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leemix:
He is an Original vampire..he has a knack for words

...funny! When I saw vampire,I almost took to my heels ..Well,I attribute my writing prowess to my dad who now lives beyond...As a kid,he instilled the habit of reading into me...He admonished me many times never to settle for less until I reach the acme of my pursuit...That word of advice always burns like a flame inside of me and makes me stand out among my peers...Thnx 4 d compliment again but the vampire side some how got me raising my eyebrows...

3coins:
you'v got to be kidding me

...kiddin u ke bros? ..I only yarn d koko o...

leemix:
Cool Story..
Nick Klaus Matheson..is that you??

Cuz u talk like him

...hahaha...I aint him o...I don't really knw d nick klaus dude but I guess he must be a great writer or somthing...tnx 4 d compliment

Bobbyzain:
your cartoon references good o

...u like them abi?they no cost o Na free for NL here o...No mind d naughty me jare...hw bodi nw?

Mzflexydeeva:
Good morning my good people of nairaland. 26/11/2014

...I've been so eager to meet this most talked about Mzflexydeeva...What's bawlin mammy?...When I was pretty much younger,I told my dad that gettin a diva as a mistress was what I was disirous of.And he would say, ''If that's your desire,consider it done cos you're close to meeting her''...Sounds prophetic. ..Now it seems like a reality..I humbly seek your permission to give you a red carpet treat.They say man's dreams and disires do not converge but I guess I just refuted that.

ShahzadNonso:
Lmao. The fact dt she posted it shows you have her permission already. No take I'm personal I was just being real besides she no even send any of us sef.

...I was just playing around either..am only present here when I mean to wind away time and play silly by teasing pple...Me just kiddin sha...

mesoade:
hehe c dis smal boy o,even if u no fear face,shey u no go fear beard ni?

YouComot for hia ..which beards be dat?Shey na dis your sparsely dispersed beards wey dey ur jaw like scooby doo own u dey yarn about?Go hide ur face inside ground like ostrich because nuttin dey am to fear...park well oga!

mesoade:
what makes you think so . . . Dey dia dey decieve ursef

...Me or you?shooo! See dis guy o

uju18:
#shaking_my_head

...Shaking ur head in approval aiit?yea!!! I knew it...

uju18:
yap there is

...Pls I want some1 to add me o...08038799610

uju18:
yap there is

add me up pls...Ma digit..08038799610

ShahzadNonso:
Hian, she posted her pin n you are stil asking question. I wantu believe this your question is rhetoric cos if not what do you tink she posted her pin 4?

... Hmmm...In your lame mind...Was it not a good thing that I sought her permission first by showing courtesy b4 adding her up? Drill this in2 ur skull bro.Being courteous shows how matured one is...

idiosyncrasy:
which dept.were u admitted

Political Science and Public Admin

NL Guys why do most of you digress a lot?At a point,I thought Uju was a topic.Only to find out that she's just one cool gurl that's using her look to stir up contention here...Unfortunately,the 'UJU' that has gained fame and enjoyed so much publicity here can't be everybody's precious stone...If at all she's going to finally fall for any guy's lyrical prowess,it has to be just one guy...And I think that guy is me ..

Is Anything like UNIBEN's freshers whatsapp group in existence?Pls if it really is,how do I get added up?

efedua:
Bro I been factory reset my phone some few days now I didn't thought of installing bbm. I will do that today

... you didn't thought?...Bros u dey try o...

gennysq:
I tink am cool, frm Edo buh reside in lag n a grad. Just nid a friend I can flow wit, no major expectation. 2A84A868

...Let me add you up then...We could be good friends frm there..Or wht do you feel?

MzNelly:
I'd like to know, for those wanting to retake JAMB....the House of Rep. Stated that the UTME result can be used for three years, isn't that true?

if it's so,it will be good o...

uju18:
see this wan,na only me travel from lagos to benin all by myself during putme

....Like seriously?okk o...

iceberylin:
A) Insults
B)1000$
C) Death sentence (including family members )

hahahah.. badt guy...

Rep ur location if you're a fresher in UNIBEN...Let's begin the familiarity here so that when we finally meet in school,acquaintance will be easy...

I Rep Lasgidi (LAG)...Home of fresh breeds...

What will be the judgement of a married woman that is caught in the act of infidelity(CHEATING) in the following countries
(I). Nigeria
(II).USA
(III). Saudi Arabia

What will be the judgement of a married woman that is caught in the act of infidelity(CHEATING) in the following countries
(I). Nigeria
(II).USA
(III). Saudi Arabia

rkarang:
Business Administration

...FACULTY?

Doctor21:
25th july---post utme exam.

25th august---release of first list.

25th september---release of 2nd list.

25th october---release of D.E list.

25th November--- mayb part time list wud b released

...ok

RUNS gurls are high priced prostitutes while Ashawo,dat one na 'poku lowo e' (any amount, cheap& affordable)

[quote aMprex post=28334537]millions ke? I pray oh![/quote]...u dey doubt ni?

uju18:
lool it is

... now ur talking...let's better team up frm lag now o...I go dey show you road 4 benin make u for no lost...

uju18:
lool this kinda love sef gan!

.... Abi ooooo...Love is wicked!!!

Mprex:
lolss. You NL guys are funny like what do i stand to gain from lying

...I understand your plight my dear.. Just winning you though...But one thing you should know is that our gals are very good in business. They hardly invest anywhere they won't reap from in million folds...

HonourablePomk:
Uniben we await infos from you its 25th already

...What's so special about this 25th date that everybody is yelling about?

HonourablePomk:
Uniben we await infos from you its 25th already

...yes o..Don't know why it's taking them donkey's years to disseminate info about clearance and the rest o...Running outta patience