dey get customer wella na why nau. Anyways, my side dey ok I thank God. hope you dey ok sha. How benin na?
...She dey get customer ke?Leave her in my care now...She will need a good sense of direction and you can trust me for that...*wink*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 10:23am On Dec 22, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
who tell u? U beta place her in his care. The older guys r better lovers( I no mean sugar daddy/ person papa ooo) grin
...I support you sha mzflexydiva..I still be young man oooo...Which kind person papahuh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by slimedge(m): 10:18am On Dec 22, 2014
Thinkr:
Hmm what of slimedge?
@thinkr my right hand man...I dey jare...No mind that mzflexydiva wey knw dey send person jare...I jus dey on d chillin..Hw ur side nw?

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